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"I'll kill those bastards!" Chris screamed while pacing back and forth in front of the bed Steph was lying on in their hotel room. It was the next afternoon and he was still fuming about the night before.
"Chris honey, calm down." Steph told him. He had been screaming ever since she was attacked, and frankly she was starting to get a headache.
"No, I will not calm down! I cannot believe they would dare lay a finger on you! I'll kill them!"
"You already said that, and if you don't stop yelling I'm going to somehow manage to force myself out of this bed and kill YOU! All your damn yelling and whining is giving me a headache, so will you please Shut the Hell Up!!" After yelling the last part of her speech she immediately grabbed her head, regretting it. Chris noticed her holding her head and calmed down considerably. He went over and sat on the edge of the bed beside her.
"I'm sorry. Are you alright?" he asked grabbing onto one of her hands. She nodded and closed her eyes. "I think I'm gonna go for a walk and clear my head, hopefully calm down."
"I think that would be a wise decision," she said as she rolled over onto her side.
"Be back soon." he said as he kissed her forehead, grabbed his coat and went out the front door of their hotel room.
He walked down the hall towards the elevator, with his fists clenched. He still couldn't believe what had happened. He would get them back for what they did, and if they were lucky, they'd still be alive. Walking up to the elevator he pushed the button for the first floor and waited for the doors to open. A few minutes later they did, and he came face to face with none other than Christian.
"Hey man. Where you going? I was just coming to check on you and Stephanie." Christian said as Chris boarded the elevator.
"I decided I need some fresh air, and time to cool down. I'm not helping Steph any by yelling and screaming." he said as he ran his fingers through his hair frustrated.
"Don't worry man. We'll get them back." Christian stated matter-of-factly as he clapped Chris on the back.
"You damn right we will."
Chris and Christian began plotting their revenge, while Stephanie received a visitor.
She heard a knock on the door and jumped up out of bed, knowing who it was.
"It's about time!" she exclaimed as she opened it up, coming face to face with Lita. Lita pushed her way past Stephanie and plopped herself down on the couch.
"Well I'm sorry. I came as fast as I could. I did have some things to do first ya know!" Lita exclaimed.
"I know, I know." Steph said coming into the room and sitting beside Lita.
"So how you feeling?" Lita asked as she looked sympathetically at her friend.
"Honestly? I'm pretty good. Kinda sore when I move the wrong way, and I have a slight headache, but other than that I'm perfect, even though Chris doesn't think so." Steph replied as Lita snickered. "So you got it all?"
"Yep I did. Now all we have to do is replace it with Trish's stuff." Lita nodded.
"And we have to do it fast. I don't know how long Chris'll be gone, but he can't know about this until... Well, not yet anyways." Steph smirked.
"I know. I think he's out with Christian, cuz he said he was coming up here to check on the two of you, and I don't think he's been here yet."
"No he hasn't which is good. Christian will keep him out longer." Steph said. "Okay, you got the supplies, and I have her key card."
"How'd you manage to get that?" Lita asked taking it from Steph's hands. She simply smiled and winked, making Lita laugh. "Sorry I asked."
"Okay. I have our clothes in the bedroom. We change quickly, create a diversion to get Trish out of her room, then we go in for the kill!" Steph stated.
"Alright, but what exactly are we going to do to get her out of the room?" Lita questioned.
"Simple. I sent a package to this hotel for her. A rather large package that will in no way be able to be brought up the stairs or the elevator, simply because it won't fit. So the front desk will call up to her room, tell her about it so she'll have to go down to the lobby and sign for it. When she leaves we slip in, do the switches, and sneak back out. Nobody will be the wiser." she smirked, proud of her plan.
"Alright then. What are we waiting for?" Lita exclaimed jumping off the couch and running into the bedroom.
Stephanie and Lita dressed up in an all black ensemble. Black boots, black track pants, black turtle neck, and black ski mask, ready to put their plan into motion. The went out the hotel room and into the hallway, before making their way towards the stairs.
