RAVTIOGS: Ladies and geltlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
welcom to-
S/A: What are you doing?
RAVTIOGS: I dunno, I've just always wanted to say that.
Rosethorn: *glares at RAVTIAOGS*
RAVTIOGS: Heh, heh....Well, here's your host SOMEONE ANNOYING!
Audience: *claps and cheers except for Stacia and Lizzy in front*
S/A: Thank you, thank you. *bows and look to see Stacia and Lizzy* HEY! I thought I sent you to a different dimension!
Stacia: We got out.
Lizzy: *nods* Jareth decided to be nice.
S/A: He did, did he.... He will PAY!
Kati: *ahem*
Rosethorn: OOH! OOH! I can make him pay!
S/A: Thank you. Now after we go take care of some revenge, the show will continue!
*cuts to throne room in Labyrinth*
Rosethorn: Hi Jareth.
Jareth: *screams* Oh...wait. I thought you were the other one
S/A: Jareth, what have I told you about letting people out of your Labyrinth when I put them there?
Jareth: Um...
S/A: WELL??
Rosethorn: Just for that something *really* humiliating is going to happen to you in Miracles Happen.
S/A: What's Miracles Happen?
Rosethorn: My Labyrinth fic. Jareth adopts Sarah's daughter Tessika and chaos ensues.
S/A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, Jareth. Tell me something.
Jareth: *warily* Yes?
S/A: Why did you let them you let them out?
Jareth: Tessi talked me into it. She says they're nice.
S/A: She said they're nice? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD THINK THAT??
Tessika: Me. And actually I only did it to see what you would do. Bye! *she disappears*
S/A: *growls*
Rosethorn: Anyway....back to the game.
*cut back to the set where Kati has Stacia and Lizzy tied up, and the audiance it throwing bean bags at them*
Rosethorn: Kati! Be nice. Water balloons.
Kati: O.K.
S/A: Can we get to the show?
Kati: Aww............Alright,
Rosethorn: Teams, S/A!
RAVTIOGS: From Tortall we have Keladry, Lady Knigh, Sir Cleon of Kennan, and Sir Nealan of Queenscove!
*Kel, Cleon and Neal all crash through the roof*
Builder Guy: E...
Kati: *glares*
Builder Guy: Uh...nothing!
Neal: *upon hearing his name*: IT'S NEAL! NOT NEALAN!
S/A: Whatever.
Rosethorn: Don't argue with S/A.
Kati: *swoons*
Cleon: Where are we?
Kati: Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Rosethorn: Be afraid. Be very afraid. God, I love saying that.
S/A: *evil grin*
Kel: Uh oh.
Kati: *oogles at Neal*
S/A: TEAM TWO!
Rosethorn: *waves hand in front of Kati's face*
Kati: *drools a bit then snaps out of it* What?
Rosethorn: Team Two?
S/A: *sighs* Team two, people!
*Heralds Talia, Dirk, and Herald Mage Vanyel from Valdemar*
Kati: Who are they?
Rosethorn: My kind of people. *hugs Dirk, who looks astonished*
Vanyel: How come they get to be together? Why couldn't 'Lendel and I be together? This sucks! *weeps*
S/A: *laughs* O.K. anyway, RAVTIOGS, where's team three?
*Team three appears in a puff of smoke*
Rosethorn: *pats Vanyel on head then turns* Who have we here?
Holly: *pulls out blaster*
S/A: Look! Someone shorter that me!
Kati: *takes blaster* No weapons onstage. Makes the auidience nervous. And that goes for you too, Butler!
*Butler sheepishly empties he pockets*
Artemis: *takes out cell phone*
S/A: None of that either! *takes cell phone* No distractions on- stage.*crushes cell phone under boot*
Rosethorn: Categories! Kati, it's your turn.
Kati: O.K. the categories are How to Tie Your Shoes, Paper Shredders Are Fun, What Do I Do, and Woof.
Rosethorn: Team one?
Kel: What is this?
Rosethorn: It's Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid!
Neal: Um, we'll choose...........
Rosethorn: Fast!
Cleon: Woof!
Rosethorn: Ok! You have to run around on all fours barking like a dog. And then you have to eat like a dog from THIS! *she holds up a bowl of Cheerios*
Cleon: What?!?
Kati: Wow...that's the first time one of our categories had anything to do with the answer!
S/A: I know!
Neal: Just do it!
*Cleon gets down on all fours while Kel and Neal watch*
Rosethorn: Ah-ah-ah! All of you!
Neal: What?!?
Kati: *drools a little, still oogling at Neal*
Rosethorn: *smacks Kati* Yes, all of you.
Kati: Ooow!
