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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello and welcome to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host Someone Annoying!
S/A: *runs out on stage* HI everybody! *waves really energetically, you can tell she's had chocolate*
RAVTIAOGS 2: Your cohosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
*Kati runs on eagerly, Rosethorn walks on*
Rosethorn: *sulkily* She ate my Samoas.
Kati: Who did? *notices S/A* Shit.
All the little kids in the audience: Oooooooo! She said a bad wooooooooooooooooooord.
Kati: Oops.
Rosethorn: *tapes Kati's mouth shut* Anyway! *suddenly becoming cheerful* Our teams for today are... *nudges S/A*
S/A: Well today we have Gonff, Columbine, and Martin the Warrior!
*all fall through the roof*
Martin: REDWALLLLL! *swings sword at Kati, cuts Neal's leash off*
Rosethorn: Bad Martin! *takes sword away*
Neal: *after a moment of silence* I'm free. FREE! FREEEEEEEEEE!
Kati: *grabs him* Oh no you're not.
Rosethorn: *giggles and swings sword* I've got a SWORD, I've got a SWORD!
S/A: A sword? Where?
Rosethorn: *swings sword* Here! It's Martin's sword. I took it.
S/A: *laughs insanely*
Kati: Rosie, could you please stop swinging that thing around?
Martin: Rose? Where's Rose?
Rosethorn: WHEEEE! *sheathes sword* I'm a great warrior!
Martin: Where's Rose, I ask again!
S/A: She's not the Rose you're thinking of.
Rosethorn: I can bring her back though...if you cooperate.
Martin: Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Gonff: Who exactly are you people?
S/A: I'm Someone Annoying, but you can call me S/A.
Rosethorn: I'm Rosethorn. I'm your cohost. Do not, repeat, do not call me Rosie or kitten unless you have a death wish.
Kati: And I'm busy! *struggles to keep Neal from running away*
Rosethorn: That's Kati. The one who was until a moment ago on the leash is Neal. Kati! Here's your spare!
Kati: *grabs bright orange leash and puts it on Neal* Thanks! *huggles Nealy-poo*
S/A: Anyways....
Rosethorn: Yeah. Next team is Jareth, Hoggle, and the Old Man with the Bird Hat!
*They appear in a puff of smoke*
S/A: HEY! IT'S THE OLD GUY WITH THE BIRD FOR A HAT!
Rosethorn: No duh.
Jareth: *looks offended* What? No one likes me?
Random Fangirl from the Audience: *squeals* CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??
Jareth: Um...
Rosethorn: NO! You can't. Jareth shut up. TEAM THREE!
Kati: Please welcome Dedicates Lark, Niko, and Frostpine!
S/A: I just got the most evil Idea.
Rosethorn: Huddle! *they go into a huddle* So spill.
S/A: We make Niko wear clothes that don't match! *evil laughter*
Rosethorn: Funnnn.
Kati: *evil laughter*
Niko: *who has appeared and is behind them* Where am I?
Lark: For that matter, where are we?
Rosethorn: You're on SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Martin: REDWALLLL! *comes at them with an antenna given to him by Builder Guy*
Builder Guy: And that was for no Extra Pay!
Rosethorn: *takes antenna away and beats up Builder Guy with antenna*
Builder Guy: Owww....
Rosethorn: Categories!
S/A: Labyrinth, Cookies, Wow My Socks Are On Fire, Toilet Head, and Gee I'm A Weirdo.
Rosethorn: Are they really?
S/A: No, not really. That would be fun though.
Rosethorn: Yeah...
Kati: Team One! Pick your category!
Gonff: Why?
Columbine: Just do it! I don't want to be stuck here all day!
Gonff: Cookies.
Rosethorn: All right! You must stand exactly where you are, and read the cue card.
*points to back where there is a cue care that reads I Didn't Expect A Kind of Spanish Inquisition*
Gonff: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
*The Monty Python guys burst in, dressed in red.*
Monty Python Guy #1: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Monty Python Guy #2: Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two chief weapons are surprise and fear and a ruthless efficiency!
