It really hasn't been that long, but we hope you enjoy! (CHICKEN!)
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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hi, and welcome once again to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying!
Random Audience Person: Who's that? That doesn't sound like RAVTIAOGS!
S/A: It's a new one. Rosethorn killed the other one.
RAVTIAOGS 2: *gulp*
Kati: Don't be afraid: *strokes lightsaber, that she still hasn't given back to Anakin, lovingly*
RAVTIAOGS 2: *gulps harder* Here's your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: Thank yew, thank yew.
Kati: C'mon! *drags Neal, still on the end of that rope on stage with her*
Rosethorn: Kati, are you still dragging him around? I thought you built that new pen for him.
Kati: He got out of it again. That's really annoying, but he's so cute! *grins*
Rosethorn: *sighs* Anyway! Our contestents are...who are they?
S/A: O.K.... um .... who are the contestants today?
Rosethorn: Kati was supposed to decide!
Kati: *gulps nervously* Um.... It's...It's....*thinks* Eowyn, Faramir and Merry!
Rosethorn: *squeals as all three fall through the roof*
S/A: *stares*
Eowyn: W-where are we?
Rosethorn: *stops squealing and attempts to look dignified* On Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid! *grins*
Rosethorn: I'm Rosethorn and I'll be your co-host this evening. Morning. Whatever.
S/A: Rosie, I'm not hallucinating am I?
Rosethorn: About what? *bats eyes sweetly*
S/A: You know!
Kati: *snickers*
Rosethorn: No. But wait until after the show before you snog him.
*Faramir looks nervous and edges behind Éowyn, who not-so-casually gets out a sword.*
S/A: O.K....... *sighs* Who's team two?
Kati: Our next time consists of James Potter *one third of the audience faints* Sirius Black *another third faints* and Remus Lupin from Harry Potter! *the rest faint*
Rosethorn: :*screams and faints*
S/A: That was............weird. *water rains on audience and Rosethorn*
Rosethorn: *revives and drools a lot*
Sirius: Very scared now...
S/A: You and me, both.
Kati: *smacks Rosethorn* What 'bout team three?
Rosethorn: *smacks back* Owen of Jesslaw, Dom of....I forget and the Nothing-Man, AKA Bryce!
Kel: *from audience* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rosethorn: *blinks*
Remus: Who's that?
Rosethorn: Kel. She killed Bryce.
James: Who?
Kel: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
S/A: One of the members of Team Three. Kel, he is. We've resurrected him. You can kill him after the show while I'm snogging a certain someone. *leers*
Faramir: *edges away*
Merry: :*snickers*
Kel: Thank you. *sits*
S/A: *hears Merry, almost faints*
Rosethorn: *throws water on S/A* Kati, the categories!
S/A: HEY!
Kati: Catagories are Goldfish, Don't Flush That Tiolet!, Water, Ceramic Pots, and Orange!
All: *blink*
Kati: *blinks back*
*they have a blinking contest*
S/A: It looks like the audience won that, Kati. Team one! What is your choice?
Eowyn: *to her team* What do we choose?
Faramir: Um. Since I don't have any idea what a toliet is...I guess water...
Merry: No! Cats!
S/A: *swoons*
Kati: *hits Merry* Cats isn't a catagory, Dumbo!
S/A: *glares at Kati* NO! Don't hurt the Hobbit!
Rosethorn: ANYWAY....Kati? Conference?
Kati: What do we do to 'em?
S/A: Don't hurt the Hobbit!
Rosethorn: Hm...well, considering S/A has some kind of of odd hobbit- hangup...
Kati: Obsession. It's an obsession.
S/A: *sighs* Hobbit....
Rosethorn: Okay, obsession. We can't hurt him, and you don't hurt either of the others because Faramir is mine and Éowyn is my alter-ego.
Kati: *sighs* O.K. We can make I dunno....S/A?
S/A: *drools* Hobbit..........
Rosethorn: Here to choose our guests' punis--I mean task, is my best friend Lauren!
Kati: Hi, Lauren.
Lauren: Hi.
S/A: *still drooling, in the general direction Merry*
Lauren: What's up with her? *points at S/A*
Kati: You don't want to know.
Lauren: ...
Kati: ANYWAYS, you're here to choose the torture- er I mean task for team one!
Lauren: Hmm....they get to do a biggest cannonball competiton.
Kati: YAY! ......what's that?