"Steph?" Lita called out as they made their descend.
"What?" Steph asked as she took the stairs two at a time.
"Why on God's green earth are we dressed up in all black?"
"So we won't be noticed stupid. That's what people do in the movies so no one can see them." Steph stated as she rolled her eyes.
"Umm Steph honey. That's what they do when it's pitch black out so they won't be noticed. We're in a hotel in the middle of the afternoon!!!" Lita yelled out as she pulled the ski mask off her face. Steph immediately stopped and turned to her friend.
"Oh. Right. Well, how was I supposed to remember that?"
Lita let out an exasperated sigh. "Keep moving, or we'll never make it on time!"
They continued down the stairs, until they hit the twelfth floor. They slowly opened the door, just enough to peek through. They stood there and watched impatiently for Trish to exit her hotel room.
"Come on. When is she going to leave her room?!" Lita groaned. Steph checked her watch before looking back through the tiny space between the door and the doorframe.
"Any minute now." she said. As if on cue, Trish exited her hotel room and made her way over to the elevator. Once she reached it, she hit the button for the lobby and hopped in. As soon as the doors closed, Steph and Lita jogged down the hall to Trish's room. While standing in front of her door, an old couple walked past, eyeing them oddly.
"We're playing Mission Impossible!" Lita screeched, as if she were a little kid. The old couple gave a wavering smile before hurrying off to their own hotel room.
"Mission Impossible?" Steph laughed.
"Did you have anything better? Didn't think so!" Lita shrieked.
Steph slid the key card into the slot. The little light turned green and they opened the door, entered the room, and quickly shut it behind them. Steph took off her ski mask, as Lita set down the bag of 'supplies'.
"Okay, you go empty the bottles while I get these ones ready for the transfer." Steph said, and Lita nodded before heading off to the bathroom. She emptied the contents of the shampoo, 15 minute conditioner and rinsed out the tube of mascara that was lying on the sink. She brought them out into the living room where Steph was anxiously waiting.
"Here." Lita said as she handed them to her. Steph took them just as her cell phone rang.
"Dammit!" she exclaimed as she hit talk. "Hello?"
"Hey sweetie." Chris' voice rang through on the other end. "I'm in the lobby, and was just wondering if you wanted me to get you anything before I come up."
"Umm." Steph said as she adapted a look of fear on her face. "Yes could you get me another bottle of aspirin? Mine's just about gone."
"Sure. Be up in five." he said before hanging up the phone.
"SHIT!" she yelled out before jumping up off the floor, grabbing her ski mask and heading for the door.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Lita asked.
"I have to get back to my hotel room. Chris is on his way there, and if he gets there and I'm not there he'll completely freak out!" Steph rushed, as she opened the door and went to leave. She turned back around to Lita. "You'll have to hurry. She should be back any minute. Just finish the transfer and get yourself out of here."
"Right." Lita nodded before Steph ran out the door.
She completed the transfer and put every bottle back where she got it. She picked up the bag and double checked the room to make sure there was nothing left behind that could get them into trouble. Satisfied with the way the room looked she walked over to the front door. Just as she reached for the handle, she noticed it move. SHIT! she thought before looking around frantically for some place to hide. She immediately ran over to the bed and crawled under it.
Trish walked into her room with a confused look still plastered on her face. It had been there since she received her 'package'. All that was inside it was four giant rocks. She concluded that it must have been someone's idea of a prank. She went into the bedroom and sat herself down on the bed. She removed her shoes, and was about to crawl in for a nap when she heard a knocking at the door. She sighed and walked over to the door, opening it up, and came face to face with the Legend Killer himself.
"Hello Randy." Trish smiled as she moved off to the side to allow him to enter.
"Well hello Miss. Stratus." he smirked.
"What can I do for you?" she asked him, with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, I was thinking. Since you have somewhat became part of Evolution, I think that you and I should get to know each other better."
