A/N: I wrote this on a stroke of complete boredom and having writer's
block. I would like to thank hexAdecimal for inspiring me and helping me
with this idea. I will be updating more hopefully now that I'm out of
school due to medical leave.
Chapter 1
"Glorification"
Shredder surfed the web as Krang continued to blab on about how Shredder had failed the last 4000 times they tried to take over the world. Shredder's search for some interesting reading material was not working too well since there were no fics anywhere that he could find that glorified him. 'Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Raphael, five Michelangelo fics in a row,' thought Shredder as sorted the fics out. After finding 16 Michelangelo fics, 20 Raphael fics, 5 Leonardo fics and 6 Don fics, he pounded his fists on the table.
"That's it! I'm sick of these damn fan girls and boys writing fan fiction glorifying those accursed shell-backs! Why can't they write about me? I'm much cuter than they are," yelled Shredder abruptly.
Krang stood there, as if he were in an anime, wondering what just happened to trigger the outburst. Just then, Krang looked at Shredder's comlink, noticing that there were a few internet windows open. Krang's robotic arm picked up the comlink and brought it to Krang's level.
"You were looking at porn again, haven't you Saki?" teased Krang.
"Of course not, you're the only one for me," said Shredder in a sarcastic voice.
"Fanfiction.net? Ninja Turtle fics? Shredder, are you jealous that there are no fics about you?" asked Krang.
"Of course you, bodiless appendage," yelled Shredder.
"Well, if you REALLY wanted this, you should have told me earlier," said Krang.
"What are you blabbering about?" asked Shredder.
"I have created a devise that is foolproof and will stop all fan fiction writing forever," announced Krang.
"Really?" asked Shredder.
"Yes, no one ever writes about me neither. I always get portrayed as your lover or something worse," said Krang.
"I don't know if anything can be worse than that," answered Shredder.
"All you have to do is choose a fandom that they would die in, hide the device in that fandom and we will never see those turtles again and we won't even have to do any work," explained Krang.
"Oh excellent! Give me the device!" commanded Shredder.
"Here," said Krang as he reached behind his back and pulled out a small device.
"This is it? This is what you have to give me?" said Shredder in shock, expecting a grander machine.
"Looks can be deceiving, Saki, just press this button and it will work wonders, and only those who write things glorifying us will be able to write," said Krang.
"That's an excellent idea," yelled Shredder as he pressed the button.
The small device started to glow blue, then purple, then red, then orange before repeating the colors faster and faster. Finally, it stopped on black.
"What happened?" asked Shredder.
"It's starting to effect everyone in the world! When the turtles find out, if they even do, they will never be able to stop it," laughed Krang.
"Excellent. Now to make it go away," said Shredder.
"Just yell random fandom and it'll go away. Hundreds of fandoms and the turtles will have to search them all until the thing is found," said Krang.
"Oh I just love the way your little mind works though this is the corniest thing I'll ever have to yell and I though Leonardo's line was bad," said Shredder.
"It's all I've got," said Krang.
"RANDOM FANDOM!" yelled Shredder.
The small device began to spin around and round until it became so small it disappeared into thin air. The moment the disappearing act occurred, a smile came to Shredder's face. He knew that this time, the turtles would have to be pretty smart and lucky to find the device.
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Oh boy, what kind of device is this? How will the turtles know what they're looking for? And where is this device? Wanna know? Well, you'll just have to keep on reading!
Chapter 1
"Glorification"
Shredder surfed the web as Krang continued to blab on about how Shredder had failed the last 4000 times they tried to take over the world. Shredder's search for some interesting reading material was not working too well since there were no fics anywhere that he could find that glorified him. 'Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Raphael, five Michelangelo fics in a row,' thought Shredder as sorted the fics out. After finding 16 Michelangelo fics, 20 Raphael fics, 5 Leonardo fics and 6 Don fics, he pounded his fists on the table.
"That's it! I'm sick of these damn fan girls and boys writing fan fiction glorifying those accursed shell-backs! Why can't they write about me? I'm much cuter than they are," yelled Shredder abruptly.
Krang stood there, as if he were in an anime, wondering what just happened to trigger the outburst. Just then, Krang looked at Shredder's comlink, noticing that there were a few internet windows open. Krang's robotic arm picked up the comlink and brought it to Krang's level.
"You were looking at porn again, haven't you Saki?" teased Krang.
"Of course not, you're the only one for me," said Shredder in a sarcastic voice.
"Fanfiction.net? Ninja Turtle fics? Shredder, are you jealous that there are no fics about you?" asked Krang.
"Of course you, bodiless appendage," yelled Shredder.
"Well, if you REALLY wanted this, you should have told me earlier," said Krang.
"What are you blabbering about?" asked Shredder.
"I have created a devise that is foolproof and will stop all fan fiction writing forever," announced Krang.
"Really?" asked Shredder.
"Yes, no one ever writes about me neither. I always get portrayed as your lover or something worse," said Krang.
"I don't know if anything can be worse than that," answered Shredder.
"All you have to do is choose a fandom that they would die in, hide the device in that fandom and we will never see those turtles again and we won't even have to do any work," explained Krang.
"Oh excellent! Give me the device!" commanded Shredder.
"Here," said Krang as he reached behind his back and pulled out a small device.
"This is it? This is what you have to give me?" said Shredder in shock, expecting a grander machine.
"Looks can be deceiving, Saki, just press this button and it will work wonders, and only those who write things glorifying us will be able to write," said Krang.
"That's an excellent idea," yelled Shredder as he pressed the button.
The small device started to glow blue, then purple, then red, then orange before repeating the colors faster and faster. Finally, it stopped on black.
"What happened?" asked Shredder.
"It's starting to effect everyone in the world! When the turtles find out, if they even do, they will never be able to stop it," laughed Krang.
"Excellent. Now to make it go away," said Shredder.
"Just yell random fandom and it'll go away. Hundreds of fandoms and the turtles will have to search them all until the thing is found," said Krang.
"Oh I just love the way your little mind works though this is the corniest thing I'll ever have to yell and I though Leonardo's line was bad," said Shredder.
"It's all I've got," said Krang.
"RANDOM FANDOM!" yelled Shredder.
The small device began to spin around and round until it became so small it disappeared into thin air. The moment the disappearing act occurred, a smile came to Shredder's face. He knew that this time, the turtles would have to be pretty smart and lucky to find the device.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Oh boy, what kind of device is this? How will the turtles know what they're looking for? And where is this device? Wanna know? Well, you'll just have to keep on reading!