Okay, quick dictionary of terms written and other such words that will be
seen in this chapter:
Yoai: Male X Male fics (male homosexual relationship)
Yuri: Female X Female fic (lesbian relationship)
Hentai: Perverted
Baka: Idiot
Omi O Korosu: "I'm going to kill you"
Urusai: "shut up"
Chapter 4
"Take off to the Sky"
The portal closed behind the turtles as the exited the portal. Their relief was clear as they gathered together.
"Man, I am SO happy to be away from there," said Raph.
"Tell me about it, with all that caring and cuteness, I thought I was going to puke," agreed Mikey.
Don walked away from the group and strolled towards a window. The stars were shining brilliantly. The moon was large, almost as if he were miles from it. Just then, something hit him.
"Umm...guys," said Don.
"What is it, Don?" asked Leo.
Don pointed to the moon, bringing everyone's attention to it. They looked at it in awe as they walked closer to the window.
"Where are we?" asked Raph in amazement.
"The Peace Million," answered Don, looking down at his Fandom transporter.
"And that would be where?" asked Raph.
Suddenly, they heard four clicks that sounded like the cocking of four guns. Each turtle turned to see four teenage boys of different origins and ethnic groups standing in a row with guns pointed at them.
"Umm...Hi fellas, what do ya say that we talk this out and we all get on our merry way?" asked Mikey.
"Let's. Now what do you want?" asked the boy with dark brown hair.
"We're looking for a device that we don't know what it looks like but it's alien technology and it's causing all the authors in the world to stop writing," explained Master Splinter.
"Writing is for the weak. We might as well kill them. Then we don't have to worry about yoai hentai. Besides, no one is gay unless you mean happy in this group," said the Chinese boy.
"Well if ya ask me, I like having girls write about me! Some of the fics were actually kind of amusin' if I don't say so myself," said the brown, long haired boy wearing black and a priest's collar.
"Duo, don't be a baka," said the Chinese boy.
"Hey, I can't help it if I like the stuff. Besides, yer just jealous 'cause you don't have girls writing good things about you, Wu-Man," said Duo.
"That's Wufei, Duo. Besides, what do you know about good literature?" asked the Chinese boy.
"I may not know literature but I know what I like," said Duo as he shrugged and held his gun away from the turtles.
"Urusai! Now, did OZ send you?" asked the brown haired boy, still aiming his gun at the turtles.
"OZ? As in the Wizard of Oz?" asked Mikey.
"I guess they don't know who OZ is," said the taller boy with light brown hair.
"They could be lying, Trowa," said the dark brown haired boy.
"Look, kid, we don't know any OZ! Now, are ya going to put yer gun down or do I have ta get rough with ya?" asked Raph as he drew his sai and spun them around.
Suddenly, a blonde haired, Arabian boy ran into the room. He was smiling as he ran. His purple vest and khakis flew behind him as he ran.
"Hey, guys, I don't think we should hurt them! This isn't right. We shouldn't fight them if they're not our enemies. Let them look for whatever it is that they're looking for," said the boy.
"Alright Quatre. My name is Heero Yuy," said Heero.
After a quick introduction of the turtles and each of the boys introducing themselves, the turtles explained how they were looking for a small device but had no idea what they were looking for.
"And how have you been looking for something that you don't even know what it looks like?" asked Duo.
"We've been using this. It's a portable tracking device to track down the thing that is causing Writer's Block," said Don as he held out the small, handheld device.
"So all you did was program it to find the metal in the wires that should be on the inside of this thing that you're looking for," said Quatre.
"Yes! You know about this stuff?" asked Don.
"Are you kidding? I was taught by Instructor H. He taught me everything I needed to know about machines," said Quatre.
"Interesting. Now, how big is your fandom since it may take a while to search?" asked Master Splinter.
"Maybe we can hook up the tracker to a few satellites. It would be done within 24 hours. I'm also assuming that you'd want to have the colonies, Earth, and the Lunar base searched," said Quatre.
"Colonies? Earth? Lunar base?" asked Leo.
"Earth was getting over crowded so Earth put up colonies into space. An organization called OZ has been suppressing them by military force. OZ had set up a base on the moon, hence the name Lunar Base. And did you think we would be this close to the moon?" asked Wufei.
"Well, sorry, I was just surprised," said Leo.
"That's okay, we'll set up rooms for you. Donatello, please come with me, we can hook up your tracker to bounce off satellites and search for the device," said Quatre.
Don and Quatre went off. Splinter and Leonardo walked off to the practice room with Heero and Wufei. Trowa leaned against the wall while Duo, Raph and Mikey stayed in the same place.
"Are you sure you know how to use that thing?" asked Duo as he watched Raph spin his sai.
"Better than you know how to use your brain probably," replied Raph.