Monty Python Guy #2 cont.: Our three chief weapons are surprise and fear and a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! Our four...our...I'll come in again.
*they rush out*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Kati: HEY IT'S MONTY PYTHON GUYS!
Rosethorn: Yup! Ain't it wonderful?
Gonff: O_O
Kati: Poor guy. I think he's scarred for life. Oh well!
Rosethorn: Yes, we do that a lot.
S/A: Team Two! Your category choice?
Bird: WOW MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!
Kati: You aren't wearin' any socks...
Rosethorn: S/A? That's yours...
S/A: *looks at Jareth and laughs evilly*
Jareth: Uh-oh...
Kati: This'll be good.
Rosethorn: Oh, yes.
S/A: O.K. Sock-Boy, c'mere. First you have to change into that really cool white outfit you wear at the end of the movie and THEN you have to run around screaming the I'm a little teapot song!
Rosethorn: *falls over laughing and sends herself into a coma*
Kati: Great. *revives Rosethorn* How may boxes of Samoas did you have hidden that she got into?
Rosethorn: Only two. The other six stashes are hidden better.
S/A: Found those too.
Rosethorn: And the twelve in my dressing room?
S/A: No but I'll get those after the show! Thanks!
Rosethorn: You will not, because I have protective spells on my dressing room. If you go in there you'll turn into a frog.
Kati: *groans* Just go change, you royal highness.
S/A: COOL! I always wondered what it would be like to be a frog...
Rosethorn: *sighs*
*Jareth screams*
Kati: *evil laughter*
Rosethorn: So I dyed it pink. Is that such a crime?
Jareth: I am NOT coming out in this.
S/A: *drags Jareth out of the dressing room, Fangirl faints*
Rosethorn: *shrieks and claws at eyes* The pants, the pants!
Kati: *covers eyes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Old Man With Bird For A Hat: *wakes up* AHHHH! MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!
Rosethorn: They are? Oh! They are! Cool!
Kati: Wow! Why can't my socks be on fire?
S/A: Because they I washed them with fireproof laundry detergent.
Rosethorn: Smart. Someone want to put the Old Man's socks out?
Old Man: ARGGHHH! *runs around in circles and only succeeds in fanning flames more*
Bird Hat: Stop running around, you idiot! Agh!
S/A: This is funnier than seeing Jareth in his pink feathery costume!
Rosethorn: Yes it is. Perhaps we ought to let them win, just because of that.
Kati: Maybe, but we've still got team three! *turns to Niko Lark & Frostpine* What do you choose?
Niko: I fear you.
S/A: Good! *evil grin* So what catagory do you choose?
Lark: I guess we choose Labyrinth.
Jareth: That was a catagory? Why didn't we choose that?
Rosethorn: Because you're stupid and you weren't listening. *smacks Jareth's hand* Bad Goblin King.
Jareth: Oww...
Kati: *laughs*
Niko: *hides behind Lark*
Rosethorn: Huddle! *they huddle* What fiendish plan do we have this time?
S/A: We make Niko wear mismatching clothes!
Rosethorn: God, it's fun to be evil. You wanna tell him or shall I?
S/A: *bows* Go ahead!
Rosethorn: *stands up* Niko! You have to follow Kati!
Niko: Wh-Wh-Where are we going?
Kati: Somewhere special!
Jockeykid2: Rosethorn: Don't worry. You won't get hurt.
S/A: *mutters* Much.
Rosethorn: Hush, S/A
Niko: What did she say?
Kati: Nothing, just follow me.
Rosethorn: Five, four, three, two, one...
*Niko screams*
*Kati's evil laughter is heard*
Kati: Come on now. You have to come out or...you'll be stuck here FOREVER! *more evil laughter*
Niko: AHHHH! NO! *runs on stage, he is wearing hot pink, bright orange, and forest green*
Lark& Frostpine: *laugh*
Rosethorn: *giggles*
S/A: *falls to the floor in hysterical laughter*
Kati: *wipes tear from eye*
Niko: *sobs*
Lark: *pats him on the shoulder* There, there *snickers* It can't be that bad...*snickers
Niko: It's ....... horrible!
