[Two Weeks in a Mini-Van] by SmashFan21
It's been forever since I updated, but now I've updated! (Again!)
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, any of the people appearing as a cameo, or a Mini-Van. :p ---
Chapter V: The Second Break!
[A/N: This chapter will contain gay suggestions. Don't like it, skip the part from where Samus says to Cloud "Hey ,wait a minute Cloud. I thought you swing 'that' way?" down to the part where Kaiba shows up.]
Last time, Kirby was voted off. Anyway, time for the second break!
Roy: Remind me why I agreed to duel you again Yugi.
Yugi: Because it's fun!
Roy: Ok...
Then, there was an explosion for no apparent reason.
Roy: What the crap?
Yugi: Oh well. It's time to duel! I'll go first.
Meanwhile...
Cloud and Zidane are trying to get Samus to be his girlfriend.
Samus: What can you do?
Cloud: Well, I have a really big sword-and I mean that in both ways-, and I can do this neat trick where I slice the opponent more times than necessary.
Samus: Really? Show me. Attack Zidane!
Cloud: OK. Cheesy sound effect OMNISLASH!
Zidane gets slashed WAY more times than necessary.
Zidane: OW!
Cloud: See?
Samus: That was okay... What about you monkey boy?
Zidane: I can make myself turn pink and do really cheesy attacks.
Cloud: coughlosercough
Zidane: SHUT UP!
Samus: Hey, wait a minute Cloud. I thought you swing 'that' way?
Cloud: Huh?
Samus: Aren't you gay?
Cloud: WHAT!? NO I AM NOT!
Sephiroth: Yes he is.
Cloud: YOU LIAR!
Sephiroth: He and I were gay together.
Samus: (runs away)
Then Yugi walks over.
Yugi: Hey Sephiroth, how about you and me hook up?
Sephiroth: Yes.
They walk away.
Cloud: (runs away)
Zidane: You don't mind if I tape it and sell it for millions on the internet, do you?
Sephiroth: (cuts off Zidane's dick)
Zidane: I'll take that as a no. (dies)
Meanwhile...
Kaiba: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y. Link: Oh no! Who are you?
Kaiba: I am...some guy! With a really dark face! And you can easily see my eyes!
Y. Link: Dammit, he's right!
Kaiba: Now I'm going to use...the Magic Book!
Y. Link: Oh no! This can't be happening!
Kaiba: Muhuahauha! It is!
Y. Link: Well, I'm afraid you've underestimated me.
Kaiba: Why is that?
Y. Link: Because I can make my eyes look really evil, and have a deeper voice!
Kaiba: No! You're bluffing!
Y. Link: I'm afraid not! (turns into Yami Link)
Yami Link: Ha!
Kaiba: Dammit, I'm defeated!
Yami Link: No you're not! We haven't dueled yet!
Kaiba: Oh yeah! Now, what card are you going to play Yami?
Yami Link: Well, I'm going to be an idiot, and tell you exactly what card I'm going to play, and tell you exactly what I plan to do with it. Then I'll go "Oh no, how'd you figure that out?".
Kaiba: Sounds good. What's your first move?
Yami Link: Well, I'm going to play...THIS!
Kaiba: OH NO! It's some guy...that I can easily destroy! By using the Man- Eating Plant! Destroy his guy!
Yami Link: Ha, I knew you'd do something like that. That's why: FACE DOWN CARD!
Kaiba: Oh no!
Yami Link: HAHA! Now your guy is destroyed! Now I'll play this!
Kaiba: Oh no! It's some other guy...that I can easily destroy by playing this!
Yami Link: Ha, I knew you'd do something like that. That's why I have this!
Kaiba: You have what?
Yami Link: That thing over there!
Kaiba: The tree?
Yami Link: YES! Er, shut up! I'll play a card face down.
Ness: Do you even know what you're doing?
Yami Link: SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ness: I think the censor quit or something.
Marth: You know how much you have plagiarized in this fan fiction alone, SmashFan21?
SmashFan21: SHUT UP! I'm going to give credit for it. Later...
Marth: Here, I will right now. The part with cloud and Sephiroth was from FF Big Brother, a flash on Newgrounds.com. Go watch it. The part with Y. Link and Kaiba was from a movie on Newgrounds.com called "yugioh sux". Watch that, too.