"Are you sure about that? I'm a gundam pilot," said Duo.
"And that's supposed to impress me?" asked Raph
"Well it could if you knew what one was," retorted Duo.
While those two insulted each other, Mikey looked at Trowa who was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed. He walked over to Trowa and figured that he could get Trowa talk.
"So, Trowa, tell me about your villains," said Mikey.
"They're not villains. No side is right," said Trowa.
"You should meet ours! We have one UGLY brain thing from Dimension X and his lover trying to take over the world with their illegitimate children, a mutant rhino and a mutant warthog who thinks good reading is upside-down toilet paper instructions," said Mikey.
Trowa looked at Mikey and then closed his eyes again. He remained silent.
"Well, you should also meet this guy called the Rat King! He's SO insane that he thinks he's a rat! I mean, the rats just feel sorry for him and that's the only reason they do what he says," continued Mikey, trying to be funnier.
He realized that he wasn't getting anywhere with talking to Trowa. Finally, he decided that before he left, he would get a laugh out of Trowa. He finally started to go into his stand-up comedian routine.
"Now, I'm a ninja and man, do I love it. Every night, you go out, kick butt and then you sleep during the day. The best part is watching the police as they look around and say 'Did I just see a big turtle drive that car?' and then the other says 'Rookies.' It's SO great. After the 80th time, you would have thought they would have saw us," started Mikey.
Trowa did nothing. He just stood there as if he were a statue, watching Mikey be as funny as he could possibly be. Trowa finally closed his eyes without going to sleep.
"Thanks for letting us use your ship's satellites," said Don as he looked at the equipment.
"No problem. Tea?" offered Quatre as he held out a tea cup with some tea in it.
"Please," said Donny as he gently took the cup from Quatre's hands.
"Too bad you're not human. You would do wonders for the world! Heck, we could do more together and...talk more," said Quatre.
(A/N: Yes, Hex, this is a reference to what you're thinking. SHH!)
"It would be nice to be human," said Don, not quite catching the meaning of what Quatre was hinting at.
Quatre could see Don wasn't catching on but kept it at where it was since he didn't want to hurt his weak little heart. He watched the machines as they scanned for the device that was still a rather large mystery to them.
"So, yer a priest, huh?" asked Raph as he hung out with Duo.
"Nope. I was supposed to grow up to be one but I don't believe in god," said Duo.
"Atheist?" asked Raph.
"No, I believe in the god of death. That's me! I am the God of Death," said Duo.
"Nice nickname!" Raph said, almost impressed.
"Well, it beats Hero of a Massacre," Said Duo.
Raph laughed. He has a bit of Mikey's sense of humor but wasn't as embarrassing.
"So, Raphy," started Duo.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, NO BODY calls me Raphy, kid," said Raph.
"If I'm a kid, what does that make you? You're a head shorter than me!" said Duo.
"Yeah but it doesn't mean that I'm not more mature than you," argued Raph.
"More mature? That's a good one," laughed Duo.
While Raph and Duo went at arguing with each other, Leo and Wufei started to argue about technique as a ninja. Their argument lead into a sparring match between the two. Wufei managed to disarm Leo and take him down with a few solid kicks. While this happened, Heero and Master Splinter communicated in the language of 'Hn'. (This means you say nothing but "Hn" and you expect the other to understand it)
The next morning came and Mikey was still trying to make Trowa laugh. Neither of them had moved from the room. Trowa hadn't even moved from the very spot in which he has stood in from the previous day. The gundam pilots, turtles and Master Splinter gathered in the room.
"Well, did anything come up?" asked Leo.
"No, nothing. Sorry, I wish we could help," said Quatre.
"That's okay. They'll be fine on their own," said Heero.
"Thank you," said Master Splinter.
"It was nice having you all to annoy, right Raphy?" said Duo.
"RAPHY? WHY YOU!" yelled Raph as he pounced on Duo.
Everyone watched as Raph began to beat up Duo. Everyone except for Trowa and Mikey sweat dropped. Mikey was still trying to get Trowa to laugh.
"Well, since I couldn't get him to laugh or say anything, maybe I can get him to say oww," said Mikey as he went to pinch Trowa.
"Don't even think about turtle boy," said Trowa as he whipped out a gun.
"Man, that worked," said Mikey.
"Okay, Raph, Mikey, it's time to go. We need to find that device," said Leo.
With a groan from Mikey and Raph, Donny made a portal to the next world. The turtles said good-bye to the pilots and they left for the next world, no closer to knowing what it was but closer to finding it.
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Another chapter, another dead end. Will the turtles ever find that device? Will authors ever write fics again? Tune in next time for another chapter of..."Writer's Block"
A/N: I'm sorry for those of you who don't know the show but you'll recognize some other shows eventually. The next show maybe a but more familiar to people.
