[Two Weeks in a Mini-Van] by SmashFan21
It's been forever since I updated, but now I've updated!
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, Duck Hunt, or a Mini-Van. :p ---- Face key: !_!=Surprised &_&=Glimmering -_-'=Annoyed Sweatdrop.
MH: ...Duck Hunt!
Samus: This will be easy!
MH: That's what you think, foolish person!!! You are the ducks! Rydia?
Rydia( *from FFIV*) Duck! *Smash bros. transform into ducks*
All except Rydia and MH: AHHHHHHHHH!!! !_!
MH: Thank you Rydia. *teleports her back to the land of Summoned Monsters* Now, trying to shoot you will be Vincent Valentine from FFVII!
Fangirls: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! &_&
Vincent: ...-_-'
MH: Here's your shotgun! Ready...GO!
Smash Bros.: AHHHHHHH!!! *scatter*
Vincent: *easily shoots Kirby, Y. Link, and Ness, who are arguing about Quantum Physics*
Ness, Y. Link, & Kirby: x_x
Luigi: *almost gets hit* ARGH!
Mario: *trying to make Luigi die* I-a won!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!! *gets shot* x_x
Mario: WHOOO HOO! *gets shot* D'oh! x_x
Samus is dodging all the shots like she was in a plane. However, Roy is busy staring at a fangirl.
Vincent: *shoots Roy*
Roy: Nooooo!!! x_x
MH: Samus wins!
MH: *heals Smash Bros. and returns them to normal* Thank you for coming Vincent. *teleports him to Midgar*
MH: Samus, you are immune to any votes when we vote somebody off.
Samus: Cool!
MH: Back in the van!
*in the van*
[Night 2]
Samus: lol omg i pwnd j00!
Roy: Lamer!
Luigi: Up yours!
Ness: FUNKAHY CHICKEN!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: GOD***** STUPID MOTHER******* **** SUCKER GO **** A CHICKEN YOU ******* ***WIPE!!!
All except Luigi: Holy crap...
Abnormal silence.
Roy: *fart*
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadow the Hedgehog: It all starts with this. A jewel containing the ultimate power!
Sonic the Hedgehog: That's a...Chaos Emerald!
Tails: No **** ****nose!
Sonic: Tails! What's wrong?
Tails: WHAT'S WRONG! I HATE YOU! YOU ALWAYS LEFT ME TO DIE. I ASKED YOU TO WAIT, BUT YOU KEPT RUNNING! I WAS SHOT, BITTEN, EMPALED, AND DROWNED! DID YOU EVER SLOW DOWN! NO! YOU WILL PAY! *grabs Sonic and flies off*
Shadow: Bunch of crazy *** white folk. *teleports away*
Sonic: *from a distance* Please don't do this! Wait Tails!
Tails: *from a distance* WAIT!? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR? *stabs Sonic repeatedly with a spoon*
Samus: Bunch of crazy *** white folk.
Roy: I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard.
Handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact that everyone can see
these scars.
I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel.
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe
this is real.
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do.
Face away and pretend that I'm not,
but I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got.
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *passes out*
Kirby: *passes Kirby some random popcorn*
Y. Link: *passes gas*
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roy: When this began,
I had nothin' to say,
and I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me.
I was confused.
And I'd let it all out to find,
that I'm not the only person with these things in mind.
Inside of me,
but all the vacancy the words revealed,
is the only real thing that I've got left to feel,
Nothin' to lose,
just stuck,
hollow and alone,
and the fault is my own,
and the fault is my own.
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *cries*
Sonic: *from a distance* Tails, please! Stop!
Tails: *from a distance* STOP! STOP!? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR!?!?!?!
Sonic: *from a distance* Please Tails! WHAT IS THAT!?!? DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH TH-AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! *sound a gerbil makes when it's put under a hot iron*
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: **** YOU!
*explosion is heard*
Sonic: *from a distance* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NOT THE NUCLEAR BOMB!
Tails: *from a distance* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Samus: Bunch of crazy *** white folk.
MH: OK! STOP IT! *gunshot is heard followed by screaming*
Sonic: *from a distance* AHHHHHHH!!! WHY IN THE ****!?!?! IN THE **** OF ALL PLACES!!!!!!
MH: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *teleports Sonic and Tails to Station Square* All right, it's time to vote someone out of the van. We'll start with Samus. And remember, you can't vote off Samus.
Samus: I vote off Roy because he keeps farting and singing.
Roy: I vote off Ness for no apparent reason.
Luigi: I vote off Mario because he keeps making me lose! *cries*
Mario: I vote off Luigi because he is a cry baby and a potty mouth!
Kirby: I vote off Y. Link because she is stupid!
Ness: I vote off Kirby because he is funnier than me!
Y. Link: I vote off Kirby because he bit me!
MH: You lose Kirby! *sends Kirby to oblivion*
Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *disappears*
Luigi: I hate you Mario!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *faints*
MH: Right... See you tomorrow. *teleports away*
[Day 3]
Ness: Why did you vote for me you jerk!?
Roy: I didn't know who to vote for!!!
Samus: SHUT UP! *chucks her helmet at Ness but misses and hits Luigi*
Luigi: OW!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats the link cable*
Mario: *sniff* *cries*
MH: Ok guys! Time for a break!
--- End Disclaimer: I don't own the Linkin Park lyrics, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, the idea of Sonic being beat up by Tails because of hatred is from ROTFW, FFIV, or FFVII. If I forgot something, please tell me.
SmashFan21: Anyway, if you want to appear, or want any certain characters to appear, just tell me in a review! BAI!
It's been forever since I updated, but now I've updated!
