Two Weeks in a Mini-Van, by SmashFan21
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I WILL SOON RULE NINTENDO!!!! MWAHAHAHA!
'Hey look, I updated!'
Chapter Four: Stuff Happens
Samus is relaxing when she overhears something in the back seat...
Ness: I'm telling you, Einstein is WRONG!
Kirby: And I'm telling you that the quantum theory is more correct NOW then EVER BEFORE!
Young Link: I say you two, you sound like bickering little children!
Ness + Kirby: SHUT UP!
Young Link: I say.
Samus, Roy, Mario, and Luigi: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *try to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but fail!*
Roy: What are we NOW!? FINAL FANTASY!?!?!
Cloud: *appears*: NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!?!?!
Aeris: *is stabbed to death by Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHA!
Samus: Uh, obscure cameo day was YESTERDAY. Bye bye! *Puts on suit blasts FF characters into nothing* *fanfare plays*
Voice from Nowhere: Samus wins! Samus gains 0 EXP! Found a piece of tissue! Found hair gel! Found a flower! Found Masamune (Sephy's sword)!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU-A FF CHARACTERS!!!!!!!
***DAY THREE***
Ness wakes up to find himself inside of Young Link's...hat. You thought about something else, didn't you? Freak.
Ness: Hm, I appear to be in the head robe of my comrade.
Young Link: Intriguing!
Kirby: *zombified* Fooooooooooooddd... HUUUUUUUNNNNGEEEEER!!!!!!
Young Link: Oh my.
@@@Kirby's point of view@@@
Sandwich (Young Link): Oh dear.
Jar of Pickles (Ness): I do not find this predicament to be good.
Big Bagel (Luigi): *appears* *YAWN* Hey-a, why is-a Kirby staring at-a me like-a that? *CHOMP* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
@@@Normal P.O.V.@@@
Luigi: MAMA MIA!!!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *faints*
Yugi Moto: *appears* It's time to duel!
Marik Ishtar: *appears* AHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, I'LL TRAP YOU IN THE SHADOW REALM!
Joey Wheeler: *appears* Hang in there, Yug.!
Obelisk the Tormentor: *appears and punches Joey's head off*
Joey's Head: Hang in there, Yug.! I'm with ya *head gets stepped on by O.T.T.*
Roy: ARGH!!!!!!! THIS VAN CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE YU-GI-OH! IDIOTS! IF ONE MORE HUGE THING APPEARS, WE'RE DONE FOR!
The Winged Dragon of RA: *appears*
All but T.W.D.O.R.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Hand: *appears* OK, THAT'S ENOUGH! *sends the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters to the void* Now then, OUT OF THE CAR FOR A CHALLENGE GAME!!!
All: *get out of the car*
Master Hand: Now then, it's time to...*teleports them to a certain NES game called...*
Mewtwo: *freezes time* Now then, this is where you readers come in. Pick one of these four NES games and tell which on they should go to. Will go to...
Duck Hunt
Burger Time
Ice Climber
Tiny Toon Adventures
Mewtwo: VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Melee, or a 1994 Toyota Camry LE Wagon. I WILL SOON RULE NINTENDO!!!! MWAHAHAHA!
'Hey look, I updated!'
Chapter Four: Stuff Happens
Samus is relaxing when she overhears something in the back seat...
Ness: I'm telling you, Einstein is WRONG!
Kirby: And I'm telling you that the quantum theory is more correct NOW then EVER BEFORE!
Young Link: I say you two, you sound like bickering little children!
Ness + Kirby: SHUT UP!
Young Link: I say.
Samus, Roy, Mario, and Luigi: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *try to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but fail!*
Roy: What are we NOW!? FINAL FANTASY!?!?!
Cloud: *appears*: NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!?!?!
Aeris: *is stabbed to death by Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: MWAHAHAHA!
Samus: Uh, obscure cameo day was YESTERDAY. Bye bye! *Puts on suit blasts FF characters into nothing* *fanfare plays*
Voice from Nowhere: Samus wins! Samus gains 0 EXP! Found a piece of tissue! Found hair gel! Found a flower! Found Masamune (Sephy's sword)!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU-A FF CHARACTERS!!!!!!!
***DAY THREE***
Ness wakes up to find himself inside of Young Link's...hat. You thought about something else, didn't you? Freak.
Ness: Hm, I appear to be in the head robe of my comrade.
Young Link: Intriguing!
Kirby: *zombified* Fooooooooooooddd... HUUUUUUUNNNNGEEEEER!!!!!!
Young Link: Oh my.
@@@Kirby's point of view@@@
Sandwich (Young Link): Oh dear.
Jar of Pickles (Ness): I do not find this predicament to be good.
Big Bagel (Luigi): *appears* *YAWN* Hey-a, why is-a Kirby staring at-a me like-a that? *CHOMP* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
@@@Normal P.O.V.@@@
Luigi: MAMA MIA!!!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *faints*
Yugi Moto: *appears* It's time to duel!
Marik Ishtar: *appears* AHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, I'LL TRAP YOU IN THE SHADOW REALM!
Joey Wheeler: *appears* Hang in there, Yug.!
Obelisk the Tormentor: *appears and punches Joey's head off*
Joey's Head: Hang in there, Yug.! I'm with ya *head gets stepped on by O.T.T.*
Roy: ARGH!!!!!!! THIS VAN CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE YU-GI-OH! IDIOTS! IF ONE MORE HUGE THING APPEARS, WE'RE DONE FOR!
The Winged Dragon of RA: *appears*
All but T.W.D.O.R.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Hand: *appears* OK, THAT'S ENOUGH! *sends the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters to the void* Now then, OUT OF THE CAR FOR A CHALLENGE GAME!!!
All: *get out of the car*
Master Hand: Now then, it's time to...*teleports them to a certain NES game called...*
Mewtwo: *freezes time* Now then, this is where you readers come in. Pick one of these four NES games and tell which on they should go to. Will go to...
Duck Hunt
Burger Time
Ice Climber
Tiny Toon Adventures
Mewtwo: VOTE VOTE VOTE!