Yoai: Male X Male fics (male homosexual relationship)
Yuri: Female X Female fic (lesbian relationship)
Hentai: Perverted
Baka: Idiot
Omi O Korosu: "I'm going to kill you"
Urusai: "shut up"
Chapter 4
"Take off to the Sky"
The portal closed behind the turtles as the exited the portal. Their relief was clear as they gathered together.
"Man, I am SO happy to be away from there," said Raph.
"Tell me about it, with all that caring and cuteness, I thought I was going to puke," agreed Mikey.
Don walked away from the group and strolled towards a window. The stars were shining brilliantly. The moon was large, almost as if he were miles from it. Just then, something hit him.
"Umm...guys," said Don.
"What is it, Don?" asked Leo.
Don pointed to the moon, bringing everyone's attention to it. They looked at it in awe as they walked closer to the window.
"Where are we?" asked Raph in amazement.
"The Peace Million," answered Don, looking down at his Fandom transporter.
"And that would be where?" asked Raph.
Suddenly, they heard four clicks that sounded like the cocking of four guns. Each turtle turned to see four teenage boys of different origins and ethnic groups standing in a row with guns pointed at them.
"Umm...Hi fellas, what do ya say that we talk this out and we all get on our merry way?" asked Mikey.
"Let's. Now what do you want?" asked the boy with dark brown hair.
"We're looking for a device that we don't know what it looks like but it's alien technology and it's causing all the authors in the world to stop writing," explained Master Splinter.
"Writing is for the weak. We might as well kill them. Then we don't have to worry about yoai hentai. Besides, no one is gay unless you mean happy in this group," said the Chinese boy.
"Well if ya ask me, I like having girls write about me! Some of the fics were actually kind of amusin' if I don't say so myself," said the brown, long haired boy wearing black and a priest's collar.
"Duo, don't be a baka," said the Chinese boy.
"Hey, I can't help it if I like the stuff. Besides, yer just jealous 'cause you don't have girls writing good things about you, Wu-Man," said Duo.
"That's Wufei, Duo. Besides, what do you know about good literature?" asked the Chinese boy.
"I may not know literature but I know what I like," said Duo as he shrugged and held his gun away from the turtles.
"Urusai! Now, did OZ send you?" asked the brown haired boy, still aiming his gun at the turtles.
"OZ? As in the Wizard of Oz?" asked Mikey.
"I guess they don't know who OZ is," said the taller boy with light brown hair.
"They could be lying, Trowa," said the dark brown haired boy.
"Look, kid, we don't know any OZ! Now, are ya going to put yer gun down or do I have ta get rough with ya?" asked Raph as he drew his sai and spun them around.
Suddenly, a blonde haired, Arabian boy ran into the room. He was smiling as he ran. His purple vest and khakis flew behind him as he ran.
"Hey, guys, I don't think we should hurt them! This isn't right. We shouldn't fight them if they're not our enemies. Let them look for whatever it is that they're looking for," said the boy.
"Alright Quatre. My name is Heero Yuy," said Heero.
After a quick introduction of the turtles and each of the boys introducing themselves, the turtles explained how they were looking for a small device but had no idea what they were looking for.
"And how have you been looking for something that you don't even know what it looks like?" asked Duo.
"We've been using this. It's a portable tracking device to track down the thing that is causing Writer's Block," said Don as he held out the small, handheld device.
"So all you did was program it to find the metal in the wires that should be on the inside of this thing that you're looking for," said Quatre.
"Yes! You know about this stuff?" asked Don.
"Are you kidding? I was taught by Instructor H. He taught me everything I needed to know about machines," said Quatre.
"Interesting. Now, how big is your fandom since it may take a while to search?" asked Master Splinter.
"Maybe we can hook up the tracker to a few satellites. It would be done within 24 hours. I'm also assuming that you'd want to have the colonies, Earth, and the Lunar base searched," said Quatre.
"Colonies? Earth? Lunar base?" asked Leo.
"Earth was getting over crowded so Earth put up colonies into space. An organization called OZ has been suppressing them by military force. OZ had set up a base on the moon, hence the name Lunar Base. And did you think we would be this close to the moon?" asked Wufei.
"Well, sorry, I was just surprised," said Leo.
"That's okay, we'll set up rooms for you. Donatello, please come with me, we can hook up your tracker to bounce off satellites and search for the device," said Quatre.
Don and Quatre went off. Splinter and Leonardo walked off to the practice room with Heero and Wufei. Trowa leaned against the wall while Duo, Raph and Mikey stayed in the same place.
"Are you sure you know how to use that thing?" asked Duo as he watched Raph spin his sai.
"Better than you know how to use your brain probably," replied Raph.
"Are you sure about that? I'm a gundam pilot," said Duo.