"Uh huh. And how would you like to go about that?" she asked, knowing what he was getting at.
"Well you see, that's simple." he said before he walked over and stood in front of her. "Like this."
He leaned down and kissed her fiercely on the lips. She immediately responded, before pushing him away. He looked at her confused as she just smiled.
"Why don't we move into the bedroom?" she asked. He smirked back at her.
"That's a lovely idea Miss. Stratus." he said before he scooped her up into his arms and headed off to the bedroom.
Perfect. Just freaking perfect! Lita thought to herself as she felt the bed sink down.
An Hour Later
Chris and Stephanie were enjoying their Chinese supper when there was a furious pounding on the door. Chris jumped up and opened it, almost being completely knocked over by a worried looking Christian.
"Dude, what the hell's the matter with you?" Chris asked as he made his way back into the room where his girlfriend and best friend were sitting.
"Have you seen Lita?" he asked. "I can't find her anywhere!"
"No I haven't." Chris said before looking at Steph. "I don't think Steph has either, she's been in bed all day."
"Wait. You don't know where Lita is?" Steph asked becoming slightly worried.
"No! If I knew where she was do you think I'd come here and ask you where she was? Use your brain Stephanie!" Christian screamed out.
"Hey man. Calm down!" Chris told him.
"Sorry. It's just that I'm becoming extremely frustrated! I haven't seen her in over two hours and she never told me she was going anywhere."
"Well actually, I did see her about an hour ago. She was with me and we kind of got separated. She should have been back by now." Steph said.
"When were you with Lita? I thought you were in bed all afternoon?" questioned Chris.
"Well you thought wrong, you see Lita and I-" Steph began but was cut off by the sound of someone frantically banging on the door.
"Stephanie OPEN UP!!" the voice of a very angry Lita came through, grabbing the attention of everyone occupying the room. Christian jumped up and ran to open the door. When it was opened he was pushed out of the way by his girlfriend as she charged into the other room. "I am going to KILL you!" she screamed out.
"Wh- Why?" Steph asked slightly frightened.
"Because. After you left and I finished up I went to leave and guess who came back? That's right, Trish! I hid under the bed and while I was under there, guess who else decided to show up? That's right, Randy! Now what do you think happens when you have a slutty blonde, and an egotistical player in the same room? Oh yeah that's right, babies begin to be made! And not only that, but it happened right on top of me and I heard and felt practically everything. You my dear owe me BIG TIME!" Lita screamed out before letting herself rest on the couch. Steph's eyes went wide before her lips curled up and she began to laugh uncontrollably.
"You were in the room while Randy and Trish had sex?" Steph screeched before doubling over, because of the slight pains that became present in her stomach from laughing so hard. "Oh my God! That's so funny!"
"IT IS NOT FUNNY!" Lita yelled out, as Chris and Christian joined in. "STOP LAUGHING! IT WAS TRAUMATIC!"
"I'm sorry it's just. So funny!" Steph cried out. After about 10 solid minutes, the laughing began to die down. As it stopped, Chris and Christian began to realize what exactly had just been said.
"Wait. What the hell were the two of you doing in Trish's hotel room?" Chris said, with Christian nodding in agreement to the question asked.
"Well you see. Steph and I decided to perform a little revenge of our own on the blonde bombshell. Call it the woman's touch. To her, this would be worse than a bloody beating." Lita smirked.
"Well what did you guys do?" Christian pried.
"You'll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out."
Chris and Christian looked at each other confused before being shaken from their thoughts by a tremendously loud scream. Steph and Lita looked at each other then began laughing hysterically, high fiving each other in the process.
"Mission Impossible. Accomplished." Lita said.
So that's that chapter. I hope you enjoyed it, because I did. Please review...pretty pretty please!!!
Jess
Thanks for the reviews, I love them! This chapter I guess is a bit different then the rest but I hope you like it anyways! Please review!
