(The last chapter... before the junkies invades.)
Chapter Eleven: Stuff Barely fit for an Ending
Jecht walked into Tidus's room holding the phone tightly against his ear. "Yeah, okay... He did WHAT? Um, okay, well, bye Braska."
Jecht turned to confront Tidus. He closed his eyes and shook his head, and then finally spoke.
"Tidus, Tidus, Tidus. I thought we had this talk already. You shouldn't rush into sex. I'm sure hadn't gotten there, you two would've have already had your clothes off."
Tidus started to blush. "Furthermore, I am very disappointed in you. You should've learned to control yourself."
Tidus began to speak. "Dad, she made me do it. I didn't start anything."
"Well I'll be damned, if I had a gil for every time I used that excuse well... We'd be swimming in gold and junk."
Jecht looked straight at Tidus. "Never ever do it again. Anyway... How was it?"
Tidus looked at him confused. "Whaddya mean?"
"You know, how was IT?" Tidus replied, "Well, it was fun."
"'Adda boy. That means you're not gay."
Tidus responded, "Yeah, I guess not. Well, I'm glad we had this talk."
Jecht smiled. "Well, if you need me, I'll be in the den."
Tidus walked off to his room, and went to sleep.
The next day, Tidus speedily got ready for school and ran off out of the house.
Seymour and Wakka slowly walked to school. "You know Wakka, I heard it's going to take a few months for Happy Hair to be repaired. Yeah, but it said on the news that some psycho monkey escaped the clinic and went on a rampage."
Wakka frowned. "Well, I ended up paying for that Hot Rod, even though it was a piece of junk and it blew up."
Seymour looked at him. "Wakka, you stole the motorcycle and blew it up. I think it's fair you have to pay for it, even though those type are cheap."
Tidus ran up to them. "Hey guys! What's up?"
Wakka turned. "What happened brudda? I tried to call you last night, but you weren't home. So, I thought you went to a bar, got drunk, and spray- painted graffiti on the capital building."
Tidus smiled nervously. "Oh don't worry, I did something much worse."
Wakka looked at him. "And then I called later. You still didn't answer so I figured you got busted, got arrested, stayed in jail for the night. Then your dad had to bail you in the morning, well actually fifteen minutes ago. So, you didn't have time to get ready, so you had to wear the same clothes, and that is why you stink from not taking a bath in five days."
Tidus scratched his head. "Um, Wakka, you must have an extensive imagination."
Wakka nodded uneasily. "I guess."
The trio walked until they reached the school. Seymour walked inside. "Well, see you guys later. Gotta get to Band."
"You take band?" Tidus asked. Seymour nodded. "Yeah well, my dad forced me into it."
Wakka rubbed his nose. "I gotta go too. I just remembered I had to pay a guy some million gil or something. He's some crackpot. Says he's part of the Mafia and that'll he'll send his boys after me if I don't pay. But he's a nutcase, so I don't believe him."
Wakka turned. "And then he said if I didn't pay, he would also hurt his loved ones."
Tidus started to sweat. "Well, um, Wakka, you don't like me do you?" Wakka smiled. "Well, actually, I'm quite fond of you brudda."
Tidus started sweating more. "Shit," he muttered.
The day passed on slowly. The minute the lunch bell rang, Tidus swore he saw a psychopathic monkey smiling at him from the window. When I say smiling, I mean smiling disturbed- like.
Tidus walked up to Seymour in the lunch- line. "Seymour," he whispered, "I think I saw the monkey again."
Seymour turned to him while getting a muffin. "Tidus, the people from the asylum caught the monkey. I saw it on the news yesterday." Seymour stopped. "Well, actually, now that I think about it, the news this morning talked about a huge massacre at the clinic. They showed brief footage, showing a bloody disturbing hallway with hundreds of dead bodies spurting blood out. Oh yeah and there were spottings of banana peels scattered across the clinic."
"Well, just because that happened, doesn't mean the monkey did it," Tidus commented. Seymour looked at him. "Well, there was footage of some dirty banana peels on the walls saying, Monkey was here."
Just as Seymour finished, Yuna walked behind Tidus.
"Hey Tidus."
Tidus turned and blushed. "Um, hey Yuna."
Yuna picked up a salad. "You know Tidus, I have to apologize for last night. I'm pretty sure we both got into loads of trouble. You know, I'm grounded for a few months. What about you?"
Tidus started to sweat. "Um well, I got grounded, yeah, for like a year."
Yuna frowned. "Well, I guess I got lucky," she replied.
Tidus started to nervously chuckle. "I guess."
Yuna walked off. Seymour turned to Tidus. "Last night? What happened?"
They both walked to a table, and Tidus explained himself. Seymour frowned. "Actually, I quite liked Yuna, but now, I guess I don't have a chance with her."
Seymour took a bite out his burger. "Besides, She refused to go out anyway."
Tidus scratched his head. "Um, I guess."
After school, Rikku walked up to Tidus. "Hey Tidus! Yunie told me what you two did!"
