Hi! We're back. I had a looooooooooooong stint where my computer wasn't working, so that's my excuse!! Read and enjoy!

~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri *~*~*~*~*~*~*

RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello all, and welcome to this special holiday edition of Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Someone Annoying!

S/A: *bounces out on stage* Hiya!

Rosethorn: *bounces out in elf dress* Hello!

Kati: *bounces out in hobbit suit with Neal dressed as Bilbo* Hi!

S/A: You guys! I haven't seen RotK yet!

Rosethorn: So? You wore your pirate outfit for three days after PotC and I hadn't seen it yet!

S/A: I love Captain Jack Sparrow! *grins and takes out mini-picture of him* And Merry! *pulls Merry out from under a chair*

Rosethorn: Yes, well, lots of Merry in RotK. Now the teams...?

S/A: Really??? *smiles*

RAVTIAOGS 2: All the way from Middle Earth it's Peregrin (Pippin) Took, Boromir of Gondor, and King Theodin of Rohan!

*Pippin, Boromir, and Theodin fall through the roof*

Rosethorn: Do us a favor, Pip, I know it's hard for you, but try not to do anything...stupid.

S/A: *big grin* Hi, Pippin! I have your friend! *holds up Merry*

Pippin: Merry! *he pounces* Are you all right? We've been looking for you everywhere!!

Merry: *smiles* Hi, Pip! How've you been?

Pippin: Confused! Uh...where are we, anyway?

Kati: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show!

Rosethorn: Be afraid, be very afraid.

S/A: *evil grin*

Kati: Team two?

Pippin: *twitch*

RAVTIAOGS 2: All the way from the sunny Caribbean, it's Elizabeth Swann, Will Turner, and Captain Jack Sparrow!

Merry: Are you all right, Pip?

Pippin: *twitch* Fine... *twitch*

*Jack, Elizabeth and Will drop through the roof*

S/A: *sees Jack, faints*

Kati: *sighs* *puts Jack in a box*

Rosethorn: *throws water on S/A*

S/A: *gets up, looks around* Where is he??

Rosethorn: In the box. We can't have our host unconscious for the show.

S/A: But.........but.........

Kati: No buts!

Rosethorn: Next team!

RAVTIAOGS 2: And all the way from Tortall, we have everyone's favorite Prime Minister, Sir Gareth the Younger of Naxen, everyone's least favorite squire, Alexander of I-can't-read-this-smudge, and Emperor Kaddar of Carthak!

S/A: *sarcastically* Whoopee!

Kati: S/A, you should be happy! Only six shop-lifting, er, I mean shopping days 'till Christmas!

(THIS SHOW DOES NOT PROMOTE SHOP-LIFTING)

S/A: Let me see Jack??

Rosethorn: AFTER the show. Categories!

Gary: WAIT! Where are we? What's going on?And why am I standing next to this awful little sneak?

Kati: *sigh*

Rosethorn: *bounce* You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show!

Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid!

S/A; *evil, evil grin*

Pippin: *twitch*

Merry: *to S/A* You might want to stop doing that, Pippin's twitching.

S/A: *big evil grin*

Rosethorn: Why do you think she's doing it?

Merry: That's cruel!

Kati: It's funny, too.

Merry: Yes, but....

S/A: Okay! Rosie, your turn for catagories.

Rosethorn: Okay! We Are Evil, S/A Loves Jack, Modest Destiny Rocks, But Dominic Deegan Rocks More, I Love RotK and But I Love the X-files More.

Kati: Ooookay, um maybe she should lay off the movie theatre popcorn. It does stuff to ya.

S/A: *grin* I know!

Rosethorn: What? They're all TRUE!!!

S/A: Sadly, yes. Now -

*Mulder and Scully burst in through a stage door*

Rosethorn: SQUEEEEEEEEEE! *pounces on Mulder and huggles him*

Scully: Are you sure we're in the right place?

Mulder: *looking very freaked out* Um. Is this Someone Annoying's Game Show?

S/A: Welcome! I'm Someone Annoying, and these are my co-hosts Kati and the one attatched to you is Rosethorn.

Rosethorn: *TWINKLE TWINKLE BUBBLES* Oh, BTW, Scully, can I have your autograph? You're SO COOL....

