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DC Comics and Bad Tea: Capitulo 4 Dung bombs and Ninjas
"Thank you so much for coming tonight, as I said we are all going to learn some fighting skills. Madame Pomfrey will be teaching you tonight."
The School nurse came out giving each a small smile. Poppy was wearing a black ninja suit and on her side a samurai sword hung. The others acted with little surprise. With the past events nothing was really unbelievable.
"Okay I would like to show you some things first. You must repeat every step I do. This form of fighting is known as kung fu." Poppy began to do some intricate kicks and punches. The others tried, but were failing miserably. Eventually after about an hour they were kind of getting a feel for it.
"Okay, now Minerva and Severus onto the mat. You two will battle first. The first one to fall out of the mat loses." Poppy said indicating them to step onto the mat. "Are you ready?" She asked both of them.
"I've been ready for fifteen years." Minerva retorted seizing up her fists. Poppy reiterated the rules again and let them begin. Minerva gave a scream like Xena and ran up to Snape and socked him. He staggered slightly with shock. He then dropped to the floor and tripped Minerva. She however quickly bounced off the ground. She attempted to kick Snape's head, but he ducked just in time. Snape Picked her up attempting to throw her off the mat but she gave him something like the nerve pinch and his grip weakened allowing her to get off.
"Today is a good day to die." Minerva said getting Snape into a hemlock. He elbowed her in the stomach.
"Indeed it is Wonder Woman." He retorted. They both got on an opposite side ready to run into each other and rip each other's throats out. They ran but were suddenly stopped. They found themselves levitating.
"Enough, you two are going to kill each other. Flitwick and Sinistra up on the mat." Poppy said settling down Minerva and Snape to the floor. They both bowed and began to fight.
Flitwick jumped high into the air and kicked Auriga squarely on the head. Sinistra gave him a powerful blow in the stomach. Flitwick again went to kick her in the face but this time Auriga caught him in mid air.
"No you don't." She said as she placed him off the net.
"That wasn't fair." Flitwick said upset.
"All right, Listen Auriga next time don't do that. Flitwick watch Star Wars Episode II." Poppy said. They all nodded.
"Well that's all the time for lessons now, Piece of advice to all of you however. Girls if all else fails kick them were the sun don't shine and Men just be careful." And with that Poppy left. Dumbledore looked at them all and gave them pleasant smile.
"Good Job all of you...now its time to patrol the school. Filch has told me that someone's been lighting up dung bombs along the school corridors. Weasleys perhaps go and patrol."
"What you aren't coming?" Snape said angrily.
"Not tonight. I am very busy... now please go and protect the school! Somethng evil may be prowling about. If I can I will join you later."
The others mumbled softly and left Dumbledore's office.
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"So here we are in costume...ten o'clock at night everyone should be at bed... This is professor Flitwick keeping recording of our patrol tonight. The purpose of this recording is to keep evidence of what we do and for future posterity. In other words I really have no purpose for this recording-
"Flitwick will you cut that out!" Minerva said interrupting Flitwick's conversation with his small recorder. Flitwick ignored her and continued to talk into it.
-So before I was so rudely interrupted we are now patrolling the schools in the company of Batman, Hawkgirl, and Wonder Woman, Superman is absent...At this moment we believe that someone has been dropping dung bombs along the corridor. We believe this is the work of the Weasly twins we are here to investigate."
"So here is a random thought, I think we should all have theme songs." Sinistra said rather enthusiastically.
"ARE YOU NUTTERS?" Snape said looking at Auriga as if she where infected with rabies.
"No, I mean we are already in costume and I guess there's really no harm in it...I mean yours is a given Batman, but I don't know I've been thinking about it..." Flitwick cut into Auriga's response.
"You know what I think I know mine... How' bout the Star Wars theme song... John Williams is so cool..."
"If you think it suits you...How about you Minerva?"
"I don't know um what about that song... "Hero" sounds good."
"I cannot believe we are having this conversation." Snape said again, "we have more important things to do."
"Fun sucker!" Sinistra said batting her wings. They walked around the corridor quietly. They went completely around the entire school and were ready to call it night. "Well I guess we can catch them tomorrow night." Minerva said taking her tiara off in retirement.
"Yeah lets call it a night." Flitwick said while turning off his recorder. Suddenly a cloud a smoke and a foul stench erupted from one off the armored suits.
"What the heck?" Auriga said brandishing her mace. Snape stepped forward and scrutinized the smoking Armour.
"They all have dung bombs in them. They have obviously been charmed to go off at a certain time." He said clenching his fists.
"No doubt the work of those Redheaded Tricksters...You got to give'em credit though. This is awesome, something I would have done if was their age." Auriga said with a nostalgic sigh.
"Would have?" Minerva said holding her nose, "This thing is giving me a headache, I swear when I get my hand on those two..."
"Well we have to stop the others before they start to go off. I guess they must have placed it all over the schools armored suits."
"All of them, but why now? It wouldn't be very logical..." Sinistra said with a paranoid voice.
"Are you suggesting that they are here?" Minerva said taking a rather offensive position.
"They've caught on to us...they want to catch us like this." Snape said equally paranoid.
Something moved in the darkness only partially caught in moonlight. Red hair.
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Dun dun dun!!! What will happen next! Tune in the next chapter! Same bat- channel same bat-time! R&R por favor!
