Two Weeks in a Mini-Van, by SmashFan21
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I'm getting closer to owning Nintendo, though.
The First Break!
***Women's Bathroom***
Samus is washing up, when...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!! Brak crashes through the roof.
Brak: WAZZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: WAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brak: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well, Brak's cameo is coming off to a good start.
Samus: WAZHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Brak: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: A bit too long of a start. -_-
Samus: WAZZZZAH!
Brak: WAZZZZZAH!
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!
Brak: Why?
Samus: Yeah, we were having fun.
Zelda: SCREW THIS CAMEO THING! *blasts Brak into oblivion*
Samus: Aw...
***Five minutes earlier***
Samus: Hey Zelda, if Brak ever comes here, blast him.
Zelda: Ok...
***Now***
Samus: Oh yeah.
***Outside***
Ness: Well, just a couple of minutes until the break is over.
Then a person comes wielding pickets saying Ness is evil.
???: WAZZZAAAAH!!!
Zelda: I'll blast you, too.
???: Sorry. My names Mewtwo's Maid!
Mewtwo: Eh? I don't have a maid.
MM: You do now?
Mewtwo: Why did you say that in the form of a question?
MM: Why are you asking so many questions?
Mewtwo: Will you shut up?
MM: See, you could've just said 'Shut up.' instead of asking me to. Why?
Mewtwo: This is why I don't go outside. *leaves*
Ness: Now what makes you think I'm evil?
MM: What makes you think I think you're evil?
Ness: *points to picket signs*
MM: Oh those. *hides them* Um, would you believe I stole them from an evil empire trying to spread the word that you're evil?
Ness: I find that pretty hard to believe.
MM: Ok, would you believe I took these from the CIA and the FBI to clear your name?
Ness: I don't think so.
MM: Would you believe they belong to my imaginary monkey-friend, Bobo?
Ness: I doubt it.
MM: Ok. Bye bye everyone! *leaves* *comes back* Oops, I almost forgot my signs, er, I mean, Bobo. Come here Bobo! Good monkey! *leaves*
Ness: Strange people these days.
Kirby: Quite.
Young Link: I say, let us return to the automobile.
Ness: I concur.
Kirby: As do I.
*all walk back to car*
Roy: ...*blink*
Mario: ...*blink blink*
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off*
Mario: *ditto*
Master Hand: OK BACK IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---------------------- And so ends the first break! R&R!
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I'm getting closer to owning Nintendo, though.
The First Break!
***Women's Bathroom***
Samus is washing up, when...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!! Brak crashes through the roof.
Brak: WAZZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: WAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brak: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Zelda: Well, Brak's cameo is coming off to a good start.
Samus: WAZHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Brak: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: A bit too long of a start. -_-
Samus: WAZZZZAH!
Brak: WAZZZZZAH!
Zelda: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!
Brak: Why?
Samus: Yeah, we were having fun.
Zelda: SCREW THIS CAMEO THING! *blasts Brak into oblivion*
Samus: Aw...
***Five minutes earlier***
Samus: Hey Zelda, if Brak ever comes here, blast him.
Zelda: Ok...
***Now***
Samus: Oh yeah.
***Outside***
Ness: Well, just a couple of minutes until the break is over.
Then a person comes wielding pickets saying Ness is evil.
???: WAZZZAAAAH!!!
Zelda: I'll blast you, too.
???: Sorry. My names Mewtwo's Maid!
Mewtwo: Eh? I don't have a maid.
MM: You do now?
Mewtwo: Why did you say that in the form of a question?
MM: Why are you asking so many questions?
Mewtwo: Will you shut up?
MM: See, you could've just said 'Shut up.' instead of asking me to. Why?
Mewtwo: This is why I don't go outside. *leaves*
Ness: Now what makes you think I'm evil?
MM: What makes you think I think you're evil?
Ness: *points to picket signs*
MM: Oh those. *hides them* Um, would you believe I stole them from an evil empire trying to spread the word that you're evil?
Ness: I find that pretty hard to believe.
MM: Ok, would you believe I took these from the CIA and the FBI to clear your name?
Ness: I don't think so.
MM: Would you believe they belong to my imaginary monkey-friend, Bobo?
Ness: I doubt it.
MM: Ok. Bye bye everyone! *leaves* *comes back* Oops, I almost forgot my signs, er, I mean, Bobo. Come here Bobo! Good monkey! *leaves*
Ness: Strange people these days.
Kirby: Quite.
Young Link: I say, let us return to the automobile.
Ness: I concur.
Kirby: As do I.
*all walk back to car*
Roy: ...*blink*
Mario: ...*blink blink*
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off*
Mario: *ditto*
Master Hand: OK BACK IN THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---------------------- And so ends the first break! R&R!