Chapter 5- The Funky Song
A/N I do not own Sabrina or that song A/N The previous was supposed to be the disclaimer and I'm too lazy to hit backspace A/N Thanks for reading and please review!
"Shake your whammin' fanny, funky song, funky song. Shake your whammin' fanny fuuuunky sooong..."
Harvey cocked his head at the sound of this familiar tune and got off the couch to try and find the source of the sound. He realized that it was coming from the kitchen in the great big manor and walked into there from the living room. He smiled and leaned against the frame of the doorway as he watched Sabrina preparing a little lunch for the two of them while dancing around.
"I never knew what an incredible dancer you were," Harvey laughed.
Sabrina dropped the two liter bottle of Coca Cola (luckily it was still closed!) and groaned, "Oh man you saw me?? For how long?"
"Hmm...maybe a minute and a half."
"Oh good. Then you missed my attempt at a pirouette...that's how I lost the first bottle of pop (that one wasn't closed). Oh well."
"Haha. I can't believe you still have this CD!"
"I know! Me neither. I was cleaning my closet yesterday and I came across a bunch of old stuff, and among it all was my Brothers Chump CD."
"Wow," Harvey said picking up the case, "I must have listened to this thing a hundred times a week! I wonder if mine's still around somewhere. What else did ya find?"
"Well, I found that pink sequined dress from the time I was "Magic Joel's" assistant. Do you remember that?"
"Refresh my memory?"
"Arghh! You really DON'T pay attention!" Sabrina laughed exasperatedly, "I took up the job of his assistant so I would be less available and more desirable...to you," she admitted.
"Now I remember. He ruined Mr. Pool's favorite tie!"
"That's not the half of it. In our big finish I was supposed to make him "disappear" ...only he really DID disappear... Now, I know you can't possibly remember that, but ...is there anything else about that day you DO remember?"
"No, should I?" Harvey questioned, concealing a grin.
"It would have been nice, but don't worry about it... It's not a big deal," Sabrina sighed.
"Not a big deal? You think that the first time I asked you out on a date isn't a big deal? I think we need to talk," Harvey smirked. "You do remember!" Sabrina squealed as she threw her arms around him and gave him a great, big hug while Harvey mimicked wiping sweat from his brow.
"Was there anything else you found?" Harvey asked, adding "something that would land me in less trouble if I forgot?" in his thoughts.
"Well, most of it is just magical stuff. Like a tomorrow ball, my old handbook, your cage from when you were a frog..." Sabrina cringed as she said the last one aloud.
"When I was a ... frog??"
"Yeah..." Sabrina managed.
"Come again?"
"Well, the thing is that the first time a witch kisses a mortal the mortal turns into an amphibian: in your case, a frog."
Harvey nodded.
"Since, I'm half mortal there was a fifty-fifty chance that I could kiss you and that you would stay a human. That's why I kept flipping a coin all night, so check the odds."
"You WERE acting particularly strange that night."
"Hey," Sabrina smacked Harvey playfully, "well I'll give you that one, I DID transmogulfy you. Anyways, I really wanted to kiss you and just as we were about to remain "just friends" I decided to go for it and I kissed you...and then you were green and started ribbiting. Then my aunts told me about the True Love Clause."
"True Love Clause? What's that?"
"Well, if you kiss a mortal and he turns into a frog you can take a test: the True Love test. If you pass, then the mortal returns to its normal self, and if not...well then the witch would turn into a frog."
"So you took a pretty big risk, huh?"
"I had to! And I had a feeling that it was true love."
Harvey smiled and asked, "What was the test like?"
"There were three parts. The first part was easy because I knew about your love for all things symmetrical."
"Like your face," Harvey grinned.
Sabrina laughed and continued, "Then they tried to tempt me with this other guy, but they couldn't. And then came the third part. They even made me choose the kind of frog I wanted to be if I failed the last section. I had to get to you and save you. The only way was across this rickety old bridge that just happened to be above 20 story high flames, but I still jumped for you and you caught me, only you were a hologram."
"Wow, you did all that for me?"
"Of course I did. But the worst part came next. You were still a frog and I had to take you back to the car and I had to kiss you in all your frog- shaped glory. But then..."
"Yes?"
"I finally got my first real kiss...you know without the guy turning into a slimy creature."
"Remind me again how it went?"
Harvey put his hand behind Sabrina's head as she leaned forward and kissed him.
A/N Thanks for reading! I hope you liked it. Please review if you get a chance. Thanks!
