Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters. I do own the oc's. This is a fic about Hiei and Bui. NONYAOI!

-Pals-

Chapter Two: !Cat Fight!

Mindy starts to get into a crying fit.

Mindy: How RUDE!

Valerie starts to laugh.

Valerie: When you cry your fat bounces! everone sarts to laugh

Mindy: shut up before i hurt you! i am really strong!

Valerie: the only way you win is when you swallow the attacker!

Mindy: heheheheheheeh hehehehehehehe eheheheheheheheheh

Leon: what the hell is happening!

Valerie: Let Hiei out!!!!!

Mindy: gets giant and starts to talk in a deep voice NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valerie: gets into fighting dojo stance yo gonna pay bitch! he ya!

Leon: watch your back Mindy!

Valerie: what back? its just all fat!

Bui: stop all this fighting! pulls Hiei out of Mindy's fat

A teacher walks in to the playground.

Mrs. Kunishima: Stop this cat fight! before you have to fight the G cat Mrs. Kunishima!

Valerie: i'll take you.

Mrs. Kunishima: oh right lil bitch!

Valerie: starts to sing Back off all take you on, headstrong to take anyone on! in the voice of Buttercup from Powerepuffgirls{do not own this song or the band Trapped!}

Mrs. Kunishima and Valerie put there hands in cat fight style and start going at it.

Valerie: I will win bitch!

Mindy: not if i help her and put you in my fat!

Mrs. Kunishima: Thats the spirit!

Valerie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: STOP IT! YOU FAT BITCH!

Hiei runs in from of Valerie to push her out of the way in slow motion.

Hiei: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bui: STOP IT MINDY THIS IS WRONG!

Mindy stops and so does the ground.

Some Random Kid: few,i though that earthquake would never stop!

AN: HAHAAH I still think i got it. Please RR hehe.