HI ALL! Today there will be some violence and swearing and mentions of
homicide. Please keep children under the age of 10 from reading this. Thank
you.
Love, Hugs, and Jellicles,
Libby & Rosthorn
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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello, and welcome to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying!
S/A: *runs out on stage* HI! I didn't give Rosie ay Samoas this time, so I think she'll be O.K. *mutters* Until she hears we have CATS coming...
Rosethorn: CATS? CATS? We have Cats? *bounces out and sings* Jellicles can and Jellicles do! Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats!
Kati: CATS!
RAVTIAOGS 2: Nice going, S/A. Ladies and gents, your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn.
S/A: Drat! Well they don't know what Cats wwwwe're having on the show.
Rosethorn: What CATS? What CATS?????
Kati: *runs out in full CAT costume* Whaddaya think?
Rosethorn: *applauds*
S/A: *rubs forehead*
Kati: YAY!
S/A: Kati, I'm just as obsessed with CATS as you are, but don't you think this is taking things a bit too far?
Rosethorn and Kati: :*look at S/A oddly*
Audience: ANNOUNCE THE TEAMS ALREADY!
S/A: Okay, Okay! team one is all the way from Tortall, Please welcome Thom, Numari and Roger!
Audience: *cheers and throws tomatoes at Roger*
Rosethorn: Numari? Isn't that supposed to be Numair?
Roger: Hey! You *CENSORED CENSOREDS*
S/A: Sorry.
Kati: ::smacks Roger and duct-tapes his mouth shut::
S/A: Anyways... Team two!
Rosethorn: ...is Snape, Malfoy and Professor Dumbledore all the way from merry ole Hogwarts!
Kati: Why do they have to come?
Rosethorn: Because we needed a team three.
Numair: Oh, no! It's you guys! Why me? *starts crying*
S/A: O.K.... Team three, all the way from the junkyard it's The Rum Tum Tugger.
Rosethorn: Muahahahaha.
Rosethorn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kati: *almost faints*
S/A: Macavity.
Kati: O.O
Rosethorn: *sings* Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hidden Paw
Kati: For he's a master criminal who can defy the law!
S/A: AND The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
Rosethorn: *switches mid-word* OH WELL, I NEVER WAS THERE EVER A CAT SO CLEVER AS MAGICAL MR. MISTOFFELEES!
* S/A & Kati join in*
Neal: *from the other side of Kati: Will the insanity never end?
Kati: Shut up.
Audience: *joins in singing Mr. Mistoffelees*
*the Cats appear in a puff of smoke*
Mr. Mistoffelees: Meep! *hide*
S/A: *sighs*
Security Guys and RAVTIAOGS: WILL YOU GET TO THE CATEGORIES ALREADY!
S/A: OKAY!
*silence*
Kati: What are the categories?
Rosethorn: Um. Um. Oh Well, I Never, Was There Ever, A Cat So Clever, As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees and Bugs.
S/A: You made that up on the spot didn't you?
Rosethorn: How'd you guess?
S/A: Because You most likely have 'The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees' running though your head right now.
Rosethorn: Um..
Kati: Team one! What is your choice?
Numair: *still sobbing* You! *point at Roger* What are doing here?
Roger: ...you're asking me why?
Numair: NO! I want to know why you're here and not dead!
Roger: Um....
Kati: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show! Death has no boundaries here!
Rosethorn: Be afraid, be very afraid and PICK A CATEGORY!
S/A: *evil grin*
Numair: *shrieks and hides behind Thom*
Roger: We choose Bugs!
Rosethorn: Ok!
Kati: *laughs evilly*
Kati: Your challenge is...to decide who is the greatest mage!
Numair: Well, that's obvious.
Roger: Of course it's me.
Numair: I was talking about me.
Thom: You're both wrong. It's me.
Numair: And who are you?
Roger: I remember you! You're stupid sister kiled me twice!
Thom: Good for her! *yells into audience* Alanna! Keep up the good work! *to Numair* Surely you've heard of me. I achieved my mastery at seventeen.
Numair: Imposible!
*they have a huge fight and the crowd cheers them on*
Rosethorn: *rolls on the floor laughing*
S/A: *to camera* This was planned and hopefully no one was harmed in the making of this TV show.
