Giles and Druilla go to the Movies
Scene: a movie theater
Giles and Dru were at the theater and Giles had gone to get popcorn. He liked popcorn. He wondered if Drusilla liked the popcorn too.
"Hurry up, Giels! Miss Edith says we will miss the movie." Giles said.
Giles did not want to miss the movie. He was fond of Shrek.
"Wanker!"
"Okay, I will hurry up with the popcorn and the British sodas."
"Quick! The stars and butterflies say we will be late."
Giles was sitting between Dru and Spike. Spike was glaring at him. Bloody wanker! His princess was not fit for a watcher. Giles's skin was rough and horrible like leathre, and smelled funny. He smelled of blood and dirt and all things good for vampires.
Giles stuttered into his popcorn.
"This trailer is boring."
"Miss Edith does not like trailers."
"Wankers." Yelled Spike.
"Shut up!"
Buffy was at the front of the movie with Angelus and a Diet Pepsi.
The movie was on. Giles snuggled into Dru and Spike kicked his knee and poked him a bit. Bloody buggering watcher. How could he let his pet be treated like this. He wanted to put the watcher in his plaice. But he would wait for the end of the movie. Film was good.
Spike then heard kissing noises from the front row. Angelus was with his beautiful Buffy. Buffys's hair shone like the sun in the front row and he growled and vampire growl.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....rrr."
Then the cieling fell down and killed them all. Even though the same thing happened in that Buffy episode and Spike got out in a wheelchair. The vampires and slayer and watcher was dead.
The end.
Scene: a movie theater
Giles and Dru were at the theater and Giles had gone to get popcorn. He liked popcorn. He wondered if Drusilla liked the popcorn too.
"Hurry up, Giels! Miss Edith says we will miss the movie." Giles said.
Giles did not want to miss the movie. He was fond of Shrek.
"Wanker!"
"Okay, I will hurry up with the popcorn and the British sodas."
"Quick! The stars and butterflies say we will be late."
Giles was sitting between Dru and Spike. Spike was glaring at him. Bloody wanker! His princess was not fit for a watcher. Giles's skin was rough and horrible like leathre, and smelled funny. He smelled of blood and dirt and all things good for vampires.
Giles stuttered into his popcorn.
"This trailer is boring."
"Miss Edith does not like trailers."
"Wankers." Yelled Spike.
"Shut up!"
Buffy was at the front of the movie with Angelus and a Diet Pepsi.
The movie was on. Giles snuggled into Dru and Spike kicked his knee and poked him a bit. Bloody buggering watcher. How could he let his pet be treated like this. He wanted to put the watcher in his plaice. But he would wait for the end of the movie. Film was good.
Spike then heard kissing noises from the front row. Angelus was with his beautiful Buffy. Buffys's hair shone like the sun in the front row and he growled and vampire growl.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....rrr."
Then the cieling fell down and killed them all. Even though the same thing happened in that Buffy episode and Spike got out in a wheelchair. The vampires and slayer and watcher was dead.
The end.