The Terrible Tall Twin Trouble Tale
"NeoLand" Chapter 2
Twin 2: No!
Kids: Pleaaaaase
Twin 2: No! You can't get on "The Ultimate Super Mega Hyper Giga
Death-o-coaster Of Death" unless you're as tall as us, isn't that
right, One?
(Twin 2 looks beside him and finds that Twin 1 is nowhere to be
seen...)
Twin 2: One? One? Where are you One?
Twin 1: Look at me, Two!!!
(Twin 1 is riding a on a car ride. Two notices a sign saying "Only suitable for people less than 5 feet tall. Beware of low tunnels." and that Twin 1
is heading straight for a tunnel.)
Twin 2: One! Look out for the tunnel!!
Twin 1: The what?
Twin 2: The tunnel!
Twin 1: What funnel?
Twin 2: The tunnel! Turn around and look ahead!
Twin 1: What the..!? Ahhhhhhh!
(There is a loud smack as Twin 1 hits the wall above the tunnel. The car
moves from under him into the tunnel and 1 sinks to the track.)
Twin 1: Well that didn't feel very good...
Twin 2: One! There's a car behind you!!!
Twin 1: OH!! Well it's not gonna get me!
(Twin 1 does the cool ghostly transparency thing a second before the car
hits him. He begins to realise that this was a bad idea when he falls
through the track beneath him!!)
Twin 1: Ahhhhhhh!!! Wait I know how to stop falling!!!
(Twin one becomes solid again just before he reaches the ground. His fall
is broken by an unsuspecting Agent Smith.)
Smith 59: Gasp.... What is the...purpose...of this creature...that
is...em...crushing me...? Ackkkkkkk!!
(And with that elegant parting riposte, Smith 59 was deleted.)
Announcer: Ding Dong! We are sad to announce that Smith 59 has
left this program. All Smiths under that number have been
promoted!!
Smiths 60-300: Yaaaaay!!! Cookies all round!!
Twin 1: Ouchie!! I'm all sore!!
Twin 2: Up you get mate.
(Twin two helps twin one up. And dusts him off. Twin one then heals
himself.)
Twin 2: Now One, what have we learned today?
Twin 1: Don't go on kid's rides.
Twin 2: Good. Now I want you to....
Twin 1: Yay!! Look!! Super Fun Happy Ride!!!!
(Twin One runs off and Twin Two falls over in anime style.)
Twin 2: D'oh!!
(Meanwhile, in the chairman's office.)
Morpheus: Neo!! This is madness!!
Neo: Morpheus, will you stop complaining if I make you vice-chairman of
the park and give you the second-biggest apartment we have?
Morpheus: The question is not "Will I stop Complaining?". The
question is "How soon can I move in?".
(Neo smiles contentedly to himself and puts the tips of his fingers
together...)
Neo: Excellent...
"NeoLand" Chapter 2
Twin 2: No!
Kids: Pleaaaaase
Twin 2: No! You can't get on "The Ultimate Super Mega Hyper Giga
Death-o-coaster Of Death" unless you're as tall as us, isn't that
right, One?
(Twin 2 looks beside him and finds that Twin 1 is nowhere to be
seen...)
Twin 2: One? One? Where are you One?
Twin 1: Look at me, Two!!!
(Twin 1 is riding a on a car ride. Two notices a sign saying "Only suitable for people less than 5 feet tall. Beware of low tunnels." and that Twin 1
is heading straight for a tunnel.)
Twin 2: One! Look out for the tunnel!!
Twin 1: The what?
Twin 2: The tunnel!
Twin 1: What funnel?
Twin 2: The tunnel! Turn around and look ahead!
Twin 1: What the..!? Ahhhhhhh!
(There is a loud smack as Twin 1 hits the wall above the tunnel. The car
moves from under him into the tunnel and 1 sinks to the track.)
Twin 1: Well that didn't feel very good...
Twin 2: One! There's a car behind you!!!
Twin 1: OH!! Well it's not gonna get me!
(Twin 1 does the cool ghostly transparency thing a second before the car
hits him. He begins to realise that this was a bad idea when he falls
through the track beneath him!!)
Twin 1: Ahhhhhhh!!! Wait I know how to stop falling!!!
(Twin one becomes solid again just before he reaches the ground. His fall
is broken by an unsuspecting Agent Smith.)
Smith 59: Gasp.... What is the...purpose...of this creature...that
is...em...crushing me...? Ackkkkkkk!!
(And with that elegant parting riposte, Smith 59 was deleted.)
Announcer: Ding Dong! We are sad to announce that Smith 59 has
left this program. All Smiths under that number have been
promoted!!
Smiths 60-300: Yaaaaay!!! Cookies all round!!
Twin 1: Ouchie!! I'm all sore!!
Twin 2: Up you get mate.
(Twin two helps twin one up. And dusts him off. Twin one then heals
himself.)
Twin 2: Now One, what have we learned today?
Twin 1: Don't go on kid's rides.
Twin 2: Good. Now I want you to....
Twin 1: Yay!! Look!! Super Fun Happy Ride!!!!
(Twin One runs off and Twin Two falls over in anime style.)
Twin 2: D'oh!!
(Meanwhile, in the chairman's office.)
Morpheus: Neo!! This is madness!!
Neo: Morpheus, will you stop complaining if I make you vice-chairman of
the park and give you the second-biggest apartment we have?
Morpheus: The question is not "Will I stop Complaining?". The
question is "How soon can I move in?".
(Neo smiles contentedly to himself and puts the tips of his fingers
together...)
Neo: Excellent...