Neal: *sighs, Kati swoons* Alright.
*Kel and Neal began to run around barking*
Rosethorn: You lose!
Kel: Why?!?
Rosethorn: Because I don't like Neal and because you didn't eat everything in the bowl in three minutes. TEAM TWO!
Kati: *mumbles something like* How can anyone not like Neal? *Neal gives her an odd look*
Rosethorn: *gets an evil look* And because you lost, you have to pay a forfiet to Kati!
Kel: What's that mean?
Rosethorn: It means you have to give Kati something.
Kati: *gets an evil looks*
Kel: What do I have to give Kati?
S/A: You don't have to give Kati anything. Neal does.
Rosethorn: No! S/A, Kel has to give Neal to Kati.
S/A: O.K.....
Kati: YIPPEE!!
Neal: *looks frightened*
Kel: Okay....
Kel: What do I give to Neal, then?
Rosethorn: *shakes head* You don't give anything to Neal. You give *Neal* to *Kati*.
Kel: Then can I have Cleon?
Rosethorn: Um...*consults with Kati*
Kati: Yep!
Kel: O.K. *pushes Neal to Kati* Yay! *starts to snog Cleon*
Rosethorn: Ew...
Kati: On to Team Two!
S/A: *looks at Kel and Cleon* That was more than I wanted to know, but Team two, what do you choose?
Talia: Um. I don't quite trust you people.
Kati: *grabs Neal's arm* You can trust us! S/A doesn't bite unless she's provoked!
S/A: *smiles innocently*
Rosethorn: No, actually, they can't trust us. Especially not you.
Kati: Shut up!
Talia: *raises eyebrow* This sounds like the Valdemar Show...
Rosethorn: It isn't as bad as all that. Choose a category!
Vanyel: What do I do? What do I do to get 'Lendel back?
S/A: Kati! Be nice or I'll take Neal away!
Rosethorn: S/A, that's cruel!
S/A: I know.
Rosethorn: Anyway. Team Two! You have to...*consults with Kati and S/A*
S/A: *whispers* They should have to do something wierd.
Rosethorn: *whispers* Obviously. But what?
Kati: *still clutching Neal* Hmm....
S/A: Rosie, you seem to know them pretty well. You think of something!
Rosethorn: We could make Vanyel strip...no, that would jack the rating up too high.
S/A: *laughs* But it would be funny. Oh, well. what else?
Rosethorn: And besides, he'd probably enjoy it. Hey, I know!
Kati: What?
Rosethorn: Vanyel has to put on face cream, curlers, cucumber eye thingys, a bathrobe, and slippers and shuffle around complaining that he broke a nail!
S/A: O.K., but you have to tell him.
Roesthorn: Fun!
*they all turn to look at team two*
Rosethorn: *stands up* Okay! Vanyel, you have to put on face cream, curlers, cucumber eye thingys, a bathrobe, and slippers and shuffle around complaining that you broke a nail!
Vanyel: *shrieks*
S/A: *laughs evilly*
Vanyel: NOOO!!!
Talia: *giggles*
Kati: *grabs his arm* Come with me. *takes him into a dressing room*
*A scream is heard*
Rosethorn: Kati, what color is the bathrobe?
Kati: Pink, why?
Rosethorn: Because pink clashes with his eyes. *grins* Make him wear it anyway.
Kati: Stop struggling! *drags Vanyel back out onto the stage*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Rosethorn: *cracks up and falls on the ground laughing*
Vanyel: *weeps* Pink clashes with my eyes...
Random Audience Member: Well, that just rocks my socks.
*all stare at him*
Rosethorn: Security!
Kati: Oh by the way, Vanyel, you lose. Next!
S/A: Ahh, yes. Master Fowl...
Kati: Which will you choose?
Holly: Don't I have any say in this?!?
Kati: If you want to...
Holly: Good. I choose Paper Shredders Are Fun.
Artemis: WHAT?
Rosethorn: Kati, that's your category...
Kati: *grins* Alright. Butler you have to go and get that Random Audience Membre and bring him up on stage. THat's noit all just do it for now.
Butler: *does it, still mad that S/A took away his guns*
Artemis: *gives Kati an odd look* What now?
Random Audience Member: What's going on???
Rosethorn: What *is* going on?
Kati: NOW! You all have to run around like chickens with your head cut of! *after a pause* WAIT! That's not good enough!
Rosethorn: *hides behind S/A*
Kati: NOW, you have to color little dots on yourself with permanent marker while eating an ice cream sundae topped with paper shreddings!
S/A: *raises an eyebrow*
Rosethorn: Okay, who gave Kati sugar?
