Well, here we are, again! WE LOVE YOU ALL!!! runs into a wall......ow.....
RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello, and welcome to yet another episode of Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Aleeeeex Trebek!
Alex Trebek: walks out onstage Hello and welcome to another epi-
S/A: runs in and tackles him Trying to steal my show again, Alex?
Rosethorn: offstage Alex! Get back in your cage! comes on Sorry about that, folks.
S/A: Thank you, Rosethorn. Kati? Neal?
Kati: runs out, Neal not far behind Hiya!!
Neal: tugs at leash and mumbles something
Kati: I love you, too!
S/A: Rosie, was Sophy gonna come again tonight?
Rosethorn: No, she couldn't. I plan to kidnap her next time, though. She wants to be a contestant. evil laughter
S/A: Contestant? Oooh.. snicker
Kati: Who are the contestants tonight?
Rosethorn: Team one is Aly, Kyprioth and Nawat! Wow, first time we've had a god on here, I think.
S/A: I haven't read - ooh, did someone say a god??
Aly, Kyprioth and Nawat crash through the roof
Rosethorn: Yup. Kyprioth is the Trickster God. We're gonna have our work cut out for us, methinks.
S/A: Yay! Gods!
Kati: Just one.
Kyprioth: What? What? Who's a god?
S/A: You!
Kyprioth: No I'm not!
Rosethorn: Yes you are. Shut up. Who's Team Two?
Kati: It's the Charmed Ones! Wecome Piper, Pheope, and Paige Halliwell!
Rosethorn: Heh...Charmed came on right after the X-files but I never had time to watch it. Oh well. Welcome!
Halliwell sisters appear in a puff of smoke
Piper: Um...tries to freeze
Kati: Uh-uh-uh. Just for that, the Evil Mistress of Task-Assigning will be even eviller.
S/A: Sorry, but no magic, other than from us!
Piper: Look, little girl, you obviously don't have a son you were just about to go feed!
Rosethorn: Yeah, well, you don't have a pirate ship you were about to go raid. Or a pink sundress you're terrified of. Or an island you were about to destroy. Or...
Kati: claps hand over Rosethorn's mouth You're going to give away our ultra-secret plans for world dominiation!
S/A: Geez, Rosethorn! We are on national TV! Even if we only have about 8 viewers and no fan sites....
Rosethorn: Heh heh. Sorry.
(HINT HINT about the fan sites WINK WINK)
S/A: Now! Team Three is Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Yoda!
Rosethorn: screams Yoda! sings I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah, where the swamps they bubble like carbonated soda. S-O-D-A soda!
S/A: laughs hysterically Yay for Yoda. to Yoda You kick butt in Episode 2!
Yoda: Kick butt do I?
Rosethorn: Yesyesyes! Kicked Dooku's butt. Handily.
S/A: Yes! hugs Yoda
Yoda: Hug me do not!
S/A: I can if I want to! hugs him again
Yoda: No! NO! Hug me do not! Comfortable with this situation, I am not!
S/A: Too bad! Kati, catagories?
Kati: Healthy Habits, Stupid Articles, Spirit, Opportunity, The Return of Stir-Fry and Over the Rainbow Am I, Am I!
S/A: Okay! Team one! What do you choose?!
Luke: Wait! Where are we?
Pheobe: I doubt they'd tell you!
Rosethorn: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: evil grin Hiya, Lukey! You've met your father?
Luke: Um...yes...why?
S/A: Did he rant about three horrible people and a pink sundress?
Luke: Um...yes...was that you?
S/A: evil, evil grin
Rosethorn: All I can say is...be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
S/A: SO! Team one! What do you choose?
Aly: Um. Can we abstain from picking?
S/A: Nope! Do you want to loose?
Aly: Given the choice between losing and hideous embarrassment and possible bodily harm...I'll go with losing.
Kati: Oh, c'mon! Be a good sport!
S/A: Did your mother tell you about this?
Aly: Yes.
Kati: We're not really all that bad.
Rosethorn: Um. Yes we are.
