Two Weeks in a Mini-Van, by SmashFan21
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I'm getting closer to owning Nintendo, though.
A/N: This is to kirbymcool11: Yes, I did use some of your words, although the Master Hand and Crazy Hand thing is a commonly used cliché. Thank you.
*Smash HQ*
Master Hand: Before I announce the winner, I'd like to explain one thing. This is not a car TRIP; they are staying in ONE PLACE in a car. Anyway, SAMUS WINS!!!
Samus: Yeah! I'll bring my Power Suit and some gum!
Master Hand: Why gum.
Samus: Because AHM KICKING ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND AHM ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!!!
Master Hand: Um, ok. Well, the car is outside.
Roy: Hey, what do we get for doing this?
Master Hand: (thinking): Damn! I nearly got away without paying this time! (out loud): Sigh. $2,000,000.
All: Sweet!
Ness: How do we win?
Master Hand: Every once in awhile, I'll pop up and ask you questions about everyone else in the car. Be the one with the most correct, and, um, you don't get voted out of the car.
Roy: Wow. Not only did you rip off kirbymcool11 (I don't own KMC11) in the last chapter, but now you're ripping off Survivor as well!
Master Hand: ...shut up! *snaps his fingers, and the smashers are in the car.*
***DAY ONE***
Samus is in her seat going CRAZY!
Roy: Whoa! What's wrong with you!?
Samus: *shows Roy an empty pack of gum*
Roy: (reading wrapper): SUPA DUPPA SUGAR FILLED SOUR BUBBLE YUMMY! Warning: Do not eat whole pack in one day.
Samus: TIME OVA!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (this phrase © Psyguy)
*In the back*
Young Link: *gulp, gulp* Aw yeah! Best stuff ever!
Ness: Hey Samus! Turn your built-in radio on!
Samus: SSSSSURRRREEE! WHEEEE! *presses a button, Luigi's hat falls off*
Luigi: What the-a! *puts it back on*
Mario: Ah! I-a win!
Luigi: Hey-a! That's-a not fair!
Kirby eats all of his cookies in one bite.
Kirby: YUMMY! ME NEED MORE FOOD!
Ness: Kirby?
@@@Kirby's point of view@@@
Big Cookie (Ness): What the heck?
Big Muffin (Young Link): What's wrong with Kirby? OW!
@@@Normal point of view@@@
Young Link: THAT #*&$^#&*&^#%#$ BIT ME!!! #$(&^#*&^!!! &^#%$^#%&$#&%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: Huh? Young Link? What's wrong?
@@@Young Link's point of view@@@
Richard Simmons (Kirby): Hey, what's up with Young Link?
Howard Stern (Ness): I don't know... OW! THAT @&$^*&6^%&^% STABBED ME!
@@@Normal POV@@@
Samus: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWDY! WHEE-huh? What the hell happened?
Roy shows Samus the wrapper.
Samus: ...daaaaaaaamn.
Ness: *in a brawl with Young Link and Kirby* Hey Samus! Turn the radio on!
Samus: Fine. *turns it on and Rump Shaker is playing* God I love this song. *gets hit by a flying Kirby* OW! Fine, I know how to stop them. *turns on Rico Suave*
Ness: *stops*
Young Link: *stops*
Kirby: *stops in mid-air, then it is realized that this is not a cartoon and he falls down*
Ness: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin*
*goes on for hours until Samus shuts off the radio*
Ness: That felt good.
Kirby: Wow, it's pretty dark out. I'm going to bed.
All: Good idea.
***DAY TWO***
All are still sleeping. We see Roy and Samus in a somewhat hugging position??? (A/N: Samus BROUGHT her suit; she's WEARING regular cloths though.)
We see, in the middle, Mario and Luigi, sleeping normally. In the back, Ness and Young Link are using Kirby as a pillow.
Samus: *wakes up* *yawn* Huh? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: *wakes up* *yawn* Huh? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus puts on her suit and blasts Roy. By now, everyone is awake.
Mario: Mama mia!
Master Hand: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE! Come on out for a five minute bathroom and water break.
All: WOO HOO! *run out*
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Well, I hope you enjoyed! Next time, The First Break! R&R! (Also, if you want to make a cameo in The First Break, just say so, and what you'd like to say. BAI!