S/A: *apologetically* Sorry, she just had a lot of movie-theatre popcorn.

Rosethorn: I DID NOT!

S/A: Did too!

Mulder: Um. Well, regardless, will you please get off me?

Rosethorn: DID NOT!...and no, I won't. *grin*

S/A: Riight, now we have a game to continue!

Rosethorn: S/A, can I keep them? They followed me home...

Kati: Rosethorn!

S/A: Rosethorn can keep them, because I have Merry and Mistoffeles, and you have Neal.

Scully: Um, bye.

S/A: Wait!

Rosethorn: NOO! *grabs Scully too* You can be my shopping buddy! YAY! And we can keep Mulder on a leash and feed him carrots.

Scully: *suddenly gets very evil grin on her face*

Mulder: Uh-oh...

S/A: *laughs* So, why are you here anyways?

Scully: Well, we WERE here to investigate this. But I kinda like Rosethorn's proposal, so I suggest we stay.

Rosethorn: *gets humongous grin on face*

S/A: Yay! We were wierd enough to get FBI!!!

Kati: Well, no, just the WEIRD FBI. But that works too. *grin* Can we continue playing now??

Rosethorn: Sure! *gets leash and puts it on Mulder*

Pippin: *twitch*

S/A: *laughs hysterically and falls on box*

Kati: So, um, it appears that I am the only sane one for once...Team ONE! What category do you choose?

Pippin: *twitch*

Boromir: I'm very frightened.

Rosethorn: Oh, you should be. *pets Mulder*

Theoden: Well, since everyone else is a COWARD, I choose I Love RotK

S/A: YAY!!!

Kati: We should let Scully choose!

Scully: Um. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Rosethorn: No, let's do the first one and show her the ropes. :-) Then she can be our evil mistress of task-designing.

S/A: O.K.!!

Scully: Okay...

Kati: I think we should feed Pippin the last two tubs of hallucinogenic ice- cream!

Rosethorn: Um, wouldn't that scar him for life?

S/A: That's the point!

Rosethorn: But...he's cute.

S/A: How about we give it to Theodin because he's *loudly* not a COWARD!

Theodin: Aye, I am not a coward! Give me what you will and I will take it, for I am brave and strong!

Scully: ...And an idiot.

Kati: Oh, I like her.

S/A: That's the spirit! *hands Theodin two tubs of chocolate flavoured hallucinogenic ice-cream and a spoon* Dig in!

Theodin: *eats* Okay, I have completed...the...task...oooh, pretty colors!

S/A: This is so much fun!!

(THIS SHOW DOES NOT PROMOTE THE USE OF DRUGS, EITHER!)

Rosethorn: *to audience* This was born out of a desire to hear Theodin say, "Pretty colors."

Kati: YAY!!

S/A: *evil grin*

Pippin: *twitch*

Theodin: Shiny pretty colors...*takes sword* OOh, sharp pointy thing. Maybe I can kill him now...*takes random swing and falls over* Whee!

Boromir: Um. Okay. Right. Aren't I supposed to be dead?

S/A: That's correct!

Boromir: So, why am I not?

Audience Member: Because you're on Someone Annoying's Game Show and they defy the laws of nature!

Kati: Silence, mortal!

Audience Member: I would be quiet if I could get out of these seats! I gotta take a shi-

S/A: That's enough!

Rosethorn: No naughty language on public television!

Mulder: #*$&.

Rosethorn: *SMACK*

Mulder: Oww....

Captain Jack Sparrow: That's a familiar sound.

Rosethorn: Hush!

Kati: 'Kay, Theodin is no longer entertaining. Team TWO! What is your choice of categories?

Jack Sparrow: Can I come out of this box?

Kati: Can we trust S/A?

S/A: *nods*

Rosethorn: In other words, no to both.

S/A: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease???? I-promise-I'll-be-good-and-not-jump-on-him- and-not-faint!!!!

Jack Sparrow: What she said, luv.

Rosethorn: *sigh* Fine, but I won't be responsible for the consequences.

Jack Sparrow: Thank ye.

S/A: YAAAAAAAAY!!!

Kati: *lets Jack out of the box*

S/A: HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!! Er..*composes herself* Team Two, what do you choose??