"I'll kill those bastards!" Chris screamed while pacing back and forth in front of the bed Steph was lying on in their hotel room. It was the next afternoon and he was still fuming about the night before.
"Chris honey, calm down." Steph told him. He had been screaming ever since she was attacked, and frankly she was starting to get a headache.
"No, I will not calm down! I cannot believe they would dare lay a finger on you! I'll kill them!"
"You already said that, and if you don't stop yelling I'm going to somehow manage to force myself out of this bed and kill YOU! All your damn yelling and whining is giving me a headache, so will you please Shut the Hell Up!!" After yelling the last part of her speech she immediately grabbed her head, regretting it. Chris noticed her holding her head and calmed down considerably. He went over and sat on the edge of the bed beside her.
"I'm sorry. Are you alright?" he asked grabbing onto one of her hands. She nodded and closed her eyes. "I think I'm gonna go for a walk and clear my head, hopefully calm down."
"I think that would be a wise decision," she said as she rolled over onto her side.
"Be back soon." he said as he kissed her forehead, grabbed his coat and went out the front door of their hotel room.
He walked down the hall towards the elevator, with his fists clenched. He still couldn't believe what had happened. He would get them back for what they did, and if they were lucky, they'd still be alive. Walking up to the elevator he pushed the button for the first floor and waited for the doors to open. A few minutes later they did, and he came face to face with none other than Christian.
"Hey man. Where you going? I was just coming to check on you and Stephanie." Christian said as Chris boarded the elevator.
"I decided I need some fresh air, and time to cool down. I'm not helping Steph any by yelling and screaming." he said as he ran his fingers through his hair frustrated.
"Don't worry man. We'll get them back." Christian stated matter-of-factly as he clapped Chris on the back.
"You damn right we will."
Chris and Christian began plotting their revenge, while Stephanie received a visitor.
She heard a knock on the door and jumped up out of bed, knowing who it was.
"It's about time!" she exclaimed as she opened it up, coming face to face with Lita. Lita pushed her way past Stephanie and plopped herself down on the couch.
"Well I'm sorry. I came as fast as I could. I did have some things to do first ya know!" Lita exclaimed.
"I know, I know." Steph said coming into the room and sitting beside Lita.
"So how you feeling?" Lita asked as she looked sympathetically at her friend.
"Honestly? I'm pretty good. Kinda sore when I move the wrong way, and I have a slight headache, but other than that I'm perfect, even though Chris doesn't think so." Steph replied as Lita snickered. "So you got it all?"
"Yep I did. Now all we have to do is replace it with Trish's stuff." Lita nodded.
"And we have to do it fast. I don't know how long Chris'll be gone, but he can't know about this until... Well, not yet anyways." Steph smirked.
"I know. I think he's out with Christian, cuz he said he was coming up here to check on the two of you, and I don't think he's been here yet."
"No he hasn't which is good. Christian will keep him out longer." Steph said. "Okay, you got the supplies, and I have her key card."
"How'd you manage to get that?" Lita asked taking it from Steph's hands. She simply smiled and winked, making Lita laugh. "Sorry I asked."
"Okay. I have our clothes in the bedroom. We change quickly, create a diversion to get Trish out of her room, then we go in for the kill!" Steph stated.
"Alright, but what exactly are we going to do to get her out of the room?" Lita questioned.
"Simple. I sent a package to this hotel for her. A rather large package that will in no way be able to be brought up the stairs or the elevator, simply because it won't fit. So the front desk will call up to her room, tell her about it so she'll have to go down to the lobby and sign for it. When she leaves we slip in, do the switches, and sneak back out. Nobody will be the wiser." she smirked, proud of her plan.
"Alright then. What are we waiting for?" Lita exclaimed jumping off the couch and running into the bedroom.