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I'm getting closer to owning Nintendo, though.
A/N: This is to kirbymcool11: Yes, I did use some of your words, although the Master Hand and Crazy Hand thing is a commonly used cliché. Thank you.
*Smash HQ*
Master Hand: Before I announce the winner, I'd like to explain one thing. This is not a car TRIP; they are staying in ONE PLACE in a car. Anyway, SAMUS WINS!!!
Samus: Yeah! I'll bring my Power Suit and some gum!
Master Hand: Why gum.
Samus: Because AHM KICKING ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND AHM ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!!!
Master Hand: Um, ok. Well, the car is outside.
Roy: Hey, what do we get for doing this?
Master Hand: (thinking): Damn! I nearly got away without paying this time! (out loud): Sigh. $2,000,000.
All: Sweet!
Ness: How do we win?
Master Hand: Every once in awhile, I'll pop up and ask you questions about everyone else in the car. Be the one with the most correct, and, um, you don't get voted out of the car.
Roy: Wow. Not only did you rip off kirbymcool11 (I don't own KMC11) in the last chapter, but now you're ripping off Survivor as well!
Master Hand: ...shut up! *snaps his fingers, and the smashers are in the car.*
***DAY ONE***
Samus is in her seat going CRAZY!
Roy: Whoa! What's wrong with you!?
Samus: *shows Roy an empty pack of gum*
Roy: (reading wrapper): SUPA DUPPA SUGAR FILLED SOUR BUBBLE YUMMY! Warning: Do not eat whole pack in one day.
Samus: TIME OVA!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (this phrase © Psyguy)
*In the back*
Young Link: *gulp, gulp* Aw yeah! Best stuff ever!
Ness: Hey Samus! Turn your built-in radio on!
Samus: SSSSSURRRREEE! WHEEEE! *presses a button, Luigi's hat falls off*
Luigi: What the-a! *puts it back on*
Mario: Ah! I-a win!
Luigi: Hey-a! That's-a not fair!
Kirby eats all of his cookies in one bite.
Kirby: YUMMY! ME NEED MORE FOOD!
Ness: Kirby?
@@@Kirby's point of view@@@
Big Cookie (Ness): What the heck?
Big Muffin (Young Link): What's wrong with Kirby? OW!
@@@Normal point of view@@@
Young Link: THAT #*&$^#&*&^#%#$ BIT ME!!! #$(&^#*&^!!! &^#%$^#%&$#&%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: Huh? Young Link? What's wrong?
@@@Young Link's point of view@@@
Richard Simmons (Kirby): Hey, what's up with Young Link?
Howard Stern (Ness): I don't know... OW! THAT @&$^*&6^%&^% STABBED ME!
@@@Normal POV@@@
Samus: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWDY! WHEE-huh? What the hell happened?
Roy shows Samus the wrapper.
Samus: ...daaaaaaaamn.
Ness: *in a brawl with Young Link and Kirby* Hey Samus! Turn the radio on!
Samus: Fine. *turns it on and Rump Shaker is playing* God I love this song. *gets hit by a flying Kirby* OW! Fine, I know how to stop them. *turns on Rico Suave*
Ness: *stops*
Young Link: *stops*
Kirby: *stops in mid-air, then it is realized that this is not a cartoon and he falls down*
Ness: Rico.
Kirby: Suave.
Young Link: *random Latin*
*goes on for hours until Samus shuts off the radio*
Ness: That felt good.
Kirby: Wow, it's pretty dark out. I'm going to bed.
All: Good idea.
***DAY TWO***
All are still sleeping. We see Roy and Samus in a somewhat hugging position??? (A/N: Samus BROUGHT her suit; she's WEARING regular cloths though.)
We see, in the middle, Mario and Luigi, sleeping normally. In the back, Ness and Young Link are using Kirby as a pillow.
Samus: *wakes up* *yawn* Huh? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: *wakes up* *yawn* Huh? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus puts on her suit and blasts Roy. By now, everyone is awake.
Mario: Mama mia!
Master Hand: ALRIGHT! EVERYONE! Come on out for a five minute bathroom and water break.
All: WOO HOO! *run out*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Well, I hope you enjoyed! Next time, The First Break! R&R! (Also, if you want to make a cameo in The First Break, just say so, and what you'd like to say. BAI!