Disclaimer: Well here we are once again. I don¡¯t own anything all right! I wish I owned Spock AND Snape, but I don¡¯t all right. And no I do not own Marvel or DC comics or Harry Potter. None of it is mine, so stop thinking that it is...deep breath...smile
Authors Note: Well after my last couple of reviews it has been suggested that I use Spiderman and other various superheroes and villains. I will try my best. I mean last week I lost thirty points from my history homework and stuff because I procrastinate so that I can write for all of you, not that I am complaining though I love to write this fic! It is really fun to come up with stuff...who needs school anyway...just kidding kids stay in school and don¡¯t do drugs...or else! Oh and by the way if you want love in this story I was kind of intending it to be a Snape/ Sinistra thing, but really light because this is supposed to be funny and well random. CitrineCastle thank you so much for all the wonderful Ideas!
Enjoy
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 7 The More the Merrier.
¡°Well Justice League it now seems that Harry Potter is now in danger.¡± Dumbledore said grimly to all of them.
¡°Thank you Captain Obvious.¡± Minerva muttered to herself. As Minerva looked back at Dumbledore to make another comment she was interrupted by a loud scream. Trelawney came bursting in through the door in hysterics screaming about something quite macabre.
¡°What is that old cow crying about now?¡± Snape could be heard saying over her intolerable yelps.
¡°Oh Albus! Albus! Oh!!! Death I fear has come upon this school. Ohhhh! I think it be that boy! That poor doomed boy Harry! I see he is going to die!¡±
¡°What else is new?¡± Minerva croaked, as Trelawney gasped she looked around and saw the staff and students. ¡°What is happening here? Why are you in costume? Snape? Albus!¡± Suddenly she remembered what she was yelling about and began her horrible yelps.
¡°Oh my gosh not even in costume...she needs to be fired that cow does.¡± George whispered to Fred. Alanna was having a hard time containing her laughter as Trelawney continued to rant about Harry dieing. Dumbledore rose from his chair and went over to shake her.
¡°Get a hold of yourself Sibyll!¡± Dumbledore commanded, but she continued to cry about Harry.
SMACK ¡°Get a grip!!¡± Minerva yelled at a now mellowing and red-faced Trelawney. She slumped on a chair and began to cry softly, the mark of a hand clearly visible on her old and rigid face. She looked up at them with her ridiculously magnified blue wet eyes.
¡°He¡¯s in danger! I saw it all happen. Somewhere in the green house! I feel an evil entity has taken control of Professor Sprout. And that poor, but idiotic Harry is prowling the school! Ohhh! He is doomed!¡± She began to cry again.
¡°Oh for cripes sake.¡± Sinistra said calmly rubbing her temples.
¡°We¡¯ll go and investigate. Trelawney you stay here and try and shut up. Okay people let us go!¡±
Dun dun dun dun...dun...dududu dun dun dududu dun dun dudududun! (Star Wars Theme as they all leave the room. I ¢¾ John Williams! He had better win an Oscar for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban...his music is so beautiful it gives me chills!! ¡®nuff said.)
¡°So what¡¯s the plan given that Trelawney isn¡¯t drunk or something?¡± Snape said as they all ran down the corridor to the green houses. Dumbledore looked at him with mild irritation.
¡°Just wing it Batman.¡± Dumbledore said running ahead of the group.
¡°Holy crap, Batman I think that Superman just made a funny.¡± George said grinning innocently. Snape looked at him and sneered.
¡°Two words Robin, SHUT UP!¡± Snape said very upset and ran ahead of him.
Alanna continued to run backwards, laughing at George, who threw her an evil glare as she stuck her tongue out at him.
¡°Hahaha! Loser!¡± Alanna whispered mockingly at him.
Wham
Alanna had slammed into a statue. George came over to her snickering.
¡°Serves you right, don¡¯t worry nobody saw that.¡± He said as he picked her up. She looked mockingly at him.