Tidus stared at nervously. "She did? Um, okay." Rikku frowned. "I can't believe you two watched Cats and Dogs without me!" she pouted.
Wakka walked up to them. "Hey Tidus, I was wondering if you or Seymour felt like going to my house for awhile?"
Rikku jumped up. "Hey! It can be like a slumber party! Me and Yunie can come too, and we can stay up real late, like till seven o' clock!"
Wakka looked at her. "How much caffeine have you taken in Rikku? You know the sugar causes you to go really hyper. Almost crazy."
Tidus turned to Wakka. "Sorry, but I want to go home. I'm scared of the monkey, and of Kimhari, oh yeah and that dude in Seymour's hair."
Wakka frowned. "Okay, see ya."
Rikku turned to Tidus. "Um, Tidus?"
"Yeah?" Rikku rubbed her foot on the ground. "Um, Tidus, do you mind going with me to Playless with me? It has always been my dream to work there."
Tidus looked at her. "Sure, why not?"
The two got to Payless in less than a minute, basically because they were a minute away from it.
Tidus sat down while Rikku browsed around. Suddenly, the monkey dropped down on Tidus's head.
Tidus looked up, only to see the monkey get in front of his face. "Now little Tidus, you shall die a very painful and mutilated death!"
Tidus stared at the monkey, shocked. "You can talk?!"
The monkey smiled. "Yes, I have to thank those sick genetic experiments at the clinic."
Suddenly, the monkey walked out of the store. Tidus turned. "Hey, why are you leaving?"
The monkey turned. "The girl with an obsession of monkeys is here, oh yeah, and I wish to be called, Monkey, from now on."
So, Tidus went home. High school continued to go on for a year. The year went on without any incidents, of course, Sephiroth attacked a few times, same thing for the monkey.
However, these things didn't matter, even though countless people were mutilated leaving many gravestones. College, was now on it's way, and there were, many, MANY more gruesome and disturbing thins on their way.
But for now, a short part about Auron, and a normal day at Yuna's household.
Auron woke up and slowly arose from his bed.
He quickly brushed his teeth, combed his hair, and got dressed for Yuna's graduation.
Auron got a glass of orange juice and slowly drank it while Kimhari stretched out on the counter.
Auron looked at him. "Normally, I'd scoot you off, but I know of your evilness. So I'm going to ignore you."
Braska walked into the kitchen. "Well Auron, seems you woke up early."
Auron finished his orange juice. "Yeah well, interesting things happen."
Chapter Eleven: Stuff Barely fit for an Ending
Jecht walked into Tidus's room holding the phone tightly against his ear. "Yeah, okay... He did WHAT? Um, okay, well, bye Braska."
Jecht turned to confront Tidus. He closed his eyes and shook his head, and then finally spoke.
"Tidus, Tidus, Tidus. I thought we had this talk already. You shouldn't rush into sex. I'm sure hadn't gotten there, you two would've have already had your clothes off."
Tidus started to blush. "Furthermore, I am very disappointed in you. You should've learned to control yourself."
Tidus began to speak. "Dad, she made me do it. I didn't start anything."
"Well I'll be damned, if I had a gil for every time I used that excuse well... We'd be swimming in gold and junk."
Jecht looked straight at Tidus. "Never ever do it again. Anyway... How was it?"
Tidus looked at him confused. "Whaddya mean?"
"You know, how was IT?" Tidus replied, "Well, it was fun."
"'Adda boy. That means you're not gay."
Tidus responded, "Yeah, I guess not. Well, I'm glad we had this talk."
Jecht smiled. "Well, if you need me, I'll be in the den."
Tidus walked off to his room, and went to sleep.
The next day, Tidus speedily got ready for school and ran off out of the house.
Seymour and Wakka slowly walked to school. "You know Wakka, I heard it's going to take a few months for Happy Hair to be repaired. Yeah, but it said on the news that some psycho monkey escaped the clinic and went on a rampage."
Wakka frowned. "Well, I ended up paying for that Hot Rod, even though it was a piece of junk and it blew up."
Seymour looked at him. "Wakka, you stole the motorcycle and blew it up. I think it's fair you have to pay for it, even though those type are cheap."
Tidus ran up to them. "Hey guys! What's up?"
Wakka turned. "What happened brudda? I tried to call you last night, but you weren't home. So, I thought you went to a bar, got drunk, and spray- painted graffiti on the capital building."
Tidus smiled nervously. "Oh don't worry, I did something much worse."
Wakka looked at him. "And then I called later. You still didn't answer so I figured you got busted, got arrested, stayed in jail for the night. Then your dad had to bail you in the morning, well actually fifteen minutes ago. So, you didn't have time to get ready, so you had to wear the same clothes, and that is why you stink from not taking a bath in five days."
Tidus scratched his head. "Um, Wakka, you must have an extensive imagination."
Wakka nodded uneasily. "I guess."
