*sigh* must I tell you people this again, and again? YOU MUST REVIEW! YOU
WILL REVIEW OR I WILL POUR MY LIVEWIRE MOUNTAIN DEW ON YOUR HEAD! Got
that?!? ~Libby
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Audience: *chants* SAGS! SAGS! SAGS!
RAVIAOGS 2: And now, it's time for the one and only Someone Annoying's Game Show!
S/A: *runs out on stage* AGH! Wrong door! *runs back offstage*
Rosethorn: Er...S/A?
S/A: Hmm?
Rosethorn: You're supposed to be on.
S/A: Oops. *comes back on stage* Sorry! *grins*
Audience *looks confused*
Rosethorn: *wanders on* Hallo all. *stares at piece of paper in her hand and drools*
Kati: Who's that?
Rosethorn: Cismfn fomsf. *swallows drool* Colin Firth.
Kati: EEEEE!*grabs paper*
Rosethorn: NOOOO! My picture! *steals back*
Kati: *steals picture again*
Rosethorn: *steals back*
*they fight over the picture*
S/A: O_O
RAVTIAOGS: O_O
Audience: O_O
Tech Person: *drools over own copy of picture*
Meriadoc is MINE: S/A: Okaaay....
Rosethorn: *snatches picture back* HA! *stuffs it down her front*
RAVTIOGS: Ohhkay...and our first team is Mr. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy and Mr. Wickham!
Rosethorn and Kati: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Mr. Darcy! ::faint::
S/A: *sighs and shakes her head, team one appears in a puff of smoke* Hello, welcome to Someone Annoying's game show, I'm Someone Annoying, and those two just fainted over you. *last bit said to Mr. Darcy*
Mr. Darcy: *edges behind Elizabeth, who looks territorial*
S/A: *laughs and revives Kati and Rosethorn*
Rosethorn: *drools*
S/A: Okay! Team two! Please welcome the Phantom of the Opera, Christine Daae, and Raoul
Kati: Hey, two love triangles. Look at that.
Elizabeth: *snide glance at Wickham* Well, with Wickham it was more like sheer idiocy on my part, and utter and complete arrogance on his.
S/A: *laughs*
Christine: Where am I?
S/A: *sings* He there, the Phantom of the Opera! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rosethorn: You said it, girlfriend.*joins in* THINK OF ME/THINK OF ME FONDLY/WHEN WE'VE SAID GOODBYE! Oh, and Raoul? Nice singing voice. Really. Christine, watch those high notes. You go all shrill. Phantom...*big googoo eyes* If I ask real nice will you sing Music of the Night for me?
Raoul: *backs away, slowly*
S/A: *to Phantom* Yeah, pleeeeease?
Kati: *scornful look* She's not interested in you, dumbhead. She's in love with Briar. Or Faramir. Or possibly Mr. Darcy.
Rosethorn: All of the above, Alex, please!
S/A: *sniff, sniff*
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
Mr. Darcy: Yes, do. You interrupted us. *glares as only Mr. Darcy can*
Rosethorn: *swoons*
S/A: *sighs* O.K., and Team Three is Daja, Tris and Sandry.
*they fall through the roof*
Tris: Oh no.
Kati: *evilly* Oh yes.
Sandry: Didn't Briar tell us about this place?
S/A: Most likely. Were there very evil people who made other people do evil things?
Sandry: That was pretty much how he described it, yeah.
Daja: He also said something about a girl who kept flirting with him.
Rosethorn: *revives* Me!
Kati: *laughs*
Neal: Who's Briar?
Kati: That was before you came on.
Rosethorn: *catches sight of Mr. Darcy again and drools*
Wickham: Don't I get anyone drooling at me???
Rosethorn: No. You're a bastard. *goes back to drooling*
S/A: *is kind of confused* O.K.....
Daja: What are we doing here anyway?
Kati: Ddn't Briar tell you? You're playing a game show, as in on live TV *mutters* even though no-one watches us anymore*
Audience: We do!
S/A: Well of course you do. We've tied you to your seats.
Kati: Heh, heh...didi I mention that we're on live TV, as in THE CAMREAS ARE ON!
S/A: Ooops.
Rosethorn: Right. Anyway. CATEGORIES! Are: Stir-Fry, Wickham is a Bastard, Colin Firth is Gorgeous, We All Scream, For Ice Cream, and Problems.