¡°I had way to much chocolate.¡± She said trying to catch up with the rest, ¡°10 galleons say that Trelawney is drunk.¡± She said mischievously.
¡°You know that¡¯s not fair!¡± George protested, ¡°She probably really is!¡±
Moving on from this randomness...
Under an invisibility cloak somewhere in the Herbology area the voices of three students could be heard.
¡°Remind me why ouch we are here again.¡± Ron complained.
¡°Because we need some mandrakes leavesouch, cut that out for the polyjuice potion.¡±
¡°I don¡¯t get it why not take some from Snape¡¯s ouch room?¡± Harry asked.
¡°Your intelligence Harry never ceases to amaze me. Think logically, if Snape did have any why would we be here? My first choice as always is to take stuff from his office, but he didn¡¯t have any! Gosh, Harry always keep this in mind ¡® There is such thing as a stupid question¡¯¡±
¡°Sorry Almighty Brain of the Universe!¡± Harry retorted.
¡°Apology accepted.¡±
¡°Are we there yet?¡± Ron complained.
¡°Yeah, we¡¯re here.¡± Hermione said pulling off the cloak.
¡°Well what now?¡± Ron said flatly.
¡°I think that she keeps them pickled up in that cabinet. It will only take a sec.¡±
She walked past the odd flowers and herbs up to Professor Sprout¡¯s desk. She opened the cabinet gently and grabbed hold of the jar with Mandrake leaves.
¡°Found them!¡±
¡°All right let¡¯s get out of this place it really is giving me the creeps.¡± Ron said quietly.
That¡¯s not all it will give you
¡°Who was that?¡± Hermione asked, ¡°Gasp! Where is Harry?¡±
¡°He was here just seconds ago!¡± Ron exclaimed.
¡°Harry where are you? This isn¡¯t funny.¡±
¡°Oh that¡¯s too bad I think it¡¯s hilarious...¡± The cold feminine voice came from above.
¡°Something fishy is going on here.¡± Ron said looking around. Just as he spoke several vines came upon them. The rubbery green vines wrapped themselves around Ron and Hermione and pulled them up above the ground.
¡°Why does this not surprise me?¡± Ron said rather flatly. A high pitch laugh descended towards them. Woman in clad in green and fiery red hair faced them.
¡°Professor Sprout!?¡± They both shouted in unison.
¡°Hahaha no silly children! It is I Poison Ivy.¡±
¡°Wow! You¡¯d think with all that weight, those vines holding you would have broken up.¡±
¡°Shut up!¡± Snapped Poison Ivy/Sprout.
¡°Why are you doing this!?¡± Hermione yelled at her.
¡°Oh you know why...the whole must kill Harry because the dark lord said so thing...I really don¡¯t have anything against the kid, but c¡¯est la vie.¡±
¡°Good ¡®nuff reason for me.¡± Ron said shrugging. Hermione groaned at this.
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Flitwick opened the door of the Herbology room cautiously while humming the mission impossible theme.
¡°Would you hurry up?¡± Sinistra said impatiently.
¡°Sorry.¡± Flitwick said, stifling his humming.
The door opened wide allowing all eight of them to enter. What they saw next shocked them into next week.
Next week...(just kidding)
¡°Professor Sprout? What are you doing up there?¡± Dumbledore asked Ivy.
¡°Its Ivy...um...err...superman?¡±
¡°Superman!!!¡± Hermione and Ron shouted and looked down. They were however, disappointed to see that it was only Dumbledore.
¡°Its only Dumbledore...Dumbledore!?¡± Ron said again ecstatically wriggling in his vines.
¡°Silence!!¡± Ivy shouted at Hermione and Ron. She made it so the vines wrapped tighter around them.
¡°Hey we can use some help here!¡± Hermione shouted.
¡°I think we should leave them there.¡± Snape said sarcastically, ¡°Serves them all right for being out past curfew. Why are you here any way Mr. And Mrs. Weasley?¡±
Both of them deeply blushed. Hermione tried to contain her anger as she spoke to Snape.