The trio walked until they reached the school. Seymour walked inside. "Well, see you guys later. Gotta get to Band."
"You take band?" Tidus asked. Seymour nodded. "Yeah well, my dad forced me into it."
Wakka rubbed his nose. "I gotta go too. I just remembered I had to pay a guy some million gil or something. He's some crackpot. Says he's part of the Mafia and that'll he'll send his boys after me if I don't pay. But he's a nutcase, so I don't believe him."
Wakka turned. "And then he said if I didn't pay, he would also hurt his loved ones."
Tidus started to sweat. "Well, um, Wakka, you don't like me do you?" Wakka smiled. "Well, actually, I'm quite fond of you brudda."
Tidus started sweating more. "Shit," he muttered.
The day passed on slowly. The minute the lunch bell rang, Tidus swore he saw a psychopathic monkey smiling at him from the window. When I say smiling, I mean smiling disturbed- like.
Tidus walked up to Seymour in the lunch- line. "Seymour," he whispered, "I think I saw the monkey again."
Seymour turned to him while getting a muffin. "Tidus, the people from the asylum caught the monkey. I saw it on the news yesterday." Seymour stopped. "Well, actually, now that I think about it, the news this morning talked about a huge massacre at the clinic. They showed brief footage, showing a bloody disturbing hallway with hundreds of dead bodies spurting blood out. Oh yeah and there were spottings of banana peels scattered across the clinic."
"Well, just because that happened, doesn't mean the monkey did it," Tidus commented. Seymour looked at him. "Well, there was footage of some dirty banana peels on the walls saying, Monkey was here."
Just as Seymour finished, Yuna walked behind Tidus.
"Hey Tidus."
Tidus turned and blushed. "Um, hey Yuna."
Yuna picked up a salad. "You know Tidus, I have to apologize for last night. I'm pretty sure we both got into loads of trouble. You know, I'm grounded for a few months. What about you?"
Tidus started to sweat. "Um well, I got grounded, yeah, for like a year."
Yuna frowned. "Well, I guess I got lucky," she replied.
Tidus started to nervously chuckle. "I guess."
Yuna walked off. Seymour turned to Tidus. "Last night? What happened?"
They both walked to a table, and Tidus explained himself. Seymour frowned. "Actually, I quite liked Yuna, but now, I guess I don't have a chance with her."
Seymour took a bite out his burger. "Besides, She refused to go out anyway."
Tidus scratched his head. "Um, I guess."
After school, Rikku walked up to Tidus. "Hey Tidus! Yunie told me what you two did!"
Tidus stared at nervously. "She did? Um, okay." Rikku frowned. "I can't believe you two watched Cats and Dogs without me!" she pouted.
Wakka walked up to them. "Hey Tidus, I was wondering if you or Seymour felt like going to my house for awhile?"
Rikku jumped up. "Hey! It can be like a slumber party! Me and Yunie can come too, and we can stay up real late, like till seven o' clock!"
Wakka looked at her. "How much caffeine have you taken in Rikku? You know the sugar causes you to go really hyper. Almost crazy."
Tidus turned to Wakka. "Sorry, but I want to go home. I'm scared of the monkey, and of Kimhari, oh yeah and that dude in Seymour's hair."
Wakka frowned. "Okay, see ya."
Rikku turned to Tidus. "Um, Tidus?"
"Yeah?" Rikku rubbed her foot on the ground. "Um, Tidus, do you mind going with me to Playless with me? It has always been my dream to work there."
Tidus looked at her. "Sure, why not?"
The two got to Payless in less than a minute, basically because they were a minute away from it.
Tidus sat down while Rikku browsed around. Suddenly, the monkey dropped down on Tidus's head.
Tidus looked up, only to see the monkey get in front of his face. "Now little Tidus, you shall die a very painful and mutilated death!"
Tidus stared at the monkey, shocked. "You can talk?!"
The monkey smiled. "Yes, I have to thank those sick genetic experiments at the clinic."
Suddenly, the monkey walked out of the store. Tidus turned. "Hey, why are you leaving?"
The monkey turned. "The girl with an obsession of monkeys is here, oh yeah, and I wish to be called, Monkey, from now on."
So, Tidus went home. High school continued to go on for a year. The year went on without any incidents, of course, Sephiroth attacked a few times, same thing for the monkey.
However, these things didn't matter, even though countless people were mutilated leaving many gravestones. College, was now on it's way, and there were, many, MANY more gruesome and disturbing thins on their way.
But for now, a short part about Auron, and a normal day at Yuna's household.
Auron woke up and slowly arose from his bed.
He quickly brushed his teeth, combed his hair, and got dressed for Yuna's graduation.
Auron got a glass of orange juice and slowly drank it while Kimhari stretched out on the counter.
Auron looked at him. "Normally, I'd scoot you off, but I know of your evilness. So I'm going to ignore you."
Braska walked into the kitchen. "Well Auron, seems you woke up early."
Auron finished his orange juice. "Yeah well, interesting things happen."