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Authors note: Well thanks for all the suggestions. I am adding a new character called Alanna * smile* I dedicate this chapter to Alanna Heitman...and um yeah enjoy it.
* *= Thought DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 6 Of Vampires and Alanna
"Can you believe he actually let them join!" Sinistra said over her cup of tea. Minerva sighed putting another lump of sugar in her tea.
"Well I don't know if Albus is crazy or is just testing us. To see how far our loyalties will extend."
"He knows we would never betray the order. I'd rather die than to allow Voldemort have his way with me or anyone else."
"I know Auriga. Any of us would, I trust in Dumbledore so I suppose we should continue to do this. I mean after all this is for the safety of the children."
"Yeah the safety of this school lies in the hands of us and two redheads with absolutely no regard for the rules*sigh*"
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Alanna Andromedae was walking down the corridors her friends George and Fred Weasley, which were acting more giddy than usual. She had known them since they were little. If it weren't for the hair they would all three be considered triplets conjoined at the hips.
"All right what are you two not telling me?" Alanna asked stopping them in the corridor.
"Whatever do you mean Alanna?" George said with a kindness that was dripping with sarcasm.
" You guys are way too rambunctious. Fred your eyes are twinkling and George you are being very nice to first years."
"I really don't know what you're talking about." George said as he threw a chocolate frog on an unsuspecting first year girl's head.
"Come on cut the crap..." Alanna said hurt.
"Really Alanna there is nothing going on." George said sincerely.
"Come on lets go to Hogsmeade!" Fred said trying to change the subject, "Potions is up next and I don't feel like going."
"Agreed. Lets go Alanna?" George asked a very upset Alanna.
"Sure." She said flatly. *Maybe there really isn't anything going on...oh come Alanna these two! How long have you known them? Since birth. I'll just have to go and investigate latter...grin. *
******
Later that night at Dumbledore office...
"Justice League there is an intruder amongst us." Dumbledore said gravely.
"Are you sure?" Minerva said eyeing him carefully.
"Quite sure."
"How sure?" Snape asked.
"Very sure! Now listen this morning we found one of our houselves, Dobby, missing half of his blood."
"Is he all right?" Minerva asked putting her hand over her mouth.
"Yes he's fine, but you know there is a vampire in this school as of now."
"Awesome!" The twins exclaimed.
"Awesome? Do you know what these things can do to you! Those things you read in you texts books make them look like cream puffs. They are bloodthirsty demons. And you two are in more danger than we are." Sinistra said angrily.
"Right." The twins said sarcastically.
"Vampires love Redheads."
"You're bluffing." George said gulping.
"Are you feeling lucky?" Sinistra said evenly.
The twins got silent and looked at Dumbledore. All of them were trying to keep in their laughter. The look on the twin's faces was priceless.
"Well anyways we are going to hunt for vamp." Dumbledore said perfectly containing his amusement.
"The ol' stake in the heart doesn't work. We'll have to go with the Soilel Charm." Flitwick said quietly.
" Yes I suppose w will have to use wands this time, but You'll take care of that won't you Flash?" Dumbledore nodded at Flitwick.
"All right lets go then! In brightest day and darkest night no evil shall escape my sight. For those who worship evil beware of Green Lanterns might." Fred said getting up and clapping his hands together.
"Holy corny phrases Green Lantern, what was that all about?"
"I always wanted to say that." Fred said putting one hand on his face melodramatically. The others moved past them out of the room.
Snape gently nudged Sinistra in the ribcage.
"Vampires love redheads. Where did you get that one?" Snape whispered trying to conceal a grin.
"I don't know, but did you see the looks on their faces?"
"Priceless."
*******
Alanna had been following the twins ever since they left their dorms at about nine. She had lost track of them however, and was now lost in a very big school at ten o'clock at night.