Will: Um...

Elizabeth: Er...

Jack: Oh, for pete's sake. S/A loves Jack.

S/A: Yeppers peppers!! I dooooo!!!

Rosethorn: Scully? You want to have a go as evil mistress of the tasks?

Scully: Um, okay, I'll try.

Kati: YAY!

Scully: Um...they get to tie each other up, smear wasabi on the ropes and then chew their way out.

Rosethorn: ....She's evil.

Kati: *laughs hysterically*

S/A: Not Jack!

Neal: I don't see what's so great about him.

S/A: *growls*

Pippin: *twitches*

Rosethorn: Oh, come on, it won't damage him permanently. Plus, his mouth is so hardened from rum that I doubt he'll even taste it.

S/A: *reluctantly* Okay..... I'll get the rope!! *pulls really long rope out of jeans pocket*

Will: ....O_O

Kati: Get used to it, honey. These things happen a lot.

Jack: I think I like this girl!

S/A: Thanks! *hands him rope and gives Merry a big hug to stop him from running away*

Pippin: *twitch*

S/A: *big evil grin*

*challenge ensues*

Rosethorn: *sits back and watches screaming chaos, sharing a bucket of popcorn with Scully* Hey, this is funny!

S/A: Rosethorn! You didn't steal the movie theatre popcorn maker again, did you?

Kati: *watches, laughing hysterically*

Rosethorn: No, this is microwave popcorn.

S/A: It better be.

Jack: *is free* Well! That wasn't too bad.

*Will and Elizabeth are still writhing on the floor, screaming*

S/A: *points and laughs hysterically*

Kati: Ah, the sound of torture. Music to my ears.

Scully: This is funny. I'm glad we're staying.

Mulder: You can be glad, you get to sit around and be evil, but I get to fetch the popcorn!

Rosethorn: Minion! Fetch more popcorn! *evil grin*

S/A: *turning purple*

Jack: *to Rosethorn* Is she all right?

Rosethorn: She's just amused. Security! Lead these poor people off so they can have some water. Team THREE! What will you choose?

Gary: Um....

Kaddar: Ah...perhaps we shouldn't choose. *edges away from Scully* I'm kinda scared of her...

Scully: *innocent smile that somehow comes off as being very evil indeed*

S/A: *is returning to normal shade* She grows on you.

Rosethorn: Hell yeah.

Mulder: I'd have to agree with that.

Kaddar: Um... You are Evil.

Kati: Which you?

Kaddar: That's what I choose.

Gary: It's We areEvil, you domnoddy!

Kati: Ooohh...

Alex: We are so screwed.

Gary: Tell me about it.

Scully: Let's see...you lot get to try and arrest a whirlwind. While shaving your heads.

Mulder: This is NOT based off me, I swear.

S/A: Isn't Kaddar's head already shaved?

Rosethorn: No, because then he would be a slave.

S/A: Oh, yeah!!

Kati: Smart, S/A. You lot, hop to it!

*they do the challenge*

*Alex ends up bleeding from the head, while Gary is spinning around and around in circles and Kaddar is sulking in a corner because Alex took his gun away*

Rosethorn: *point and laugh*

S/A: Ooh! Guns!

(THIS SHOW DOES NOT PROMOTE GUN USE!)

Rosethorn: *reading above* We don't promote much of anything, really, except our own amusement.

Kati: Yeah, good point. Oh, crap, the studio guys are coming...I think we're out of time.

S/A: Even if it includes drugs and gun use.

Rosethorn: Yeah, really.

S/A: Wasn't this supposed to be a holiday special?

Kati: Make Jack sing the Pirate's Life For Me song!

Rosethorn: ...this was a holiday special? Do we even have holiday specials?

S/A: Not really.Well, not usually.

Kati: Um, guys...we're cutting into Dawsen's Creek's time, and the cast members are storming the theater.

S/A: *waves to Dawson's Creek cast members* HI EVERYONE! I DON'T WATCH YOUR SHOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

**screen goes black and Dawson's Creek comes on**

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HIYA!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!! We hope you enjoy, and leave a review or I will track you down and make you be on the show! ~Libby a.k.a. Veralidaine Sarrasri