RAVTIOGS: *laughs evilly* Me.
Rosethorn: *marches backstage*
*scuffle*
RAVTIOGS: Owwww!
Rosethorn: *marches onstage* S/A, we need a new RAVTIAOGS.
RAVTIAOGS: *gurgle* *dies*
Kati: YAY! *jumps up and down, then notices Neal trying to sneak away* NO! *grabs him again* You stay here!
Rosethorn: *hands Kati a rope and looks at Artemis Fowl gang* Well, get on with it!
S/A: O.K. *conjures up a new RAVTIOGS, this time it's female*
Rosethorn: Hi. Don't give Kati sugar.
Artemis: *cringes* Do we have to?
Rosethorn: Yes.
Holly: You can't be serious.
S/A: Oh, but we are.
Rosethorn: Nasty hobbitses!
S/A: HOBBITS AREN'T NASTY!
Artemis: *looks slightly amused*
Rosethorn: NASTY HOBBITSES! *jumps on Artemis and wrestles him to the ground* YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS!
Kati: *after tying Neal to her arm with the rope, laughs*
Artemis: Wha? OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Rosethorn: GIVE US THE PRECIOUS!
S/A: Rosie, that's enough.
Artemis: Owwwww..........
Rosethorn: But he stole the precious!
Kati: Just let 'em do what I told them to do. You can beat up Arty later.
Rosethorn: *sulks*
Kati: Here. *gives Rosethorn her replica of the One Ring* NOW....
S/A: Kati, we're almost out of time....
Kati: I know! Shh! *hands AF gang messy paper shredder sundaes, and purple permanent markers* Here you go!
Rosethorn: So get on with it!
Holly: *starts drawing dots on Artemis* I can't believe I'm doing this...
Butler: *takes a bit of sundae* Not half bad.
Kati: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
S/A: Quick, who won?!?
Holly: Oh, for crying out loud! throws marker at Kati and stalks off*
Rosethorn: I say Talia and Dirk.
Kati: Hey!
S/A: Good I dea.
Rosethorn: They're the only ones left standing
Kati: *picks up marker* These were expensive!
S/A: What do they win?
Rosethorn: I'm sure they were. OKAY! The winners are Talia and Dirk. They get to go home. Everyone else is trapped in the auidence forever!
Rosethorn: MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Audience: *shudders*
S/A: That's our show! Bye!
*screen goes blank*
S/A: What are you doing?
RAVTIOGS: I dunno, I've just always wanted to say that.
Rosethorn: *glares at RAVTIAOGS*
RAVTIOGS: Heh, heh....Well, here's your host SOMEONE ANNOYING!
Audience: *claps and cheers except for Stacia and Lizzy in front*
S/A: Thank you, thank you. *bows and look to see Stacia and Lizzy* HEY! I thought I sent you to a different dimension!
Stacia: We got out.
Lizzy: *nods* Jareth decided to be nice.
S/A: He did, did he.... He will PAY!
Kati: *ahem*
Rosethorn: OOH! OOH! I can make him pay!
S/A: Thank you. Now after we go take care of some revenge, the show will continue!
*cuts to throne room in Labyrinth*
Rosethorn: Hi Jareth.
Jareth: *screams* Oh...wait. I thought you were the other one
S/A: Jareth, what have I told you about letting people out of your Labyrinth when I put them there?
Jareth: Um...
S/A: WELL??
Rosethorn: Just for that something *really* humiliating is going to happen to you in Miracles Happen.
S/A: What's Miracles Happen?
Rosethorn: My Labyrinth fic. Jareth adopts Sarah's daughter Tessika and chaos ensues.
S/A: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now, Jareth. Tell me something.
Jareth: *warily* Yes?
S/A: Why did you let them you let them out?
Jareth: Tessi talked me into it. She says they're nice.
S/A: She said they're nice? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD THINK THAT??
Tessika: Me. And actually I only did it to see what you would do. Bye! *she disappears*
S/A: *growls*
Rosethorn: Anyway....back to the game.
*cut back to the set where Kati has Stacia and Lizzy tied up, and the audiance it throwing bean bags at them*
Rosethorn: Kati! Be nice. Water balloons.
Kati: O.K.
S/A: Can we get to the show?
Kati: Aww............Alright,
Rosethorn: Teams, S/A!
RAVTIOGS: From Tortall we have Keladry, Lady Knigh, Sir Cleon of Kennan, and Sir Nealan of Queenscove!
*Kel, Cleon and Neal all crash through the roof*
Builder Guy: E...
Kati: *glares*
Builder Guy: Uh...nothing!
Neal: *upon hearing his name*: IT'S NEAL! NOT NEALAN!