¡°Why should I tell you?¡±
¡°You don¡¯t need to tell me actually I know...now...loser...You obviously did not find the mandrake leaves in my office...so here we are...you know if you really want to get away with anything don¡¯t leave any evidence. For the past five years I¡¯ve found several strand of long frizzy brown hair. You really need to cut up those split ends.¡±
Hermione was seething with fury. She was about to burst out in a string of insults had Ivy not interrupted.
¡°Okay let¡¯s get back to this situation. Listen I got the boy. I really don¡¯t need these two, however, you have to let me go unless you want these two turned into mulch.¡±
Sinistra elbowed Minerva slightly in the arm.
¡° You¡¯d think with all the weight she packed those vines would rip?¡± She whispered.
¡°It¡¯s a miracle.¡±
Dumbledore walked closer to Ivy. The others watched with very little enthusiasm. They were all little disappointed because they lost their bets. Trelawney really wasn¡¯t drunk.
¡°You don¡¯t have a chance, Poison Ivy! Let Harry and the others go, or I¡¯ll use my Laser vision.¡±
Snape looked at him incredulously, ¡°Laser Vision? What are you on and why aren¡¯t you sharing!¡± Ivy wriggled in the vines.
¡°You can¡¯t defeat me. Flowers attack!¡±
¡°Flowers? How corny can you get?¡± Ron said at Ivy looking at her in disgust.
Before any of the flowers could attack, Dumbledore pulled out his laser pen and pointed the thin red beams into Ivy/ Sprout¡¯s eyes.
¡°Ahh! My eyes! It burns!¡± Ivy placed her hands on her eyes. She lost her balance and fell of her vines. She hit the ground with a loud thud.
¡°Wow, I¡¯m surprised there was no earthquake!¡± George commented rather loudly.
They surrounded Sprouts plump form carefully. Without much warning a green Vapor-like gas erupted from Sprout¡¯s back.
¡°Voldemort shall have his will!!!!¡± The green entity yelled as it evaporated into nothingness.
¡°Cool...¡± Fred said s he watched the vapor dissolve. The vines, which held Hermione and Ron, gently limped and allowed them to break loose and fall onto the floor softly. Harry appeared out of the back.
¡°You were there the whole time!¡± Ron said looking at Harry angrily.
¡°What? No, I went to the bathroom.¡±
¡°She was bluffing!¡± Hermione said smacking her fore head, ¡°Oh my holy crap.¡±
¡°All that for nothing...grrr.¡± Sinistra said frustrated.
¡°Well now children it is time to go to bed. You re not in trouble however, I would suggest you don¡¯t do this again!¡± Dumbledore told all three of them.
¡°No you don¡¯t. What¡¯s going on here? Why are you all dressed up as D.C. Comic book characters?¡± Hermione asked looking at all of them curiously.
¡°There is no time to explain, just-¡°
¡°Oh for crying out loud, just use a memory charm!¡± Snape sneered.
¡°You can¡¯t do that! I¡¯ll scream!¡± Harry threatened.
¡°Harry don¡¯t even...¡±
¡°No one ever tells me anything!! I am so lonely!!¡± Harry said putting up an act.
¡°All right shut it and get out!¡± Snape yelled back at Harry.
¡°Oh come on I want to be in a costume. Why are George, Fred and Alanna in costume?¡±
¡°Because they unfortunately have some unpleasant evidence that can be used against us.¡±
¡°So do we!¡± Ron exclaimed in triumph.
¡°And what could that possibly be?¡± Snape glared at them. Ron indicated Snape to come closer.
¡°What?¡± Snape sneered. Ron pulled out a piece of folded paper from his pocket and gave it to Snape. It read Tall, Dark and Handsome, 38, looking for love of his life. Likes Dancing, Movies and Potion stirring, owl Sevi ¡°Disco Man¡± Snape. Snape face got whiter than usual.
