Chapter 5
"I'm Your Average Teenage Girl"
"Ron, don't you watch anything that's actually worth watching?" asked a brown haired girl as she slumped down in a big brown chair.
"Kim, Kim, Kim, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are worth watching! Look at their moves, their grace, their..." started the blonde haired boy who sat in front of the TV.
"Ability to make it possible for them to do flips that even I have trouble with look like a piece of cake," argued Kim.
"No, no, no, piece of pizza!" said Ron's pet naked mole-rat, Rufus, as he grabbed a piece of pizza from the pizza box and gobbled it down in about three seconds.
"Thank you Rufus," said Ron and he turned his attention to the TV.
Kim sunk even father down into the chair. She couldn't believe that she was going to be spending her afternoon watching a bunch of teenage reptiles fight a human can opener. She knew that there was nothing to do and it was going to be completely quiet so there were no villains to fight. She took out her communicator with Wade, her friend and ally.
"Hey, Wade, anything going on that I need to save the world from?" asked Kim, almost desperately.
"Not that I see," said Wade.
"Drakkon's not trying anything with Shego?" asked Kim.
"Nope," answered Wade.
"Gill's not taking over any more camps?" asked Kim.
"Nothing there," said Wade as he typed on his computer.
"Frugal Lucre's not trying to destroy the internet unless we all send him a dollar?" asked Kim, REALLY starting to get dispirit.
"Kim, there's nothing out...wait a minute!" said Wade as he typed some things into his computer.
"What's up, Wade?" asked Kim.
"There seems to be five REALLY weird looking things around, looking for something," said Wade, looking shocked.
"REALLY?" asked Kim.
"Yeah. They're on Maple Street somewhere," said Wade.
"We'll be right on it!" said Kim.
Kim looked at Ron and Rufus. She smirked and then ran over to the TV before turning it off.
"Hey! KP! I was watching that," argued Ron.
"Yeah, watching that," said Rufus.
"Sorry, but something's going on and we need to check it out," said Kim.
"Couldn't it have waited until after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" asked Ron.
"Sorry, but we need to make sure that whatever's there isn't going to be dangerous," said Kim as she started running to the door.
"Man, we have to wait until next Saturday to see the rest of this episode!" complained Ron to Rufus.
"Yeah," said Rufus as he climbed into Ron's pocket.
Kim and Ron took off running down to Maple Street, unsure of what they would find. When they got there, they saw four giant turtles and a giant Rat. Kim and Ron stopped, looked at each other and then back to the turtles.
"Umm...I feel like I'm in an episode of Mutant Teenage Ninja Whatever- they-are," said Kim.
"That's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, KP, and you need to realize that they're REAL," squealed Ron.
Kim rolled her eyes and tapped the blue masked turtle on his shoulder. This action caused him to whip around in shock and attack her. Kim jumped out of the way and kicked him in the plastron. He in return tried to knock her off her feet, which failed miserably. Soon, the fight was over, and Kim had one foot on the turtle's plastron.
"Okay, who are you and what are you doing here?" asked Kim.
"LEONARDO! Child, I apologize for my son's actions. He's a bit too alert," said the Giant Rat,
"KP! YOU JUST BEAT LEONARDO!" squealed Ron, again.
"Ron, what are you saying?" asked Kim.
"I'm saying that you just kicked a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's butt...err..shell!" yelled Ron.
"I did? You mean the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real?" asked Kim as her eyes grew big.
"Umm...yeah. I'm sorry for attacking you, I didn't know who you were but could you please let me up?" asked Leo.
"Oh sorry," said Kim as she helped him up.
"Child we are looking for a device that is causing all the Fan fiction writer's in the world to stop writing," explained Master Splinter.
Ron and Rufus gasped. They didn't like the sound of that. Many fan fiction writer's were very nice to them and gave them the best parts.
"Well, maybe some good could come from this," mused Kim.
"KP! Are you kidding me?!?! I have to know if I get the girl in StoppableBabe123," said Ron.
"Ron, you always get the girl in her fics," said Kim.
"It's not just that! I've gotta find out WHICH girl I get," said Ron.
"Alright, what does this thing look like?" asked Kim
"Umm. We don't know. That's just it," said Don.
"You're looking for something that you don't even know what it looks like?" asked Kim.
"Yeah," answered Don.