Frostpine: *mutters* glad it wasn't me...
Rosethorn: It could be worse. I'm serious. Go here: .
S/A: What's that?
Reader: Okay.....*clicks*
S/A: *shrieks*
Rosethorn: I told you it's horrible.
Kati: *faints*
S/A: *recovers* We could just take that off there you know.
Rosethorn: True. But if that doesn't send our ratings up nothing will.
Neal: I can't believe it! *tugs on leash* She's still got a death grip on this thing and she's unconscious!
Rosethorn: Well, she is drooling over you, so...
S/A: *laughs* Okay guys, who won?
Rosethorn: Err...
Kati: Errr...
Jareth: Us.
Rosethorn: *shrug* Yeah, all right.
Jareth: What do we win?
S/A: Nothing.
Rosethorn: Oh, and Martin? Consolation prize...*snaps fingers, Rose appears*
Martin: Rose!
Rose: Martin!
Rosethorn: Awwwwww......
S/A: This is making me gag, lets get out of here!
Jareth: Why don't I get a prize? He got one!
Rosethorn: Fine. *snaps fingers, Sarah appears*
Sarah: Where am I?
Jareth: *stares*
Rosethorn: On Someone Annoying's Game Show, but not as a contestant, you're a prize. Say hello to His Royal Tightness.
Sarah: What's he doing here?
Jareth: Hello, Sarah.
Sarah: Jeez! What do I have to do to get away from you? First I run through your stupid Labyrinth to get back my stupid little half-brother and then there's all the fanfic authors hounding me and - and - *burst into tears*
S/A: Okaay...........*snaps fingers, Sarah and Jareth disappear* Anyways! We've got to go!
Kati: Ya'll come back now, y'hear?
RAVTIAOGS 2: Tune in next time for Someone Annoying's Game Show!
*~*~*~*~*~* Hope you all liked! ~Libby & Rosethorn
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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello and welcome to Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host Someone Annoying!
S/A: *runs out on stage* HI everybody! *waves really energetically, you can tell she's had chocolate*
RAVTIAOGS 2: Your cohosts, Kati and Rosethorn!
*Kati runs on eagerly, Rosethorn walks on*
Rosethorn: *sulkily* She ate my Samoas.
Kati: Who did? *notices S/A* Shit.
All the little kids in the audience: Oooooooo! She said a bad wooooooooooooooooooord.
Kati: Oops.
Rosethorn: *tapes Kati's mouth shut* Anyway! *suddenly becoming cheerful* Our teams for today are... *nudges S/A*
S/A: Well today we have Gonff, Columbine, and Martin the Warrior!
*all fall through the roof*
Martin: REDWALLLLL! *swings sword at Kati, cuts Neal's leash off*
Rosethorn: Bad Martin! *takes sword away*
Neal: *after a moment of silence* I'm free. FREE! FREEEEEEEEEE!
Kati: *grabs him* Oh no you're not.
Rosethorn: *giggles and swings sword* I've got a SWORD, I've got a SWORD!
S/A: A sword? Where?
Rosethorn: *swings sword* Here! It's Martin's sword. I took it.
S/A: *laughs insanely*
Kati: Rosie, could you please stop swinging that thing around?
Martin: Rose? Where's Rose?
Rosethorn: WHEEEE! *sheathes sword* I'm a great warrior!
Martin: Where's Rose, I ask again!
S/A: She's not the Rose you're thinking of.
Rosethorn: I can bring her back though...if you cooperate.
Martin: Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Gonff: Who exactly are you people?
S/A: I'm Someone Annoying, but you can call me S/A.
Rosethorn: I'm Rosethorn. I'm your cohost. Do not, repeat, do not call me Rosie or kitten unless you have a death wish.
Kati: And I'm busy! *struggles to keep Neal from running away*
Rosethorn: That's Kati. The one who was until a moment ago on the leash is Neal. Kati! Here's your spare!
Kati: *grabs bright orange leash and puts it on Neal* Thanks! *huggles Nealy-poo*
S/A: Anyways....
