Philosophy=Nonsense
(Morpheus has turned up for the annual-when-Neo-feels-like-it pointless
philosophy contest he looks around and sees a lot of people)
Morpheus: Keep calm. I will win if I believe I have won...
Neo: Welcome to the pointless philosophy contest!! Now here to help me
host are the twins!!!
Twins: Hola!!
Neo: Two would you like to start us off?
Twin 2: Yes. The human philosopher Completus Andutterus Nonsensus
defines philosophy as allotus crappus and...
Twin 1: (sniggers)
Neo: Okay...I think that's quite enough. On with the contest!! First up,
Agent Smith! Present your philosophy.
Smith: Certainly, Mr And-er-ssson. Now, the human condition
is......smelling disgusting........bind us to this reality........think that I, as
a.........individually suffices.......
(5 hours later)
Smith: ......and thus, that is why purpose is required by all, human or
machine.
Neo: (wakes up) Oh Bravo! Next up, Agent Jackson.
Jackson: You, the anomaly, should not exist.
Neo: Next, Merovingian.
Merovingian: Cause and effect veel cause all of us to...
Neo: No, Next.
Merovingian: Vhy? I deed not get a chance.
Neo: I don't like your accent. Morpheus, could you please present your
philosophy?
Morpheus: The question is not: "Will I present my....
Neo: Get on with it.
Morpheus: I know I will win because I believe.
Neo: And finally... Bob, the junkie we pulled of the street.
Bob: Mhmhmhmhmh.... Oh don't rush me giant pink rabbit man.... bleh...
Twins: Ok, Now It's time to announce the winner!!! And the winner is
.................................................................................................................................................................................................Bob!!!
Morpheus: But? What? Huh? Why?
Neo: Well It was a "pointless" philosophy contest.
(Many Thanks to the Lilac Pilgrim for turning my idea into the comic strip that was the inspiration for this chapter. Next update soon!!! Oh and by the way, if you've be enjoying the series so far, why not join my matrix
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(Morpheus has turned up for the annual-when-Neo-feels-like-it pointless
philosophy contest he looks around and sees a lot of people)
Morpheus: Keep calm. I will win if I believe I have won...
Neo: Welcome to the pointless philosophy contest!! Now here to help me
host are the twins!!!
Twins: Hola!!
Neo: Two would you like to start us off?
Twin 2: Yes. The human philosopher Completus Andutterus Nonsensus
defines philosophy as allotus crappus and...
Twin 1: (sniggers)
Neo: Okay...I think that's quite enough. On with the contest!! First up,
Agent Smith! Present your philosophy.
Smith: Certainly, Mr And-er-ssson. Now, the human condition
is......smelling disgusting........bind us to this reality........think that I, as
a.........individually suffices.......
(5 hours later)
Smith: ......and thus, that is why purpose is required by all, human or
machine.
Neo: (wakes up) Oh Bravo! Next up, Agent Jackson.
Jackson: You, the anomaly, should not exist.
Neo: Next, Merovingian.
Merovingian: Cause and effect veel cause all of us to...
Neo: No, Next.
Merovingian: Vhy? I deed not get a chance.
Neo: I don't like your accent. Morpheus, could you please present your
philosophy?
Morpheus: The question is not: "Will I present my....
Neo: Get on with it.
Morpheus: I know I will win because I believe.
Neo: And finally... Bob, the junkie we pulled of the street.
Bob: Mhmhmhmhmh.... Oh don't rush me giant pink rabbit man.... bleh...
Twins: Ok, Now It's time to announce the winner!!! And the winner is
.................................................................................................................................................................................................Bob!!!
Morpheus: But? What? Huh? Why?
Neo: Well It was a "pointless" philosophy contest.
(Many Thanks to the Lilac Pilgrim for turning my idea into the comic strip that was the inspiration for this chapter. Next update soon!!! Oh and by the way, if you've be enjoying the series so far, why not join my matrix
board at: http:s7.invisionfree.com/TheMatrixBoard/)