"And that's supposed to impress me?" asked Raph
"Well it could if you knew what one was," retorted Duo.
While those two insulted each other, Mikey looked at Trowa who was leaning against the wall with his eyes closed. He walked over to Trowa and figured that he could get Trowa talk.
"So, Trowa, tell me about your villains," said Mikey.
"They're not villains. No side is right," said Trowa.
"You should meet ours! We have one UGLY brain thing from Dimension X and his lover trying to take over the world with their illegitimate children, a mutant rhino and a mutant warthog who thinks good reading is upside-down toilet paper instructions," said Mikey.
Trowa looked at Mikey and then closed his eyes again. He remained silent.
"Well, you should also meet this guy called the Rat King! He's SO insane that he thinks he's a rat! I mean, the rats just feel sorry for him and that's the only reason they do what he says," continued Mikey, trying to be funnier.
He realized that he wasn't getting anywhere with talking to Trowa. Finally, he decided that before he left, he would get a laugh out of Trowa. He finally started to go into his stand-up comedian routine.
"Now, I'm a ninja and man, do I love it. Every night, you go out, kick butt and then you sleep during the day. The best part is watching the police as they look around and say 'Did I just see a big turtle drive that car?' and then the other says 'Rookies.' It's SO great. After the 80th time, you would have thought they would have saw us," started Mikey.
Trowa did nothing. He just stood there as if he were a statue, watching Mikey be as funny as he could possibly be. Trowa finally closed his eyes without going to sleep.
"Thanks for letting us use your ship's satellites," said Don as he looked at the equipment.
"No problem. Tea?" offered Quatre as he held out a tea cup with some tea in it.
"Please," said Donny as he gently took the cup from Quatre's hands.
"Too bad you're not human. You would do wonders for the world! Heck, we could do more together and...talk more," said Quatre.
(A/N: Yes, Hex, this is a reference to what you're thinking. SHH!)
"It would be nice to be human," said Don, not quite catching the meaning of what Quatre was hinting at.
Quatre could see Don wasn't catching on but kept it at where it was since he didn't want to hurt his weak little heart. He watched the machines as they scanned for the device that was still a rather large mystery to them.
"So, yer a priest, huh?" asked Raph as he hung out with Duo.
"Nope. I was supposed to grow up to be one but I don't believe in god," said Duo.
"Atheist?" asked Raph.
"No, I believe in the god of death. That's me! I am the God of Death," said Duo.
"Nice nickname!" Raph said, almost impressed.
"Well, it beats Hero of a Massacre," Said Duo.
Raph laughed. He has a bit of Mikey's sense of humor but wasn't as embarrassing.
"So, Raphy," started Duo.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, NO BODY calls me Raphy, kid," said Raph.
"If I'm a kid, what does that make you? You're a head shorter than me!" said Duo.
"Yeah but it doesn't mean that I'm not more mature than you," argued Raph.
"More mature? That's a good one," laughed Duo.
While Raph and Duo went at arguing with each other, Leo and Wufei started to argue about technique as a ninja. Their argument lead into a sparring match between the two. Wufei managed to disarm Leo and take him down with a few solid kicks. While this happened, Heero and Master Splinter communicated in the language of 'Hn'. (This means you say nothing but "Hn" and you expect the other to understand it)
The next morning came and Mikey was still trying to make Trowa laugh. Neither of them had moved from the room. Trowa hadn't even moved from the very spot in which he has stood in from the previous day. The gundam pilots, turtles and Master Splinter gathered in the room.
"Well, did anything come up?" asked Leo.
"No, nothing. Sorry, I wish we could help," said Quatre.
"That's okay. They'll be fine on their own," said Heero.
"Thank you," said Master Splinter.
"It was nice having you all to annoy, right Raphy?" said Duo.
"RAPHY? WHY YOU!" yelled Raph as he pounced on Duo.
Everyone watched as Raph began to beat up Duo. Everyone except for Trowa and Mikey sweat dropped. Mikey was still trying to get Trowa to laugh.
"Well, since I couldn't get him to laugh or say anything, maybe I can get him to say oww," said Mikey as he went to pinch Trowa.
"Don't even think about turtle boy," said Trowa as he whipped out a gun.
"Man, that worked," said Mikey.
"Okay, Raph, Mikey, it's time to go. We need to find that device," said Leo.
With a groan from Mikey and Raph, Donny made a portal to the next world. The turtles said good-bye to the pilots and they left for the next world, no closer to knowing what it was but closer to finding it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Another chapter, another dead end. Will the turtles ever find that device? Will authors ever write fics again? Tune in next time for another chapter of..."Writer's Block"
A/N: I'm sorry for those of you who don't know the show but you'll recognize some other shows eventually. The next show maybe a but more familiar to people.