Kati: Rosethorn!
S/A: Fine. Anyone else on team one wanna choose?
Kyprioth: Eh. Let's go with The Return of Stir-Fry. Cowards, all of you.
S/A: Yay! Stir-Fry! Scully?
Rosethorn: evil grin Summon the Evil Mistress of Task-Assigning!
Kati: SCULLY!
Scully: pokes head out on stage What? I'm still trying to get the leash back on Mulder!
Kati: runs back and helps I've had lots of practice!
Mulder: yelps I am NOT coming out in this!
Scully: shrug Suit yourself. comes back onstage Alrighty. What's up?
S/A: Assign a task for team one.
Scully: Okay. Hum. Eat bugs possessed by demons!
S/A: gins and buckets of demonposessed bugs appear
Aly: Do I bloody look stupid?
Kyprioth: Ooh, cool! eats bugs
Nawat: Bugs! eats
S/A: laughs Go on, Aly. Everyone else is doing it!
Aly: I repeat. Do I LOOK stupid?
S/A: No. But they look like they're having so much f-looks at two bug- smeared faces and shudders Ewwwwww......Gross, but sooo cool!
Kyprioth: Is this supposed to do something?
Nawat: begins trying to run up the wall, screeching and spinning his head around like an owl
Rosethorn: Um. That.
S/A: Now that looks like fun.
Kati: Yeah... eats bug
Rosethorn: Oh, great, now we've lost our co-host.
S/A: sighs as Kati runs through the audience dripping nacho cheese on people
Rosethorn: Oh well. suddenly switches on wrath-of-the-gods voice TEAM TWO! WHAT DO YOU SELECT!
Paige: Um.... Nothing, please. I'd rather not have to eat bugs.]
Rosethorn: Oh, you won't have to eat bugs. The tortur---er--challenges are never the same twice.
Pheobe: Good. I'm kinda hungry, so the one with Stir-Fry in it.
Piper: PHEOBE!!
Rosethorn: evil grin SUMMON THE EVIL MISTRESS OF TASK-ASSIGNING!
Kati: SCULLY!!!!
Scully: I've been summoned already.
S/A: Good. What tortu-er-task do you assign?
Scully: Hmm....how about...being forced to endure thousands of people constantly saying, "You worship Satan, don't you? Do you worship Satan? Of course you do, call him up," etc.
Random Audience Member: Er....are we really supposed to do that?
S/A: Um...okay! AUDIENCE!! claps at audience
Audience: in unison YOU WORSHIP SATAN, DON'T YOU? (etc, etc, or, the Authors were too lazy to type it all out)
Kati: runs up a wall I ATE A DEMON-POSSESED BUG!! MUAHAHAHA! walks on ceiling
Rosethorn: sighs I wish she'd stop. The rehearsals were bad enough.
Nawat: twitch
S/A: OY! YOU! nods head at big, muscle-y security crew dude Get Kati in a padded cell, please. The one with the ducks. You know what I'm talking about.
Big, Muscle-y Security Crew Dude: Right-o. takes Kati away
S/A: So! Now that the Charmed Ones are scarred for life, I think we can send them home, eh?
Rosethorn: Eh....I guess so.
Paige: shaking I will get you, you stupid game show people. You will pay. Piper, Paige, and Pheobe disappear in a puff of smoke
Rosethorn: They can try....muahahahaaaa...
Audience and S/A and Security Guy: stare, twitch
Rosethorn: ....right then...
S/A: Kati won't be better for a while, so we just continue without her. Team three?
Luke: Um...
Han: Uh...
Yoda: Touch me do not! TOUCH ME DO NOT!
S/A: hugs Yoda again
Yoda: YAGHHHHH!
Scully: Well, personally, I think that's enough entertainment for a task right there.
S/A: evil grin Remember the pink sundress?
Rosethorn: Oooooh, yes. Sorry, oh Evil Mistress, we've already got a task for these....
Scully: shrug 'Sokay.