S/A:*laughs at the last catagory, an audience member walks in late*
Little Kid In The Audience: Oooooo! You got here laaaaaate!
Late Audience Member: Shut up! *sits down*
Rosethorn: Silence from the audience PLEASE! Now. Team one. What will your category be?
Kati: *in a demonic voice* CHOOSE! CHOOSE A CATAGORY!
Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy: Wickham is a bastard.
Wickham: I feel so unloved! *pouts*
Rosethorn: *smacks* Shut up.
S/A: O.K.! What do we make them do?
Rosethorn: Nothing to Mr. Darcy! Because he's scrumptious and I have confidence in Elizabeth to kill us both if he gets hurt. Ditto for her. Minus the scrumptious part, that is.
Kati: *laughs* So what do we do to the bastard?
Rosethorn: Something painful?
Kati: Oooooooh. Painful is good!
Rosethorn and Kati: S/A?
S/A: *mumbling something about the voodoo doll in her closet*
Kati: Let's just leave her alone for a while.
Rosethorn: Yeah. Er.
Kati: Anyways, you know them best, so what do we do?
Rosethorn: Er...I can't think of anything so my sophy will decide the punishment!
Sophy: *walks on*
S/A: *snaps out of her voodoo chant* Who're you?
Rosethorn: She's my sophmore. *ahem* SOPHY!
Sophy: Freshie! *hugs*
Rosethorn: You get to pick something painful to do to Wickham-the-Bastard!
Sophy: Yay!
S/A: *laughs*
Kati: So what do you choose?
Sophy: Shove him into a corset and have some pompous jerk break HIS heart! Or else just shove him into a corset.
Rosethorn: And castrate him! Weeheehee!
S/A: Okay! *grabs corset out of closet trying to hide voodoo doll*
Rosethorn: What's with the voodoo doll?
S/A: Nothin- I mean, what voodoo doll? I don't have a voodoo doll of my worst enemy hidden in my closet. if that's what you're thinking.
Rosethorn: Oh.
Kati: Anyways. * takes corset and advances on Wickham*
Wickham: *nervously* What are you doing with that thing?
Kati: Nothing.*shoves it on him and des up the laces in record time, setting a Guinness world record*
Wickham: AIGHH! What is this torture device?
Kati: It's the corset that S/A had to wear for a medievil fair at her school.
Rosethorn: *winces in sympathy*
S/A: It was my torture and now it's yours. Hey, Kati, do you realize you set a world record?
Kati: Really? Wow!
*Sophy and Rosethorn clap*
Kati: *bows*
Raoul: Excuse me ladies, but may I ask what we're doing here?
Rosethorn: Quiet, you.
Kati: Wait your turn!
Christine: What are we doing?
Abby (my friend): *jumps up from the audience* IT'S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
Rosethorn: QUIET! ALL of you! Especially you, you empty-headed, shrill- voiced, peabrain of a girl!
Abby: *looks offended*
Rosethorn: Not you, her!
Abby: Oh! Good insult by the way. *rounds on Christine* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING LEAVING HIM LIKE THAT? HE WAS INFATUATED WITH YOU! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT? *runs over and gives Phantom a hug*
Rosethorn: *pleased* Why thank you. I happen to agree with you, by the way. I think Christine and Raoul deserve each other. *scowls at them* Now, Eric honey, you deserve something better.
Abby: Like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *clings to him*
Rosethorn: *pries Abby off* Hang on a second. We need to finish with Wickham first. *grins and waves Anakin's pink sundress*
S/A: *laughs hysterically, all three host advance on Wickham*
Wickham: What are you...get away... *all converge on him and hide him from view* AUGHHHHHH!!!!
Abby: *laughs evilly*
*unconverge. Wickham is wearing the sundress and looking totally miserable. Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy are leaning on each other, laughing their heads off.*
S/A: O.K. now on to team two!
Kati: TEAM TWO! What is your category?
Raoul: *stupidly* Problems!
Rosethorn: What fiendish plan did we have for him?
S/A: We should try to make them win and give Abby to the Phantom ad a prize. She'd be thrilled. Or we could see if Abby is compatible to the Phantom that would be funny.
Rosethorn: Erm. Let's lock Raoul and Christine in the same room and make him listen to her sing! Then we can make the Phantom play Music of the Night for us. *sighs happily*
S/A: Good idea. I'll say it. Okay. Raoul, Christine, go in there. Christine, I want you to sing 'Think of Me' over and over and over.