Stephanie and Lita dressed up in an all black ensemble. Black boots, black track pants, black turtle neck, and black ski mask, ready to put their plan into motion. The went out the hotel room and into the hallway, before making their way towards the stairs.
"Steph?" Lita called out as they made their descend.
"What?" Steph asked as she took the stairs two at a time.
"Why on God's green earth are we dressed up in all black?"
"So we won't be noticed stupid. That's what people do in the movies so no one can see them." Steph stated as she rolled her eyes.
"Umm Steph honey. That's what they do when it's pitch black out so they won't be noticed. We're in a hotel in the middle of the afternoon!!!" Lita yelled out as she pulled the ski mask off her face. Steph immediately stopped and turned to her friend.
"Oh. Right. Well, how was I supposed to remember that?"
Lita let out an exasperated sigh. "Keep moving, or we'll never make it on time!"
They continued down the stairs, until they hit the twelfth floor. They slowly opened the door, just enough to peek through. They stood there and watched impatiently for Trish to exit her hotel room.
"Come on. When is she going to leave her room?!" Lita groaned. Steph checked her watch before looking back through the tiny space between the door and the doorframe.
"Any minute now." she said. As if on cue, Trish exited her hotel room and made her way over to the elevator. Once she reached it, she hit the button for the lobby and hopped in. As soon as the doors closed, Steph and Lita jogged down the hall to Trish's room. While standing in front of her door, an old couple walked past, eyeing them oddly.
"We're playing Mission Impossible!" Lita screeched, as if she were a little kid. The old couple gave a wavering smile before hurrying off to their own hotel room.
"Mission Impossible?" Steph laughed.
"Did you have anything better? Didn't think so!" Lita shrieked.
Steph slid the key card into the slot. The little light turned green and they opened the door, entered the room, and quickly shut it behind them. Steph took off her ski mask, as Lita set down the bag of 'supplies'.
"Okay, you go empty the bottles while I get these ones ready for the transfer." Steph said, and Lita nodded before heading off to the bathroom. She emptied the contents of the shampoo, 15 minute conditioner and rinsed out the tube of mascara that was lying on the sink. She brought them out into the living room where Steph was anxiously waiting.
"Here." Lita said as she handed them to her. Steph took them just as her cell phone rang.
"Dammit!" she exclaimed as she hit talk. "Hello?"
"Hey sweetie." Chris' voice rang through on the other end. "I'm in the lobby, and was just wondering if you wanted me to get you anything before I come up."
"Umm." Steph said as she adapted a look of fear on her face. "Yes could you get me another bottle of aspirin? Mine's just about gone."
"Sure. Be up in five." he said before hanging up the phone.
"SHIT!" she yelled out before jumping up off the floor, grabbing her ski mask and heading for the door.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" Lita asked.
"I have to get back to my hotel room. Chris is on his way there, and if he gets there and I'm not there he'll completely freak out!" Steph rushed, as she opened the door and went to leave. She turned back around to Lita. "You'll have to hurry. She should be back any minute. Just finish the transfer and get yourself out of here."
"Right." Lita nodded before Steph ran out the door.
She completed the transfer and put every bottle back where she got it. She picked up the bag and double checked the room to make sure there was nothing left behind that could get them into trouble. Satisfied with the way the room looked she walked over to the front door. Just as she reached for the handle, she noticed it move. SHIT! she thought before looking around frantically for some place to hide. She immediately ran over to the bed and crawled under it.
Trish walked into her room with a confused look still plastered on her face. It had been there since she received her 'package'. All that was inside it was four giant rocks. She concluded that it must have been someone's idea of a prank. She went into the bedroom and sat herself down on the bed. She removed her shoes, and was about to crawl in for a nap when she heard a knocking at the door. She sighed and walked over to the door, opening it up, and came face to face with the Legend Killer himself.
"Hello Randy." Trish smiled as she moved off to the side to allow him to enter.
"Well hello Miss. Stratus." he smirked.
