Harry Potter
Muggle Journalism
Professor Rita Skeeter
Week 1
As your first assignment and grade, you should not take this lightly. You must answer each question truthfully, and thoroughly. Your questions are not the same, as the people on either side of you, so do not bother to check their papers for answers. I will grade on your ideas, descriptive words, and experiences in words.
1) What is your name? Harry Potter
2) Middle name? James
3) Where is your name from? Harry was my great uncle on my mother's side of the family, and James is my father.
4) What are your goals for the future? To get revenge on Wormtail and the Dark Lord for killing my parents.
5) What about your love life? To be honest, I haven't really thought about it. I always assumed I would marry a nice girl, and have a couple children that would grow up to be wizards, too.
6) Who are your best friends? Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley
7) Why them? Well, they have always been there for me.
8) Do you know their middle names? Lynne and Orson?
9) How long have you known them? Six years.
10) Have you ever thought of abandoning them? ...Yes.
11) What happened? They always seem to blame me when something horrible happens to any of us. It's always my fault...
12) What made you stay with them? Well, they care about me. They have bailed me out of so many jams, just as I have bailed them out, too. We owe each other our lives, and we hold to that.
13) Would you ever date your best friend? Me? Date Ron or Hermione? The thought had never crossed my mind, but it wouldn't really work out.
14) Who are you currently dating? Ron's little sister, Ginny.
15) What is his/her full name? Virginia Ann Weasley.
16) What color are his/her eyes? ...I don't recall...
17) Who do you see as your greatest enemy? Tom Riddle.
18) What is their full name? Tom Marvolo Riddle.
19) What color are his/her eyes? Green.
20) What is the most illegal thing you have done? When I was fifteen, I tried to use the Crutacious Curse on a Death Eater. It didn't work...
21) What is the most advanced magic you can do? A Patronus in the form of a stag.
22) Who is your favorite teacher? Professor Remus Lupin. He was awesome!
23) Your least favorite? Professor Deloris Umbridge. She was horrid...
24) What is the class you dread the most to fall asleep during? Potions. Professor Snape would have me hung.
25) What did you dream about last night? I was running down a long dark hall. When I reached the end, there was no door, so I drew a door with my finger, and opened it. Behind the door was Draco Malfoy on his knees, grimacing in pain with his arm in front of him. Riddle had a hold of his wrist, wand engraving something on him. I ran to them, and through them. I heard Malfoy's voice around me, saying, "It's too late. Not even the Golden Boy can save me now." And I started glowing yellowish, turning golden, and I woke.
Congratulations, you have finished your first test. Please hand it in to Professor Skeeter at this time.
Muggle Journalism
Professor Rita Skeeter
Week 1
As your first assignment and grade, you should not take this lightly. You must answer each question truthfully, and thoroughly. Your questions are not the same, as the people on either side of you, so do not bother to check their papers for answers. I will grade on your ideas, descriptive words, and experiences in words.
1) What is your name? Harry Potter
2) Middle name? James
3) Where is your name from? Harry was my great uncle on my mother's side of the family, and James is my father.
4) What are your goals for the future? To get revenge on Wormtail and the Dark Lord for killing my parents.
5) What about your love life? To be honest, I haven't really thought about it. I always assumed I would marry a nice girl, and have a couple children that would grow up to be wizards, too.
6) Who are your best friends? Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley
7) Why them? Well, they have always been there for me.
8) Do you know their middle names? Lynne and Orson?
9) How long have you known them? Six years.
10) Have you ever thought of abandoning them? ...Yes.
11) What happened? They always seem to blame me when something horrible happens to any of us. It's always my fault...
12) What made you stay with them? Well, they care about me. They have bailed me out of so many jams, just as I have bailed them out, too. We owe each other our lives, and we hold to that.
13) Would you ever date your best friend? Me? Date Ron or Hermione? The thought had never crossed my mind, but it wouldn't really work out.
14) Who are you currently dating? Ron's little sister, Ginny.
15) What is his/her full name? Virginia Ann Weasley.
16) What color are his/her eyes? ...I don't recall...
17) Who do you see as your greatest enemy? Tom Riddle.
18) What is their full name? Tom Marvolo Riddle.
19) What color are his/her eyes? Green.
20) What is the most illegal thing you have done? When I was fifteen, I tried to use the Crutacious Curse on a Death Eater. It didn't work...
21) What is the most advanced magic you can do? A Patronus in the form of a stag.
22) Who is your favorite teacher? Professor Remus Lupin. He was awesome!
23) Your least favorite? Professor Deloris Umbridge. She was horrid...
24) What is the class you dread the most to fall asleep during? Potions. Professor Snape would have me hung.
25) What did you dream about last night? I was running down a long dark hall. When I reached the end, there was no door, so I drew a door with my finger, and opened it. Behind the door was Draco Malfoy on his knees, grimacing in pain with his arm in front of him. Riddle had a hold of his wrist, wand engraving something on him. I ran to them, and through them. I heard Malfoy's voice around me, saying, "It's too late. Not even the Golden Boy can save me now." And I started glowing yellowish, turning golden, and I woke.
Congratulations, you have finished your first test. Please hand it in to Professor Skeeter at this time.