Rosethorn: Yeah. Next team is Jareth, Hoggle, and the Old Man with the Bird Hat!
*They appear in a puff of smoke*
S/A: HEY! IT'S THE OLD GUY WITH THE BIRD FOR A HAT!
Rosethorn: No duh.
Jareth: *looks offended* What? No one likes me?
Random Fangirl from the Audience: *squeals* CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??
Jareth: Um...
Rosethorn: NO! You can't. Jareth shut up. TEAM THREE!
Kati: Please welcome Dedicates Lark, Niko, and Frostpine!
S/A: I just got the most evil Idea.
Rosethorn: Huddle! *they go into a huddle* So spill.
S/A: We make Niko wear clothes that don't match! *evil laughter*
Rosethorn: Funnnn.
Kati: *evil laughter*
Niko: *who has appeared and is behind them* Where am I?
Lark: For that matter, where are we?
Rosethorn: You're on SOMEONE ANNOYING'S GAME SHOW!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: *evil grin*
Martin: REDWALLLL! *comes at them with an antenna given to him by Builder Guy*
Builder Guy: And that was for no Extra Pay!
Rosethorn: *takes antenna away and beats up Builder Guy with antenna*
Builder Guy: Owww....
Rosethorn: Categories!
S/A: Labyrinth, Cookies, Wow My Socks Are On Fire, Toilet Head, and Gee I'm A Weirdo.
Rosethorn: Are they really?
S/A: No, not really. That would be fun though.
Rosethorn: Yeah...
Kati: Team One! Pick your category!
Gonff: Why?
Columbine: Just do it! I don't want to be stuck here all day!
Gonff: Cookies.
Rosethorn: All right! You must stand exactly where you are, and read the cue card.
*points to back where there is a cue care that reads I Didn't Expect A Kind of Spanish Inquisition*
Gonff: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
*The Monty Python guys burst in, dressed in red.*
Monty Python Guy #1: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Monty Python Guy #2: Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two chief weapons are surprise and fear and a ruthless efficiency!
Monty Python Guy #2 cont.: Our three chief weapons are surprise and fear and a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! Our four...our...I'll come in again.
*they rush out*
S/A: *laughs hysterically*
Kati: HEY IT'S MONTY PYTHON GUYS!
Rosethorn: Yup! Ain't it wonderful?
Gonff: O_O
Kati: Poor guy. I think he's scarred for life. Oh well!
Rosethorn: Yes, we do that a lot.
S/A: Team Two! Your category choice?
Bird: WOW MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!
Kati: You aren't wearin' any socks...
Rosethorn: S/A? That's yours...
S/A: *looks at Jareth and laughs evilly*
Jareth: Uh-oh...
Kati: This'll be good.
Rosethorn: Oh, yes.
S/A: O.K. Sock-Boy, c'mere. First you have to change into that really cool white outfit you wear at the end of the movie and THEN you have to run around screaming the I'm a little teapot song!
Rosethorn: *falls over laughing and sends herself into a coma*
Kati: Great. *revives Rosethorn* How may boxes of Samoas did you have hidden that she got into?
Rosethorn: Only two. The other six stashes are hidden better.
S/A: Found those too.
Rosethorn: And the twelve in my dressing room?
S/A: No but I'll get those after the show! Thanks!
Rosethorn: You will not, because I have protective spells on my dressing room. If you go in there you'll turn into a frog.
Kati: *groans* Just go change, you royal highness.
S/A: COOL! I always wondered what it would be like to be a frog...
Rosethorn: *sighs*
*Jareth screams*
Kati: *evil laughter*
Rosethorn: So I dyed it pink. Is that such a crime?
Jareth: I am NOT coming out in this.
S/A: *drags Jareth out of the dressing room, Fangirl faints*
Rosethorn: *shrieks and claws at eyes* The pants, the pants!
Kati: *covers eyes* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Old Man With Bird For A Hat: *wakes up* AHHHH! MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!
Rosethorn: They are? Oh! They are! Cool!
