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Authors note: I am so hyper and well I thought I'd write something funny...*chocolate* Anyways please enjoy. If I made you smile then I know I've done some good in this world. * ^ ~ ^*
D.C. comics and Bad Tea...
Yes, it was indeed a dark and stormy night. All the students were sleeping warm in their beds without a worry in the world. Well most of them were anyways. However, unbeknownst to our students, something was prowling about in the dark.
Staff meeting...
"So that concludes our annual budget meeting..." Dumbledore said with finality. The rest of the staff began to break up into their own conversations. Over the murmuring and buzzing at the table a loud crash was heard outside of the ancient hall. Dumbledore stood up and looked around.
"What was that Albus?" Minerva stood up as well whipping out her wand.
"I don't know, but its something evil and up to absolutely no good." He said looking over the table. "Come on people you know your jobs...its time to put those costumes to use..." He left suddenly.
"He's got to be kidding!" Snape sneered. Minerva shook her head.
"I'm afraid he's not. Come on now you heard the man! Auriga, Flitwick, Go or I swear he wont give us our raises." The others left grudgingly out the door. All except Snape, who was sitting and just glaring at Minerva.
"Don't look at me Like that, go!" She commanded him. He looked murderously at her and made his way out the door. Minerva gave a sigh.
"Here we go again..." She said quietly to herself. All of a sudden she spread out her arms and began to spin around like crazy. Within seconds Minerva McGonagall was no longer the transfigurations professor, but the Amazon, Wonder Woman. She left for the door.
"At least I don't have to wear my underwear on the outside." She said with wry smile and left.
Meanwhile...
Somewhere within the dungeons of Hogwarts Snape was fumbling around in the darkness, aware of the danger outside in the halls of the school, he emerges from the shadows of the dungeons. The fires from the torches illuminate the familiar pointed ears and insignia on his chest.
"I swear Dumbledore will pay for this. I'll kill anyone who sees me like this." He grunted to himself and left to meet the others
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"A Justice friend there is some malignant thing that has invaded our school, we must stop it!" Dumbledore announced to the teachers.
"Albus_" Minerva started to say.
"Superman ...Wonder Women...Its Superman. We mustn't reveal our Identities." Dumbledore said quite seriously. Snape rolled his eyes and began to walk back to his dungeons.
"Batman... where are you going? We need your help." Dumbledore said indicating Snape. Severus shook with anger.
"Yeah, where are you going?" said Sinistra
"To rethink my life... Brazil is sounding real good `bout now."
"I didn't just stuff myself into this outfit just so that you can leave! Dumbledore if he can go then I am going too, its probably just Filches old cat." Sinistra said holding her mace and batting her wings. She was not a happy Hawkgirl.
"Come on Batman we can't fight unless the justice league is united. Remember divided we fall..." Dumbledore said trying to get into superman's character. Snape looked back and snorted.
"Are you serious about confronting this "Malignant" being wearing costumes? I think you've finally lost it Superman!" Snape said sarcastically. Suddenly another crash was heard down the hall.
"Flash! Go see what that was." Dumbledore commanded poor little Flitwick, who was sporting a yellow and red costume reminiscent of The Flash. Flitwick sighed and responded, "Yes sir, Superman." Flitwick ran as fast as both his little legs could carry him. He looked down the corridor connecting to the main hall, but saw nothing. He looked back at the others and shrugged.
"Lets go! Up, up and away..." Dumbledore shouted and ran, pretending to fly. The others moaned and followed him all the way to the grand hall. "My X-Ray vision tells me that there is something in the Grand Hall!" Dumbledore said with an omniscient voice.
"Thank you Captain Obvious." Minerva muttered to herself as he opened the Grand Hall. It was pitch dark.
"Lumos_" Flitwick began to chant but was stopped by Dumbledore.
"No Magic at all. We must defeat this evil with our incredible fighting skills. Wonder Women use your lasso of truth! Hawkgirl turn on the lights! Flash run around in circles and Batman just stand there and look intimidating."
"I can do that." Snape said flatly.
"And I'll do all the talking..." Dumbledore said.