"That's...weird," said Kim.
"Yeah, we've done worse," said Raph.
"Well, we'll help you look for it," said Kim, not sure if she was going to regret it.
Leo watched Kim as she spoke to his master and brothers. 'She's cute,' thought Leo as he listened to the conversation that unfolded in front of him. He kept his eyes on her every move.
After a brief introduction of everyone and a quick explanation of the situation, they
"Before we get started, can I ask you all an important question?" asked Ron.
"Yeah, Ron?" asked Mikey.
"Can I have your autographs? You guys are my favorites!" asked Ron as he held out a pen and paper.
After some odd looks that were exchanged by the turtles and Master Splinter, they all signed the paper, giving Ron what he wanted in exchange for his help.
Everyone began to look around for anything that looks suspicious but as usual, they found nothing. They ran around, looking for anything that could possibly even resemble something from Dimension X.
"So, you're a heroine?" asked Leo, trying to start a conversation with Kim.
"Yeah, I do the usual stuff, save the world, rescue people, kick butt, deal with Ron, the usual but I've gotta deal with school and other such things," said Kim as she looked.
Leonardo cursed himself silently, he had no idea how to talk to such a cute girl. She was the cutest creature she had ever seen with so much grace and agility. He wished that something would happen so that he could almost show off to her.
Suddenly, a bunch of monkey ninjas came out of no where and surrounded the turtles, Master Splinter, Kim and Ron. Ron and Mikey screamed and his behind Raph who just gave the monkey ninjas an odd look.
"What the shell are those?" asked Raph.
"They're Monkey Ninjas," said Kim
"No shit!" said Raph.
"RAPHAEL! It is not polite to swear around ladies," scolded Master Splinter.
"Sorry, sensei," apologized Raph as he got into a fighting position.
Suddenly, a monkey ninja attacked Master Splinter. Master Splinter blocked easily and threw the monkey against the brick wall of the nearest building. He gave the monkeys an odd look.
"What idiot trained these horrible excuses for ninjas? I trained four mutant turtles and they turned out better than these monkeys," said Master Splinter, amazed at how had the monkeys were at their skills.
"Oh, Monkey Fist trained them," said Kim simply as she kicked a monkey out of her way.
"I had to ask," said Master Splinter, sorry he had asked what he did.
After the Monkey Ninjas were taken down and Ron came out of hiding, they looked around for any sign of their leader. They stayed back to back for a while.
"See anything?" asked Kim.
"Nothing," answered Leo as he looked around.
Everyone soon relaxed when suddenly; the Monkey Ninjas woke up, flipped to one spot, where their leader, Monkey Fist, was standing. They stood in their dramatic, villain/henchmen pose.
"Well, I asked for something to do that didn't involve watching the turtles and I guess I got it," said Kim.
Leo wanted to glare at Kim but restrained himself. He actually felt hurt that she didn't want to see them. Well, I guess this means I won't be getting that date with her anytime soon, thought Leo almost kidding with himself.
"Alright Miss Possible, it's time to show you who the master is," yelled Monkey Fist in a dramatic way.
"What is it with villains and their dramatics? Did they all go to the same villain college or something?" asked Mikey.
Money Fist began to fight head on with Kim. Kim blocked Monkey Fist's attacks as she moved backwards. He had actually gotten better since the last time they fought.
"Kimberly, do not step backwards! Step into the fight!" yelled Master Splinter as he watched Kim's blocking and fighting style.
"What? Are you crazy?" asked Kim, continuing to back up and block, not getting a chance to fight back.
"Do not question a ninja master! Do it," commanded Master Splinter.
Kim sighed and decided to give what Master Splinter said a try. She stepped into Monkey Fist's punch, dodging it and giving her a chance to uppercut his jaw. She then jumped into the air, kicking his stomach.
Monkey Fist was not expecting Kim to step into his attack. He was taken off guard enough to let Kim get in a punch to his face, which he was not very happy about. He flew to the ground when Kim kicked him in the stomach. He jumped up and began to run to attack Kim again. Sadly, he did not expect a 180 lb turtle to do a flying kick from about 8 feet away from him and manage to connect with his right shoulder. He fell to the ground with Kim just staring in shock.
"Ouch! That hurt! You're going to pay...OWW!" screamed Monkey fist as he tried to move his right arm but found it hurt too much.
