Two Weeks in a Mini-Van, by SmashFan21
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I will soon, however, own Nintendo. HAHAHAHHA!!!
*Smash HQ*
Ness: I'm bored. You all suck. *does a yo-yo trick*
Kirby: Lets watch TV!
Bowser: There's nothing good on.
Roy: We could watch-
Mario: We're not-a watching 'The Love Boat' again-a!
Roy: Dang...
Link: *swings sword around, killing Mr. Game and Watch* Oops.
Kirby: That's the second time this week! *tosses G&W in the basement with the Ice Climbers*
Link: It's not my fault they get in the way.
Young Link: Where's the Lon Lon Milk?
Yoshi: We're out.
Young Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: Whoa.
Ness: Hey guys, I found some Lon Lon Milk under the couch-
Young Link grabs it and drinks it in two gulps.
Ness: That's a least two weeks old.
Young Link faints.
*Outside*
Master Hand: Crazy, we need something new. Just watching them beat the crap out of each other is getting boring.
Crazy Hand: I kNoW! wE cOuLd TaKe SeVeN oF tHeM, pUt ThEm In A 1994 ToYoTa CaMrY LE wAgOn, AnD mAkE tHeM sTaY iN iT wItH eAcH oThEr FoR tHrEe WeEkS?
Master Hand: That's horrible, Crazy. We should take seven of them, put them in a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon, and make the stay in it with each other for TWO weeks.
Crazy Hand: RiGhT...
Master Hand: Now, out of my way, I'm off to get seven of them.
Crazy Hand: @_@
*Inside*
Rico Suave by Gerardo is playing.
Ness: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin words*
Kirby: Rico.
Ness: Suave.
Young Link: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin*
Ness: Rico.
Young Link: Suave.
Kirby: Rico.
Ness: Suave.
Samus blasts the radio.
Ness, Kirby, Young Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Hand: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Master Hand: Oh come on, I'm not that scary.
Roy pees his pants.
All: ...
Master Hand: Right. Anyway, I want seven of you to come outside into a 1994 Toyota Camry LE, and stay in it for two weeks. You can bring two choice items with you. And two people can be in front, two in the middle, and three in back. I'd use the trunk, but that's too cruel, even for me. Any volunteers?
All step back, leaving Luigi, who was eating pasta, in front.
Luigi: Huh?
Master Hand: Alright Luigi. What would you like to take with you, and where would you like to sit?
Luigi: Um, I'll bring-a my Game Boy Advance and a copy of Mario Kart Super Circuit version, and I'll sit in the middle-left (as if we were looking at the car from behind).
Ness: Why not, I'll come. I'll bring my baseball bat and a copy of Game Informer. I'll sit in the back-center.
Kirby: If Ness is going, I'll go too! I'll bring a jar of cookies and my watch, so I can tell how long we've been in there. And I'll sit in the back- left (as if we were looking at the car from behind).
Young Link: If they're going, I'll come too! I'll bring a six-pack of Lon Lon Milk and my sword! And I'll sit in the only remaining seat in the back. (back-right)
Mario: I guess I'll-a go! I'll-a bring my-a Game Boy Advance and a copy of- a Mario Kart Super Circuit and my-a Link Cable so I can-a play with-a Luigi! I'll-a sit next to Luigi! (middle-right)
Master Hand: That's three things.
Roy: That's okay; I'll give them mine, so I'll only take one thing.
Master Hand: Very kind of you Roy. Alright.
Roy: I call shotgun! I'll bring my sword!
Master Hand: So, who'll be in driver's seat?
Samus: I want to!
Bowser: So do I!
Wario: MEEE TOOO!!! *dies*
Master Hand: Ok, we'll let the readers decide. Who will be the seventh smash brother? Vote!
(Vote to decide!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I will soon, however, own Nintendo. HAHAHAHHA!!!
*Smash HQ*
Ness: I'm bored. You all suck. *does a yo-yo trick*
Kirby: Lets watch TV!
Bowser: There's nothing good on.
Roy: We could watch-
Mario: We're not-a watching 'The Love Boat' again-a!
Roy: Dang...
Link: *swings sword around, killing Mr. Game and Watch* Oops.
Kirby: That's the second time this week! *tosses G&W in the basement with the Ice Climbers*
Link: It's not my fault they get in the way.
Young Link: Where's the Lon Lon Milk?
Yoshi: We're out.
Young Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: Whoa.
Ness: Hey guys, I found some Lon Lon Milk under the couch-
Young Link grabs it and drinks it in two gulps.
Ness: That's a least two weeks old.
Young Link faints.
*Outside*
Master Hand: Crazy, we need something new. Just watching them beat the crap out of each other is getting boring.
Crazy Hand: I kNoW! wE cOuLd TaKe SeVeN oF tHeM, pUt ThEm In A 1994 ToYoTa CaMrY LE wAgOn, AnD mAkE tHeM sTaY iN iT wItH eAcH oThEr FoR tHrEe WeEkS?
Master Hand: That's horrible, Crazy. We should take seven of them, put them in a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon, and make the stay in it with each other for TWO weeks.
Crazy Hand: RiGhT...
Master Hand: Now, out of my way, I'm off to get seven of them.
Crazy Hand: @_@
*Inside*
Rico Suave by Gerardo is playing.
Ness: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin words*
Kirby: Rico.
Ness: Suave.
Young Link: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin*
Ness: Rico.
Young Link: Suave.
Kirby: Rico.
Ness: Suave.
Samus blasts the radio.
Ness, Kirby, Young Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Hand: Hi everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Master Hand: Oh come on, I'm not that scary.
Roy pees his pants.
All: ...
Master Hand: Right. Anyway, I want seven of you to come outside into a 1994 Toyota Camry LE, and stay in it for two weeks. You can bring two choice items with you. And two people can be in front, two in the middle, and three in back. I'd use the trunk, but that's too cruel, even for me. Any volunteers?
All step back, leaving Luigi, who was eating pasta, in front.
Luigi: Huh?
Master Hand: Alright Luigi. What would you like to take with you, and where would you like to sit?
Luigi: Um, I'll bring-a my Game Boy Advance and a copy of Mario Kart Super Circuit version, and I'll sit in the middle-left (as if we were looking at the car from behind).
Ness: Why not, I'll come. I'll bring my baseball bat and a copy of Game Informer. I'll sit in the back-center.
Kirby: If Ness is going, I'll go too! I'll bring a jar of cookies and my watch, so I can tell how long we've been in there. And I'll sit in the back- left (as if we were looking at the car from behind).
Young Link: If they're going, I'll come too! I'll bring a six-pack of Lon Lon Milk and my sword! And I'll sit in the only remaining seat in the back. (back-right)
Mario: I guess I'll-a go! I'll-a bring my-a Game Boy Advance and a copy of- a Mario Kart Super Circuit and my-a Link Cable so I can-a play with-a Luigi! I'll-a sit next to Luigi! (middle-right)
Master Hand: That's three things.
Roy: That's okay; I'll give them mine, so I'll only take one thing.
Master Hand: Very kind of you Roy. Alright.
Roy: I call shotgun! I'll bring my sword!
Master Hand: So, who'll be in driver's seat?
Samus: I want to!
Bowser: So do I!
Wario: MEEE TOOO!!! *dies*
Master Hand: Ok, we'll let the readers decide. Who will be the seventh smash brother? Vote!
(Vote to decide!)