Tokyo Or Bust
Chapter one: FiffyA/N: If you like Jaken, and if you are scared easily, don't read this. This is a one shot! Please review!
Jaken stood on the side of the road. It was pooring so hard, that it made Jaken fall down unciouncius. He held up a sign that said TOKYO OR BUST! He was stranded in the middle of know where. He needed to get to Tokyo immediately.
I keep on asking him why he needed to get there so badly, but he won't tell me! Stupid little lizard! Cars sped by, splashing mud on his face. Hah! I can imagine him right now. But suddenly, a car pulled up in front of Jaken. The car was black, and it seemed that the company name of the car was scraped off the car. The car also had no license plate. Since Jaken is so stupid, he didn't seem to notice the mysterious look on the car.
The window began to roll down, and Jaken saw the person's face. It was a beautiful women with curly, blonde hair. She wore purple lip stick and had red eyes. Need a ride? they mysterious lady smirked. Jaken's eyes were wide and looking, well, you know where.
Y-y-y-y-y-yes ma'm! I'd surely like to ride with those! Jaken didn't really know what he was saying. He was in a trance. What an idiot.
The lady just laughed. Hello, Jaken. My name is Fiffy. Hop on in and I'll take you to Tokyo. I was just headed over there, myself.
Fiffy opened the door and Jaken got on the front passenger seat. It was very cold. And Fiffy was listening to Christmas music. When it was silent, Jaken could hear her humming to the tune of Up On a Housetop.
There was a red light, but Fiffy didn't stop. She just kept on going, and going. She never stopped for stop signs, either. The it hit him. He had just noticed how mysterious this was. There was no license plate, there was no company name, the car was black, she wasn't stopping when she had to, and Fiffy was listening to Christmas music! And how did she know his name?
She must be crazy, or a murderer! Jaken thought to himself. Then, Jaken reached for the door. But a s soon as he was about to pull the handle, Fiffy locked the doors.
What's the hurry, Jaken? I thought you needed a ride, and plus, we only have about 292 miles to go. The lady stared at Jaken. Are you thirsty? Because I have a fridge in the back.. There's ice, and soda, and I have even got some sake! Want some? Fiffy had a very playful look on her face. It was as if nothing had ever happened.
Umm, sure? Why not get drunk with a weird girl that I have never met before in the middle of no where? Where's the harm in that? Jaken had forgotten everything! Fiffy pulled over and they both got out of the car and they went to the trunk. It was night time now, and no one was around. But all Jaken could think about was the sake.
It was still raining, and Fiffy opened the trunk. Since it was dark, you couldn't really see what was in there, but there was a huge lump. It fell out of the car, and it rolled down the hill that was near by.
Good! I've been needing to get rid of that for days! It really was stinking up the car. Hah hah! Then, Fiffy lit a lantern, and you could see exactly what was in the car. There was blood stained weapons! There was guts all around in there!
Jaken ran for his life! But it was to late. Fiffy threw three daggers all at once, and it went right through his insides! What a beautiful sight it would have been. When Jaken had fallen, Fiffy walked straight over to him,
She pulled the daggers out of his back, and said, 11 down, 1890 million to go...
THE END
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! I just felt like writing a fic where Jaken dies. Please review!