"Well DUH it would hurt! A Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle just kicked it!" cheered Ron.
Monkey Fist grumbled. He wanted to try to kill Kim but he knew there was no way. He got to his feet and looked at his Monkey Ninjas. He scowled.
"Come my Monkey Ninjas, our fight shall continue another day!" said Monkey Fist.
With that, Monkey Fist and the Monkey Ninjas disappeared, leaving the turtles, Master Splinter, Ron, and a shocked Kim.
"Hey! KP! Wake up and smell the pizza!" said Ron as he waved his hand in front of Kim.
"What? No way, how did you do that?" asked Kim to Leo.
"Child, I taught that to him. I shall teach you this skill, if you like," offered Master Splinter.
Kim, Ron, the turtles, and Master Splinter went back to Kim's house to teach Kim the move. Kim and Master Splinter practiced with Leo around to give hints to helping Kim and also to act as an aid. The other three turtles sat around, listening to Ron's girlish blabbering. After perfecting the move Master Splinter taught Kim, the group had to say their good-byes.
"Thank you for teaching me that flying kick," said Kim as she bowed to Master Splinter.
"It was not a problem, child," said Master Splinter, as he bowed back.
"Thank you all for coming, and please come again. When you do, I'll show you my entire collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action figures and then..." rambled Ron.
"Umm...Ron, you can stop now," said Kim.
"It was nice meeting both of you," said Leo, as he memorized every detail of Kim's face.
"It was a pleasure to meet you too," said Kim, looking at Leo.
Before long, the good-byes were said and Don set up a portal, transporting them to a new fandom. The turtles and Master Splinter waved one last time before they entered the portal. Kim and Ron waved before turning to each other.
"Ron, what channel and time can I catch that hot...err...the turtles?" asked Kim.
"Oh you're SO crushing on one of them!" said Ron.
"Ha! No I'm not," said Kim.
Their argument continued even when they got back to Ron's house. Kim laughed at Ron's accusations before turning to where the portal was. She smiled. 'Maybe Wade can bring back Leonardo for one of our dances,' mused Kim as she smiled, turned and walked inside Ron's house.
"I'm Your Average Teenage Girl"
"Ron, don't you watch anything that's actually worth watching?" asked a brown haired girl as she slumped down in a big brown chair.
"Kim, Kim, Kim, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are worth watching! Look at their moves, their grace, their..." started the blonde haired boy who sat in front of the TV.
"Ability to make it possible for them to do flips that even I have trouble with look like a piece of cake," argued Kim.
"No, no, no, piece of pizza!" said Ron's pet naked mole-rat, Rufus, as he grabbed a piece of pizza from the pizza box and gobbled it down in about three seconds.
"Thank you Rufus," said Ron and he turned his attention to the TV.
Kim sunk even father down into the chair. She couldn't believe that she was going to be spending her afternoon watching a bunch of teenage reptiles fight a human can opener. She knew that there was nothing to do and it was going to be completely quiet so there were no villains to fight. She took out her communicator with Wade, her friend and ally.
"Hey, Wade, anything going on that I need to save the world from?" asked Kim, almost desperately.
"Not that I see," said Wade.
"Drakkon's not trying anything with Shego?" asked Kim.
"Nope," answered Wade.
"Gill's not taking over any more camps?" asked Kim.
"Nothing there," said Wade as he typed on his computer.
"Frugal Lucre's not trying to destroy the internet unless we all send him a dollar?" asked Kim, REALLY starting to get dispirit.
"Kim, there's nothing out...wait a minute!" said Wade as he typed some things into his computer.
"What's up, Wade?" asked Kim.
"There seems to be five REALLY weird looking things around, looking for something," said Wade, looking shocked.
"REALLY?" asked Kim.
"Yeah. They're on Maple Street somewhere," said Wade.
"We'll be right on it!" said Kim.
Kim looked at Ron and Rufus. She smirked and then ran over to the TV before turning it off.
"Hey! KP! I was watching that," argued Ron.
"Yeah, watching that," said Rufus.
"Sorry, but something's going on and we need to check it out," said Kim.
"Couldn't it have waited until after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" asked Ron.
"Sorry, but we need to make sure that whatever's there isn't going to be dangerous," said Kim as she started running to the door.