S/A: OK! You loose! *the fight is taken somewhere else and half the audience goes with it*
Kati: Woah. There goes half the audience.
Rosethorn: Oh well. Team two! Your choice!
Malfoy: Where am I? And why is she in a weird costume? *looks at Kati*
Rosethorn: You're on SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid!
S/A: *evil grin*
Malfoy: *gulp*
Snape: I'm not afraid of three clowns, one of whom looks like a cat.
Kati: HEY! IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO MAKE THIS COSTUME, SO BACK OFF!
Rosethorn: *writes PROFESSOR SNAPE in big letters on the top of her hit list, right after Peter Jackson*
S/A: *looks at hit list and laughs evilly*
Kati: *hits Snape hard*
Rosethorn: *ahem* FEAR THE HIT LIST, FEAR THE HIT LIST!
Malfoy: Okay, now I'm scared.
Rum Tum Tugger: Excuse me, but do you really need us here?
Rosethorn: Yes. Shut up. Team Two, pick a category or we'll pick one for you!
Dumbledore: Please pick one fore us, for I fear we know nothing about any of them.
Kati: A CAT SO CLEVER!
S/A: O.K. *whispers something to Kati & Rosie*
Rosethorn: What? Whisper that again.
S/A: *whispers* We dress Snape up as a Cat, so he feel whats Kati's costume is like, and make him dance the Jellicle Ball as a girl cat.
Rosethorn: Ooooh....Kati, you say it! I'm going to laugh too hard....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Kati: O.K. *turns to Snape* You have to go put on a costume and dance to some music, O.K.?
Snape: That's all?
Kati Yes. Follow me.*Kati leads Snape off into a dressing room*
*Few moments of silence, then Snape screams*
Rosethorn: *dies laughing for the fifth time*
Kati: *drags both Neal and Snape on a rope out of the dressing room because Snape didn't want to come* Now start Dancing.
S/A: *revives Rosie*
Rosethorn: Thanks. *sees Snape and Neal* *dies laughing again*
S/A: ENOUGH! I'm permanently scarred for life now. *shudders at sight of Snape in a unitard*
Rosethorn: OOOH totally random comment but the girl who designed those unitards was a graduate of MY HIGHSCHOOL so GO MADEIRA!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! *stops as everyone stares at her* For what it's worth, I'm scarred for life too.
S/A: Thank you for those words of support. Cane.*big cane comes and pulls Snape off stage, he is not on the rope anymore* Now team three...
*the various cats all try to hide behind one another, Misto ends up in front*
Rosethorn: *sees Misto and bursts into song* Oh well, I never was there ever, a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
Kati: *joins in*
Misto: Ok, I am traumatized now...
S/A: :oD
RTT: So what do we have to do?
Rosethorn: Pick a category like a good little boy.
RTT: *smiles, half the girls in the audience faint* Alright.
Macavity: *mutters something about stupid Jellicles*
Rosethorn: *smacks Macavity* If you're not going to pick a category don't say anything at all.
Macavity: You let Mr. Full-of-himslef over there talk nd he wasn't picking a catagory!
Rosethorn: We happen to like Mr. Full-of-himself. You shut up.
S/A: *sings softly* Macavity's a Mystery Cat; he's called the Hidden Paw.
Rosethorn: *hears* For he's a master criminal and can defy the law! But he can't defy us so don't you even try!
Macavity: *mumbles* Stupid queens. You can't fight with them, and you can't control them.
Misto: What are the catagories again?
Rosethorn: Um...I forget. Kati?
Kati: Oh Well, I Never, Was There Ever, A Cat So Clever, As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees and Bugs.
RTT: I Never.
Kati: Okeydokey! Um...Huddle! *she and Rosethorn go into a huddle*
S/A: *joins huddle* What do we do?
Rosethorn: Something to Macavity. He can't be allowed to mouth off to us like that. We are, after all, almighty.
S/A: Yeah, but Macavity is cool!
Kati: Cool, mean, and on Rosie's HIT LIST OF DOOM!
Rosethorn: He's going to die anyway...after I lynch Peter Jackson for TOTALLY SCREWING UP MY BABY! *goes into a sulk*
S/A:.....Anyways........