Lauren: With piranhas and magical flying goldfish in the pool. ...... No! ......... They're stuck in a pool with piranhas and magical flying goldfish and amphinious gerbils and they have to catch the gerbils!
S/A: *out of trance* Thisis like the time RAVTIAOGS gave Kati sugar. *wipes mouth*
Rosethorn: *poofs pool into existence*
Éowyn and Faramir: *simultaneously* Pass.
Merry: Erm, what are we s'posed to do?
S/A: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HOBBIT!
Rosethorn: Catch the gerbils.
Merry: But those fish look dangerous.
Kati: They are.
Rosethorn: If you pass, the team forfeits...
Merry: *without thinking* Pass.
S/A: They loose? No! *sobs*
Rosethorn: Well, if no one else wins they do, for having common sense if nothing else. Team Two!
Remus: What are we doing here?
Kati: Playing a game show. Duh!
Lauren: You guys get to..
Rosethorn: Wait. They need to pick the category first.
Kati: CATAGORY! *grabs Pixie Stick out of thin air and eats it*
S/A: Not again!
Remus: GOLDFISH!
Kati: *grins evilly and talks to Lauren* Plan?
Lauren: See who can eat the most hallucinogenic ice-cream!
Kati: Yeah! O.K.!
S/A: *to Rosethorn* What are they wispering about?
Rosethorn: I don't know but I bet it's scary
S/A: Scary probably doesn't even define it.
Kati: O.K., Lauren tell 'em what they have to do!
Lauren: See who can chug the most hallucinogenic ice-cream!
S/A: *gets scared*
Rosethorn: You were right, S/A. Scary does not begin to define it.
James: I don't think that's good for you.
Kati: Who cares!
*S/A snaps her fingers and ice cream appears, the labels read 'Hallucinogenic Ice Cream. Chocolate Flavored. Eat At Own Risk'*
Sirius: *without reading the labels* Is that chocolate ice cream?
Rosethorn: *grinning evilly* Yes. Pig out.
James: Sirius, I wouldn't do that is - *Kati puts her hand over his mouth*
Kati: Bad, James!
Rosethorn: *grinning still eviller* You get to have some too, James.
Lauren: *hands Sirius a carton of ice cream and a spoon*
James: *mumbles*
Kati: *takes her hand off* What?
James: You're all totally insane and you scare me.
S/A: Thank you. *bows*
Rosethorn: Yeehaw! We're famous! *does a little dance*
Kati: *hands James a spoon nad a carton of ice cream and does the 'we're- famous dance'with Rosethorn*
S/A: Wait for me! *gives Remus spoon and carton and joins in dance*
Audience: *looks at them strangely*
Kati: *to audience* Join us!
Audience: *joins them*
*James and Remus take the opportunity to run away. Sirius is now wandering around*
Sirius: *emits Tarzan yell*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Kati: *laughs harder*
Sirius: *jumps off stage and runs through audience laughing hysterically*
Rosethorn: *dies laughing*
S/A: *looks at Rosie* Not again! *ressurects her*
Rosethorn: Thanks. Security! *points at Sirius* Give him a straightjacket and a nice quiet room. Next team!
Dom: Wait! I do not want to have to do something like that. It was scary. *to Neal* Oy, Meathead! Why you all tied up?
Rosethorn: He's Kati's slave. And if Merry hasn't run away yet he's going to be S/A's slave.
Merry: I am? *looks cutely clueless*
S/A: *swoons*
Rosethorn: Okay, okay, enough of the swooning. Team Three! What category do you pick?
Bryce: *scratches face* Why am I here?
Kati: That's not a catagory!
Bryce: Tell me why I'm here!
Rosethorn: You're here because you're here because you're here because you're here
Kel: You're here so I can kill you, Nothing-Man!
S/A: Not exactly....
Rosethorn: We want you here because we hate you.
Owen: *strangly quiet up until this point* I jolly well choose Ceramic Pots!
Kati: *imitating him* Jolly!
Rosethorn: Ceramic Pots, eh?
Owen: Yes!
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: What evil, diabolic questions did we have for that category?
Kati: Ask Lauren. That's why she's here, remember?
Rosethorn: Oh, right. Lauren?
Kati: Hurry, before they run away!
Lauren: Hmm...you have to catch the gerbils!
Dom: No way! I am not doing that!
Owen: Hey, Dom! Let's toss the Bryce-dude in!
Kati: Jolly!
Neal: Why don't you go with him?
