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don't own Harry Potter and I certainly do not own DC Comics. If I did why
would I write this stuff? Come on people who read this stuff should know by
now. In fact I think someone should write a disclaimer to take care of all
disclaimers!! Mmm...enough of that. On with the story...
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 5 Redheads
"Are you suggesting that they are here?" Minerva said taking a rather offensive position.
"They've caught on to us...they want to catch us like this." Snape said equally paranoid.
Something moved in the darkness only partially caught in moonlight. Red hair. "Did you see that?" Flitwick said pointing at that direction, they all commenced to walk over there. The stench of the dungbomb grew, as they got closer. Sinistra pinched her nose, while maintaining her mace in her hand. Suspense grew as they got closer and closer. Nothing prepared them for what came next.
A bright, but instant flash of light broke the silence. All of them jumped in surprise. As their vision cleared up they could see, two tall boys with flaming red hair, rolling on the ground with laughter.
"What is the meaning of this?" Minerva scowled at them. They got up from the ground still shaking with laughter.
"This is precious! Hahaha! I can't believe this...Professor Snape? Flitwick? McGonagall? Sinistra! Hahaha!" Both of the twins broke down again into hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny you two! What are you doing up at this hour, putting dungbombs in the armory! 50 points from each of you!!" Minerva snapped at them.
They stood up dusting themselves trying, but failing, to keep a straight face.
"You honestly think we were going to allow you all to go about without being troubled?" Fred asked.
"Go back to your dormitories girls!" Snape said angrily.
"Oh come on... we want part of this too!" The twins asked eagerly.
"Absolutely out of the question! There is no way we'll allow you to join us! This is serious business!" Minerva yelled at them.
George took out his camera and took a picture of them. They all blinked wildly trying to regain their eyesight.
"This says different!" George countered.
"We can post these pictures all over the school...your secret will be out!" Fred said seriously.
"What will the slytherins think? Seeing their beloved Snape in tights." George said grinning, "Suits you anyway, batty."
"Watch it!" Snape said pointing his finger at them.
"Look all we want is this school to be safe." George said a little too innocently.
"Keep the school safe? My big fat butt you do! No way I mean what could you possibly offer us?" Sinistra grabbed her mace and waved it threateningly.
"Well oh I don't know...we just happen to practically know, every secret entrance and room in this place and well, we just happen to have these pictures of you at hogshead after to much fire whiskey and of course enough pictures of all of you in costume to fill a scrapbook!"
Sinistra blanched while Flitwick gave an exasperated sigh.
"You boys are in a lot of trouble!"
"You are not in a position to argue or complain." Fred said calmly.
"So when do we start?" George said eagerly rubbing his hands.
"As of right now!" A voice said from the distance.
"Who was that?" Flitwick said.
Minerva pointed at the ceiling, "Look it's a plane!"
"No a bird!" Snape countered.
"No it's Superman!" The twins said as Dumbledore descended from the ceiling, gracefully landing on the floor.
"How did you mange that?" Minerva asked incredulously.
"CGI Minerva...CGI." Dumbledore said walking over to them.
"So who are we?" The twins asked Dumbledore.
"Your not serious!" Snape said throwing his hands up in the air.
"Quite serious, Batman. Now lets see here. George you'll be Batman's companion, Robin. And Fred, I think you can be the Green Lantern."
"All right I get to pester Snape!" George said triumphantly.
"I get to wear a superpower ring!" Fred said also very happy.
"Well that settles things." Dumbledore said posing gallantly.
"Give it a rest, Albus." Minerva said angrily.
"I am going to bed if anyone dares disturb me they'll find themselves in a motel six, inside tub filled with ice and their kidneys missing" Sinistra said going back.
"Amen to that sister." Minerva said going after her. Snape glared at the twins and left along with the petit Flitwick.
"Well I'll be going too" Dumbledore said "flying" away.
The Twins gave each other a high five.
"Well mission accomplished." George said grinning.
"Yep...Snape in tights! Hahaha! I wonder if we'll be able to keep this one secret."
So as our Boy wonder and the Green Lantern disappear into the darkness what will be in store for our heroes? What evils await them? No really what's going to happen next? I really don't know. I guess you'll just have to see.
