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A/N: Sorry this took sooooo long to update! I plan to update more often now that school's almost over, I've been so swamped. Here's the next chapter, enjoy!
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She sat up against the headboard of their bed just staring at him with a small smirk on her face. He was lying at the foot of the bed on his back, with his head hanging over the edge. He had developed a case of the hiccups and decided he was going to try drinking a glass of water upside down, hoping that this method would work. He had tried everything else, yet he still had them!
"Chris. You look ridiculous." Steph snickered. Upon hearing her voice he lifted his body up, forgetting about the glass of water in his hand and the fact that when he would sit up, the cup would turn upside down. She began to laugh hysterically when the water spilled out of the cup and onto his pants. He jumped high off the bed and onto the floor at the ice cold water coming in contact with his boxers.
"You think this is funny?" he asked her, with his eyebrows raised attempting to dry off his boxers.
"Of course sweetie. You're all wet." she laughed, pointing at him.
"Well if I remember correctly, you were the one who was wet last night." he smirked, winking at her. As he started to laugh he felt a soft object hit him in the face. It was a pillow, which had been thrown.
"You're a pig." she stated as he returned to the task of becoming dry. "Chris, there is no way you're going to be able to dry those." He looked at her with raised eyebrows then shrugged.
"I guess you're right." he said as he slid the boxers off and threw them at her. They landed in her face, much like the pillow had to him. She removed them from her and looked at the now very naked man in front of her and began to smile. "Well I'm going to have a shower."
She watched him walk out of their bedroom and into the bathroom. A slight blush had crept up onto her face and she got an idea. "Wait for me!!" she yelled as she jumped up off the bed and ran into the bathroom, locking the door.
After they had finished their shower and got ready, they made their way out of their house and to their car. They had about an hour to get to the airport before their plane would take off. They were heading to Chicago, Illinois for the taping of Smackdown!. After arriving at the airport and taking their seats on the plane, they realized they didn't know what they were doing tonight.
"So.." Steph started as she stared at Chris. He turned his head to her and smirked.
"So, what princess??" he asked her.
"What exactly are we doing tonight? Are we going to torture Trish some more? Or are we just going to watch?" she said as she finished with a sigh. "I don't think we thought this through very well."
"Nah. No need to think it through, just be impulsive! It gets a much larger reaction from the crowd, and then if we do decide to torture Trish, it'll be much more fun because it'll be all spontaneous and not thought out!" Chris beamed causing Steph to laugh.
"Whatever you say."
Meanwhile....
Trish made her way through the long hallway on the 13th floor of the Ambassador Hotel. She let out a sigh of relief as she realized that she had found her destination, suite 1285. She took a deep breath and raised her fist before pounding on the door in front of her. She heard some shuffling around, and decided she had awoken the occupant of the room. After some groaning from the other side of the door, it opened, and she was met with a very tired looking set of eyes.
"What the hell do you want?" the man asked.
"I have proposition for you. Can I come in?" she asked, well more like demanded, as she made her way into the room.
"It appears that you already have." he said as he shut the door. He made his way over to the couch, that Trish had already made herself comfortable on, and sat down. "What can I do for you?"
"Well. I need your help." she stated, looking intently at him.
"You need my help?" he laughed. "And why would that be Miss Stratus?"
"Simple. As you know, I have a little bit of a problem."
"Yeah there are people ready to kick your ass." he laughed. "What does this have to do with me?"
"Well I was looking at your situation, and I think having a woman on your side would be good for you." she smiled.
"And why would that be good for me?" he asked, intrigued.
"Well, many of your opponents and the opponents of the others have a woman on their side. They're out there ready to distract and interfere whenever they can. Look at the feud going on right now with you and Benoit. He has himself aligned with Dawn Marie and just last week she cost you the match." she began, "Now with me there, you wouldn't have to worry about her or any other woman screwing your chances of winning."
"Alright. So I see where this would help me, but what exactly do you get out of this?" he questioned her.
"Protection. Steph has herself allied with Y2Jackass and CLB. Lita's even on their side. So that pits four against one. I can't handle that. So I need protection from you." she answered.
"So let me see if I've got this right. You help out me and I help out you. That's basically what's to happen, am I correct?" he asked.
"Exactly."
"Well I think I can handle that. A woman aligned with our faction. Now I think I like the sounds of that." he started, an evil smile coming across his face. "I think we need to call the guys and get them over here so we can devise a plan for tonight."
