Disclaimer: I don't own anything...tear...It all belongs to J.K. Rowling or
D.C. Comics... Oh and I don't own "Stayin' Alive" That belongs to the Bee
Gees.
Authors note: If you don't know how to sing staying alive...it really hard I know just pop in the song and listen to it while it all happens...if you never heard of "Stayin' Alive" shame on you! Well I don't know if I should keep going just enjoy and review please! ( Thank you so much for the idea Cyberian Otter!
D.C. and Bad Tea: Chapitre Trois... Morning Bee Gees
It indeed had been a very long night for Severus Snape and the rest of the "Justice League". Severus arose from his hour of bed rest only to be bothered again by Albus.
"What the bloody-"
"Not now Severus I fear that there is something wrong in the Grand hall the others are waiting for you outside in costume."
"It seven O' clock in the morning! Do I have to do this in costume?" Snape asked still adjusting his blurry vision. Dumbledore shook his head.
"I'd accompany you, but I am busy...just go out there." Dumbledore said as Snape shut his door nearly taking off the Dumbledore's nose. Dumbledore gave a sigh and told the others who were waiting impatiently outside to wait.
Snape bustled round in the darkness and mess of his room to put on his costume. "There has got to be an easier way to do this." He thought to himself as he shoved his foot into the boot. It took him about fifteen minutes to get ready. He came out carefully out of the door.
"You're worse than a girl..." grumbled Sinistra glaring at him through bloodshot eyes. Minerva smirked at this and turned to leave towards the Great Hall. Flitwick followed suit. Snape had a random thought, "I never knew how much Flitwick looked like an oompa loompa... I really need caffeine."
They all continued to walk down the dimly lit halls towards the Great Hall. Each one keeping their eyes open incase there was some student coming. The neared the place they had been earlier that morning.
"There shouldn't be any students in there..." Minerva said trying hard to reassure herself more than the other justice friends. She opened he door...
Time froze as their stomachs sank to the floor. The students were quietly eating their breakfast in the hall. It didn't take long for all of them to see their much-respected teachers in costumes resembling those of the muggle comic book heroes. They sat opened mouthed and shocked at the sight of it all.
"This is all you're fault if you hadn't taken so long!" Sinistra said slapping Snape in the arm.
"Oh it's always my fault isn't it Auriga!" Snape said flushing with anger. Not on sound emerged from the students. Minerva stood there and suddenly began to hum a familiar tune. Too familiar...
"Minerva...no!" Snape begged.
"Just sing Severus, like we all did five weeks ago at our staff meeting... they'll think it was too insane. Come on we've all done this..." Minerva said as she began to hum the music louder starting the very familiar song. Sinistra and Flitwick began to perform several familiar disco moves. Snape hook his head, but Minerva through him a most murderous look. He was a dead man anyway. Snape began to sing as the others began to hum and do the back music for him.
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk.
Music's loud and women warm, I've been kicked round since I was born and now it's all
right its okay you may look the other way." Snape took a deep breath and sang as he
performed the moonwalk. "We can try and understand the New York Times' effect on
man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying
alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive, staying alive."
Now all of them join the chorus.
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha ...staying alive..."
Sinistra, Flitwick and Minerva sang in unison. They all formed into a line and began to do the "can can" as they hummed the musical part of the song. Snape starts again.
"Well now I get... low and I get high, and if I can't get either I really try...got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know its all right it's okay I'll live to see another day." Another deep breathe, "We can try and understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive, staying alive!"
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha...staying alive....!!!!" They all dance with perfection and even Snape does the splits. All their voices get low as the sing the last small part of the song.
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk.
Music's loud and women warm, I've been kicked round since I was born and now it's all
right its okay you may look the other way. We can try and understand the New York
Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying
alive, staying alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive,
staying alive."
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha...staying alive...!"
"Staying alive...staying alive...ah ha ha ha staying alive!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah."
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah."
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!"
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah." They keep repeating this as they leave the hall in a "can can" line, waving goodbye to the dumbstruck students, echoing the song as they left.
Minerva closed the door with exasperation. Flitwick was rolling on the floor with laughter, kicking his little legs up in the air. Even Snape had a small grin on his face. The faces on the children were really hysterical. Sinistra was blushing with embarrassment.
"Lets go, I don't think there was anything wrong here..." Sinistra said stifling her laughter. They all got up and went with some resentment to Dumbledore's office.
"Chocolate Beans." Minerva told the gargoyle. The stone statue began to spiral upward revealing the stairs. All entered the case of stairs easily except Sinistra had a hard time. Her wings didn't want to go through. After five minutes she finally made it to Dumbledore's office.
"Bravo...Bravo... all of you have excellent singing voices...it was a really nice rendition of the Bee Gees Batman."
"There was nothing wrong down there!" Minerva exclaimed with exhaust.
"I know I was merely testing your performance under stress or in this case risking your dignity in front of the students. You handled it quite well indeed."
"A test?" Flitwick said very tired.
"Listen, I know you are all tired, so I am canceling all classes today. Tonight we'll all have to patrol the school and I believe we all need to learn some fighting skills without the use of a wand. My office after dinner then Go and get some rest you all look like crap." With that said the others left to their living areas...not sure if they could go on with this charade any longer.