Raoul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rosethorn: Quit it with the Luke impression!
S/A: *grins* Just go. *they do so* Now, Erik, would you please sing Music of the Night for us?
Rosethorn, Kati, and Abby: PLEASE? *Bambi-eyes*
Phantom: *sees Abby* Um.........
Abby: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Rosethorn: You can keep her. You'll like her. Honest!
Abby: I'll do whatever you say!
Phantom: I do not think that this would be a good idea.
Kati: Oh, c'mon! It's not like you're on live TV or anything.
Audience: YES HE IS!
Kati: Oh, right...
Rosethorn: If you don't play it...we'll...we'll...uh...give you to Abby for the rest of eternity!
Abby: Are you saying that's bad?
Phantom: O.K.! I'll sing it! *sings the music of the night*
Rosethorn: *falls asleep with smile on her face*
Kati: *does the same*
S/A: *smiles evilly and waits till the end of the song to wake them up*
Abby: *faints*
Rosethorn: *yawn* Sorry 'bout that, it's just that I listen to Music of the Night to fall asleep, since it's so prettyful.
Abby: *looks dazed* I love that song...
Rosethorn: Me too. Will not sing it, though. We have another team to get to..
Sandry: Wow. He has a good voice.
Abby: Yeah....*drifts off into daydreams*
Tris: *lightening hair* I am not doing anything stupid like they had too. *points at Wickham*
Rosethorn: Relax. We hate Wickham. We like you. *in best game-show voice* Tris, Daja and Sandry! Which door will *you* choose?
Daja: Um.....
S/A: So, what catagory?
Tris: Er....stir fry?
S/A: *laughs evilly*
Tris: *Lightning hair*
S/A: *stops laughing*
Rosethorn: Wasn't that last week?
Kati: Nope!
Rosethorn:....I could have sworn it was last week...
S/A: Huddle! *whispers* So what do we do?
Rosethorn: ....I really thought stir fry was last week.
S/A: We've established that. So what do we do?
Kati: Er....er...
S/A: We can't do anything really mean, because Tris will set the building on fire.
Kati: Point.
Rosethorn: ....but stir fry was last week...
S/A: No it wasn't!
Kati: Er...actually, Rosethorn, I think she's right. Look at the categories. *points*
Rosethorn: *reads* Oh.
S/A: See? But we still have a problem.
Kati: What?
S/A: What do we do? They'll hurt us!
Rosethorn: Er....ask them to tell us about Rosethorn and Crane?
S/A: O.K. I think that's safe.
Kati: *to girls* So, you guys, what's happening with Rosethorn (the real one) and Crane?
Sandry: There's another Rosethorn?
Rosethorn: *waves*
Sandry: Oh.
Kati: Her name isn't really Rosethorn, we just call her that. So what's the scoop?
Sandry: *giggles*
Daja: They're *besotted.* It's *disgusting*. I never want to see a couple that in love again. *mimes throwing up*
S/A: *laughs hysterically* Now Rosethorn lovesick would be priceless! Is Briar mad that we forgot to let him hang us by our toes from the well?
Tris: Uh. Yeah. A lot. Oh well.
Kati: We can go after the show.
Rosethorn: As if!
S/A: *teasingly* I thought you liked Briar!
Rosethorn: NOPE! In love with my wonderful Darren now....*sighs dreamily*
S/A & Kati: *both raise an eyebrow*
Rosethorn: Don't ask cause I ain't telling.
S/A: Okay. Anyways, it's really bad there?
Sandry: YES!
Tris: Hey! It's their fault Rosethorn and Crane got together in the first place!
Rosethorn: Cool. Bye. *Tris, Sandry and Daja disappear*
S/A: *hails Rosethorn* You just saved us from a fatal disaster.
Rosethorn: Eh? I just wanted to get rid of them because I'm getting a headache.
Kati: Oh. Well thanks, anyways!
Rosethorn: 'sokay. Are we done? I need Tylenol.
S/A: WAIT! Who won?
Kati: Can anybody read that? *points to smudge on cue card*
Cue Card Guy: I can't even read that!
Rosethorn: Eh...everybody wins except Wickham, Christine and Raoul.
S/A: Hey, where's Abby and the Phantom?
Rosethorn: *shrug* They disappeared when we were questioning Team three. I'd rather not think about what they were doing.