"Excellent." Trish exclaimed, an evil smirk coming across her own features, matching that of the man sitting beside her.
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Stephanie and Chris made their way through the halls of the arena, wanting to find out what was going down tonight. When they came across the sheet that posted what was to happen, they met up with Christian and Lita.
"Hey man!" Christian yelled out, high-fiving his best friend.
"What's up CLB?"
"Hey now. Unless CLB means Christian's Lita's Boyfriend, I think you should take that back and apologize." Christian said with a mock hurt expression on his face.
"Sorry man" Chris laughed.
"So what are you guys doin' tonight?" Steph asked them, beings as her and Lita were not involved in the little exchange between the two blonde Canadians.
"Nothing actually." Lita said. "Neither one of us has a match tonight, so we were thinking of leaving."
"Sweet. What about us? What are we doing?" Chris asked.
"Let's see," Christian started as he scanned the page. "Oh here we go. Chris you are not doing anything, however Steph has a match against the blonde bitch herself."
"I'm facing Trish?" Steph asked in disbelief.
"Yeah. Why? You scared?" Christian joked, earning himself a glare from the princess.
"Scared of her? Hell no!" She exclaimed. "Now if you'll all excuse us, we have a show to get ready for."
"We?" Chris asked confused. "If I remember correctly, I do believe Christian said that I had nothing to do tonight."
"Well since it was you who got me into this mess, I suggest you accompany me to the ring." She smiled as she saw the expression change on Chris' face.
"ME?! How in the HELL did I get you into this mess? You were the one who asked me to go through with this little plan of yours!" he exclaimed.
"Simple. You just had to go and be so damn sexy that the Bitch became attracted to you. Ya know, if you were ugly this never would have happened." she said attempting to keep a straight face. She held it really well.
"Well I'm sorry if my genetics turned me into this sexy beast, but you can't change it so you might as well get used to chicks throwing themselves at me." he smirked.
"Oh I already have." she smiled back. "But you're not the only one who receives action outside of this relationship, Jericho." With that said she walked off leaving the loud mouthed Jericho utterly speechless, and the other two stifling laughs. Chris shook himself out of the daze he had been in, before racing after Stephanie.
"What do you mean you get action outside this relationship?" he yelled as he ran after her, causing Lita and Christian to completely break down and laugh hysterically.
"Will those two ever grow up?" Christian asked between laughs.
"I don't know, but I'm hoping they don't. If they did then where would we get our entertainment from?" she asked him. His only response was a wink.
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It was time for Stephanie's match. She was standing backstage with Chris, awaiting her cue. Right on schedule, "I'm All Grown Up" began to play and the couple made their way to the ring, to the sound of the crowd cheering, as opposed to the previous show.
Just as the match was about to get started, Eric Bischoff made himself present.
"Wait, wait, wait!" he said as he stood at the top of the ramp. "Before this match starts I need to address a little issue. Now Stephanie I see that you have brought somebody down to the ring with you. Well, I'm just so sorry but Chris Jericho, you are officially banned from ringside, so if you'll please accompany me to the back, this match can get underway."
Chris looked at him in disbelief before making his way back up the ramp. As soon as he reached the top he glared at Eric.
With Chris gone, the match got underway. In the beginning Trish had been able to get the upper hand. Well, that was until Steph suplexed the Barbie doll. With the match going in her favor, she went for the Walls of Jericho and locked them in. Just as Trish was about to tap, Stephanie heard a weird reaction from the crowd, and suspected that someone was coming down to the ring to congratulate her after she won. Wrong! A cold steel surface came into contact with the back of her neck and the upper part of her back between her shoulder blades, knocking her down to the ground. Trish got up after being released and smirked at the three men standing in the ring with her. She took the chair from the one man and hit Stephanie with it, before dropping it to the ground and celebrating. She had lost the match because she was disqualified, but she had began to act out the first parts of her revenge.
Stephanie squirmed, and felt her eyes begin to water at the stinging in her back and neck. Who had hit her? She managed to turn herself slightly so she was able to see who it was that was in the ring. Focusing her eyes, she looked up just in time to see a smiling Trish exit the ring, with Evolution at her side.