"Man, we have to wait until next Saturday to see the rest of this episode!" complained Ron to Rufus.
"Yeah," said Rufus as he climbed into Ron's pocket.
Kim and Ron took off running down to Maple Street, unsure of what they would find. When they got there, they saw four giant turtles and a giant Rat. Kim and Ron stopped, looked at each other and then back to the turtles.
"Umm...I feel like I'm in an episode of Mutant Teenage Ninja Whatever- they-are," said Kim.
"That's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, KP, and you need to realize that they're REAL," squealed Ron.
Kim rolled her eyes and tapped the blue masked turtle on his shoulder. This action caused him to whip around in shock and attack her. Kim jumped out of the way and kicked him in the plastron. He in return tried to knock her off her feet, which failed miserably. Soon, the fight was over, and Kim had one foot on the turtle's plastron.
"Okay, who are you and what are you doing here?" asked Kim.
"LEONARDO! Child, I apologize for my son's actions. He's a bit too alert," said the Giant Rat,
"KP! YOU JUST BEAT LEONARDO!" squealed Ron, again.
"Ron, what are you saying?" asked Kim.
"I'm saying that you just kicked a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's butt...err..shell!" yelled Ron.
"I did? You mean the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real?" asked Kim as her eyes grew big.
"Umm...yeah. I'm sorry for attacking you, I didn't know who you were but could you please let me up?" asked Leo.
"Oh sorry," said Kim as she helped him up.
"Child we are looking for a device that is causing all the Fan fiction writer's in the world to stop writing," explained Master Splinter.
Ron and Rufus gasped. They didn't like the sound of that. Many fan fiction writer's were very nice to them and gave them the best parts.
"Well, maybe some good could come from this," mused Kim.
"KP! Are you kidding me?!?! I have to know if I get the girl in StoppableBabe123," said Ron.
"Ron, you always get the girl in her fics," said Kim.
"It's not just that! I've gotta find out WHICH girl I get," said Ron.
"Alright, what does this thing look like?" asked Kim
"Umm. We don't know. That's just it," said Don.
"You're looking for something that you don't even know what it looks like?" asked Kim.
"Yeah," answered Don.
"That's...weird," said Kim.
"Yeah, we've done worse," said Raph.
"Well, we'll help you look for it," said Kim, not sure if she was going to regret it.
Leo watched Kim as she spoke to his master and brothers. 'She's cute,' thought Leo as he listened to the conversation that unfolded in front of him. He kept his eyes on her every move.
After a brief introduction of everyone and a quick explanation of the situation, they
"Before we get started, can I ask you all an important question?" asked Ron.
"Yeah, Ron?" asked Mikey.
"Can I have your autographs? You guys are my favorites!" asked Ron as he held out a pen and paper.
After some odd looks that were exchanged by the turtles and Master Splinter, they all signed the paper, giving Ron what he wanted in exchange for his help.
Everyone began to look around for anything that looks suspicious but as usual, they found nothing. They ran around, looking for anything that could possibly even resemble something from Dimension X.
"So, you're a heroine?" asked Leo, trying to start a conversation with Kim.
"Yeah, I do the usual stuff, save the world, rescue people, kick butt, deal with Ron, the usual but I've gotta deal with school and other such things," said Kim as she looked.
Leonardo cursed himself silently, he had no idea how to talk to such a cute girl. She was the cutest creature she had ever seen with so much grace and agility. He wished that something would happen so that he could almost show off to her.
Suddenly, a bunch of monkey ninjas came out of no where and surrounded the turtles, Master Splinter, Kim and Ron. Ron and Mikey screamed and his behind Raph who just gave the monkey ninjas an odd look.
"What the shell are those?" asked Raph.
"They're Monkey Ninjas," said Kim
"No shit!" said Raph.
"RAPHAEL! It is not polite to swear around ladies," scolded Master Splinter.
"Sorry, sensei," apologized Raph as he got into a fighting position.
Suddenly, a monkey ninja attacked Master Splinter. Master Splinter blocked easily and threw the monkey against the brick wall of the nearest building. He gave the monkeys an odd look.
"What idiot trained these horrible excuses for ninjas? I trained four mutant turtles and they turned out better than these monkeys," said Master Splinter, amazed at how had the monkeys were at their skills.