Kati: Wow! Why can't my socks be on fire?
S/A: Because they I washed them with fireproof laundry detergent.
Rosethorn: Smart. Someone want to put the Old Man's socks out?
Old Man: ARGGHHH! *runs around in circles and only succeeds in fanning flames more*
Bird Hat: Stop running around, you idiot! Agh!
S/A: This is funnier than seeing Jareth in his pink feathery costume!
Rosethorn: Yes it is. Perhaps we ought to let them win, just because of that.
Kati: Maybe, but we've still got team three! *turns to Niko Lark & Frostpine* What do you choose?
Niko: I fear you.
S/A: Good! *evil grin* So what catagory do you choose?
Lark: I guess we choose Labyrinth.
Jareth: That was a catagory? Why didn't we choose that?
Rosethorn: Because you're stupid and you weren't listening. *smacks Jareth's hand* Bad Goblin King.
Jareth: Oww...
Kati: *laughs*
Niko: *hides behind Lark*
Rosethorn: Huddle! *they huddle* What fiendish plan do we have this time?
S/A: We make Niko wear mismatching clothes!
Rosethorn: God, it's fun to be evil. You wanna tell him or shall I?
S/A: *bows* Go ahead!
Rosethorn: *stands up* Niko! You have to follow Kati!
Niko: Wh-Wh-Where are we going?
Kati: Somewhere special!
Jockeykid2: Rosethorn: Don't worry. You won't get hurt.
S/A: *mutters* Much.
Rosethorn: Hush, S/A
Niko: What did she say?
Kati: Nothing, just follow me.
Rosethorn: Five, four, three, two, one...
*Niko screams*
*Kati's evil laughter is heard*
Kati: Come on now. You have to come out or...you'll be stuck here FOREVER! *more evil laughter*
Niko: AHHHH! NO! *runs on stage, he is wearing hot pink, bright orange, and forest green*
Lark& Frostpine: *laugh*
Rosethorn: *giggles*
S/A: *falls to the floor in hysterical laughter*
Kati: *wipes tear from eye*
Niko: *sobs*
Lark: *pats him on the shoulder* There, there *snickers* It can't be that bad...*snickers
Niko: It's ....... horrible!
Frostpine: *mutters* glad it wasn't me...
Rosethorn: It could be worse. I'm serious. Go here: .
S/A: What's that?
Reader: Okay.....*clicks*
S/A: *shrieks*
Rosethorn: I told you it's horrible.
Kati: *faints*
S/A: *recovers* We could just take that off there you know.
Rosethorn: True. But if that doesn't send our ratings up nothing will.
Neal: I can't believe it! *tugs on leash* She's still got a death grip on this thing and she's unconscious!
Rosethorn: Well, she is drooling over you, so...
S/A: *laughs* Okay guys, who won?
Rosethorn: Err...
Kati: Errr...
Jareth: Us.
Rosethorn: *shrug* Yeah, all right.
Jareth: What do we win?
S/A: Nothing.
Rosethorn: Oh, and Martin? Consolation prize...*snaps fingers, Rose appears*
Martin: Rose!
Rose: Martin!
Rosethorn: Awwwwww......
S/A: This is making me gag, lets get out of here!
Jareth: Why don't I get a prize? He got one!
Rosethorn: Fine. *snaps fingers, Sarah appears*
Sarah: Where am I?
Jareth: *stares*
Rosethorn: On Someone Annoying's Game Show, but not as a contestant, you're a prize. Say hello to His Royal Tightness.
Sarah: What's he doing here?
Jareth: Hello, Sarah.
Sarah: Jeez! What do I have to do to get away from you? First I run through your stupid Labyrinth to get back my stupid little half-brother and then there's all the fanfic authors hounding me and - and - *burst into tears*
S/A: Okaay...........*snaps fingers, Sarah and Jareth disappear* Anyways! We've got to go!
Kati: Ya'll come back now, y'hear?
RAVTIAOGS 2: Tune in next time for Someone Annoying's Game Show!
*~*~*~*~*~* Hope you all liked! ~Libby & Rosethorn