* After seven years of sneaking around this school hiding and playing pranks on teachers and kids I somehow managed to get lost! Of all nights for this to happen it had to be this one! When I find out what they've been doing I am so going to fry them over a fire! *
Alanna walked quietly down the hall. She kept looking for familiar objects to help identify where she was exactly. She recognized a statue and went towards it. However, she was stopped in her tracks when she heard several footsteps coming in her direction. She dashed to the statue and hid next to it. She heard familiar voices coming down the hall.
"Would you stop doing that?" Snape's voice echoed through the hall.
"Stop what Batman?" George voice could be heard.
* George? Batman? What is going on out there? * Alanna thought to herself. She very carefully looked out from the statue. She looked in surprise as Snape, McGonagall, Sinistra and Flitwick along with the twins were in costume. * What is going on? Snape in tights? No stop that's gross! Why are they all dressed like that? I knew I shouldn't have drunk any of that tea I found in Georges pocket! Now I am hallucinating! *
Alanna kept still. She didn't know whether to run for it or confront them. Alanna again poked her head from the statue to take a better look, but she suddenly felt a cold hand grab hold of her neck. It lifted her from the ground, and made her face it. She looked into the pale face of a man. *No doubt a vampire oh crap why does this always happen to me? *
"Come on give me a little scream..." The vampire whispered to her. Although that was Alanna's first instinct she wasn't going to give it the satisfaction of hearing her scream.
"I really wouldn't do anything to me." She said trying to inhibit her fear.
"Now why is that?" The vampire said flaunting his pointed teeth.
"Because, we've got you surrounded." Dumbledore said as the "justice league" formed a half circle around the Vampire and Alanna.
"Aww...if it isn't Albus Dumbledore...and his friends." The vampire said tightening his grip on Alanna's neck.
"Ah crap! Alanna is that you?" Fred said exasperated.
"Hehehe. Hi guys." Alanna said nervously and then hissed, "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Enough small talk. Listen I'll bargain with you. Give me Harry Potter and you can have this back." The Vampire said licking his sharp teeth.
"You are in no condition to bargain. Now drop the girl!" Snape said pointing his wand at it.
"No."
"Yes"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No_"
"Enough of this crap!!!" Alanna said kicking her adrenaline into full power. She kicked the vampire in the groin and flipped him over her back. She kicked him in the stomach. Flitwick came around to finish the vampire off.
"Solaris Totalus!!" Flitwick yelled as he pointed his wand at the vampire. A beautiful ray of light shot forth from his wand and engulfed the being in light. The vampire vanished in smoke.
"Wow! That was cool!" George said looking at Alanna.
"I cannot believe this is happening!" Minerva said fatigued.
"All right Miss Andromedae. Off you go." Snape said trying to get rid of her.
"Don't you give me any of this "miss" thing why are you guys like this?" Alanna said angry.
"Miss Andromedae you are not to repeat what you saw tonight! Do you understand you could have been in serious danger! What may I ask are you doing out at this hour of the night as well?" Minerva asked her student angrily. Alanna looked down at the floor.
"If you aren't going to answer?" Sinistra said batting her wings.
"I just took down a Vampire! And If Fred and George are part of this I don't see why I can't be either?" Alanna said angrily. Dumbledore nodded his head.
"*Sigh* She has a point. Well I suppose you can be...Catwoman."
"Cool!" Alanna said joining Fred and George.
"Dumbledore?" Minerva asked incredulously.
"Superman."
"Grrr...Superman, if we keep this up every kid in this school will be part of the "Justice League"!"
"Fine this is it...no more, next person who wants to join the league will have their memory swiped." Snape said rather agitated. Dumbledore just nodded and looked t Alanna. "Welcome to the Justice League of Hogwarts."
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Qu'est que Je vais faire? Je ne se pas? I will stop speaking French now...okay so what now? Voldemort is going to get involved with this somehow. And Alanna? Hmmm? Well just Review and input your ideas and comments please! I love fanfiction! !!!!Review!!!