¡°We have plenty of copies...trust me.¡±
¡°Let me take a look at that.¡± Sinistra said as she walked over and picked the paper from Snape¡¯s hand. She read it over quickly.
¡°Dark, Tall and Handsome?¡± Sinistra said trying to fight off her giggles. The others soon understood the content of the note and broke down into hysterical laughter.
¡°All right, alright you can be in...hehehe...Ron, you can be Spiderman despite the fact that he is actually a marvel character...Hermione you can be Batgirl and Harry ...um ...wow ...I don¡¯t know...You can just be Harry Potter.
¡°I feel so unloved.¡±
¡°Give it a rest!!" They all said in Unison.
¡°Sides you¡¯re the one in danger.¡± Flitwick commented.
¡°Fine I¡¯ll make up my own Superhero. I¡¯ll be lightning boy!¡±
¡°Wow you are so original...¡± Hermione stated sarcastically.
¡°All right then that makes twelve of us now in the Justice League of Hogwarts.¡± Minerva said rather flatly, ¡°Which means that no more people shall be emitted. Just nod and Say yea Albus.¡± Dumbledore sighed in agreement.
¡°Well what are we gonna do about her?¡± Flitwick indicated at the unconscious Sprout.
¡°Tell you what lets put her in the infirmary. No one needs to know about this especially her.¡± Sinistra said.
¡°Right¡¯ well its past our bed times!¡± The adolescents said looking at their imaginary wristwatches and running away.
¡°Awe shoot I¡¯d help, but um...I have to tape ¡®Friends¡¯¡± Sinistra said running out of the room.
¡°Mother of pearl! I left the oven on See ya¡¯¡± McGonagall ran as well. Flitwick ran after her.
¡°Love to help carry her to the infirmary, but I forgot to feed Fawkes! ¡® Night Batman.¡± Dumbledore ditched Snape.
Snape was left alone to take on very heavy Professor Sprout, with no wand or assistance.
¡°Why me!¡±
All fades into the darkness...
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Phew! Took me an entire week to come up with all that stuff! I am not entirely proud of it, but that will be it till now. Please as always Review!!!!
Authors Note: Well after my last couple of reviews it has been suggested that I use Spiderman and other various superheroes and villains. I will try my best. I mean last week I lost thirty points from my history homework and stuff because I procrastinate so that I can write for all of you, not that I am complaining though I love to write this fic! It is really fun to come up with stuff...who needs school anyway...just kidding kids stay in school and don¡¯t do drugs...or else! Oh and by the way if you want love in this story I was kind of intending it to be a Snape/ Sinistra thing, but really light because this is supposed to be funny and well random. CitrineCastle thank you so much for all the wonderful Ideas!
Enjoy
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 7 The More the Merrier.
¡°Well Justice League it now seems that Harry Potter is now in danger.¡± Dumbledore said grimly to all of them.
¡°Thank you Captain Obvious.¡± Minerva muttered to herself. As Minerva looked back at Dumbledore to make another comment she was interrupted by a loud scream. Trelawney came bursting in through the door in hysterics screaming about something quite macabre.
¡°What is that old cow crying about now?¡± Snape could be heard saying over her intolerable yelps.
¡°Oh Albus! Albus! Oh!!! Death I fear has come upon this school. Ohhhh! I think it be that boy! That poor doomed boy Harry! I see he is going to die!¡±
¡°What else is new?¡± Minerva croaked, as Trelawney gasped she looked around and saw the staff and students. ¡°What is happening here? Why are you in costume? Snape? Albus!¡± Suddenly she remembered what she was yelling about and began her horrible yelps.
¡°Oh my gosh not even in costume...she needs to be fired that cow does.¡± George whispered to Fred. Alanna was having a hard time containing her laughter as Trelawney continued to rant about Harry dieing. Dumbledore rose from his chair and went over to shake her.
¡°Get a hold of yourself Sibyll!¡± Dumbledore commanded, but she continued to cry about Harry.