Auriga Sinistra illuminated the hall manually, shedding light in the magnificent hall. Minerva began to pull out her lasso and pretended to know what she was doing. Flitwick was running around in circles and then stopped when he became to dizzy. They all began to walk slowly, watching their surroundings waiting for a sound.
"Wonder Women try and lasso our prowler."
"I can't even see it Superman!"
"I have faith in you..."
"Save it for the saps, Albus!"
"Shh! Did you hear that?" Snape said looking into the distant corner, "I hear breathing." They all commenced to walk towards the corner.
"You can be a little scary sometimes Bat..er..Severus...just a little." Minerva said holding the golden chord in her hands tightly as she approached the corner.
"Its my job..." he answered her.
They approached the corner of the hall; nothing appeared to be there. Snape sauntered over and grabbed hold of the air. In a swift movement he pulled a thin veil covering as boy with dark hair and glasses. Both parties screamed.
"Potter!" Snape growled.
"Professor Dumbledore? Professor McGonagall? Snape?" Harry stood there mouth agape
"You drag us in costume to fight off a fifteen year old?" Snape said turning back to leave. 'Of all people it had to be potter.'
McGongall flustered threw her golden tiara to the ground and left. 'I have to go to some other school.'
All the others left in anger and embarrassment. Dumbledore was left standing with and shocked Harry.
"This never happened..." Dumbledore said backing away slowly and running off. Harry just stood there and finally the full realization of what just happened hit him. . 'Am I dreaming, this can't be real? Snape BATMAN! McGonagall Wonder Woman! Dumbledore SUPERMAN! McGongall WONDERWOMAN! I swear I'll never eat anything Hagrid offers me, I swear it!'
Harry awoke in bed gasping. Ron woke up and shook Harry from his shock.
"What was it Mate? Was it Volde-Voldemort again?"
Harry shook his head and began to laugh, "Snape in Batman costume- hhahahaha- McGonagall...Wonder Woman ...Dumbledore-hahahahaha- Superman. It was all just a dream!"
Or was it?
****** So what did you think? Please review it would mean a lot to me. Any suggestions or criticism is welcome. Just void profanity please.
Authors note: I am so hyper and well I thought I'd write something funny...*chocolate* Anyways please enjoy. If I made you smile then I know I've done some good in this world. * ^ ~ ^*
D.C. comics and Bad Tea...
Yes, it was indeed a dark and stormy night. All the students were sleeping warm in their beds without a worry in the world. Well most of them were anyways. However, unbeknownst to our students, something was prowling about in the dark.
Staff meeting...
"So that concludes our annual budget meeting..." Dumbledore said with finality. The rest of the staff began to break up into their own conversations. Over the murmuring and buzzing at the table a loud crash was heard outside of the ancient hall. Dumbledore stood up and looked around.
"What was that Albus?" Minerva stood up as well whipping out her wand.
"I don't know, but its something evil and up to absolutely no good." He said looking over the table. "Come on people you know your jobs...its time to put those costumes to use..." He left suddenly.
"He's got to be kidding!" Snape sneered. Minerva shook her head.
"I'm afraid he's not. Come on now you heard the man! Auriga, Flitwick, Go or I swear he wont give us our raises." The others left grudgingly out the door. All except Snape, who was sitting and just glaring at Minerva.
"Don't look at me Like that, go!" She commanded him. He looked murderously at her and made his way out the door. Minerva gave a sigh.
"Here we go again..." She said quietly to herself. All of a sudden she spread out her arms and began to spin around like crazy. Within seconds Minerva McGonagall was no longer the transfigurations professor, but the Amazon, Wonder Woman. She left for the door.
"At least I don't have to wear my underwear on the outside." She said with wry smile and left.
Meanwhile...
Somewhere within the dungeons of Hogwarts Snape was fumbling around in the darkness, aware of the danger outside in the halls of the school, he emerges from the shadows of the dungeons. The fires from the torches illuminate the familiar pointed ears and insignia on his chest.
"I swear Dumbledore will pay for this. I'll kill anyone who sees me like this." He grunted to himself and left to meet the others
******
"A Justice friend there is some malignant thing that has invaded our school, we must stop it!" Dumbledore announced to the teachers.
