HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT? IT'S THE REALLY COOL MORNING TV SHOW! AND I'M TYPING
IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IT'S FUN! WHEE!
And now I have gone completely insane.
Enjoy,
Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri
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*really cheesy music comes on*
Announcer Dude: Welcome to The Really Cool Morning TV Show! Now here's Kelly R. Glackenburg with today's guests, and then it's Mortimer McMortimer with the weather.
Kelly: Hi, folks! Today, we have the hosts of the beloved Someone Annoying's Game Show! Yes, you head me right-
S/A: *voice in background* Ow! Neal! Stop stepping on my foot!
Kelly: Er...*bright smile appears* Allow me to introduce....Someone Annoying!
S/A: *is pushed into the lights, she blinks* Er...Hi... *waves*
Kelly: Hi! It's so nice to meet you! *shakes S/A's hand*
S/A: *blinks again* Are the lights always this bright on set?
Kelly: Um..yes. Now here's Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: *runs onstage* HI EVERYONE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kati: *from offstage* Sorry, S/A. I gave her three boxes of Samoas. I didn't know she's eat them ALL!
S/A: KATI! The Samoas were her reward for being good! We were going to give them to her one at a time!
Kati: *doesn't sound sorry* It'll make things...interesting.
Kelly: *looks disturbed* Anyway, here's Kati and Neal!
Kati: *drags Neal onstage by his leash* Hi!
Rosethorn: Whee!
Neal: I hate this rope. *looks at Rosethorn* Hey, why is she jumping up and down in circles?
S/A: Because your girlfriend gave her all three boxes of Samoas.
Neal: Uh-oh...
Rosethorn: *suddenly stops dead in the middle of a circle* I'm okay now. Really.
S/A: Promise?
Rosethorn: Promise. *mutters* For now anyway...
Kelly: Can we get on with the interview questions?
S/A: O.K. *sits down*
Kelly:When did you first decide to get together arnd start a TV-
S/A: HEY! WHY ARE THESE CHAIRS COOSHIER THAN MINE? HMM??
Rosethorn: Because I used my cooshy chair spell on them.
S/A: Put the cooshy chair spell on all the chairs at our studio, O.K.?
Kelly: AHEM!
S/A: What?
Rosethorn: Okay. Except Kelly's. Because I don't feel like it.
Kelly: CAN WE PLEASE GET TO THE QUESTIONS??
*everyone is silent*
Kelly: Thank you. Now *turns to S/A, who is a little disturbed by the shouting* when did you first decide to get together and start a TV show?
S/A: *thinks* Well, once in Pre-Algebra we had a test and one of the questions was 'The odds of and ordinary person getting on TV are 1:3. If you ran TV what would the odds of Tomy Norman getting on TV be?' (RAN: Yes we realy did have that as a test question, and Tomy Norman is someone in my class. Don't ask. ~Libby) And I thought 'Wouldn't it be cool to have my own TV show?' So I got my two friends Kati and Ari to help me and we kidnapped the president for a whole lot of money but he kept on threatening us with his version of 'Madame Butterfly', so we let him go and then some wierd guy came out of the shadows and said "Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm here to sell you a time-slot on TV." So we got our show. Then after 4 episodes Ari had a HUGE accident. An anvil got dropped on her head or something. Anyway, I just pulled Rosethorn out of the audience.
Kelly: Inspiring. Truly inspiring. Now could you please tell us-
Kati: ROSETHORN! STOP JUMPING ON THE CAMERA PEOPLE! IT'S NOT NICE!
*evil laughter is heard and the camer shakes*
S/A: ROSIE! Stop jumping on the camera people and I'll give you another box of Samoas.
Rosethorn: Seven.
S/A: Four
Kelly: Excuse me, but...
Rosethorn: Six.
S/A: Five.
Kelly: Hello? I need to-
Rosethorn: Deal. *S/A gives her the cookies*
S/A: Just don't eat them all at once......
Rosethorn: WHEEE! WHEE! *spins around in a swivel char* WHEE! WHEEE!
Kati: Too late.
S/A: Damn. Oh well.
Kelly: EXCUSE ME! Can I ask one more question before we go?
S/A: Sure.
Kelly: This is from a fan. His name is Briar, and I have no idea why she wrote me but here's what she said.
'Dear Someone Annoying & Rosethorn (co-host),
I hope things are going well. Even if they aren't I don't care, because I have a lovesick teacher on my hands. I want you to know that you are going to pay, and am wondering when I can hang you both by your toes over the well.
Plotting Revenge,
Briar Moss'
S/A: The answer to Briar's question is that I'm free to hang by my toes on Saturday, but I dunno about Rosie. Hey, Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: *stops spinning and calms down* What?
S/A: When's a good time for Briar Moss to hang you by your toes over the well?
Rosethorn: Briar? BrIaR! BRIAR! Anytime! *hyperventialtes*
S/A: *pours a bucket of water over Rosethorn's head* WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!
Rosethorn: What?
S/A: Let's get out of here. I've got a Hobbit at home. Jeez! *leaves*
Rosethorn: Briar.....Brair.....*drools*.......Briar.........*follows S/A*
S/A: *walks back on* Where's Kati?
Kati: *is snogging Neal*
S/A: Ew! C'mon! *leaves again*
Kati: Hey! *grabs rope and pulls Neal off the set with her*
Kelly: HEY! You can't leave yet! The show's not ov-
*sceen changes to the weather map and Mortimer McMortimer walks out*
M.M.M.: Today's weather will be cold with a depressing-
*You fall asleep because this is so boring*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 'Ello All! Hope ya liked!