S/A: Luke, follow Rosethorn over there in to the dressing rooms, and then when you come out we'll tell you the rest of the task.
Rosethorn: dances happily into the dressing room, singing Naked Luke, naked Luke, I get to see naked Luke...
S/A: laughs
Han: points and laughs
S/A: Oh, Mr. Solo. I almost forgot about you. You can accompany them, as well. pushes him towards the dressing room Yoda can stay here hugs him
Rosethorn: from inside dressing room EEE! NAKED HAN!
Yoda: TOUCH ME DO NOT! twitch
S/A: Fine. lets Yoda go
Yoda: twitch
Rosethorn: comes back out, leading both Luke and Han in sundresses
S/A:laughs hysterically
Rosethorn: Lukey, Lukey, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! Hey Lukey! Hey, hey, hey Lukey!
Rosethorn: NOOOOOOO! falls down and writhes on the floor
S/A: Riiiight.....Okay. NOW! Sing the Barney 'I Love You' Song!
Luke and Han: look at each other, then run away screaming
Yoda: twitch
S/A: hugs Yoda Okay! That's all the time we have! Who are the winners?
Yoda: twitch TOUCH ME DO NOT!!!! twitch, twitch
Rosethorn: Stop traumatizing Yoda. I think the only one left standing is Aly.
S/A: sniff, sniff But....but.....
Rosethorn: I'll take away Jack...
S/A: NOO! puts Yoda down, he runs away, never to be seen again, until the third movie Okay! Aly, Kyprioth, Nawat, oh thank god, you've calmed down, you are the winners!
Rosethorn: giggles Until next time, folks....this is Someone Annoying's Game Show! puts arm around Scully's waist and waves
Scully: waves
S/A: I LOVE YOU ALL! runs off stage and into a wall......ow......
RAVTIAOGS: giggles
camera get a close up of S/A getting put into an ambulance, and then the screen goes blank and the credits roll
long pause
Rosethorn: head pokes in It's all over, folks. You can go now.
The (REAL) End.
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RAVTIAOGS 2: Hello, and welcome to yet another episode of Someone Annoying's Game Show! Here's your host, Aleeeeex Trebek!
Alex Trebek: walks out onstage Hello and welcome to another epi-
S/A: runs in and tackles him Trying to steal my show again, Alex?
Rosethorn: offstage Alex! Get back in your cage! comes on Sorry about that, folks.
S/A: Thank you, Rosethorn. Kati? Neal?
Kati: runs out, Neal not far behind Hiya!!
Neal: tugs at leash and mumbles something
Kati: I love you, too!
S/A: Rosie, was Sophy gonna come again tonight?
Rosethorn: No, she couldn't. I plan to kidnap her next time, though. She wants to be a contestant. evil laughter
S/A: Contestant? Oooh.. snicker
Kati: Who are the contestants tonight?
Rosethorn: Team one is Aly, Kyprioth and Nawat! Wow, first time we've had a god on here, I think.
S/A: I haven't read - ooh, did someone say a god??
Aly, Kyprioth and Nawat crash through the roof
Rosethorn: Yup. Kyprioth is the Trickster God. We're gonna have our work cut out for us, methinks.
S/A: Yay! Gods!
Kati: Just one.
Kyprioth: What? What? Who's a god?
S/A: You!
Kyprioth: No I'm not!
Rosethorn: Yes you are. Shut up. Who's Team Two?
Kati: It's the Charmed Ones! Wecome Piper, Pheope, and Paige Halliwell!
Rosethorn: Heh...Charmed came on right after the X-files but I never had time to watch it. Oh well. Welcome!
Halliwell sisters appear in a puff of smoke
Piper: Um...tries to freeze
Kati: Uh-uh-uh. Just for that, the Evil Mistress of Task-Assigning will be even eviller.
S/A: Sorry, but no magic, other than from us!
Piper: Look, little girl, you obviously don't have a son you were just about to go feed!
Rosethorn: Yeah, well, you don't have a pirate ship you were about to go raid. Or a pink sundress you're terrified of. Or an island you were about to destroy. Or...