Disclaimer: Hey, that's my job!
Marth: Uh... (kills Disclaimer)
SmashFan21: OH GREAT! First the censor quits, now we have no disclaimer. WE ARE GOING TO GET SUED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(runs away)
MH: You guys are stupid.
Then, there was a random explosion for no apparent reason in no apparent location. Then, two muffins were also in an oven at the time. One muffin had said to the other, "Gee, it's hot in here." The other one replied, "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Agent Smith: Mr. Kaiba, why is it that you persist?
Kaiba: Because, I just don't like you.
Marth: That is from "Zion Rave" in the flash movie "The Matrix Has You."
SmashFan21: YAY! New personal disclaimer.
Ghost of Disclaimer: WAHHHH! I HATE YOU!
Ghost of Sonic: I am here as a space filler.
Tails: SONIC! I'M GONNA DIG YOUR ASS UP AND KILL YOU AGAIN!
Ghost of Sonic: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Zelda: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN! PLEASE, DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
Pac-Man: FOOD!
Ghost of Kirby: FOOD!
King DeDeDe: MORE FOOD THAN THEY WANT!
C. Falcon: Show me your foods, I mean moves!
And at this time, there continued to be random explosions for no apparent reason and in no apparent place.
Amy: WHY DID YOU KILL SONIC!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tails: Because I felt like it.
Amy: Ok!
MH: I wish words could express how much I want to slowly kill every living thing with a toothbrush and a hot glue gun.
Mewtwo: A spoon and a paperclip would be much more effective.
Shadow: Bunch of crazy }}} white folk. Hey, I was censored!
Censor: I decided to come back.
Marth: (kills Censor)
Meanwhile
Taya: Yugi, how could you!?
Yugi: Oh crap.
Sephiroth: Um, METEOR! (kills Yugi and Taya)
Back at the Smash HQ:
There was yet another explosion.
Dark Magician: I'm going to strip now, ok?
MH: GOD DAMMIT! (kills DM) That's it, your friggin break is over!
R&R!
It's been forever since I updated, but now I've updated! (Again!)
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM, any of the people appearing as a cameo, or a Mini-Van. :p ---
Chapter V: The Second Break!
[A/N: This chapter will contain gay suggestions. Don't like it, skip the part from where Samus says to Cloud "Hey ,wait a minute Cloud. I thought you swing 'that' way?" down to the part where Kaiba shows up.]
Last time, Kirby was voted off. Anyway, time for the second break!
Roy: Remind me why I agreed to duel you again Yugi.
Yugi: Because it's fun!
Roy: Ok...
Then, there was an explosion for no apparent reason.
Roy: What the crap?
Yugi: Oh well. It's time to duel! I'll go first.
Meanwhile...
Cloud and Zidane are trying to get Samus to be his girlfriend.
Samus: What can you do?
Cloud: Well, I have a really big sword-and I mean that in both ways-, and I can do this neat trick where I slice the opponent more times than necessary.
Samus: Really? Show me. Attack Zidane!
Cloud: OK. Cheesy sound effect OMNISLASH!
Zidane gets slashed WAY more times than necessary.
Zidane: OW!
Cloud: See?
Samus: That was okay... What about you monkey boy?
Zidane: I can make myself turn pink and do really cheesy attacks.
Cloud: coughlosercough
Zidane: SHUT UP!
Samus: Hey, wait a minute Cloud. I thought you swing 'that' way?
Cloud: Huh?
Samus: Aren't you gay?
Cloud: WHAT!? NO I AM NOT!
Sephiroth: Yes he is.
Cloud: YOU LIAR!
Sephiroth: He and I were gay together.
Samus: (runs away)
Then Yugi walks over.
Yugi: Hey Sephiroth, how about you and me hook up?
Sephiroth: Yes.
They walk away.
Cloud: (runs away)
Zidane: You don't mind if I tape it and sell it for millions on the internet, do you?
Sephiroth: (cuts off Zidane's dick)
Zidane: I'll take that as a no. (dies)
Meanwhile...
Kaiba: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y. Link: Oh no! Who are you?