Rosethorn: HE TOTALLY MESSED UP FARAMIR! *growls and goes offstage to lynch an effigy of Peter Jackson*
Kati: Um....*Rosie walks back on* Feel better?
Rosethorn: Yes. He's still on the hit list though. I think Hobbit has first dibs, unfortunately. Anyway. Macavity will die anyway, so what say we merely hurry it up a bit? Be merciful?
Kati: NO, it has to be funny and this show is rated PG. S/A? S/A?
S/A: Oh no you don't! *grabs Macavity who was trying to sneak off-stage*
Rosethorn: We really need to do something to him.
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
Kati: OKAY!
S/A: I'll keep him occupied, you guys figure out something to do. *puts straightjacket on Macavity, and give him the inkblot test*
Rosethorn: I know! Macavity has to sing Macavity the Mystery cat! Out loud!
Kati: YES!
S/A: We're done with the test. He's a bit unstable. O.K. what are we having him do?
Rosethorn: He's singing his song. On stage. Out loud. And dancing with Neal who is still in the unitard.
S/A: *laughs*
Neal: Not again!
Macavity: I will not sing that song!
Kati: Yes again. Now be a good boy and do it or I'll lock you in the pen.
Neal: No! NOT THE PEN! ANYTHING BUT THE PEN!
Rosethorn: Sing it. Now. Or FACE MY WRATH!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Neal: Macavity's a Mystery Cat, He's called the Hidden Paw. For he's a master criminal who can defy the law. He's-
Rosethorn: Okay, that sucked. Audience, feel free to throw tomatos at Macavity but not Neal because Kati will throw sharp pointy things back.
Kati: Damn straight.
Audience: YAY! *everyone takes out the bag of rotten tomatoes they got when they bought their tickets and throw them at Macavity*
Macavity: *wails and runs offstage*
S/A: *ends the show*
*later in the dressing rooms, the three still haven't let the Cats go.*
Kati: I wonder what happens if you get the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees drunk?
*evil laughter*
Rosethorn: OMG! WE never announced the winner!
Kati: O_O
Rosethorn: And the winner is...
*you hear a beep, screen goes blank*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* HI! "Please, leave a contribution in the little box." Hope you liked! ~Libby & Rosie
RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello, and welcome to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying!
S/A: *runs out on stage* HI! I didn't give Rosie ay Samoas this time, so I think she'll be O.K. *mutters* Until she hears we have CATS coming...
Rosethorn: CATS? CATS? We have Cats? *bounces out and sings* Jellicles can and Jellicles do! Jellicle songs for Jellicle Cats!
Kati: CATS!
RAVTIAOGS 2: Nice going, S/A. Ladies and gents, your co-hosts, Kati and Rosethorn.
S/A: Drat! Well they don't know what Cats wwwwe're having on the show.
Rosethorn: What CATS? What CATS?????
Kati: *runs out in full CAT costume* Whaddaya think?
Rosethorn: *applauds*
S/A: *rubs forehead*
Kati: YAY!
S/A: Kati, I'm just as obsessed with CATS as you are, but don't you think this is taking things a bit too far?
Rosethorn and Kati: :*look at S/A oddly*
Audience: ANNOUNCE THE TEAMS ALREADY!
S/A: Okay, Okay! team one is all the way from Tortall, Please welcome Thom, Numari and Roger!
Audience: *cheers and throws tomatoes at Roger*
Rosethorn: Numari? Isn't that supposed to be Numair?
Roger: Hey! You *CENSORED CENSOREDS*
S/A: Sorry.
Kati: ::smacks Roger and duct-tapes his mouth shut::
S/A: Anyways... Team two!
Rosethorn: ...is Snape, Malfoy and Professor Dumbledore all the way from merry ole Hogwarts!
Kati: Why do they have to come?
Rosethorn: Because we needed a team three.
Numair: Oh, no! It's you guys! Why me? *starts crying*
S/A: O.K.... Team three, all the way from the junkyard it's The Rum Tum Tugger.
Rosethorn: Muahahahaha.
Rosethorn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kati: *almost faints*
S/A: Macavity.
Kati: O.O
Rosethorn: *sings* Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the Hidden Paw
Kati: For he's a master criminal who can defy the law!