SMACK ¡°Get a grip!!¡± Minerva yelled at a now mellowing and red-faced Trelawney. She slumped on a chair and began to cry softly, the mark of a hand clearly visible on her old and rigid face. She looked up at them with her ridiculously magnified blue wet eyes.
¡°He¡¯s in danger! I saw it all happen. Somewhere in the green house! I feel an evil entity has taken control of Professor Sprout. And that poor, but idiotic Harry is prowling the school! Ohhh! He is doomed!¡± She began to cry again.
¡°Oh for cripes sake.¡± Sinistra said calmly rubbing her temples.
¡°We¡¯ll go and investigate. Trelawney you stay here and try and shut up. Okay people let us go!¡±
Dun dun dun dun...dun...dududu dun dun dududu dun dun dudududun! (Star Wars Theme as they all leave the room. I ¢¾ John Williams! He had better win an Oscar for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban...his music is so beautiful it gives me chills!! ¡®nuff said.)
¡°So what¡¯s the plan given that Trelawney isn¡¯t drunk or something?¡± Snape said as they all ran down the corridor to the green houses. Dumbledore looked at him with mild irritation.
¡°Just wing it Batman.¡± Dumbledore said running ahead of the group.
¡°Holy crap, Batman I think that Superman just made a funny.¡± George said grinning innocently. Snape looked at him and sneered.
¡°Two words Robin, SHUT UP!¡± Snape said very upset and ran ahead of him.
Alanna continued to run backwards, laughing at George, who threw her an evil glare as she stuck her tongue out at him.
¡°Hahaha! Loser!¡± Alanna whispered mockingly at him.
Wham
Alanna had slammed into a statue. George came over to her snickering.
¡°Serves you right, don¡¯t worry nobody saw that.¡± He said as he picked her up. She looked mockingly at him.
¡°I had way to much chocolate.¡± She said trying to catch up with the rest, ¡°10 galleons say that Trelawney is drunk.¡± She said mischievously.
¡°You know that¡¯s not fair!¡± George protested, ¡°She probably really is!¡±
Moving on from this randomness...
Under an invisibility cloak somewhere in the Herbology area the voices of three students could be heard.
¡°Remind me why ouch we are here again.¡± Ron complained.
¡°Because we need some mandrakes leavesouch, cut that out for the polyjuice potion.¡±
¡°I don¡¯t get it why not take some from Snape¡¯s ouch room?¡± Harry asked.
¡°Your intelligence Harry never ceases to amaze me. Think logically, if Snape did have any why would we be here? My first choice as always is to take stuff from his office, but he didn¡¯t have any! Gosh, Harry always keep this in mind ¡® There is such thing as a stupid question¡¯¡±
¡°Sorry Almighty Brain of the Universe!¡± Harry retorted.
¡°Apology accepted.¡±
¡°Are we there yet?¡± Ron complained.
¡°Yeah, we¡¯re here.¡± Hermione said pulling off the cloak.
¡°Well what now?¡± Ron said flatly.
¡°I think that she keeps them pickled up in that cabinet. It will only take a sec.¡±
She walked past the odd flowers and herbs up to Professor Sprout¡¯s desk. She opened the cabinet gently and grabbed hold of the jar with Mandrake leaves.
¡°Found them!¡±
¡°All right let¡¯s get out of this place it really is giving me the creeps.¡± Ron said quietly.
That¡¯s not all it will give you
¡°Who was that?¡± Hermione asked, ¡°Gasp! Where is Harry?¡±
¡°He was here just seconds ago!¡± Ron exclaimed.
¡°Harry where are you? This isn¡¯t funny.¡±
¡°Oh that¡¯s too bad I think it¡¯s hilarious...¡± The cold feminine voice came from above.
¡°Something fishy is going on here.¡± Ron said looking around. Just as he spoke several vines came upon them. The rubbery green vines wrapped themselves around Ron and Hermione and pulled them up above the ground.