S/A: Whatever.
Rosethorn: Don't argue with S/A.
Kati: *swoons*
Cleon: Where are we?
Kati: Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Rosethorn: Be afraid. Be very afraid. God, I love saying that.
S/A: *evil grin*
Kel: Uh oh.
Kati: *oogles at Neal*
S/A: TEAM TWO!
Rosethorn: *waves hand in front of Kati's face*
Kati: *drools a bit then snaps out of it* What?
Rosethorn: Team Two?
S/A: *sighs* Team two, people!
*Heralds Talia, Dirk, and Herald Mage Vanyel from Valdemar*
Kati: Who are they?
Rosethorn: My kind of people. *hugs Dirk, who looks astonished*
Vanyel: How come they get to be together? Why couldn't 'Lendel and I be together? This sucks! *weeps*
S/A: *laughs* O.K. anyway, RAVTIOGS, where's team three?
*Team three appears in a puff of smoke*
Rosethorn: *pats Vanyel on head then turns* Who have we here?
Holly: *pulls out blaster*
S/A: Look! Someone shorter that me!
Kati: *takes blaster* No weapons onstage. Makes the auidience nervous. And that goes for you too, Butler!
*Butler sheepishly empties he pockets*
Artemis: *takes out cell phone*
S/A: None of that either! *takes cell phone* No distractions on- stage.*crushes cell phone under boot*
Rosethorn: Categories! Kati, it's your turn.
Kati: O.K. the categories are How to Tie Your Shoes, Paper Shredders Are Fun, What Do I Do, and Woof.
Rosethorn: Team one?
Kel: What is this?
Rosethorn: It's Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid!
Neal: Um, we'll choose...........
Rosethorn: Fast!
Cleon: Woof!
Rosethorn: Ok! You have to run around on all fours barking like a dog. And then you have to eat like a dog from THIS! *she holds up a bowl of Cheerios*
Cleon: What?!?
Kati: Wow...that's the first time one of our categories had anything to do with the answer!
S/A: I know!
Neal: Just do it!
*Cleon gets down on all fours while Kel and Neal watch*
Rosethorn: Ah-ah-ah! All of you!
Neal: What?!?
Kati: *drools a little, still oogling at Neal*
Rosethorn: *smacks Kati* Yes, all of you.
Kati: Ooow!
Neal: *sighs, Kati swoons* Alright.
*Kel and Neal began to run around barking*
Rosethorn: You lose!
Kel: Why?!?
Rosethorn: Because I don't like Neal and because you didn't eat everything in the bowl in three minutes. TEAM TWO!
Kati: *mumbles something like* How can anyone not like Neal? *Neal gives her an odd look*
Rosethorn: *gets an evil look* And because you lost, you have to pay a forfiet to Kati!
Kel: What's that mean?
Rosethorn: It means you have to give Kati something.
Kati: *gets an evil looks*
Kel: What do I have to give Kati?
S/A: You don't have to give Kati anything. Neal does.
Rosethorn: No! S/A, Kel has to give Neal to Kati.
S/A: O.K.....
Kati: YIPPEE!!
Neal: *looks frightened*
Kel: Okay....
Kel: What do I give to Neal, then?
Rosethorn: *shakes head* You don't give anything to Neal. You give *Neal* to *Kati*.
Kel: Then can I have Cleon?
Rosethorn: Um...*consults with Kati*
Kati: Yep!
Kel: O.K. *pushes Neal to Kati* Yay! *starts to snog Cleon*
Rosethorn: Ew...
Kati: On to Team Two!
S/A: *looks at Kel and Cleon* That was more than I wanted to know, but Team two, what do you choose?
Talia: Um. I don't quite trust you people.
Kati: *grabs Neal's arm* You can trust us! S/A doesn't bite unless she's provoked!
S/A: *smiles innocently*
Rosethorn: No, actually, they can't trust us. Especially not you.
Kati: Shut up!
Talia: *raises eyebrow* This sounds like the Valdemar Show...
Rosethorn: It isn't as bad as all that. Choose a category!
Vanyel: What do I do? What do I do to get 'Lendel back?
S/A: Kati! Be nice or I'll take Neal away!
Rosethorn: S/A, that's cruel!
S/A: I know.
Rosethorn: Anyway. Team Two! You have to...*consults with Kati and S/A*
S/A: *whispers* They should have to do something wierd.
Rosethorn: *whispers* Obviously. But what?
Kati: *still clutching Neal* Hmm....
S/A: Rosie, you seem to know them pretty well. You think of something!
Rosethorn: We could make Vanyel strip...no, that would jack the rating up too high.
S/A: *laughs* But it would be funny. Oh, well. what else?