Authors note: Well thanks for all the suggestions. I am adding a new character called Alanna * smile* I dedicate this chapter to Alanna Heitman...and um yeah enjoy it.
* *= Thought DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 6 Of Vampires and Alanna
"Can you believe he actually let them join!" Sinistra said over her cup of tea. Minerva sighed putting another lump of sugar in her tea.
"Well I don't know if Albus is crazy or is just testing us. To see how far our loyalties will extend."
"He knows we would never betray the order. I'd rather die than to allow Voldemort have his way with me or anyone else."
"I know Auriga. Any of us would, I trust in Dumbledore so I suppose we should continue to do this. I mean after all this is for the safety of the children."
"Yeah the safety of this school lies in the hands of us and two redheads with absolutely no regard for the rules*sigh*"
********
Alanna Andromedae was walking down the corridors her friends George and Fred Weasley, which were acting more giddy than usual. She had known them since they were little. If it weren't for the hair they would all three be considered triplets conjoined at the hips.
"All right what are you two not telling me?" Alanna asked stopping them in the corridor.
"Whatever do you mean Alanna?" George said with a kindness that was dripping with sarcasm.
" You guys are way too rambunctious. Fred your eyes are twinkling and George you are being very nice to first years."
"I really don't know what you're talking about." George said as he threw a chocolate frog on an unsuspecting first year girl's head.
"Come on cut the crap..." Alanna said hurt.
"Really Alanna there is nothing going on." George said sincerely.
"Come on lets go to Hogsmeade!" Fred said trying to change the subject, "Potions is up next and I don't feel like going."
"Agreed. Lets go Alanna?" George asked a very upset Alanna.
"Sure." She said flatly. *Maybe there really isn't anything going on...oh come Alanna these two! How long have you known them? Since birth. I'll just have to go and investigate latter...grin. *
******
Later that night at Dumbledore office...
"Justice League there is an intruder amongst us." Dumbledore said gravely.
"Are you sure?" Minerva said eyeing him carefully.
"Quite sure."
"How sure?" Snape asked.
"Very sure! Now listen this morning we found one of our houselves, Dobby, missing half of his blood."
"Is he all right?" Minerva asked putting her hand over her mouth.
"Yes he's fine, but you know there is a vampire in this school as of now."
"Awesome!" The twins exclaimed.
"Awesome? Do you know what these things can do to you! Those things you read in you texts books make them look like cream puffs. They are bloodthirsty demons. And you two are in more danger than we are." Sinistra said angrily.
"Right." The twins said sarcastically.
"Vampires love Redheads."
"You're bluffing." George said gulping.
"Are you feeling lucky?" Sinistra said evenly.
The twins got silent and looked at Dumbledore. All of them were trying to keep in their laughter. The look on the twin's faces was priceless.
"Well anyways we are going to hunt for vamp." Dumbledore said perfectly containing his amusement.
"The ol' stake in the heart doesn't work. We'll have to go with the Soilel Charm." Flitwick said quietly.
" Yes I suppose w will have to use wands this time, but You'll take care of that won't you Flash?" Dumbledore nodded at Flitwick.
"All right lets go then! In brightest day and darkest night no evil shall escape my sight. For those who worship evil beware of Green Lanterns might." Fred said getting up and clapping his hands together.
"Holy corny phrases Green Lantern, what was that all about?"
"I always wanted to say that." Fred said putting one hand on his face melodramatically. The others moved past them out of the room.
Snape gently nudged Sinistra in the ribcage.
"Vampires love redheads. Where did you get that one?" Snape whispered trying to conceal a grin.
"I don't know, but did you see the looks on their faces?"
"Priceless."
*******
Alanna had been following the twins ever since they left their dorms at about nine. She had lost track of them however, and was now lost in a very big school at ten o'clock at night.