Kati: claps hand over Rosethorn's mouth You're going to give away our ultra-secret plans for world dominiation!
S/A: Geez, Rosethorn! We are on national TV! Even if we only have about 8 viewers and no fan sites....
Rosethorn: Heh heh. Sorry.
(HINT HINT about the fan sites WINK WINK)
S/A: Now! Team Three is Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Yoda!
Rosethorn: screams Yoda! sings I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah, where the swamps they bubble like carbonated soda. S-O-D-A soda!
S/A: laughs hysterically Yay for Yoda. to Yoda You kick butt in Episode 2!
Yoda: Kick butt do I?
Rosethorn: Yesyesyes! Kicked Dooku's butt. Handily.
S/A: Yes! hugs Yoda
Yoda: Hug me do not!
S/A: I can if I want to! hugs him again
Yoda: No! NO! Hug me do not! Comfortable with this situation, I am not!
S/A: Too bad! Kati, catagories?
Kati: Healthy Habits, Stupid Articles, Spirit, Opportunity, The Return of Stir-Fry and Over the Rainbow Am I, Am I!
S/A: Okay! Team one! What do you choose?!
Luke: Wait! Where are we?
Pheobe: I doubt they'd tell you!
Rosethorn: You're on Someone Annoying's Game Show!
Kati: Be afraid, be very afraid.
S/A: evil grin Hiya, Lukey! You've met your father?
Luke: Um...yes...why?
S/A: Did he rant about three horrible people and a pink sundress?
Luke: Um...yes...was that you?
S/A: evil, evil grin
Rosethorn: All I can say is...be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
S/A: SO! Team one! What do you choose?
Aly: Um. Can we abstain from picking?
S/A: Nope! Do you want to loose?
Aly: Given the choice between losing and hideous embarrassment and possible bodily harm...I'll go with losing.
Kati: Oh, c'mon! Be a good sport!
S/A: Did your mother tell you about this?
Aly: Yes.
Kati: We're not really all that bad.
Rosethorn: Um. Yes we are.
Kati: Rosethorn!
S/A: Fine. Anyone else on team one wanna choose?
Kyprioth: Eh. Let's go with The Return of Stir-Fry. Cowards, all of you.
S/A: Yay! Stir-Fry! Scully?
Rosethorn: evil grin Summon the Evil Mistress of Task-Assigning!
Kati: SCULLY!
Scully: pokes head out on stage What? I'm still trying to get the leash back on Mulder!
Kati: runs back and helps I've had lots of practice!
Mulder: yelps I am NOT coming out in this!
Scully: shrug Suit yourself. comes back onstage Alrighty. What's up?
S/A: Assign a task for team one.
Scully: Okay. Hum. Eat bugs possessed by demons!
S/A: gins and buckets of demonposessed bugs appear
Aly: Do I bloody look stupid?
Kyprioth: Ooh, cool! eats bugs
Nawat: Bugs! eats
S/A: laughs Go on, Aly. Everyone else is doing it!
Aly: I repeat. Do I LOOK stupid?
S/A: No. But they look like they're having so much f-looks at two bug- smeared faces and shudders Ewwwwww......Gross, but sooo cool!
Kyprioth: Is this supposed to do something?
Nawat: begins trying to run up the wall, screeching and spinning his head around like an owl
Rosethorn: Um. That.
S/A: Now that looks like fun.
Kati: Yeah... eats bug
Rosethorn: Oh, great, now we've lost our co-host.
S/A: sighs as Kati runs through the audience dripping nacho cheese on people
Rosethorn: Oh well. suddenly switches on wrath-of-the-gods voice TEAM TWO! WHAT DO YOU SELECT!
Paige: Um.... Nothing, please. I'd rather not have to eat bugs.]
Rosethorn: Oh, you won't have to eat bugs. The tortur---er--challenges are never the same twice.
Pheobe: Good. I'm kinda hungry, so the one with Stir-Fry in it.
Piper: PHEOBE!!