Kaiba: I am...some guy! With a really dark face! And you can easily see my eyes!
Y. Link: Dammit, he's right!
Kaiba: Now I'm going to use...the Magic Book!
Y. Link: Oh no! This can't be happening!
Kaiba: Muhuahauha! It is!
Y. Link: Well, I'm afraid you've underestimated me.
Kaiba: Why is that?
Y. Link: Because I can make my eyes look really evil, and have a deeper voice!
Kaiba: No! You're bluffing!
Y. Link: I'm afraid not! (turns into Yami Link)
Yami Link: Ha!
Kaiba: Dammit, I'm defeated!
Yami Link: No you're not! We haven't dueled yet!
Kaiba: Oh yeah! Now, what card are you going to play Yami?
Yami Link: Well, I'm going to be an idiot, and tell you exactly what card I'm going to play, and tell you exactly what I plan to do with it. Then I'll go "Oh no, how'd you figure that out?".
Kaiba: Sounds good. What's your first move?
Yami Link: Well, I'm going to play...THIS!
Kaiba: OH NO! It's some guy...that I can easily destroy! By using the Man- Eating Plant! Destroy his guy!
Yami Link: Ha, I knew you'd do something like that. That's why: FACE DOWN CARD!
Kaiba: Oh no!
Yami Link: HAHA! Now your guy is destroyed! Now I'll play this!
Kaiba: Oh no! It's some other guy...that I can easily destroy by playing this!
Yami Link: Ha, I knew you'd do something like that. That's why I have this!
Kaiba: You have what?
Yami Link: That thing over there!
Kaiba: The tree?
Yami Link: YES! Er, shut up! I'll play a card face down.
Ness: Do you even know what you're doing?
Yami Link: SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ness: I think the censor quit or something.
Marth: You know how much you have plagiarized in this fan fiction alone, SmashFan21?
SmashFan21: SHUT UP! I'm going to give credit for it. Later...
Marth: Here, I will right now. The part with cloud and Sephiroth was from FF Big Brother, a flash on Newgrounds.com. Go watch it. The part with Y. Link and Kaiba was from a movie on Newgrounds.com called "yugioh sux". Watch that, too.
Disclaimer: Hey, that's my job!
Marth: Uh... (kills Disclaimer)
SmashFan21: OH GREAT! First the censor quits, now we have no disclaimer. WE ARE GOING TO GET SUED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!(runs away)
MH: You guys are stupid.
Then, there was a random explosion for no apparent reason in no apparent location. Then, two muffins were also in an oven at the time. One muffin had said to the other, "Gee, it's hot in here." The other one replied, "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Agent Smith: Mr. Kaiba, why is it that you persist?
Kaiba: Because, I just don't like you.
Marth: That is from "Zion Rave" in the flash movie "The Matrix Has You."
SmashFan21: YAY! New personal disclaimer.
Ghost of Disclaimer: WAHHHH! I HATE YOU!
Ghost of Sonic: I am here as a space filler.
Tails: SONIC! I'M GONNA DIG YOUR ASS UP AND KILL YOU AGAIN!
Ghost of Sonic: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!
Zelda: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN! PLEASE, DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
Pac-Man: FOOD!
Ghost of Kirby: FOOD!
King DeDeDe: MORE FOOD THAN THEY WANT!
C. Falcon: Show me your foods, I mean moves!
And at this time, there continued to be random explosions for no apparent reason and in no apparent place.
Amy: WHY DID YOU KILL SONIC!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tails: Because I felt like it.
Amy: Ok!
MH: I wish words could express how much I want to slowly kill every living thing with a toothbrush and a hot glue gun.
Mewtwo: A spoon and a paperclip would be much more effective.
Shadow: Bunch of crazy }}} white folk. Hey, I was censored!
Censor: I decided to come back.
Marth: (kills Censor)
Meanwhile
Taya: Yugi, how could you!?
Yugi: Oh crap.
Sephiroth: Um, METEOR! (kills Yugi and Taya)
Back at the Smash HQ:
There was yet another explosion.
Dark Magician: I'm going to strip now, ok?
MH: GOD DAMMIT! (kills DM) That's it, your friggin break is over!
R&R!