S/A: AND The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
Rosethorn: *switches mid-word* OH WELL, I NEVER WAS THERE EVER A CAT SO CLEVER AS MAGICAL MR. MISTOFFELEES!
* S/A & Kati join in*
Neal: *from the other side of Kati: Will the insanity never end?
Kati: Shut up.
Audience: *joins in singing Mr. Mistoffelees*
*the Cats appear in a puff of smoke*
Mr. Mistoffelees: Meep! *hide*
S/A: *sighs*
Security Guys and RAVTIAOGS: WILL YOU GET TO THE CATEGORIES ALREADY!
S/A: OKAY!
*silence*
Kati: What are the categories?
Rosethorn: Um. Um. Oh Well, I Never, Was There Ever, A Cat So Clever, As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees and Bugs.
S/A: You made that up on the spot didn't you?
Rosethorn: How'd you guess?
S/A: Because You most likely have 'The Magical Mr. Mistoffelees' running though your head right now.
Rosethorn: Um..
Kati: Team one! What is your choice?
Numair: *still sobbing* You! *point at Roger* What are doing here?
Roger: ...you're asking me why?
Numair: NO! I want to know why you're here and not dead!
Roger: Um....
Kati: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show! Death has no boundaries here!
Rosethorn: Be afraid, be very afraid and PICK A CATEGORY!
S/A: *evil grin*
Numair: *shrieks and hides behind Thom*
Roger: We choose Bugs!
Rosethorn: Ok!
Kati: *laughs evilly*
Kati: Your challenge is...to decide who is the greatest mage!
Numair: Well, that's obvious.
Roger: Of course it's me.
Numair: I was talking about me.
Thom: You're both wrong. It's me.
Numair: And who are you?
Roger: I remember you! You're stupid sister kiled me twice!
Thom: Good for her! *yells into audience* Alanna! Keep up the good work! *to Numair* Surely you've heard of me. I achieved my mastery at seventeen.
Numair: Imposible!
*they have a huge fight and the crowd cheers them on*
Rosethorn: *rolls on the floor laughing*
S/A: *to camera* This was planned and hopefully no one was harmed in the making of this TV show.
S/A: OK! You loose! *the fight is taken somewhere else and half the audience goes with it*
Kati: Woah. There goes half the audience.
Rosethorn: Oh well. Team two! Your choice!
Malfoy: Where am I? And why is she in a weird costume? *looks at Kati*
Rosethorn: You're on SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid!
S/A: *evil grin*
Malfoy: *gulp*
Snape: I'm not afraid of three clowns, one of whom looks like a cat.
Kati: HEY! IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO MAKE THIS COSTUME, SO BACK OFF!
Rosethorn: *writes PROFESSOR SNAPE in big letters on the top of her hit list, right after Peter Jackson*
S/A: *looks at hit list and laughs evilly*
Kati: *hits Snape hard*
Rosethorn: *ahem* FEAR THE HIT LIST, FEAR THE HIT LIST!
Malfoy: Okay, now I'm scared.
Rum Tum Tugger: Excuse me, but do you really need us here?
Rosethorn: Yes. Shut up. Team Two, pick a category or we'll pick one for you!
Dumbledore: Please pick one fore us, for I fear we know nothing about any of them.
Kati: A CAT SO CLEVER!
S/A: O.K. *whispers something to Kati & Rosie*
Rosethorn: What? Whisper that again.
S/A: *whispers* We dress Snape up as a Cat, so he feel whats Kati's costume is like, and make him dance the Jellicle Ball as a girl cat.
Rosethorn: Ooooh....Kati, you say it! I'm going to laugh too hard....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
Kati: O.K. *turns to Snape* You have to go put on a costume and dance to some music, O.K.?
Snape: That's all?
Kati Yes. Follow me.*Kati leads Snape off into a dressing room*
*Few moments of silence, then Snape screams*
Rosethorn: *dies laughing for the fifth time*
Kati: *drags both Neal and Snape on a rope out of the dressing room because Snape didn't want to come* Now start Dancing.
S/A: *revives Rosie*
Rosethorn: Thanks. *sees Snape and Neal* *dies laughing again*
S/A: ENOUGH! I'm permanently scarred for life now. *shudders at sight of Snape in a unitard*
Rosethorn: OOOH totally random comment but the girl who designed those unitards was a graduate of MY HIGHSCHOOL so GO MADEIRA!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOO! *stops as everyone stares at her* For what it's worth, I'm scarred for life too.