Kati: *pinches Neal's cheeks* Because he's not as cute as you!
Dom: *to Owen* Not a bad Idea!
Owen: *grabs Bryce's ankles* On three, we heave! Okay?
Dom: One
Owen: Two
Dom: THREE!
*they throw Bryce in and he gets eaten by piranhas*
*Screams*
*Silence*
*Piranha burps*
Kel: NOOO! I was gonna kill him!
S/A: Another time, O.K?
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: *laughs herself sick*
Owen: You're abusing that word!
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: Well, isn't that just jolly?
Neal: *to Kati* Will you please shut up?
Kati: Jolly!
Owen: STOP ABUSING THAT WORD!
S/A: *hands Owen a sign with the word 'jolly' on it*
Owen: *stokes sign, muttering* Poor word. Poor, poor word....
Rosethorn: Okay, everyone be quiet now! The winners are...the winners are...*squints* Can anyone read that?
S/A: *looks at smudge* Nope. Kati?
Kati: Jolly!
Owen: *cries*
Rosethorn: Okay! I get to randomly choose the winners then! Um...um...um...Sirius!.
*camera goes to padded room where Sirius is climbing the walls*
Rosethorn: Eh...he still wins because I love him and he's mine. Everyone else go home.
*audience leaves*
S/A: *grabs Merry* Mine!
Rosethorn: *pats S/A on head and sends contestants home* RAVTIAOGS, do your stuff!
RAVTIAOGS 2: Tune in next time on-
*managers run in*
Dave: You guys! Your show has been rated #5 in the universe! You get to be on a Really Cool Morining TV Show!
Joe: Cool, huh?
Rosethorn: Cool! When?
Dave: It's hosted by Kelly R. Glackenburg!
S/A: Who?
Joe: Kelly R. Glackenburg! She really really wants to meet you!
Rosethorn: Okay....
Kati: Cool! Can I bring Nealy-poo?
Joe: *looks at Neal* ....Okay.....
RAVTIAOGS: Thank you for watching Someone Annoying's Game Show. Next episode: S/A, Rosethorn, Kati, Merry and Nealy-poo go on Really Cool Morning TV Show! Don't miss it!
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A/N Anyody want a gerbil? They're taking over the set!
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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hi, and welcome once again to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying!
Random Audience Person: Who's that? That doesn't sound like RAVTIAOGS!
S/A: It's a new one. Rosethorn killed the other one.
RAVTIAOGS 2: *gulp*
Kati: Don't be afraid: *strokes lightsaber, that she still hasn't given back to Anakin, lovingly*
RAVTIAOGS 2: *gulps harder* Here's your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: Thank yew, thank yew.
Kati: C'mon! *drags Neal, still on the end of that rope on stage with her*
Rosethorn: Kati, are you still dragging him around? I thought you built that new pen for him.
Kati: He got out of it again. That's really annoying, but he's so cute! *grins*
Rosethorn: *sighs* Anyway! Our contestents are...who are they?
S/A: O.K.... um .... who are the contestants today?
Rosethorn: Kati was supposed to decide!
Kati: *gulps nervously* Um.... It's...It's....*thinks* Eowyn, Faramir and Merry!
Rosethorn: *squeals as all three fall through the roof*
S/A: *stares*
Eowyn: W-where are we?
Rosethorn: *stops squealing and attempts to look dignified* On Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid! *grins*
Rosethorn: I'm Rosethorn and I'll be your co-host this evening. Morning. Whatever.
S/A: Rosie, I'm not hallucinating am I?
Rosethorn: About what? *bats eyes sweetly*
S/A: You know!
Kati: *snickers*
Rosethorn: No. But wait until after the show before you snog him.
*Faramir looks nervous and edges behind Éowyn, who not-so-casually gets out a sword.*
S/A: O.K....... *sighs* Who's team two?
Kati: Our next time consists of James Potter *one third of the audience faints* Sirius Black *another third faints* and Remus Lupin from Harry Potter! *the rest faint*
Rosethorn: :*screams and faints*
S/A: That was............weird. *water rains on audience and Rosethorn*
Rosethorn: *revives and drools a lot*
Sirius: Very scared now...
S/A: You and me, both.
Kati: *smacks Rosethorn* What 'bout team three?
Rosethorn: *smacks back* Owen of Jesslaw, Dom of....I forget and the Nothing-Man, AKA Bryce!