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Feedback is great you know, so REVIEW! I'll try and have the next chapter up within the next week or so. Until then, Ciao
Jess
A/N: Sorry this took sooooo long to update! I plan to update more often now that school's almost over, I've been so swamped. Here's the next chapter, enjoy!
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She sat up against the headboard of their bed just staring at him with a small smirk on her face. He was lying at the foot of the bed on his back, with his head hanging over the edge. He had developed a case of the hiccups and decided he was going to try drinking a glass of water upside down, hoping that this method would work. He had tried everything else, yet he still had them!
"Chris. You look ridiculous." Steph snickered. Upon hearing her voice he lifted his body up, forgetting about the glass of water in his hand and the fact that when he would sit up, the cup would turn upside down. She began to laugh hysterically when the water spilled out of the cup and onto his pants. He jumped high off the bed and onto the floor at the ice cold water coming in contact with his boxers.
"You think this is funny?" he asked her, with his eyebrows raised attempting to dry off his boxers.
"Of course sweetie. You're all wet." she laughed, pointing at him.
"Well if I remember correctly, you were the one who was wet last night." he smirked, winking at her. As he started to laugh he felt a soft object hit him in the face. It was a pillow, which had been thrown.
"You're a pig." she stated as he returned to the task of becoming dry. "Chris, there is no way you're going to be able to dry those." He looked at her with raised eyebrows then shrugged.
"I guess you're right." he said as he slid the boxers off and threw them at her. They landed in her face, much like the pillow had to him. She removed them from her and looked at the now very naked man in front of her and began to smile. "Well I'm going to have a shower."
She watched him walk out of their bedroom and into the bathroom. A slight blush had crept up onto her face and she got an idea. "Wait for me!!" she yelled as she jumped up off the bed and ran into the bathroom, locking the door.
After they had finished their shower and got ready, they made their way out of their house and to their car. They had about an hour to get to the airport before their plane would take off. They were heading to Chicago, Illinois for the taping of Smackdown!. After arriving at the airport and taking their seats on the plane, they realized they didn't know what they were doing tonight.
"So.." Steph started as she stared at Chris. He turned his head to her and smirked.
"So, what princess??" he asked her.
"What exactly are we doing tonight? Are we going to torture Trish some more? Or are we just going to watch?" she said as she finished with a sigh. "I don't think we thought this through very well."
"Nah. No need to think it through, just be impulsive! It gets a much larger reaction from the crowd, and then if we do decide to torture Trish, it'll be much more fun because it'll be all spontaneous and not thought out!" Chris beamed causing Steph to laugh.
"Whatever you say."
Meanwhile....
Trish made her way through the long hallway on the 13th floor of the Ambassador Hotel. She let out a sigh of relief as she realized that she had found her destination, suite 1285. She took a deep breath and raised her fist before pounding on the door in front of her. She heard some shuffling around, and decided she had awoken the occupant of the room. After some groaning from the other side of the door, it opened, and she was met with a very tired looking set of eyes.
"What the hell do you want?" the man asked.
"I have proposition for you. Can I come in?" she asked, well more like demanded, as she made her way into the room.
"It appears that you already have." he said as he shut the door. He made his way over to the couch, that Trish had already made herself comfortable on, and sat down. "What can I do for you?"
"Well. I need your help." she stated, looking intently at him.
"You need my help?" he laughed. "And why would that be Miss Stratus?"
"Simple. As you know, I have a little bit of a problem."
"Yeah there are people ready to kick your ass." he laughed. "What does this have to do with me?"
"Well I was looking at your situation, and I think having a woman on your side would be good for you." she smiled.
"And why would that be good for me?" he asked, intrigued.
"Well, many of your opponents and the opponents of the others have a woman on their side. They're out there ready to distract and interfere whenever they can. Look at the feud going on right now with you and Benoit. He has himself aligned with Dawn Marie and just last week she cost you the match." she began, "Now with me there, you wouldn't have to worry about her or any other woman screwing your chances of winning."
"Alright. So I see where this would help me, but what exactly do you get out of this?" he questioned her.
"Protection. Steph has herself allied with Y2Jackass and CLB. Lita's even on their side. So that pits four against one. I can't handle that. So I need protection from you." she answered.
"So let me see if I've got this right. You help out me and I help out you. That's basically what's to happen, am I correct?" he asked.
"Exactly."
"Well I think I can handle that. A woman aligned with our faction. Now I think I like the sounds of that." he started, an evil smile coming across his face. "I think we need to call the guys and get them over here so we can devise a plan for tonight."