S/A: *winces* Yeah. Okay everyone, hope you enjoyed the show! *all exit*
*~*~*~*~*~* THANK YEW, THANK YEW! ~Libby & Rosethorn
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Audience: *chants* SAGS! SAGS! SAGS!
RAVIAOGS 2: And now, it's time for the one and only Someone Annoying's Game Show!
S/A: *runs out on stage* AGH! Wrong door! *runs back offstage*
Rosethorn: Er...S/A?
S/A: Hmm?
Rosethorn: You're supposed to be on.
S/A: Oops. *comes back on stage* Sorry! *grins*
Audience *looks confused*
Rosethorn: *wanders on* Hallo all. *stares at piece of paper in her hand and drools*
Kati: Who's that?
Rosethorn: Cismfn fomsf. *swallows drool* Colin Firth.
Kati: EEEEE!*grabs paper*
Rosethorn: NOOOO! My picture! *steals back*
Kati: *steals picture again*
Rosethorn: *steals back*
*they fight over the picture*
S/A: O_O
RAVTIAOGS: O_O
Audience: O_O
Tech Person: *drools over own copy of picture*
Meriadoc is MINE: S/A: Okaaay....
Rosethorn: *snatches picture back* HA! *stuffs it down her front*
RAVTIOGS: Ohhkay...and our first team is Mr. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy and Mr. Wickham!
Rosethorn and Kati: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! Mr. Darcy! ::faint::
S/A: *sighs and shakes her head, team one appears in a puff of smoke* Hello, welcome to Someone Annoying's game show, I'm Someone Annoying, and those two just fainted over you. *last bit said to Mr. Darcy*
Mr. Darcy: *edges behind Elizabeth, who looks territorial*
S/A: *laughs and revives Kati and Rosethorn*
Rosethorn: *drools*
S/A: Okay! Team two! Please welcome the Phantom of the Opera, Christine Daae, and Raoul
Kati: Hey, two love triangles. Look at that.
Elizabeth: *snide glance at Wickham* Well, with Wickham it was more like sheer idiocy on my part, and utter and complete arrogance on his.
S/A: *laughs*
Christine: Where am I?
S/A: *sings* He there, the Phantom of the Opera! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rosethorn: You said it, girlfriend.*joins in* THINK OF ME/THINK OF ME FONDLY/WHEN WE'VE SAID GOODBYE! Oh, and Raoul? Nice singing voice. Really. Christine, watch those high notes. You go all shrill. Phantom...*big googoo eyes* If I ask real nice will you sing Music of the Night for me?
Raoul: *backs away, slowly*
S/A: *to Phantom* Yeah, pleeeeease?
Kati: *scornful look* She's not interested in you, dumbhead. She's in love with Briar. Or Faramir. Or possibly Mr. Darcy.
Rosethorn: All of the above, Alex, please!
S/A: *sniff, sniff*
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
Mr. Darcy: Yes, do. You interrupted us. *glares as only Mr. Darcy can*
Rosethorn: *swoons*
S/A: *sighs* O.K., and Team Three is Daja, Tris and Sandry.
*they fall through the roof*
Tris: Oh no.
Kati: *evilly* Oh yes.
Sandry: Didn't Briar tell us about this place?
S/A: Most likely. Were there very evil people who made other people do evil things?
Sandry: That was pretty much how he described it, yeah.
Daja: He also said something about a girl who kept flirting with him.
Rosethorn: *revives* Me!
Kati: *laughs*
Neal: Who's Briar?
Kati: That was before you came on.
Rosethorn: *catches sight of Mr. Darcy again and drools*
Wickham: Don't I get anyone drooling at me???
Rosethorn: No. You're a bastard. *goes back to drooling*
S/A: *is kind of confused* O.K.....
Daja: What are we doing here anyway?
Kati: Ddn't Briar tell you? You're playing a game show, as in on live TV *mutters* even though no-one watches us anymore*
Audience: We do!
S/A: Well of course you do. We've tied you to your seats.
Kati: Heh, heh...didi I mention that we're on live TV, as in THE CAMREAS ARE ON!
S/A: Ooops.
Rosethorn: Right. Anyway. CATEGORIES! Are: Stir-Fry, Wickham is a Bastard, Colin Firth is Gorgeous, We All Scream, For Ice Cream, and Problems.
S/A:*laughs at the last catagory, an audience member walks in late*
Little Kid In The Audience: Oooooo! You got here laaaaaate!
