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Authors note: Well thank you all very much for reviewing!! I appreciate it a lot. I have never felt so loved...Hope you enjoy this next chapter...(I run to the horizon with cough Snape cough spreading joy)...I am so insane it is not funny anymore. Thank you so much for this Idea ♥Citrine Castle♥. You are a real joy!
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 8 Back Pains and Exploding Penguins.
Snape woke up the next morning with a horrible backache.
"Oh, gods of the Parthenon what did I do to deserve this!" He moaned as he left towards the Great Hall. Not in costume for once. As he carefully walked down the corridor George came up from behind him.
Slam!
"What up Esnapé? (esnapay)" George said after giving Snape a big pat in the back. Snape cringed and looked murderously at George.
"What did you call me?"
"Nothing I just said what's up?"
"The ceiling is up Mr. Weasley. Now if you don't mind-"
"All right, then I'll see you later, Bats." George said giving his potions master one last slap in the back and ran off to eat breakfast. Snape grumbled several curse words to himself as he painfully made his way to the Great Hall. As he entered the dream team were off having a conversation.
"I can't believe that we are doing this!" Hermione said with enthusiasm.
"I get to be Spiderman!" Ron said happily.
"Yes! And I am lightning boy..."
"You do realize you're in more danger now than you were last year. Voldemort is sending his people to break into the school to try and kill you." Hermione said rather nervously.
"Don't tell me what I don't already know. I wish we could use this new found power on that old toad!!"
"I'd love to get back at Umbridge!" Ron said, eyeing the fat old witch sitting in staff table, wearing that fake smile.
"Maybe she'll get possessed by Voldemort!" Harry said rubbing his hands with eagerness.
"That's horrible, but I'd like to kick the crap out of her anyways." Hermione said grinning.
After a very long day
"Well Justice Friends it looks like all is well for now. However, all you now owe me ten galleons." Dumbledore said holding out his hand.
"What!!"
"Trelawney wasn't drunk."
"Ohhh..." The others moaned and gave him ten galleons.
"That'll get me my new stereo...cool." Dumbledore said shoving the golden coins within his pockets, "We must be more alert now than usual. Voldemort won't rest until he gets Harry. Which means that as long as Harry is here this school is in grave danger."
"Its just another nice way to say 'it's all your fault Harry'" Snape scoffed.
"That's a horrible thing to say, Severus." Minerva said furiously.
"What can I say, it's my job." Sinistra gave a small sarcastic laugh at Snape's statement.
"Well anyways its time to patrol the school so lets go." Dumbledore said diverting attention to himself once more. The others got up and left to protect the school.
"Batman what is wrong with you?" Hermione asked a very irate Professor Snape.
"Nothing." He said cringing while rubbing his back. Hermione snorted and walked ahead of him to join "Lightning Boy" and Spiderman.
"What's really wrong with you Snapples?" Sinistra came from behind. Snape mumbled something.
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Don't give that crap. What did you call me?"
"...mumblemumblemumble..."
"What! I swear I am going to hurt you one of theses days. I swear any time some one shows a little compassion towards you, you turn around and bite their heads off-"
"Will you two stop arguing!" Minerva interrupted them.
"I bite their heads off? You're one to talk!"
"Oh ho! No you don't!"
"I swear you two, I'll wipe your memories and you'll find yourselves married if you don't shut up!" Minerva said over their argument. This comment didn't stop them. Minerva rolled her eyes and continued to walk along side the others who were trying really hard to ignore the argument. Dumbledore came to an abrupt stop suddenly.
"What is it Al...Superman?" Minerva asked stopping next to him.
"There is something up ahead."
The others including Snape and Sinistra Stopped and looked up ahead.
"Batman, you see that up ahead. Go and see what it is." Dumbledore said pointing ahead. Snape mumbled something again and went over to it. He bent down to look at it.
"What is it?" Albus said.
"A penguin..."
"Well let's take a look."
"Umm...Why don't you come over here instead?"
"What is wrong, Batman?"
"I can't get up." Snape murmured softly.
"What was that Batman?" Sinistra said to kindly.
"I can't bend up...my back is bloody busted."
"Serves you right." Sinistra scoffed. They all began to laugh softly. Alanna nudged Fred softly.
"He must have busted it last night by carrying Prof. Sprout last night." George snorted with laughter.