"Excellent." Trish exclaimed, an evil smirk coming across her own features, matching that of the man sitting beside her.
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Stephanie and Chris made their way through the halls of the arena, wanting to find out what was going down tonight. When they came across the sheet that posted what was to happen, they met up with Christian and Lita.
"Hey man!" Christian yelled out, high-fiving his best friend.
"What's up CLB?"
"Hey now. Unless CLB means Christian's Lita's Boyfriend, I think you should take that back and apologize." Christian said with a mock hurt expression on his face.
"Sorry man" Chris laughed.
"So what are you guys doin' tonight?" Steph asked them, beings as her and Lita were not involved in the little exchange between the two blonde Canadians.
"Nothing actually." Lita said. "Neither one of us has a match tonight, so we were thinking of leaving."
"Sweet. What about us? What are we doing?" Chris asked.
"Let's see," Christian started as he scanned the page. "Oh here we go. Chris you are not doing anything, however Steph has a match against the blonde bitch herself."
"I'm facing Trish?" Steph asked in disbelief.
"Yeah. Why? You scared?" Christian joked, earning himself a glare from the princess.
"Scared of her? Hell no!" She exclaimed. "Now if you'll all excuse us, we have a show to get ready for."
"We?" Chris asked confused. "If I remember correctly, I do believe Christian said that I had nothing to do tonight."
"Well since it was you who got me into this mess, I suggest you accompany me to the ring." She smiled as she saw the expression change on Chris' face.
"ME?! How in the HELL did I get you into this mess? You were the one who asked me to go through with this little plan of yours!" he exclaimed.
"Simple. You just had to go and be so damn sexy that the Bitch became attracted to you. Ya know, if you were ugly this never would have happened." she said attempting to keep a straight face. She held it really well.
"Well I'm sorry if my genetics turned me into this sexy beast, but you can't change it so you might as well get used to chicks throwing themselves at me." he smirked.
"Oh I already have." she smiled back. "But you're not the only one who receives action outside of this relationship, Jericho." With that said she walked off leaving the loud mouthed Jericho utterly speechless, and the other two stifling laughs. Chris shook himself out of the daze he had been in, before racing after Stephanie.
"What do you mean you get action outside this relationship?" he yelled as he ran after her, causing Lita and Christian to completely break down and laugh hysterically.
"Will those two ever grow up?" Christian asked between laughs.
"I don't know, but I'm hoping they don't. If they did then where would we get our entertainment from?" she asked him. His only response was a wink.
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It was time for Stephanie's match. She was standing backstage with Chris, awaiting her cue. Right on schedule, "I'm All Grown Up" began to play and the couple made their way to the ring, to the sound of the crowd cheering, as opposed to the previous show.
Just as the match was about to get started, Eric Bischoff made himself present.
"Wait, wait, wait!" he said as he stood at the top of the ramp. "Before this match starts I need to address a little issue. Now Stephanie I see that you have brought somebody down to the ring with you. Well, I'm just so sorry but Chris Jericho, you are officially banned from ringside, so if you'll please accompany me to the back, this match can get underway."
Chris looked at him in disbelief before making his way back up the ramp. As soon as he reached the top he glared at Eric.
With Chris gone, the match got underway. In the beginning Trish had been able to get the upper hand. Well, that was until Steph suplexed the Barbie doll. With the match going in her favor, she went for the Walls of Jericho and locked them in. Just as Trish was about to tap, Stephanie heard a weird reaction from the crowd, and suspected that someone was coming down to the ring to congratulate her after she won. Wrong! A cold steel surface came into contact with the back of her neck and the upper part of her back between her shoulder blades, knocking her down to the ground. Trish got up after being released and smirked at the three men standing in the ring with her. She took the chair from the one man and hit Stephanie with it, before dropping it to the ground and celebrating. She had lost the match because she was disqualified, but she had began to act out the first parts of her revenge.
Stephanie squirmed, and felt her eyes begin to water at the stinging in her back and neck. Who had hit her? She managed to turn herself slightly so she was able to see who it was that was in the ring. Focusing her eyes, she looked up just in time to see a smiling Trish exit the ring, with Evolution at her side.
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Feedback is great you know, so REVIEW! I'll try and have the next chapter up within the next week or so. Until then, Ciao
Jess