S/A: Thank you for those words of support. Cane.*big cane comes and pulls Snape off stage, he is not on the rope anymore* Now team three...
*the various cats all try to hide behind one another, Misto ends up in front*
Rosethorn: *sees Misto and bursts into song* Oh well, I never was there ever, a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
Kati: *joins in*
Misto: Ok, I am traumatized now...
S/A: :oD
RTT: So what do we have to do?
Rosethorn: Pick a category like a good little boy.
RTT: *smiles, half the girls in the audience faint* Alright.
Macavity: *mutters something about stupid Jellicles*
Rosethorn: *smacks Macavity* If you're not going to pick a category don't say anything at all.
Macavity: You let Mr. Full-of-himslef over there talk nd he wasn't picking a catagory!
Rosethorn: We happen to like Mr. Full-of-himself. You shut up.
S/A: *sings softly* Macavity's a Mystery Cat; he's called the Hidden Paw.
Rosethorn: *hears* For he's a master criminal and can defy the law! But he can't defy us so don't you even try!
Macavity: *mumbles* Stupid queens. You can't fight with them, and you can't control them.
Misto: What are the catagories again?
Rosethorn: Um...I forget. Kati?
Kati: Oh Well, I Never, Was There Ever, A Cat So Clever, As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees and Bugs.
RTT: I Never.
Kati: Okeydokey! Um...Huddle! *she and Rosethorn go into a huddle*
S/A: *joins huddle* What do we do?
Rosethorn: Something to Macavity. He can't be allowed to mouth off to us like that. We are, after all, almighty.
S/A: Yeah, but Macavity is cool!
Kati: Cool, mean, and on Rosie's HIT LIST OF DOOM!
Rosethorn: He's going to die anyway...after I lynch Peter Jackson for TOTALLY SCREWING UP MY BABY! *goes into a sulk*
S/A:.....Anyways........
Rosethorn: HE TOTALLY MESSED UP FARAMIR! *growls and goes offstage to lynch an effigy of Peter Jackson*
Kati: Um....*Rosie walks back on* Feel better?
Rosethorn: Yes. He's still on the hit list though. I think Hobbit has first dibs, unfortunately. Anyway. Macavity will die anyway, so what say we merely hurry it up a bit? Be merciful?
Kati: NO, it has to be funny and this show is rated PG. S/A? S/A?
S/A: Oh no you don't! *grabs Macavity who was trying to sneak off-stage*
Rosethorn: We really need to do something to him.
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
Kati: OKAY!
S/A: I'll keep him occupied, you guys figure out something to do. *puts straightjacket on Macavity, and give him the inkblot test*
Rosethorn: I know! Macavity has to sing Macavity the Mystery cat! Out loud!
Kati: YES!
S/A: We're done with the test. He's a bit unstable. O.K. what are we having him do?
Rosethorn: He's singing his song. On stage. Out loud. And dancing with Neal who is still in the unitard.
S/A: *laughs*
Neal: Not again!
Macavity: I will not sing that song!
Kati: Yes again. Now be a good boy and do it or I'll lock you in the pen.
Neal: No! NOT THE PEN! ANYTHING BUT THE PEN!
Rosethorn: Sing it. Now. Or FACE MY WRATH!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Neal: Macavity's a Mystery Cat, He's called the Hidden Paw. For he's a master criminal who can defy the law. He's-
Rosethorn: Okay, that sucked. Audience, feel free to throw tomatos at Macavity but not Neal because Kati will throw sharp pointy things back.
Kati: Damn straight.
Audience: YAY! *everyone takes out the bag of rotten tomatoes they got when they bought their tickets and throw them at Macavity*
Macavity: *wails and runs offstage*
S/A: *ends the show*
*later in the dressing rooms, the three still haven't let the Cats go.*
Kati: I wonder what happens if you get the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees drunk?
*evil laughter*
Rosethorn: OMG! WE never announced the winner!
Kati: O_O
Rosethorn: And the winner is...
*you hear a beep, screen goes blank*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* HI! "Please, leave a contribution in the little box." Hope you liked! ~Libby & Rosie