Kel: *from audience* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Rosethorn: *blinks*
Remus: Who's that?
Rosethorn: Kel. She killed Bryce.
James: Who?
Kel: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
S/A: One of the members of Team Three. Kel, he is. We've resurrected him. You can kill him after the show while I'm snogging a certain someone. *leers*
Faramir: *edges away*
Merry: :*snickers*
Kel: Thank you. *sits*
S/A: *hears Merry, almost faints*
Rosethorn: *throws water on S/A* Kati, the categories!
S/A: HEY!
Kati: Catagories are Goldfish, Don't Flush That Tiolet!, Water, Ceramic Pots, and Orange!
All: *blink*
Kati: *blinks back*
*they have a blinking contest*
S/A: It looks like the audience won that, Kati. Team one! What is your choice?
Eowyn: *to her team* What do we choose?
Faramir: Um. Since I don't have any idea what a toliet is...I guess water...
Merry: No! Cats!
S/A: *swoons*
Kati: *hits Merry* Cats isn't a catagory, Dumbo!
S/A: *glares at Kati* NO! Don't hurt the Hobbit!
Rosethorn: ANYWAY....Kati? Conference?
Kati: What do we do to 'em?
S/A: Don't hurt the Hobbit!
Rosethorn: Hm...well, considering S/A has some kind of of odd hobbit- hangup...
Kati: Obsession. It's an obsession.
S/A: *sighs* Hobbit....
Rosethorn: Okay, obsession. We can't hurt him, and you don't hurt either of the others because Faramir is mine and Éowyn is my alter-ego.
Kati: *sighs* O.K. We can make I dunno....S/A?
S/A: *drools* Hobbit..........
Rosethorn: Here to choose our guests' punis--I mean task, is my best friend Lauren!
Kati: Hi, Lauren.
Lauren: Hi.
S/A: *still drooling, in the general direction Merry*
Lauren: What's up with her? *points at S/A*
Kati: You don't want to know.
Lauren: ...
Kati: ANYWAYS, you're here to choose the torture- er I mean task for team one!
Lauren: Hmm....they get to do a biggest cannonball competiton.
Kati: YAY! ......what's that?
Lauren: With piranhas and magical flying goldfish in the pool. ...... No! ......... They're stuck in a pool with piranhas and magical flying goldfish and amphinious gerbils and they have to catch the gerbils!
S/A: *out of trance* Thisis like the time RAVTIAOGS gave Kati sugar. *wipes mouth*
Rosethorn: *poofs pool into existence*
Éowyn and Faramir: *simultaneously* Pass.
Merry: Erm, what are we s'posed to do?
S/A: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HOBBIT!
Rosethorn: Catch the gerbils.
Merry: But those fish look dangerous.
Kati: They are.
Rosethorn: If you pass, the team forfeits...
Merry: *without thinking* Pass.
S/A: They loose? No! *sobs*
Rosethorn: Well, if no one else wins they do, for having common sense if nothing else. Team Two!
Remus: What are we doing here?
Kati: Playing a game show. Duh!
Lauren: You guys get to..
Rosethorn: Wait. They need to pick the category first.
Kati: CATAGORY! *grabs Pixie Stick out of thin air and eats it*
S/A: Not again!
Remus: GOLDFISH!
Kati: *grins evilly and talks to Lauren* Plan?
Lauren: See who can eat the most hallucinogenic ice-cream!
Kati: Yeah! O.K.!
S/A: *to Rosethorn* What are they wispering about?
Rosethorn: I don't know but I bet it's scary
S/A: Scary probably doesn't even define it.
Kati: O.K., Lauren tell 'em what they have to do!
Lauren: See who can chug the most hallucinogenic ice-cream!
S/A: *gets scared*
Rosethorn: You were right, S/A. Scary does not begin to define it.
James: I don't think that's good for you.
Kati: Who cares!
*S/A snaps her fingers and ice cream appears, the labels read 'Hallucinogenic Ice Cream. Chocolate Flavored. Eat At Own Risk'*
Sirius: *without reading the labels* Is that chocolate ice cream?
Rosethorn: *grinning evilly* Yes. Pig out.
James: Sirius, I wouldn't do that is - *Kati puts her hand over his mouth*
Kati: Bad, James!
Rosethorn: *grinning still eviller* You get to have some too, James.
Lauren: *hands Sirius a carton of ice cream and a spoon*
James: *mumbles*
Kati: *takes her hand off* What?
