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my Star Trek book collection...sigh... It all belongs to DC and JK
Rowling...sigh... One DAY!
Authors note: Thank you so much for the reviews! ( I wasn't really intending to do other chapters, but why not? Homework and other stuff can wait! So thank you so much it looks like I've finally done something right. Miranda G. Potter this ones for you.
DC comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 2 "Not this crap again? "
Later that same night in Snape's office...
"So Harry thinks it was all a dream?" Minerva asked nervously. Dumbledore nodded his ancient head.
"Yes, however I don't think those images will ever leave his head." Albus said as Snape silently shuffled in his seat.
"I think we are more traumatized than he is..." Sinistra's voice chimed in. The others agreed with soft moans. "...we can't do this again.". Dumbledore shook his head at Sinistra's comment.
"You don't understand, we must do this for the safety of the children." Dumbledore said. The others looked at him as if he were joking. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. "Please you must do this, I am not nuts it is just that this is the only way...and I sign your paychecks...Ahem?" Snape rose from his seat with the last shred of dignity he had in him.
"Would you look at yourself Dumbledore? I mean you are wearing red underpants on the outside and a cape!" Snape yelled slightly. The others looked at him with slight amusement.
"Look whose talking?" Sinistra said looking at him with discernment. Snape last shred of confidence died, but he managed to stay standing.
"We can't have another episode like Potter's. If another student catches us it will be a disaster."
"Well, than you shall teach us some stealth Batman?" Dumbledore said with a small smile on his face.
"Please, not that crap again!" Snape said rolling his eyebrows.
"Well it not like some demented freak breaks into to the school every night." Flitwick said giving into Dumbledore's request. The others just shook their heads in surrender. "Good point Flitwick, however I suggest every night someone goes on patrol...With Voldemort on the loose this school is in grave danger."
"Yes Albus we know this, but why in costume?" Minerva asked once again.
"Do I need to give you all a reason?" Dumbledore said scrutinizing all of them.
"No", They all thought to themselves, "he doesn't."
"Alright then, Batman you'll patrol tomorrow night." Albus said with the authority Superman had.
"To the Batcave..." Sinistra chortled. Snape threw her an evil glare.
"Well if that's all_" Albus started but was suddenly stopped by the opening of the door.
"Professor Snape!" Draco came in bursting through the door breathless, "I saw...I saw, Potter...I saw? Oh my Holy Crap!" Draco saw all them in their strange attire. The others sat frozen in their chairs. Draco took step forward but the sight of Snape in the bat costume and McGonagall in the scant clothes of Wonder Woman was too much for him. He gave a girlish squeal and fainted.
"Idiot boy." Minerva grumbled. Snape and Flitwick went over to pull in Draco's limp form into the office.
"What are we going to do with the blond now?" Sinistra asked as she looked over him.
"Lets give him to Poppy, he'll wake up in the infirmary. Severus, you tell him later that he was knocked unconscious..." Dumbledore said.
"Why me?" He said quite upset.
"Oh come on batty get with the program." Minerva quipped.
"I can tell this is going to be a very long night." Flitwick said as they all left carrying a very unconscious Malfoy.
Peeves suddenly appeared, "looking more batty than usual huh, Snapey Wapey," Peeves grabbed Snape cape and flung it over his head causing Snape to trip and cause a domino affect. All of them fell on top of Draco.
"I fell on something soft." Sinistra said as Snape groaned in agony.
"Okay Draco really needs to go to the infirmary now." Dumbledore said as our heroes faded into the night.
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Sorry not nearly as funny or as long as the last one. Please R&R I need some Ideas...
Authors note: Thank you so much for the reviews! ( I wasn't really intending to do other chapters, but why not? Homework and other stuff can wait! So thank you so much it looks like I've finally done something right. Miranda G. Potter this ones for you.
DC comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 2 "Not this crap again? "
Later that same night in Snape's office...
"So Harry thinks it was all a dream?" Minerva asked nervously. Dumbledore nodded his ancient head.
"Yes, however I don't think those images will ever leave his head." Albus said as Snape silently shuffled in his seat.
"I think we are more traumatized than he is..." Sinistra's voice chimed in. The others agreed with soft moans. "...we can't do this again.". Dumbledore shook his head at Sinistra's comment.
"You don't understand, we must do this for the safety of the children." Dumbledore said. The others looked at him as if he were joking. Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. "Please you must do this, I am not nuts it is just that this is the only way...and I sign your paychecks...Ahem?" Snape rose from his seat with the last shred of dignity he had in him.
"Would you look at yourself Dumbledore? I mean you are wearing red underpants on the outside and a cape!" Snape yelled slightly. The others looked at him with slight amusement.
"Look whose talking?" Sinistra said looking at him with discernment. Snape last shred of confidence died, but he managed to stay standing.
"We can't have another episode like Potter's. If another student catches us it will be a disaster."
"Well, than you shall teach us some stealth Batman?" Dumbledore said with a small smile on his face.
"Please, not that crap again!" Snape said rolling his eyebrows.
"Well it not like some demented freak breaks into to the school every night." Flitwick said giving into Dumbledore's request. The others just shook their heads in surrender. "Good point Flitwick, however I suggest every night someone goes on patrol...With Voldemort on the loose this school is in grave danger."
"Yes Albus we know this, but why in costume?" Minerva asked once again.
"Do I need to give you all a reason?" Dumbledore said scrutinizing all of them.
"No", They all thought to themselves, "he doesn't."
"Alright then, Batman you'll patrol tomorrow night." Albus said with the authority Superman had.
"To the Batcave..." Sinistra chortled. Snape threw her an evil glare.
"Well if that's all_" Albus started but was suddenly stopped by the opening of the door.
"Professor Snape!" Draco came in bursting through the door breathless, "I saw...I saw, Potter...I saw? Oh my Holy Crap!" Draco saw all them in their strange attire. The others sat frozen in their chairs. Draco took step forward but the sight of Snape in the bat costume and McGonagall in the scant clothes of Wonder Woman was too much for him. He gave a girlish squeal and fainted.
"Idiot boy." Minerva grumbled. Snape and Flitwick went over to pull in Draco's limp form into the office.
"What are we going to do with the blond now?" Sinistra asked as she looked over him.
"Lets give him to Poppy, he'll wake up in the infirmary. Severus, you tell him later that he was knocked unconscious..." Dumbledore said.
"Why me?" He said quite upset.
"Oh come on batty get with the program." Minerva quipped.
"I can tell this is going to be a very long night." Flitwick said as they all left carrying a very unconscious Malfoy.
Peeves suddenly appeared, "looking more batty than usual huh, Snapey Wapey," Peeves grabbed Snape cape and flung it over his head causing Snape to trip and cause a domino affect. All of them fell on top of Draco.
"I fell on something soft." Sinistra said as Snape groaned in agony.
"Okay Draco really needs to go to the infirmary now." Dumbledore said as our heroes faded into the night.
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Sorry not nearly as funny or as long as the last one. Please R&R I need some Ideas...