Rosethorn: evil grin SUMMON THE EVIL MISTRESS OF TASK-ASSIGNING!
Kati: SCULLY!!!!
Scully: I've been summoned already.
S/A: Good. What tortu-er-task do you assign?
Scully: Hmm....how about...being forced to endure thousands of people constantly saying, "You worship Satan, don't you? Do you worship Satan? Of course you do, call him up," etc.
Random Audience Member: Er....are we really supposed to do that?
S/A: Um...okay! AUDIENCE!! claps at audience
Audience: in unison YOU WORSHIP SATAN, DON'T YOU? (etc, etc, or, the Authors were too lazy to type it all out)
Kati: runs up a wall I ATE A DEMON-POSSESED BUG!! MUAHAHAHA! walks on ceiling
Rosethorn: sighs I wish she'd stop. The rehearsals were bad enough.
Nawat: twitch
S/A: OY! YOU! nods head at big, muscle-y security crew dude Get Kati in a padded cell, please. The one with the ducks. You know what I'm talking about.
Big, Muscle-y Security Crew Dude: Right-o. takes Kati away
S/A: So! Now that the Charmed Ones are scarred for life, I think we can send them home, eh?
Rosethorn: Eh....I guess so.
Paige: shaking I will get you, you stupid game show people. You will pay. Piper, Paige, and Pheobe disappear in a puff of smoke
Rosethorn: They can try....muahahahaaaa...
Audience and S/A and Security Guy: stare, twitch
Rosethorn: ....right then...
S/A: Kati won't be better for a while, so we just continue without her. Team three?
Luke: Um...
Han: Uh...
Yoda: Touch me do not! TOUCH ME DO NOT!
S/A: hugs Yoda again
Yoda: YAGHHHHH!
Scully: Well, personally, I think that's enough entertainment for a task right there.
S/A: evil grin Remember the pink sundress?
Rosethorn: Oooooh, yes. Sorry, oh Evil Mistress, we've already got a task for these....
Scully: shrug 'Sokay.
S/A: Luke, follow Rosethorn over there in to the dressing rooms, and then when you come out we'll tell you the rest of the task.
Rosethorn: dances happily into the dressing room, singing Naked Luke, naked Luke, I get to see naked Luke...
S/A: laughs
Han: points and laughs
S/A: Oh, Mr. Solo. I almost forgot about you. You can accompany them, as well. pushes him towards the dressing room Yoda can stay here hugs him
Rosethorn: from inside dressing room EEE! NAKED HAN!
Yoda: TOUCH ME DO NOT! twitch
S/A: Fine. lets Yoda go
Yoda: twitch
Rosethorn: comes back out, leading both Luke and Han in sundresses
S/A:laughs hysterically
Rosethorn: Lukey, Lukey, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind! Hey Lukey! Hey, hey, hey Lukey!
Rosethorn: NOOOOOOO! falls down and writhes on the floor
S/A: Riiiight.....Okay. NOW! Sing the Barney 'I Love You' Song!
Luke and Han: look at each other, then run away screaming
Yoda: twitch
S/A: hugs Yoda Okay! That's all the time we have! Who are the winners?
Yoda: twitch TOUCH ME DO NOT!!!! twitch, twitch
Rosethorn: Stop traumatizing Yoda. I think the only one left standing is Aly.
S/A: sniff, sniff But....but.....
Rosethorn: I'll take away Jack...
S/A: NOO! puts Yoda down, he runs away, never to be seen again, until the third movie Okay! Aly, Kyprioth, Nawat, oh thank god, you've calmed down, you are the winners!
Rosethorn: giggles Until next time, folks....this is Someone Annoying's Game Show! puts arm around Scully's waist and waves
Scully: waves
S/A: I LOVE YOU ALL! runs off stage and into a wall......ow......
RAVTIAOGS: giggles
camera get a close up of S/A getting put into an ambulance, and then the screen goes blank and the credits roll
long pause
Rosethorn: head pokes in It's all over, folks. You can go now.
The (REAL) End.
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