¡°Why does this not surprise me?¡± Ron said rather flatly. A high pitch laugh descended towards them. Woman in clad in green and fiery red hair faced them.
¡°Professor Sprout!?¡± They both shouted in unison.
¡°Hahaha no silly children! It is I Poison Ivy.¡±
¡°Wow! You¡¯d think with all that weight, those vines holding you would have broken up.¡±
¡°Shut up!¡± Snapped Poison Ivy/Sprout.
¡°Why are you doing this!?¡± Hermione yelled at her.
¡°Oh you know why...the whole must kill Harry because the dark lord said so thing...I really don¡¯t have anything against the kid, but c¡¯est la vie.¡±
¡°Good ¡®nuff reason for me.¡± Ron said shrugging. Hermione groaned at this.
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Flitwick opened the door of the Herbology room cautiously while humming the mission impossible theme.
¡°Would you hurry up?¡± Sinistra said impatiently.
¡°Sorry.¡± Flitwick said, stifling his humming.
The door opened wide allowing all eight of them to enter. What they saw next shocked them into next week.
Next week...(just kidding)
¡°Professor Sprout? What are you doing up there?¡± Dumbledore asked Ivy.
¡°Its Ivy...um...err...superman?¡±
¡°Superman!!!¡± Hermione and Ron shouted and looked down. They were however, disappointed to see that it was only Dumbledore.
¡°Its only Dumbledore...Dumbledore!?¡± Ron said again ecstatically wriggling in his vines.
¡°Silence!!¡± Ivy shouted at Hermione and Ron. She made it so the vines wrapped tighter around them.
¡°Hey we can use some help here!¡± Hermione shouted.
¡°I think we should leave them there.¡± Snape said sarcastically, ¡°Serves them all right for being out past curfew. Why are you here any way Mr. And Mrs. Weasley?¡±
Both of them deeply blushed. Hermione tried to contain her anger as she spoke to Snape.
¡°Why should I tell you?¡±
¡°You don¡¯t need to tell me actually I know...now...loser...You obviously did not find the mandrake leaves in my office...so here we are...you know if you really want to get away with anything don¡¯t leave any evidence. For the past five years I¡¯ve found several strand of long frizzy brown hair. You really need to cut up those split ends.¡±
Hermione was seething with fury. She was about to burst out in a string of insults had Ivy not interrupted.
¡°Okay let¡¯s get back to this situation. Listen I got the boy. I really don¡¯t need these two, however, you have to let me go unless you want these two turned into mulch.¡±
Sinistra elbowed Minerva slightly in the arm.
¡° You¡¯d think with all the weight she packed those vines would rip?¡± She whispered.
¡°It¡¯s a miracle.¡±
Dumbledore walked closer to Ivy. The others watched with very little enthusiasm. They were all little disappointed because they lost their bets. Trelawney really wasn¡¯t drunk.
¡°You don¡¯t have a chance, Poison Ivy! Let Harry and the others go, or I¡¯ll use my Laser vision.¡±
Snape looked at him incredulously, ¡°Laser Vision? What are you on and why aren¡¯t you sharing!¡± Ivy wriggled in the vines.
¡°You can¡¯t defeat me. Flowers attack!¡±
¡°Flowers? How corny can you get?¡± Ron said at Ivy looking at her in disgust.
Before any of the flowers could attack, Dumbledore pulled out his laser pen and pointed the thin red beams into Ivy/ Sprout¡¯s eyes.
¡°Ahh! My eyes! It burns!¡± Ivy placed her hands on her eyes. She lost her balance and fell of her vines. She hit the ground with a loud thud.
¡°Wow, I¡¯m surprised there was no earthquake!¡± George commented rather loudly.
They surrounded Sprouts plump form carefully. Without much warning a green Vapor-like gas erupted from Sprout¡¯s back.
¡°Voldemort shall have his will!!!!¡± The green entity yelled as it evaporated into nothingness.