"Oh, Monkey Fist trained them," said Kim simply as she kicked a monkey out of her way.
"I had to ask," said Master Splinter, sorry he had asked what he did.
After the Monkey Ninjas were taken down and Ron came out of hiding, they looked around for any sign of their leader. They stayed back to back for a while.
"See anything?" asked Kim.
"Nothing," answered Leo as he looked around.
Everyone soon relaxed when suddenly; the Monkey Ninjas woke up, flipped to one spot, where their leader, Monkey Fist, was standing. They stood in their dramatic, villain/henchmen pose.
"Well, I asked for something to do that didn't involve watching the turtles and I guess I got it," said Kim.
Leo wanted to glare at Kim but restrained himself. He actually felt hurt that she didn't want to see them. Well, I guess this means I won't be getting that date with her anytime soon, thought Leo almost kidding with himself.
"Alright Miss Possible, it's time to show you who the master is," yelled Monkey Fist in a dramatic way.
"What is it with villains and their dramatics? Did they all go to the same villain college or something?" asked Mikey.
Money Fist began to fight head on with Kim. Kim blocked Monkey Fist's attacks as she moved backwards. He had actually gotten better since the last time they fought.
"Kimberly, do not step backwards! Step into the fight!" yelled Master Splinter as he watched Kim's blocking and fighting style.
"What? Are you crazy?" asked Kim, continuing to back up and block, not getting a chance to fight back.
"Do not question a ninja master! Do it," commanded Master Splinter.
Kim sighed and decided to give what Master Splinter said a try. She stepped into Monkey Fist's punch, dodging it and giving her a chance to uppercut his jaw. She then jumped into the air, kicking his stomach.
Monkey Fist was not expecting Kim to step into his attack. He was taken off guard enough to let Kim get in a punch to his face, which he was not very happy about. He flew to the ground when Kim kicked him in the stomach. He jumped up and began to run to attack Kim again. Sadly, he did not expect a 180 lb turtle to do a flying kick from about 8 feet away from him and manage to connect with his right shoulder. He fell to the ground with Kim just staring in shock.
"Ouch! That hurt! You're going to pay...OWW!" screamed Monkey fist as he tried to move his right arm but found it hurt too much.
"Well DUH it would hurt! A Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle just kicked it!" cheered Ron.
Monkey Fist grumbled. He wanted to try to kill Kim but he knew there was no way. He got to his feet and looked at his Monkey Ninjas. He scowled.
"Come my Monkey Ninjas, our fight shall continue another day!" said Monkey Fist.
With that, Monkey Fist and the Monkey Ninjas disappeared, leaving the turtles, Master Splinter, Ron, and a shocked Kim.
"Hey! KP! Wake up and smell the pizza!" said Ron as he waved his hand in front of Kim.
"What? No way, how did you do that?" asked Kim to Leo.
"Child, I taught that to him. I shall teach you this skill, if you like," offered Master Splinter.
Kim, Ron, the turtles, and Master Splinter went back to Kim's house to teach Kim the move. Kim and Master Splinter practiced with Leo around to give hints to helping Kim and also to act as an aid. The other three turtles sat around, listening to Ron's girlish blabbering. After perfecting the move Master Splinter taught Kim, the group had to say their good-byes.
"Thank you for teaching me that flying kick," said Kim as she bowed to Master Splinter.
"It was not a problem, child," said Master Splinter, as he bowed back.
"Thank you all for coming, and please come again. When you do, I'll show you my entire collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action figures and then..." rambled Ron.
"Umm...Ron, you can stop now," said Kim.
"It was nice meeting both of you," said Leo, as he memorized every detail of Kim's face.
"It was a pleasure to meet you too," said Kim, looking at Leo.
Before long, the good-byes were said and Don set up a portal, transporting them to a new fandom. The turtles and Master Splinter waved one last time before they entered the portal. Kim and Ron waved before turning to each other.
"Ron, what channel and time can I catch that hot...err...the turtles?" asked Kim.
"Oh you're SO crushing on one of them!" said Ron.
"Ha! No I'm not," said Kim.
Their argument continued even when they got back to Ron's house. Kim laughed at Ron's accusations before turning to where the portal was. She smiled. 'Maybe Wade can bring back Leonardo for one of our dances,' mused Kim as she smiled, turned and walked inside Ron's house.