~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri & Rosethorn
*really cheesy music comes on*
Announcer Dude: Welcome to The Really Cool Morning TV Show! Now here's Kelly R. Glackenburg with today's guests, and then it's Mortimer McMortimer with the weather.
Kelly: Hi, folks! Today, we have the hosts of the beloved Someone Annoying's Game Show! Yes, you head me right-
S/A: *voice in background* Ow! Neal! Stop stepping on my foot!
Kelly: Er...*bright smile appears* Allow me to introduce....Someone Annoying!
S/A: *is pushed into the lights, she blinks* Er...Hi... *waves*
Kelly: Hi! It's so nice to meet you! *shakes S/A's hand*
S/A: *blinks again* Are the lights always this bright on set?
Kelly: Um..yes. Now here's Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: *runs onstage* HI EVERYONE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Kati: *from offstage* Sorry, S/A. I gave her three boxes of Samoas. I didn't know she's eat them ALL!
S/A: KATI! The Samoas were her reward for being good! We were going to give them to her one at a time!
Kati: *doesn't sound sorry* It'll make things...interesting.
Kelly: *looks disturbed* Anyway, here's Kati and Neal!
Kati: *drags Neal onstage by his leash* Hi!
Rosethorn: Whee!
Neal: I hate this rope. *looks at Rosethorn* Hey, why is she jumping up and down in circles?
S/A: Because your girlfriend gave her all three boxes of Samoas.
Neal: Uh-oh...
Rosethorn: *suddenly stops dead in the middle of a circle* I'm okay now. Really.
S/A: Promise?
Rosethorn: Promise. *mutters* For now anyway...
Kelly: Can we get on with the interview questions?
S/A: O.K. *sits down*
Kelly:When did you first decide to get together arnd start a TV-
S/A: HEY! WHY ARE THESE CHAIRS COOSHIER THAN MINE? HMM??
Rosethorn: Because I used my cooshy chair spell on them.
S/A: Put the cooshy chair spell on all the chairs at our studio, O.K.?
Kelly: AHEM!
S/A: What?
Rosethorn: Okay. Except Kelly's. Because I don't feel like it.
Kelly: CAN WE PLEASE GET TO THE QUESTIONS??
*everyone is silent*
Kelly: Thank you. Now *turns to S/A, who is a little disturbed by the shouting* when did you first decide to get together and start a TV show?
S/A: *thinks* Well, once in Pre-Algebra we had a test and one of the questions was 'The odds of and ordinary person getting on TV are 1:3. If you ran TV what would the odds of Tomy Norman getting on TV be?' (RAN: Yes we realy did have that as a test question, and Tomy Norman is someone in my class. Don't ask. ~Libby) And I thought 'Wouldn't it be cool to have my own TV show?' So I got my two friends Kati and Ari to help me and we kidnapped the president for a whole lot of money but he kept on threatening us with his version of 'Madame Butterfly', so we let him go and then some wierd guy came out of the shadows and said "Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm here to sell you a time-slot on TV." So we got our show. Then after 4 episodes Ari had a HUGE accident. An anvil got dropped on her head or something. Anyway, I just pulled Rosethorn out of the audience.
Kelly: Inspiring. Truly inspiring. Now could you please tell us-
Kati: ROSETHORN! STOP JUMPING ON THE CAMERA PEOPLE! IT'S NOT NICE!
*evil laughter is heard and the camer shakes*
S/A: ROSIE! Stop jumping on the camera people and I'll give you another box of Samoas.
Rosethorn: Seven.
S/A: Four
Kelly: Excuse me, but...
Rosethorn: Six.
S/A: Five.
Kelly: Hello? I need to-
Rosethorn: Deal. *S/A gives her the cookies*
S/A: Just don't eat them all at once......
Rosethorn: WHEEE! WHEE! *spins around in a swivel char* WHEE! WHEEE!
Kati: Too late.
S/A: Damn. Oh well.
Kelly: EXCUSE ME! Can I ask one more question before we go?
S/A: Sure.
Kelly: This is from a fan. His name is Briar, and I have no idea why she wrote me but here's what she said.
'Dear Someone Annoying & Rosethorn (co-host),
I hope things are going well. Even if they aren't I don't care, because I have a lovesick teacher on my hands. I want you to know that you are going to pay, and am wondering when I can hang you both by your toes over the well.
Plotting Revenge,
Briar Moss'
S/A: The answer to Briar's question is that I'm free to hang by my toes on Saturday, but I dunno about Rosie. Hey, Rosethorn!
Rosethorn: *stops spinning and calms down* What?
S/A: When's a good time for Briar Moss to hang you by your toes over the well?
Rosethorn: Briar? BrIaR! BRIAR! Anytime! *hyperventialtes*
S/A: *pours a bucket of water over Rosethorn's head* WAKE UP, YOU IDIOT!
Rosethorn: What?
S/A: Let's get out of here. I've got a Hobbit at home. Jeez! *leaves*
Rosethorn: Briar.....Brair.....*drools*.......Briar.........*follows S/A*
S/A: *walks back on* Where's Kati?
Kati: *is snogging Neal*
S/A: Ew! C'mon! *leaves again*
Kati: Hey! *grabs rope and pulls Neal off the set with her*
Kelly: HEY! You can't leave yet! The show's not ov-
*sceen changes to the weather map and Mortimer McMortimer walks out*
M.M.M.: Today's weather will be cold with a depressing-
*You fall asleep because this is so boring*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 'Ello All! Hope ya liked!
~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri & Rosethorn