Rosethorn: And besides, he'd probably enjoy it. Hey, I know!
Kati: What?
Rosethorn: Vanyel has to put on face cream, curlers, cucumber eye thingys, a bathrobe, and slippers and shuffle around complaining that he broke a nail!
S/A: O.K., but you have to tell him.
Roesthorn: Fun!
*they all turn to look at team two*
Rosethorn: *stands up* Okay! Vanyel, you have to put on face cream, curlers, cucumber eye thingys, a bathrobe, and slippers and shuffle around complaining that you broke a nail!
Vanyel: *shrieks*
S/A: *laughs evilly*
Vanyel: NOOO!!!
Talia: *giggles*
Kati: *grabs his arm* Come with me. *takes him into a dressing room*
*A scream is heard*
Rosethorn: Kati, what color is the bathrobe?
Kati: Pink, why?
Rosethorn: Because pink clashes with his eyes. *grins* Make him wear it anyway.
Kati: Stop struggling! *drags Vanyel back out onto the stage*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Rosethorn: *cracks up and falls on the ground laughing*
Vanyel: *weeps* Pink clashes with my eyes...
Random Audience Member: Well, that just rocks my socks.
*all stare at him*
Rosethorn: Security!
Kati: Oh by the way, Vanyel, you lose. Next!
S/A: Ahh, yes. Master Fowl...
Kati: Which will you choose?
Holly: Don't I have any say in this?!?
Kati: If you want to...
Holly: Good. I choose Paper Shredders Are Fun.
Artemis: WHAT?
Rosethorn: Kati, that's your category...
Kati: *grins* Alright. Butler you have to go and get that Random Audience Membre and bring him up on stage. THat's noit all just do it for now.
Butler: *does it, still mad that S/A took away his guns*
Artemis: *gives Kati an odd look* What now?
Random Audience Member: What's going on???
Rosethorn: What *is* going on?
Kati: NOW! You all have to run around like chickens with your head cut of! *after a pause* WAIT! That's not good enough!
Rosethorn: *hides behind S/A*
Kati: NOW, you have to color little dots on yourself with permanent marker while eating an ice cream sundae topped with paper shreddings!
S/A: *raises an eyebrow*
Rosethorn: Okay, who gave Kati sugar?
RAVTIOGS: *laughs evilly* Me.
Rosethorn: *marches backstage*
*scuffle*
RAVTIOGS: Owwww!
Rosethorn: *marches onstage* S/A, we need a new RAVTIAOGS.
RAVTIAOGS: *gurgle* *dies*
Kati: YAY! *jumps up and down, then notices Neal trying to sneak away* NO! *grabs him again* You stay here!
Rosethorn: *hands Kati a rope and looks at Artemis Fowl gang* Well, get on with it!
S/A: O.K. *conjures up a new RAVTIOGS, this time it's female*
Rosethorn: Hi. Don't give Kati sugar.
Artemis: *cringes* Do we have to?
Rosethorn: Yes.
Holly: You can't be serious.
S/A: Oh, but we are.
Rosethorn: Nasty hobbitses!
S/A: HOBBITS AREN'T NASTY!
Artemis: *looks slightly amused*
Rosethorn: NASTY HOBBITSES! *jumps on Artemis and wrestles him to the ground* YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS!
Kati: *after tying Neal to her arm with the rope, laughs*
Artemis: Wha? OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Rosethorn: GIVE US THE PRECIOUS!
S/A: Rosie, that's enough.
Artemis: Owwwww..........
Rosethorn: But he stole the precious!
Kati: Just let 'em do what I told them to do. You can beat up Arty later.
Rosethorn: *sulks*
Kati: Here. *gives Rosethorn her replica of the One Ring* NOW....
S/A: Kati, we're almost out of time....
Kati: I know! Shh! *hands AF gang messy paper shredder sundaes, and purple permanent markers* Here you go!
Rosethorn: So get on with it!
Holly: *starts drawing dots on Artemis* I can't believe I'm doing this...
Butler: *takes a bit of sundae* Not half bad.
Kati: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
S/A: Quick, who won?!?
Holly: Oh, for crying out loud! throws marker at Kati and stalks off*
Rosethorn: I say Talia and Dirk.
Kati: Hey!
S/A: Good I dea.
Rosethorn: They're the only ones left standing
Kati: *picks up marker* These were expensive!
S/A: What do they win?
Rosethorn: I'm sure they were. OKAY! The winners are Talia and Dirk. They get to go home. Everyone else is trapped in the auidence forever!
Rosethorn: MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Audience: *shudders*
S/A: That's our show! Bye!
*screen goes blank*