* After seven years of sneaking around this school hiding and playing pranks on teachers and kids I somehow managed to get lost! Of all nights for this to happen it had to be this one! When I find out what they've been doing I am so going to fry them over a fire! *
Alanna walked quietly down the hall. She kept looking for familiar objects to help identify where she was exactly. She recognized a statue and went towards it. However, she was stopped in her tracks when she heard several footsteps coming in her direction. She dashed to the statue and hid next to it. She heard familiar voices coming down the hall.
"Would you stop doing that?" Snape's voice echoed through the hall.
"Stop what Batman?" George voice could be heard.
* George? Batman? What is going on out there? * Alanna thought to herself. She very carefully looked out from the statue. She looked in surprise as Snape, McGonagall, Sinistra and Flitwick along with the twins were in costume. * What is going on? Snape in tights? No stop that's gross! Why are they all dressed like that? I knew I shouldn't have drunk any of that tea I found in Georges pocket! Now I am hallucinating! *
Alanna kept still. She didn't know whether to run for it or confront them. Alanna again poked her head from the statue to take a better look, but she suddenly felt a cold hand grab hold of her neck. It lifted her from the ground, and made her face it. She looked into the pale face of a man. *No doubt a vampire oh crap why does this always happen to me? *
"Come on give me a little scream..." The vampire whispered to her. Although that was Alanna's first instinct she wasn't going to give it the satisfaction of hearing her scream.
"I really wouldn't do anything to me." She said trying to inhibit her fear.
"Now why is that?" The vampire said flaunting his pointed teeth.
"Because, we've got you surrounded." Dumbledore said as the "justice league" formed a half circle around the Vampire and Alanna.
"Aww...if it isn't Albus Dumbledore...and his friends." The vampire said tightening his grip on Alanna's neck.
"Ah crap! Alanna is that you?" Fred said exasperated.
"Hehehe. Hi guys." Alanna said nervously and then hissed, "Why didn't you tell me?"
"Enough small talk. Listen I'll bargain with you. Give me Harry Potter and you can have this back." The Vampire said licking his sharp teeth.
"You are in no condition to bargain. Now drop the girl!" Snape said pointing his wand at it.
"No."
"Yes"
"No."
"Yes!"
"No_"
"Enough of this crap!!!" Alanna said kicking her adrenaline into full power. She kicked the vampire in the groin and flipped him over her back. She kicked him in the stomach. Flitwick came around to finish the vampire off.
"Solaris Totalus!!" Flitwick yelled as he pointed his wand at the vampire. A beautiful ray of light shot forth from his wand and engulfed the being in light. The vampire vanished in smoke.
"Wow! That was cool!" George said looking at Alanna.
"I cannot believe this is happening!" Minerva said fatigued.
"All right Miss Andromedae. Off you go." Snape said trying to get rid of her.
"Don't you give me any of this "miss" thing why are you guys like this?" Alanna said angry.
"Miss Andromedae you are not to repeat what you saw tonight! Do you understand you could have been in serious danger! What may I ask are you doing out at this hour of the night as well?" Minerva asked her student angrily. Alanna looked down at the floor.
"If you aren't going to answer?" Sinistra said batting her wings.
"I just took down a Vampire! And If Fred and George are part of this I don't see why I can't be either?" Alanna said angrily. Dumbledore nodded his head.
"*Sigh* She has a point. Well I suppose you can be...Catwoman."
"Cool!" Alanna said joining Fred and George.
"Dumbledore?" Minerva asked incredulously.
"Superman."
"Grrr...Superman, if we keep this up every kid in this school will be part of the "Justice League"!"
"Fine this is it...no more, next person who wants to join the league will have their memory swiped." Snape said rather agitated. Dumbledore just nodded and looked t Alanna. "Welcome to the Justice League of Hogwarts."
******* Did you like it?
Qu'est que Je vais faire? Je ne se pas? I will stop speaking French now...okay so what now? Voldemort is going to get involved with this somehow. And Alanna? Hmmm? Well just Review and input your ideas and comments please! I love fanfiction! !!!!Review!!!