Beauty... Or Not
Well I figure I should do a Trinity chapter because a request from a
reviewer so.... Enjoy!!!!
Beauty...Or Not
(Inside Trinity's apartment. She is reading the latest edition of the
NeoLand Times. One specific article catches her eye...)
Trinity: Wow!! A beauty contest!! I'm gonna enter that!
(Fast Forward to NeoLand. Outside the Main Event Big Top.)
Trinity: Well, lets see... Who's entering? The Twins? 10 Agent Smiths?
The Oracle? Morpheus? Ha! I'm guaranteed to win!! And Neo's judging
it! Yes!
(Inside the tent the contest has begun, the contestants are all
wearing very...revealing costumes and striking various poses we will
not discus here... (Yes, even The Agent Smiths!)
Neo: Well, after careful consideration I have chosen a winner!!!
Now, the top 3 beauties are... (Drum roll)
Trinity: (Clasps hands in Expectation)
Neo: 1st =Morpheus!
2nd=Twin 1
3rd=Smith 12
Trinity: (Is In Shock, eyes wide)
Twin 2: What the? Neo, What was I?
Neo: Uh... 10th!
Twin 2: Then why was One first? We're Twins!!!
Neo: Ah, But his bikini is smaller.
Trinity: (wakes Up) Neo where did I come in
Neo: 16th.
Trinity: There were only 15 contestants!!!
Neo: Yes I know.
Trinity: So you think Morpheus, Agent Smith, The Twins and the
oracle are sexier than me?
Neo: Yes, of course. Especially Morpheus
Morpheus: Why thank you, Neo
Trinity: Oh, don't think I'll forget this...
Neo: Contest Over!!
(Later, in Neo's office)
Merovingian: Zo, I vas Vinking Zat maybee vee zood hav a French
theme day, no?
Neo: No
Merovingian: But eet ees cause and effect, Neo. Cause: Vee 'av a
French day. Effect: Vee breeng een more French tooreests.
Consequence: More monee for uz, Mon Capitan.
Neo: Correction: for me. But good Idea none the less....
Well I figure I should do a Trinity chapter because a request from a
reviewer so.... Enjoy!!!!
Beauty...Or Not
(Inside Trinity's apartment. She is reading the latest edition of the
NeoLand Times. One specific article catches her eye...)
Trinity: Wow!! A beauty contest!! I'm gonna enter that!
(Fast Forward to NeoLand. Outside the Main Event Big Top.)
Trinity: Well, lets see... Who's entering? The Twins? 10 Agent Smiths?
The Oracle? Morpheus? Ha! I'm guaranteed to win!! And Neo's judging
it! Yes!
(Inside the tent the contest has begun, the contestants are all
wearing very...revealing costumes and striking various poses we will
not discus here... (Yes, even The Agent Smiths!)
Neo: Well, after careful consideration I have chosen a winner!!!
Now, the top 3 beauties are... (Drum roll)
Trinity: (Clasps hands in Expectation)
Neo: 1st =Morpheus!
2nd=Twin 1
3rd=Smith 12
Trinity: (Is In Shock, eyes wide)
Twin 2: What the? Neo, What was I?
Neo: Uh... 10th!
Twin 2: Then why was One first? We're Twins!!!
Neo: Ah, But his bikini is smaller.
Trinity: (wakes Up) Neo where did I come in
Neo: 16th.
Trinity: There were only 15 contestants!!!
Neo: Yes I know.
Trinity: So you think Morpheus, Agent Smith, The Twins and the
oracle are sexier than me?
Neo: Yes, of course. Especially Morpheus
Morpheus: Why thank you, Neo
Trinity: Oh, don't think I'll forget this...
Neo: Contest Over!!
(Later, in Neo's office)
Merovingian: Zo, I vas Vinking Zat maybee vee zood hav a French
theme day, no?
Neo: No
Merovingian: But eet ees cause and effect, Neo. Cause: Vee 'av a
French day. Effect: Vee breeng een more French tooreests.
Consequence: More monee for uz, Mon Capitan.
Neo: Correction: for me. But good Idea none the less....