"What can I do for you?" she asked him, with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, I was thinking. Since you have somewhat became part of Evolution, I think that you and I should get to know each other better."
"Uh huh. And how would you like to go about that?" she asked, knowing what he was getting at.
"Well you see, that's simple." he said before he walked over and stood in front of her. "Like this."
He leaned down and kissed her fiercely on the lips. She immediately responded, before pushing him away. He looked at her confused as she just smiled.
"Why don't we move into the bedroom?" she asked. He smirked back at her.
"That's a lovely idea Miss. Stratus." he said before he scooped her up into his arms and headed off to the bedroom.
Perfect. Just freaking perfect! Lita thought to herself as she felt the bed sink down.
An Hour Later
Chris and Stephanie were enjoying their Chinese supper when there was a furious pounding on the door. Chris jumped up and opened it, almost being completely knocked over by a worried looking Christian.
"Dude, what the hell's the matter with you?" Chris asked as he made his way back into the room where his girlfriend and best friend were sitting.
"Have you seen Lita?" he asked. "I can't find her anywhere!"
"No I haven't." Chris said before looking at Steph. "I don't think Steph has either, she's been in bed all day."
"Wait. You don't know where Lita is?" Steph asked becoming slightly worried.
"No! If I knew where she was do you think I'd come here and ask you where she was? Use your brain Stephanie!" Christian screamed out.
"Hey man. Calm down!" Chris told him.
"Sorry. It's just that I'm becoming extremely frustrated! I haven't seen her in over two hours and she never told me she was going anywhere."
"Well actually, I did see her about an hour ago. She was with me and we kind of got separated. She should have been back by now." Steph said.
"When were you with Lita? I thought you were in bed all afternoon?" questioned Chris.
"Well you thought wrong, you see Lita and I-" Steph began but was cut off by the sound of someone frantically banging on the door.
"Stephanie OPEN UP!!" the voice of a very angry Lita came through, grabbing the attention of everyone occupying the room. Christian jumped up and ran to open the door. When it was opened he was pushed out of the way by his girlfriend as she charged into the other room. "I am going to KILL you!" she screamed out.
"Wh- Why?" Steph asked slightly frightened.
"Because. After you left and I finished up I went to leave and guess who came back? That's right, Trish! I hid under the bed and while I was under there, guess who else decided to show up? That's right, Randy! Now what do you think happens when you have a slutty blonde, and an egotistical player in the same room? Oh yeah that's right, babies begin to be made! And not only that, but it happened right on top of me and I heard and felt practically everything. You my dear owe me BIG TIME!" Lita screamed out before letting herself rest on the couch. Steph's eyes went wide before her lips curled up and she began to laugh uncontrollably.
"You were in the room while Randy and Trish had sex?" Steph screeched before doubling over, because of the slight pains that became present in her stomach from laughing so hard. "Oh my God! That's so funny!"
"IT IS NOT FUNNY!" Lita yelled out, as Chris and Christian joined in. "STOP LAUGHING! IT WAS TRAUMATIC!"
"I'm sorry it's just. So funny!" Steph cried out. After about 10 solid minutes, the laughing began to die down. As it stopped, Chris and Christian began to realize what exactly had just been said.
"Wait. What the hell were the two of you doing in Trish's hotel room?" Chris said, with Christian nodding in agreement to the question asked.
"Well you see. Steph and I decided to perform a little revenge of our own on the blonde bombshell. Call it the woman's touch. To her, this would be worse than a bloody beating." Lita smirked.
"Well what did you guys do?" Christian pried.
"You'll just have to wait until tomorrow to find out."
Chris and Christian looked at each other confused before being shaken from their thoughts by a tremendously loud scream. Steph and Lita looked at each other then began laughing hysterically, high fiving each other in the process.
"Mission Impossible. Accomplished." Lita said.
So that's that chapter. I hope you enjoyed it, because I did. Please review...pretty pretty please!!!
Jess