Late Audience Member: Shut up! *sits down*
Rosethorn: Silence from the audience PLEASE! Now. Team one. What will your category be?
Kati: *in a demonic voice* CHOOSE! CHOOSE A CATAGORY!
Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy: Wickham is a bastard.
Wickham: I feel so unloved! *pouts*
Rosethorn: *smacks* Shut up.
S/A: O.K.! What do we make them do?
Rosethorn: Nothing to Mr. Darcy! Because he's scrumptious and I have confidence in Elizabeth to kill us both if he gets hurt. Ditto for her. Minus the scrumptious part, that is.
Kati: *laughs* So what do we do to the bastard?
Rosethorn: Something painful?
Kati: Oooooooh. Painful is good!
Rosethorn and Kati: S/A?
S/A: *mumbling something about the voodoo doll in her closet*
Kati: Let's just leave her alone for a while.
Rosethorn: Yeah. Er.
Kati: Anyways, you know them best, so what do we do?
Rosethorn: Er...I can't think of anything so my sophy will decide the punishment!
Sophy: *walks on*
S/A: *snaps out of her voodoo chant* Who're you?
Rosethorn: She's my sophmore. *ahem* SOPHY!
Sophy: Freshie! *hugs*
Rosethorn: You get to pick something painful to do to Wickham-the-Bastard!
Sophy: Yay!
S/A: *laughs*
Kati: So what do you choose?
Sophy: Shove him into a corset and have some pompous jerk break HIS heart! Or else just shove him into a corset.
Rosethorn: And castrate him! Weeheehee!
S/A: Okay! *grabs corset out of closet trying to hide voodoo doll*
Rosethorn: What's with the voodoo doll?
S/A: Nothin- I mean, what voodoo doll? I don't have a voodoo doll of my worst enemy hidden in my closet. if that's what you're thinking.
Rosethorn: Oh.
Kati: Anyways. * takes corset and advances on Wickham*
Wickham: *nervously* What are you doing with that thing?
Kati: Nothing.*shoves it on him and des up the laces in record time, setting a Guinness world record*
Wickham: AIGHH! What is this torture device?
Kati: It's the corset that S/A had to wear for a medievil fair at her school.
Rosethorn: *winces in sympathy*
S/A: It was my torture and now it's yours. Hey, Kati, do you realize you set a world record?
Kati: Really? Wow!
*Sophy and Rosethorn clap*
Kati: *bows*
Raoul: Excuse me ladies, but may I ask what we're doing here?
Rosethorn: Quiet, you.
Kati: Wait your turn!
Christine: What are we doing?
Abby (my friend): *jumps up from the audience* IT'S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
Rosethorn: QUIET! ALL of you! Especially you, you empty-headed, shrill- voiced, peabrain of a girl!
Abby: *looks offended*
Rosethorn: Not you, her!
Abby: Oh! Good insult by the way. *rounds on Christine* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING LEAVING HIM LIKE THAT? HE WAS INFATUATED WITH YOU! HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT? *runs over and gives Phantom a hug*
Rosethorn: *pleased* Why thank you. I happen to agree with you, by the way. I think Christine and Raoul deserve each other. *scowls at them* Now, Eric honey, you deserve something better.
Abby: Like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *clings to him*
Rosethorn: *pries Abby off* Hang on a second. We need to finish with Wickham first. *grins and waves Anakin's pink sundress*
S/A: *laughs hysterically, all three host advance on Wickham*
Wickham: What are you...get away... *all converge on him and hide him from view* AUGHHHHHH!!!!
Abby: *laughs evilly*
*unconverge. Wickham is wearing the sundress and looking totally miserable. Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy are leaning on each other, laughing their heads off.*
S/A: O.K. now on to team two!
Kati: TEAM TWO! What is your category?
Raoul: *stupidly* Problems!
Rosethorn: What fiendish plan did we have for him?
S/A: We should try to make them win and give Abby to the Phantom ad a prize. She'd be thrilled. Or we could see if Abby is compatible to the Phantom that would be funny.
Rosethorn: Erm. Let's lock Raoul and Christine in the same room and make him listen to her sing! Then we can make the Phantom play Music of the Night for us. *sighs happily*
S/A: Good idea. I'll say it. Okay. Raoul, Christine, go in there. Christine, I want you to sing 'Think of Me' over and over and over.
Raoul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rosethorn: Quit it with the Luke impression!