"Albus_" Minerva started to say.
"Superman ...Wonder Women...Its Superman. We mustn't reveal our Identities." Dumbledore said quite seriously. Snape rolled his eyes and began to walk back to his dungeons.
"Batman... where are you going? We need your help." Dumbledore said indicating Snape. Severus shook with anger.
"Yeah, where are you going?" said Sinistra
"To rethink my life... Brazil is sounding real good `bout now."
"I didn't just stuff myself into this outfit just so that you can leave! Dumbledore if he can go then I am going too, its probably just Filches old cat." Sinistra said holding her mace and batting her wings. She was not a happy Hawkgirl.
"Come on Batman we can't fight unless the justice league is united. Remember divided we fall..." Dumbledore said trying to get into superman's character. Snape looked back and snorted.
"Are you serious about confronting this "Malignant" being wearing costumes? I think you've finally lost it Superman!" Snape said sarcastically. Suddenly another crash was heard down the hall.
"Flash! Go see what that was." Dumbledore commanded poor little Flitwick, who was sporting a yellow and red costume reminiscent of The Flash. Flitwick sighed and responded, "Yes sir, Superman." Flitwick ran as fast as both his little legs could carry him. He looked down the corridor connecting to the main hall, but saw nothing. He looked back at the others and shrugged.
"Lets go! Up, up and away..." Dumbledore shouted and ran, pretending to fly. The others moaned and followed him all the way to the grand hall. "My X-Ray vision tells me that there is something in the Grand Hall!" Dumbledore said with an omniscient voice.
"Thank you Captain Obvious." Minerva muttered to herself as he opened the Grand Hall. It was pitch dark.
"Lumos_" Flitwick began to chant but was stopped by Dumbledore.
"No Magic at all. We must defeat this evil with our incredible fighting skills. Wonder Women use your lasso of truth! Hawkgirl turn on the lights! Flash run around in circles and Batman just stand there and look intimidating."
"I can do that." Snape said flatly.
"And I'll do all the talking..." Dumbledore said.
Auriga Sinistra illuminated the hall manually, shedding light in the magnificent hall. Minerva began to pull out her lasso and pretended to know what she was doing. Flitwick was running around in circles and then stopped when he became to dizzy. They all began to walk slowly, watching their surroundings waiting for a sound.
"Wonder Women try and lasso our prowler."
"I can't even see it Superman!"
"I have faith in you..."
"Save it for the saps, Albus!"
"Shh! Did you hear that?" Snape said looking into the distant corner, "I hear breathing." They all commenced to walk towards the corner.
"You can be a little scary sometimes Bat..er..Severus...just a little." Minerva said holding the golden chord in her hands tightly as she approached the corner.
"Its my job..." he answered her.
They approached the corner of the hall; nothing appeared to be there. Snape sauntered over and grabbed hold of the air. In a swift movement he pulled a thin veil covering as boy with dark hair and glasses. Both parties screamed.
"Potter!" Snape growled.
"Professor Dumbledore? Professor McGonagall? Snape?" Harry stood there mouth agape
"You drag us in costume to fight off a fifteen year old?" Snape said turning back to leave. 'Of all people it had to be potter.'
McGongall flustered threw her golden tiara to the ground and left. 'I have to go to some other school.'
All the others left in anger and embarrassment. Dumbledore was left standing with and shocked Harry.
"This never happened..." Dumbledore said backing away slowly and running off. Harry just stood there and finally the full realization of what just happened hit him. . 'Am I dreaming, this can't be real? Snape BATMAN! McGonagall Wonder Woman! Dumbledore SUPERMAN! McGongall WONDERWOMAN! I swear I'll never eat anything Hagrid offers me, I swear it!'
Harry awoke in bed gasping. Ron woke up and shook Harry from his shock.
"What was it Mate? Was it Volde-Voldemort again?"
Harry shook his head and began to laugh, "Snape in Batman costume- hhahahaha- McGonagall...Wonder Woman ...Dumbledore-hahahahaha- Superman. It was all just a dream!"
Or was it?
****** So what did you think? Please review it would mean a lot to me. Any suggestions or criticism is welcome. Just void profanity please.