Authors note: Please review! It makes me feel loved and believe me I need all the love I can get. So please review, your input is just as important. Flames are welcome!
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Capitulo 4 Dung bombs and Ninjas
"Thank you so much for coming tonight, as I said we are all going to learn some fighting skills. Madame Pomfrey will be teaching you tonight."
The School nurse came out giving each a small smile. Poppy was wearing a black ninja suit and on her side a samurai sword hung. The others acted with little surprise. With the past events nothing was really unbelievable.
"Okay I would like to show you some things first. You must repeat every step I do. This form of fighting is known as kung fu." Poppy began to do some intricate kicks and punches. The others tried, but were failing miserably. Eventually after about an hour they were kind of getting a feel for it.
"Okay, now Minerva and Severus onto the mat. You two will battle first. The first one to fall out of the mat loses." Poppy said indicating them to step onto the mat. "Are you ready?" She asked both of them.
"I've been ready for fifteen years." Minerva retorted seizing up her fists. Poppy reiterated the rules again and let them begin. Minerva gave a scream like Xena and ran up to Snape and socked him. He staggered slightly with shock. He then dropped to the floor and tripped Minerva. She however quickly bounced off the ground. She attempted to kick Snape's head, but he ducked just in time. Snape Picked her up attempting to throw her off the mat but she gave him something like the nerve pinch and his grip weakened allowing her to get off.
"Today is a good day to die." Minerva said getting Snape into a hemlock. He elbowed her in the stomach.
"Indeed it is Wonder Woman." He retorted. They both got on an opposite side ready to run into each other and rip each other's throats out. They ran but were suddenly stopped. They found themselves levitating.
"Enough, you two are going to kill each other. Flitwick and Sinistra up on the mat." Poppy said settling down Minerva and Snape to the floor. They both bowed and began to fight.
Flitwick jumped high into the air and kicked Auriga squarely on the head. Sinistra gave him a powerful blow in the stomach. Flitwick again went to kick her in the face but this time Auriga caught him in mid air.
"No you don't." She said as she placed him off the net.
"That wasn't fair." Flitwick said upset.
"All right, Listen Auriga next time don't do that. Flitwick watch Star Wars Episode II." Poppy said. They all nodded.
"Well that's all the time for lessons now, Piece of advice to all of you however. Girls if all else fails kick them were the sun don't shine and Men just be careful." And with that Poppy left. Dumbledore looked at them all and gave them pleasant smile.
"Good Job all of you...now its time to patrol the school. Filch has told me that someone's been lighting up dung bombs along the school corridors. Weasleys perhaps go and patrol."
"What you aren't coming?" Snape said angrily.
"Not tonight. I am very busy... now please go and protect the school! Somethng evil may be prowling about. If I can I will join you later."
The others mumbled softly and left Dumbledore's office.
@-@
"So here we are in costume...ten o'clock at night everyone should be at bed... This is professor Flitwick keeping recording of our patrol tonight. The purpose of this recording is to keep evidence of what we do and for future posterity. In other words I really have no purpose for this recording-
"Flitwick will you cut that out!" Minerva said interrupting Flitwick's conversation with his small recorder. Flitwick ignored her and continued to talk into it.
-So before I was so rudely interrupted we are now patrolling the schools in the company of Batman, Hawkgirl, and Wonder Woman, Superman is absent...At this moment we believe that someone has been dropping dung bombs along the corridor. We believe this is the work of the Weasly twins we are here to investigate."
"So here is a random thought, I think we should all have theme songs." Sinistra said rather enthusiastically.
"ARE YOU NUTTERS?" Snape said looking at Auriga as if she where infected with rabies.
"No, I mean we are already in costume and I guess there's really no harm in it...I mean yours is a given Batman, but I don't know I've been thinking about it..." Flitwick cut into Auriga's response.
"You know what I think I know mine... How' bout the Star Wars theme song... John Williams is so cool..."
"If you think it suits you...How about you Minerva?"
"I don't know um what about that song... "Hero" sounds good."
"I cannot believe we are having this conversation." Snape said again, "we have more important things to do."
"Fun sucker!" Sinistra said batting her wings. They walked around the corridor quietly. They went completely around the entire school and were ready to call it night. "Well I guess we can catch them tomorrow night." Minerva said taking her tiara off in retirement.
"Yeah lets call it a night." Flitwick said while turning off his recorder. Suddenly a cloud a smoke and a foul stench erupted from one off the armored suits.
"What the heck?" Auriga said brandishing her mace. Snape stepped forward and scrutinized the smoking Armour.
"They all have dung bombs in them. They have obviously been charmed to go off at a certain time." He said clenching his fists.
"No doubt the work of those Redheaded Tricksters...You got to give'em credit though. This is awesome, something I would have done if was their age." Auriga said with a nostalgic sigh.
"Would have?" Minerva said holding her nose, "This thing is giving me a headache, I swear when I get my hand on those two..."
"Well we have to stop the others before they start to go off. I guess they must have placed it all over the schools armored suits."
"All of them, but why now? It wouldn't be very logical..." Sinistra said with a paranoid voice.
"Are you suggesting that they are here?" Minerva said taking a rather offensive position.
"They've caught on to us...they want to catch us like this." Snape said equally paranoid.
Something moved in the darkness only partially caught in moonlight. Red hair.
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Dun dun dun!!! What will happen next! Tune in the next chapter! Same bat- channel same bat-time! R&R por favor!