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Oh my...what have I done... well I hope you enjoyed it. Any suggestions are welcome any flames or constructive criticism as I like to call it, is welcome as well, just don't swear at me please! ( **R&R** (
Authors note: If you don't know how to sing staying alive...it really hard I know just pop in the song and listen to it while it all happens...if you never heard of "Stayin' Alive" shame on you! Well I don't know if I should keep going just enjoy and review please! ( Thank you so much for the idea Cyberian Otter!
D.C. and Bad Tea: Chapitre Trois... Morning Bee Gees
It indeed had been a very long night for Severus Snape and the rest of the "Justice League". Severus arose from his hour of bed rest only to be bothered again by Albus.
"What the bloody-"
"Not now Severus I fear that there is something wrong in the Grand hall the others are waiting for you outside in costume."
"It seven O' clock in the morning! Do I have to do this in costume?" Snape asked still adjusting his blurry vision. Dumbledore shook his head.
"I'd accompany you, but I am busy...just go out there." Dumbledore said as Snape shut his door nearly taking off the Dumbledore's nose. Dumbledore gave a sigh and told the others who were waiting impatiently outside to wait.
Snape bustled round in the darkness and mess of his room to put on his costume. "There has got to be an easier way to do this." He thought to himself as he shoved his foot into the boot. It took him about fifteen minutes to get ready. He came out carefully out of the door.
"You're worse than a girl..." grumbled Sinistra glaring at him through bloodshot eyes. Minerva smirked at this and turned to leave towards the Great Hall. Flitwick followed suit. Snape had a random thought, "I never knew how much Flitwick looked like an oompa loompa... I really need caffeine."
They all continued to walk down the dimly lit halls towards the Great Hall. Each one keeping their eyes open incase there was some student coming. The neared the place they had been earlier that morning.
"There shouldn't be any students in there..." Minerva said trying hard to reassure herself more than the other justice friends. She opened he door...
Time froze as their stomachs sank to the floor. The students were quietly eating their breakfast in the hall. It didn't take long for all of them to see their much-respected teachers in costumes resembling those of the muggle comic book heroes. They sat opened mouthed and shocked at the sight of it all.
"This is all you're fault if you hadn't taken so long!" Sinistra said slapping Snape in the arm.
"Oh it's always my fault isn't it Auriga!" Snape said flushing with anger. Not on sound emerged from the students. Minerva stood there and suddenly began to hum a familiar tune. Too familiar...
"Minerva...no!" Snape begged.
"Just sing Severus, like we all did five weeks ago at our staff meeting... they'll think it was too insane. Come on we've all done this..." Minerva said as she began to hum the music louder starting the very familiar song. Sinistra and Flitwick began to perform several familiar disco moves. Snape hook his head, but Minerva through him a most murderous look. He was a dead man anyway. Snape began to sing as the others began to hum and do the back music for him.
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk.
Music's loud and women warm, I've been kicked round since I was born and now it's all
right its okay you may look the other way." Snape took a deep breath and sang as he
performed the moonwalk. "We can try and understand the New York Times' effect on
man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying
alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive, staying alive."
Now all of them join the chorus.
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha ...staying alive..."
Sinistra, Flitwick and Minerva sang in unison. They all formed into a line and began to do the "can can" as they hummed the musical part of the song. Snape starts again.
"Well now I get... low and I get high, and if I can't get either I really try...got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know its all right it's okay I'll live to see another day." Another deep breathe, "We can try and understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive, staying alive!"
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha...staying alive....!!!!" They all dance with perfection and even Snape does the splits. All their voices get low as the sing the last small part of the song.
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk.
Music's loud and women warm, I've been kicked round since I was born and now it's all
right its okay you may look the other way. We can try and understand the New York
Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother whether you're a mother you're staying
alive, staying alive! Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking you're staying alive,
staying alive."
"Ah ha ha ha staying alive...staying alive...Ah ha ha ha...staying alive...!"
"Staying alive...staying alive...ah ha ha ha staying alive!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah."
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah."
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah. Staying alive!!!!"
"Life going no where...somebody help me now! Somebody help me...yeah!"
Life going nowhere somebody help me now...help yeah." They keep repeating this as they leave the hall in a "can can" line, waving goodbye to the dumbstruck students, echoing the song as they left.
Minerva closed the door with exasperation. Flitwick was rolling on the floor with laughter, kicking his little legs up in the air. Even Snape had a small grin on his face. The faces on the children were really hysterical. Sinistra was blushing with embarrassment.
"Lets go, I don't think there was anything wrong here..." Sinistra said stifling her laughter. They all got up and went with some resentment to Dumbledore's office.
"Chocolate Beans." Minerva told the gargoyle. The stone statue began to spiral upward revealing the stairs. All entered the case of stairs easily except Sinistra had a hard time. Her wings didn't want to go through. After five minutes she finally made it to Dumbledore's office.
"Bravo...Bravo... all of you have excellent singing voices...it was a really nice rendition of the Bee Gees Batman."
"There was nothing wrong down there!" Minerva exclaimed with exhaust.
"I know I was merely testing your performance under stress or in this case risking your dignity in front of the students. You handled it quite well indeed."
"A test?" Flitwick said very tired.
"Listen, I know you are all tired, so I am canceling all classes today. Tonight we'll all have to patrol the school and I believe we all need to learn some fighting skills without the use of a wand. My office after dinner then Go and get some rest you all look like crap." With that said the others left to their living areas...not sure if they could go on with this charade any longer.
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Oh my...what have I done... well I hope you enjoyed it. Any suggestions are welcome any flames or constructive criticism as I like to call it, is welcome as well, just don't swear at me please! ( **R&R** (