¡°Cool...¡± Fred said s he watched the vapor dissolve. The vines, which held Hermione and Ron, gently limped and allowed them to break loose and fall onto the floor softly. Harry appeared out of the back.
¡°You were there the whole time!¡± Ron said looking at Harry angrily.
¡°What? No, I went to the bathroom.¡±
¡°She was bluffing!¡± Hermione said smacking her fore head, ¡°Oh my holy crap.¡±
¡°All that for nothing...grrr.¡± Sinistra said frustrated.
¡°Well now children it is time to go to bed. You re not in trouble however, I would suggest you don¡¯t do this again!¡± Dumbledore told all three of them.
¡°No you don¡¯t. What¡¯s going on here? Why are you all dressed up as D.C. Comic book characters?¡± Hermione asked looking at all of them curiously.
¡°There is no time to explain, just-¡°
¡°Oh for crying out loud, just use a memory charm!¡± Snape sneered.
¡°You can¡¯t do that! I¡¯ll scream!¡± Harry threatened.
¡°Harry don¡¯t even...¡±
¡°No one ever tells me anything!! I am so lonely!!¡± Harry said putting up an act.
¡°All right shut it and get out!¡± Snape yelled back at Harry.
¡°Oh come on I want to be in a costume. Why are George, Fred and Alanna in costume?¡±
¡°Because they unfortunately have some unpleasant evidence that can be used against us.¡±
¡°So do we!¡± Ron exclaimed in triumph.
¡°And what could that possibly be?¡± Snape glared at them. Ron indicated Snape to come closer.
¡°What?¡± Snape sneered. Ron pulled out a piece of folded paper from his pocket and gave it to Snape. It read Tall, Dark and Handsome, 38, looking for love of his life. Likes Dancing, Movies and Potion stirring, owl Sevi ¡°Disco Man¡± Snape. Snape face got whiter than usual.
¡°We have plenty of copies...trust me.¡±
¡°Let me take a look at that.¡± Sinistra said as she walked over and picked the paper from Snape¡¯s hand. She read it over quickly.
¡°Dark, Tall and Handsome?¡± Sinistra said trying to fight off her giggles. The others soon understood the content of the note and broke down into hysterical laughter.
¡°All right, alright you can be in...hehehe...Ron, you can be Spiderman despite the fact that he is actually a marvel character...Hermione you can be Batgirl and Harry ...um ...wow ...I don¡¯t know...You can just be Harry Potter.
¡°I feel so unloved.¡±
¡°Give it a rest!!" They all said in Unison.
¡°Sides you¡¯re the one in danger.¡± Flitwick commented.
¡°Fine I¡¯ll make up my own Superhero. I¡¯ll be lightning boy!¡±
¡°Wow you are so original...¡± Hermione stated sarcastically.
¡°All right then that makes twelve of us now in the Justice League of Hogwarts.¡± Minerva said rather flatly, ¡°Which means that no more people shall be emitted. Just nod and Say yea Albus.¡± Dumbledore sighed in agreement.
¡°Well what are we gonna do about her?¡± Flitwick indicated at the unconscious Sprout.
¡°Tell you what lets put her in the infirmary. No one needs to know about this especially her.¡± Sinistra said.
¡°Right¡¯ well its past our bed times!¡± The adolescents said looking at their imaginary wristwatches and running away.
¡°Awe shoot I¡¯d help, but um...I have to tape ¡®Friends¡¯¡± Sinistra said running out of the room.
¡°Mother of pearl! I left the oven on See ya¡¯¡± McGonagall ran as well. Flitwick ran after her.
¡°Love to help carry her to the infirmary, but I forgot to feed Fawkes! ¡® Night Batman.¡± Dumbledore ditched Snape.
Snape was left alone to take on very heavy Professor Sprout, with no wand or assistance.
¡°Why me!¡±
All fades into the darkness...
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Phew! Took me an entire week to come up with all that stuff! I am not entirely proud of it, but that will be it till now. Please as always Review!!!!