A/N I do not own Sabrina or that song A/N The previous was supposed to be the disclaimer and I'm too lazy to hit backspace A/N Thanks for reading and please review!
"Shake your whammin' fanny, funky song, funky song. Shake your whammin' fanny fuuuunky sooong..."
Harvey cocked his head at the sound of this familiar tune and got off the couch to try and find the source of the sound. He realized that it was coming from the kitchen in the great big manor and walked into there from the living room. He smiled and leaned against the frame of the doorway as he watched Sabrina preparing a little lunch for the two of them while dancing around.
"I never knew what an incredible dancer you were," Harvey laughed.
Sabrina dropped the two liter bottle of Coca Cola (luckily it was still closed!) and groaned, "Oh man you saw me?? For how long?"
"Hmm...maybe a minute and a half."
"Oh good. Then you missed my attempt at a pirouette...that's how I lost the first bottle of pop (that one wasn't closed). Oh well."
"Haha. I can't believe you still have this CD!"
"I know! Me neither. I was cleaning my closet yesterday and I came across a bunch of old stuff, and among it all was my Brothers Chump CD."
"Wow," Harvey said picking up the case, "I must have listened to this thing a hundred times a week! I wonder if mine's still around somewhere. What else did ya find?"
"Well, I found that pink sequined dress from the time I was "Magic Joel's" assistant. Do you remember that?"
"Refresh my memory?"
"Arghh! You really DON'T pay attention!" Sabrina laughed exasperatedly, "I took up the job of his assistant so I would be less available and more desirable...to you," she admitted.
"Now I remember. He ruined Mr. Pool's favorite tie!"
"That's not the half of it. In our big finish I was supposed to make him "disappear" ...only he really DID disappear... Now, I know you can't possibly remember that, but ...is there anything else about that day you DO remember?"
"No, should I?" Harvey questioned, concealing a grin.
"It would have been nice, but don't worry about it... It's not a big deal," Sabrina sighed.
"Not a big deal? You think that the first time I asked you out on a date isn't a big deal? I think we need to talk," Harvey smirked. "You do remember!" Sabrina squealed as she threw her arms around him and gave him a great, big hug while Harvey mimicked wiping sweat from his brow.
"Was there anything else you found?" Harvey asked, adding "something that would land me in less trouble if I forgot?" in his thoughts.
"Well, most of it is just magical stuff. Like a tomorrow ball, my old handbook, your cage from when you were a frog..." Sabrina cringed as she said the last one aloud.
"When I was a ... frog??"
"Yeah..." Sabrina managed.
"Come again?"
"Well, the thing is that the first time a witch kisses a mortal the mortal turns into an amphibian: in your case, a frog."
Harvey nodded.
"Since, I'm half mortal there was a fifty-fifty chance that I could kiss you and that you would stay a human. That's why I kept flipping a coin all night, so check the odds."
"You WERE acting particularly strange that night."
"Hey," Sabrina smacked Harvey playfully, "well I'll give you that one, I DID transmogulfy you. Anyways, I really wanted to kiss you and just as we were about to remain "just friends" I decided to go for it and I kissed you...and then you were green and started ribbiting. Then my aunts told me about the True Love Clause."
"True Love Clause? What's that?"
"Well, if you kiss a mortal and he turns into a frog you can take a test: the True Love test. If you pass, then the mortal returns to its normal self, and if not...well then the witch would turn into a frog."
"So you took a pretty big risk, huh?"
"I had to! And I had a feeling that it was true love."
Harvey smiled and asked, "What was the test like?"
"There were three parts. The first part was easy because I knew about your love for all things symmetrical."
"Like your face," Harvey grinned.
Sabrina laughed and continued, "Then they tried to tempt me with this other guy, but they couldn't. And then came the third part. They even made me choose the kind of frog I wanted to be if I failed the last section. I had to get to you and save you. The only way was across this rickety old bridge that just happened to be above 20 story high flames, but I still jumped for you and you caught me, only you were a hologram."
"Wow, you did all that for me?"
"Of course I did. But the worst part came next. You were still a frog and I had to take you back to the car and I had to kiss you in all your frog- shaped glory. But then..."
"Yes?"
"I finally got my first real kiss...you know without the guy turning into a slimy creature."
"Remind me again how it went?"
Harvey put his hand behind Sabrina's head as she leaned forward and kissed him.
A/N Thanks for reading! I hope you liked it. Please review if you get a chance. Thanks!