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So what's up? I need some suggestions and Ideas for future chapters. Should I keep going? Should I have more chocolate? Should I get a life? Should I get Snape married? Come on I need ideas! So please Review!
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 5 Redheads
"Are you suggesting that they are here?" Minerva said taking a rather offensive position.
"They've caught on to us...they want to catch us like this." Snape said equally paranoid.
Something moved in the darkness only partially caught in moonlight. Red hair. "Did you see that?" Flitwick said pointing at that direction, they all commenced to walk over there. The stench of the dungbomb grew, as they got closer. Sinistra pinched her nose, while maintaining her mace in her hand. Suspense grew as they got closer and closer. Nothing prepared them for what came next.
A bright, but instant flash of light broke the silence. All of them jumped in surprise. As their vision cleared up they could see, two tall boys with flaming red hair, rolling on the ground with laughter.
"What is the meaning of this?" Minerva scowled at them. They got up from the ground still shaking with laughter.
"This is precious! Hahaha! I can't believe this...Professor Snape? Flitwick? McGonagall? Sinistra! Hahaha!" Both of the twins broke down again into hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny you two! What are you doing up at this hour, putting dungbombs in the armory! 50 points from each of you!!" Minerva snapped at them.
They stood up dusting themselves trying, but failing, to keep a straight face.
"You honestly think we were going to allow you all to go about without being troubled?" Fred asked.
"Go back to your dormitories girls!" Snape said angrily.
"Oh come on... we want part of this too!" The twins asked eagerly.
"Absolutely out of the question! There is no way we'll allow you to join us! This is serious business!" Minerva yelled at them.
George took out his camera and took a picture of them. They all blinked wildly trying to regain their eyesight.
"This says different!" George countered.
"We can post these pictures all over the school...your secret will be out!" Fred said seriously.
"What will the slytherins think? Seeing their beloved Snape in tights." George said grinning, "Suits you anyway, batty."
"Watch it!" Snape said pointing his finger at them.
"Look all we want is this school to be safe." George said a little too innocently.
"Keep the school safe? My big fat butt you do! No way I mean what could you possibly offer us?" Sinistra grabbed her mace and waved it threateningly.
"Well oh I don't know...we just happen to practically know, every secret entrance and room in this place and well, we just happen to have these pictures of you at hogshead after to much fire whiskey and of course enough pictures of all of you in costume to fill a scrapbook!"
Sinistra blanched while Flitwick gave an exasperated sigh.
"You boys are in a lot of trouble!"
"You are not in a position to argue or complain." Fred said calmly.
"So when do we start?" George said eagerly rubbing his hands.
"As of right now!" A voice said from the distance.
"Who was that?" Flitwick said.
Minerva pointed at the ceiling, "Look it's a plane!"
"No a bird!" Snape countered.
"No it's Superman!" The twins said as Dumbledore descended from the ceiling, gracefully landing on the floor.
"How did you mange that?" Minerva asked incredulously.
"CGI Minerva...CGI." Dumbledore said walking over to them.
"So who are we?" The twins asked Dumbledore.
"Your not serious!" Snape said throwing his hands up in the air.
"Quite serious, Batman. Now lets see here. George you'll be Batman's companion, Robin. And Fred, I think you can be the Green Lantern."
"All right I get to pester Snape!" George said triumphantly.
"I get to wear a superpower ring!" Fred said also very happy.
"Well that settles things." Dumbledore said posing gallantly.
"Give it a rest, Albus." Minerva said angrily.
"I am going to bed if anyone dares disturb me they'll find themselves in a motel six, inside tub filled with ice and their kidneys missing" Sinistra said going back.
"Amen to that sister." Minerva said going after her. Snape glared at the twins and left along with the petit Flitwick.
"Well I'll be going too" Dumbledore said "flying" away.
The Twins gave each other a high five.
"Well mission accomplished." George said grinning.
"Yep...Snape in tights! Hahaha! I wonder if we'll be able to keep this one secret."
So as our Boy wonder and the Green Lantern disappear into the darkness what will be in store for our heroes? What evils await them? No really what's going to happen next? I really don't know. I guess you'll just have to see.
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So what's up? I need some suggestions and Ideas for future chapters. Should I keep going? Should I have more chocolate? Should I get a life? Should I get Snape married? Come on I need ideas! So please Review!