James: You're all totally insane and you scare me.
S/A: Thank you. *bows*
Rosethorn: Yeehaw! We're famous! *does a little dance*
Kati: *hands James a spoon nad a carton of ice cream and does the 'we're- famous dance'with Rosethorn*
S/A: Wait for me! *gives Remus spoon and carton and joins in dance*
Audience: *looks at them strangely*
Kati: *to audience* Join us!
Audience: *joins them*
*James and Remus take the opportunity to run away. Sirius is now wandering around*
Sirius: *emits Tarzan yell*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Kati: *laughs harder*
Sirius: *jumps off stage and runs through audience laughing hysterically*
Rosethorn: *dies laughing*
S/A: *looks at Rosie* Not again! *ressurects her*
Rosethorn: Thanks. Security! *points at Sirius* Give him a straightjacket and a nice quiet room. Next team!
Dom: Wait! I do not want to have to do something like that. It was scary. *to Neal* Oy, Meathead! Why you all tied up?
Rosethorn: He's Kati's slave. And if Merry hasn't run away yet he's going to be S/A's slave.
Merry: I am? *looks cutely clueless*
S/A: *swoons*
Rosethorn: Okay, okay, enough of the swooning. Team Three! What category do you pick?
Bryce: *scratches face* Why am I here?
Kati: That's not a catagory!
Bryce: Tell me why I'm here!
Rosethorn: You're here because you're here because you're here because you're here
Kel: You're here so I can kill you, Nothing-Man!
S/A: Not exactly....
Rosethorn: We want you here because we hate you.
Owen: *strangly quiet up until this point* I jolly well choose Ceramic Pots!
Kati: *imitating him* Jolly!
Rosethorn: Ceramic Pots, eh?
Owen: Yes!
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: What evil, diabolic questions did we have for that category?
Kati: Ask Lauren. That's why she's here, remember?
Rosethorn: Oh, right. Lauren?
Kati: Hurry, before they run away!
Lauren: Hmm...you have to catch the gerbils!
Dom: No way! I am not doing that!
Owen: Hey, Dom! Let's toss the Bryce-dude in!
Kati: Jolly!
Neal: Why don't you go with him?
Kati: *pinches Neal's cheeks* Because he's not as cute as you!
Dom: *to Owen* Not a bad Idea!
Owen: *grabs Bryce's ankles* On three, we heave! Okay?
Dom: One
Owen: Two
Dom: THREE!
*they throw Bryce in and he gets eaten by piranhas*
*Screams*
*Silence*
*Piranha burps*
Kel: NOOO! I was gonna kill him!
S/A: Another time, O.K?
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: *laughs herself sick*
Owen: You're abusing that word!
Kati: Jolly!
Rosethorn: Well, isn't that just jolly?
Neal: *to Kati* Will you please shut up?
Kati: Jolly!
Owen: STOP ABUSING THAT WORD!
S/A: *hands Owen a sign with the word 'jolly' on it*
Owen: *stokes sign, muttering* Poor word. Poor, poor word....
Rosethorn: Okay, everyone be quiet now! The winners are...the winners are...*squints* Can anyone read that?
S/A: *looks at smudge* Nope. Kati?
Kati: Jolly!
Owen: *cries*
Rosethorn: Okay! I get to randomly choose the winners then! Um...um...um...Sirius!.
*camera goes to padded room where Sirius is climbing the walls*
Rosethorn: Eh...he still wins because I love him and he's mine. Everyone else go home.
*audience leaves*
S/A: *grabs Merry* Mine!
Rosethorn: *pats S/A on head and sends contestants home* RAVTIAOGS, do your stuff!
RAVTIAOGS 2: Tune in next time on-
*managers run in*
Dave: You guys! Your show has been rated #5 in the universe! You get to be on a Really Cool Morining TV Show!
Joe: Cool, huh?
Rosethorn: Cool! When?
Dave: It's hosted by Kelly R. Glackenburg!
S/A: Who?
Joe: Kelly R. Glackenburg! She really really wants to meet you!
Rosethorn: Okay....
Kati: Cool! Can I bring Nealy-poo?
Joe: *looks at Neal* ....Okay.....
RAVTIAOGS: Thank you for watching Someone Annoying's Game Show. Next episode: S/A, Rosethorn, Kati, Merry and Nealy-poo go on Really Cool Morning TV Show! Don't miss it!
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A/N Anyody want a gerbil? They're taking over the set!