S/A: *grins* Just go. *they do so* Now, Erik, would you please sing Music of the Night for us?
Rosethorn, Kati, and Abby: PLEASE? *Bambi-eyes*
Phantom: *sees Abby* Um.........
Abby: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Rosethorn: You can keep her. You'll like her. Honest!
Abby: I'll do whatever you say!
Phantom: I do not think that this would be a good idea.
Kati: Oh, c'mon! It's not like you're on live TV or anything.
Audience: YES HE IS!
Kati: Oh, right...
Rosethorn: If you don't play it...we'll...we'll...uh...give you to Abby for the rest of eternity!
Abby: Are you saying that's bad?
Phantom: O.K.! I'll sing it! *sings the music of the night*
Rosethorn: *falls asleep with smile on her face*
Kati: *does the same*
S/A: *smiles evilly and waits till the end of the song to wake them up*
Abby: *faints*
Rosethorn: *yawn* Sorry 'bout that, it's just that I listen to Music of the Night to fall asleep, since it's so prettyful.
Abby: *looks dazed* I love that song...
Rosethorn: Me too. Will not sing it, though. We have another team to get to..
Sandry: Wow. He has a good voice.
Abby: Yeah....*drifts off into daydreams*
Tris: *lightening hair* I am not doing anything stupid like they had too. *points at Wickham*
Rosethorn: Relax. We hate Wickham. We like you. *in best game-show voice* Tris, Daja and Sandry! Which door will *you* choose?
Daja: Um.....
S/A: So, what catagory?
Tris: Er....stir fry?
S/A: *laughs evilly*
Tris: *Lightning hair*
S/A: *stops laughing*
Rosethorn: Wasn't that last week?
Kati: Nope!
Rosethorn:....I could have sworn it was last week...
S/A: Huddle! *whispers* So what do we do?
Rosethorn: ....I really thought stir fry was last week.
S/A: We've established that. So what do we do?
Kati: Er....er...
S/A: We can't do anything really mean, because Tris will set the building on fire.
Kati: Point.
Rosethorn: ....but stir fry was last week...
S/A: No it wasn't!
Kati: Er...actually, Rosethorn, I think she's right. Look at the categories. *points*
Rosethorn: *reads* Oh.
S/A: See? But we still have a problem.
Kati: What?
S/A: What do we do? They'll hurt us!
Rosethorn: Er....ask them to tell us about Rosethorn and Crane?
S/A: O.K. I think that's safe.
Kati: *to girls* So, you guys, what's happening with Rosethorn (the real one) and Crane?
Sandry: There's another Rosethorn?
Rosethorn: *waves*
Sandry: Oh.
Kati: Her name isn't really Rosethorn, we just call her that. So what's the scoop?
Sandry: *giggles*
Daja: They're *besotted.* It's *disgusting*. I never want to see a couple that in love again. *mimes throwing up*
S/A: *laughs hysterically* Now Rosethorn lovesick would be priceless! Is Briar mad that we forgot to let him hang us by our toes from the well?
Tris: Uh. Yeah. A lot. Oh well.
Kati: We can go after the show.
Rosethorn: As if!
S/A: *teasingly* I thought you liked Briar!
Rosethorn: NOPE! In love with my wonderful Darren now....*sighs dreamily*
S/A & Kati: *both raise an eyebrow*
Rosethorn: Don't ask cause I ain't telling.
S/A: Okay. Anyways, it's really bad there?
Sandry: YES!
Tris: Hey! It's their fault Rosethorn and Crane got together in the first place!
Rosethorn: Cool. Bye. *Tris, Sandry and Daja disappear*
S/A: *hails Rosethorn* You just saved us from a fatal disaster.
Rosethorn: Eh? I just wanted to get rid of them because I'm getting a headache.
Kati: Oh. Well thanks, anyways!
Rosethorn: 'sokay. Are we done? I need Tylenol.
S/A: WAIT! Who won?
Kati: Can anybody read that? *points to smudge on cue card*
Cue Card Guy: I can't even read that!
Rosethorn: Eh...everybody wins except Wickham, Christine and Raoul.
S/A: Hey, where's Abby and the Phantom?
Rosethorn: *shrug* They disappeared when we were questioning Team three. I'd rather not think about what they were doing.
S/A: *winces* Yeah. Okay everyone, hope you enjoyed the show! *all exit*
*~*~*~*~*~* THANK YEW, THANK YEW! ~Libby & Rosethorn