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, Duck Hunt, or a Mini-Van. :p ---- Face key: !_!=Surprised &_&=Glimmering -_-'=Annoyed Sweatdrop.
MH: ...Duck Hunt!
Samus: This will be easy!
MH: That's what you think, foolish person!!! You are the ducks! Rydia?
Rydia( *from FFIV*) Duck! *Smash bros. transform into ducks*
All except Rydia and MH: AHHHHHHHHH!!! !_!
MH: Thank you Rydia. *teleports her back to the land of Summoned Monsters* Now, trying to shoot you will be Vincent Valentine from FFVII!
Fangirls: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! &_&
Vincent: ...-_-'
MH: Here's your shotgun! Ready...GO!
Smash Bros.: AHHHHHHH!!! *scatter*
Vincent: *easily shoots Kirby, Y. Link, and Ness, who are arguing about Quantum Physics*
Ness, Y. Link, & Kirby: x_x
Luigi: *almost gets hit* ARGH!
Mario: *trying to make Luigi die* I-a won!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!! *gets shot* x_x
Mario: WHOOO HOO! *gets shot* D'oh! x_x
Samus is dodging all the shots like she was in a plane. However, Roy is busy staring at a fangirl.
Vincent: *shoots Roy*
Roy: Nooooo!!! x_x
MH: Samus wins!
MH: *heals Smash Bros. and returns them to normal* Thank you for coming Vincent. *teleports him to Midgar*
MH: Samus, you are immune to any votes when we vote somebody off.
Samus: Cool!
MH: Back in the van!
*in the van*
[Night 2]
Samus: lol omg i pwnd j00!
Roy: Lamer!
Luigi: Up yours!
Ness: FUNKAHY CHICKEN!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: GOD***** STUPID MOTHER******* **** SUCKER GO **** A CHICKEN YOU ******* ***WIPE!!!
All except Luigi: Holy crap...
Abnormal silence.
Roy: *fart*
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadow the Hedgehog: It all starts with this. A jewel containing the ultimate power!
Sonic the Hedgehog: That's a...Chaos Emerald!
Tails: No **** ****nose!
Sonic: Tails! What's wrong?
Tails: WHAT'S WRONG! I HATE YOU! YOU ALWAYS LEFT ME TO DIE. I ASKED YOU TO WAIT, BUT YOU KEPT RUNNING! I WAS SHOT, BITTEN, EMPALED, AND DROWNED! DID YOU EVER SLOW DOWN! NO! YOU WILL PAY! *grabs Sonic and flies off*
Shadow: Bunch of crazy *** white folk. *teleports away*
Sonic: *from a distance* Please don't do this! Wait Tails!
Tails: *from a distance* WAIT!? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR? *stabs Sonic repeatedly with a spoon*
Samus: Bunch of crazy *** white folk.
Roy: I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard.
Handful of complaints, but I can't help the fact that everyone can see
these scars.
I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel.
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe
this is real.
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do.
Face away and pretend that I'm not,
but I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got.
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *passes out*
Kirby: *passes Kirby some random popcorn*
Y. Link: *passes gas*
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roy: When this began,
I had nothin' to say,
and I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me.
I was confused.
And I'd let it all out to find,
that I'm not the only person with these things in mind.
Inside of me,
but all the vacancy the words revealed,
is the only real thing that I've got left to feel,
Nothin' to lose,
just stuck,
hollow and alone,
and the fault is my own,
and the fault is my own.
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *cries*
Sonic: *from a distance* Tails, please! Stop!
Tails: *from a distance* STOP! STOP!? DOESN'T THAT SOUND FAMILIAR!?!?!?!
Sonic: *from a distance* Please Tails! WHAT IS THAT!?!? DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH TH-AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! *sound a gerbil makes when it's put under a hot iron*
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: **** YOU!
*explosion is heard*
Sonic: *from a distance* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NOT THE NUCLEAR BOMB!
Tails: *from a distance* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Samus: Bunch of crazy *** white folk.
MH: OK! STOP IT! *gunshot is heard followed by screaming*
Sonic: *from a distance* AHHHHHHH!!! WHY IN THE ****!?!?! IN THE **** OF ALL PLACES!!!!!!
MH: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *teleports Sonic and Tails to Station Square* All right, it's time to vote someone out of the van. We'll start with Samus. And remember, you can't vote off Samus.
Samus: I vote off Roy because he keeps farting and singing.
Roy: I vote off Ness for no apparent reason.
Luigi: I vote off Mario because he keeps making me lose! *cries*
Mario: I vote off Luigi because he is a cry baby and a potty mouth!
Kirby: I vote off Y. Link because she is stupid!
Ness: I vote off Kirby because he is funnier than me!
Y. Link: I vote off Kirby because he bit me!
MH: You lose Kirby! *sends Kirby to oblivion*
Kirby: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *disappears*
Luigi: I hate you Mario!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: *faints*
MH: Right... See you tomorrow. *teleports away*
[Day 3]
Ness: Why did you vote for me you jerk!?
Roy: I didn't know who to vote for!!!
Samus: SHUT UP! *chucks her helmet at Ness but misses and hits Luigi*
Luigi: OW!
Mario: I-a win!
Luigi: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats the link cable*
Mario: *sniff* *cries*
MH: Ok guys! Time for a break!
--- End Disclaimer: I don't own the Linkin Park lyrics, Sonic, Shadow, Tails, the idea of Sonic being beat up by Tails because of hatred is from ROTFW, FFIV, or FFVII. If I forgot something, please tell me.
SmashFan21: Anyway, if you want to appear, or want any certain characters to appear, just tell me in a review! BAI!