"Hey can I get some help here!" Snape said as the little penguin's eyes lit up. "What the crap?" Something inside of him just told him to throw it. So he did away from himself and the others. The little penguin blew up in midair.
"What the crap!" Flitwick said as he the others regained their balance.
"Umm... you guys I need help I can't really move." Snape wined attempting pathetically to go back towards them.
"Hello there. What are you doing out past your bed time?" A croaky voice said from the shadows.
"Ah Crap!" they all said in unison as Umbridge emerged from the shadows.
"Ah crap, indeed. Penguins attack!"
Small little toy-like penguins began to march across the floor. Their little red eyes glowing with death.
Dun Dun dun!!!! What is going to happen next?! Will Snape be able to recuperate in time? Will Umbridge succeed? What am I DOING? Oh well, any suggestion or flames (which I use to light up my life) are welcome! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors note: Well thank you all very much for reviewing!! I appreciate it a lot. I have never felt so loved...Hope you enjoy this next chapter...(I run to the horizon with cough Snape cough spreading joy)...I am so insane it is not funny anymore. Thank you so much for this Idea ♥Citrine Castle♥. You are a real joy!
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 8 Back Pains and Exploding Penguins.
Snape woke up the next morning with a horrible backache.
"Oh, gods of the Parthenon what did I do to deserve this!" He moaned as he left towards the Great Hall. Not in costume for once. As he carefully walked down the corridor George came up from behind him.
Slam!
"What up Esnapé? (esnapay)" George said after giving Snape a big pat in the back. Snape cringed and looked murderously at George.
"What did you call me?"
"Nothing I just said what's up?"
"The ceiling is up Mr. Weasley. Now if you don't mind-"
"All right, then I'll see you later, Bats." George said giving his potions master one last slap in the back and ran off to eat breakfast. Snape grumbled several curse words to himself as he painfully made his way to the Great Hall. As he entered the dream team were off having a conversation.
"I can't believe that we are doing this!" Hermione said with enthusiasm.
"I get to be Spiderman!" Ron said happily.
"Yes! And I am lightning boy..."
"You do realize you're in more danger now than you were last year. Voldemort is sending his people to break into the school to try and kill you." Hermione said rather nervously.
"Don't tell me what I don't already know. I wish we could use this new found power on that old toad!!"
"I'd love to get back at Umbridge!" Ron said, eyeing the fat old witch sitting in staff table, wearing that fake smile.
"Maybe she'll get possessed by Voldemort!" Harry said rubbing his hands with eagerness.
"That's horrible, but I'd like to kick the crap out of her anyways." Hermione said grinning.
After a very long day
"Well Justice Friends it looks like all is well for now. However, all you now owe me ten galleons." Dumbledore said holding out his hand.
"What!!"
"Trelawney wasn't drunk."
"Ohhh..." The others moaned and gave him ten galleons.
"That'll get me my new stereo...cool." Dumbledore said shoving the golden coins within his pockets, "We must be more alert now than usual. Voldemort won't rest until he gets Harry. Which means that as long as Harry is here this school is in grave danger."
"Its just another nice way to say 'it's all your fault Harry'" Snape scoffed.
"That's a horrible thing to say, Severus." Minerva said furiously.
"What can I say, it's my job." Sinistra gave a small sarcastic laugh at Snape's statement.
"Well anyways its time to patrol the school so lets go." Dumbledore said diverting attention to himself once more. The others got up and left to protect the school.
"Batman what is wrong with you?" Hermione asked a very irate Professor Snape.
"Nothing." He said cringing while rubbing his back. Hermione snorted and walked ahead of him to join "Lightning Boy" and Spiderman.
"What's really wrong with you Snapples?" Sinistra came from behind. Snape mumbled something.
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"Don't give that crap. What did you call me?"
"...mumblemumblemumble..."
"What! I swear I am going to hurt you one of theses days. I swear any time some one shows a little compassion towards you, you turn around and bite their heads off-"
"Will you two stop arguing!" Minerva interrupted them.
"I bite their heads off? You're one to talk!"
"Oh ho! No you don't!"
"I swear you two, I'll wipe your memories and you'll find yourselves married if you don't shut up!" Minerva said over their argument. This comment didn't stop them. Minerva rolled her eyes and continued to walk along side the others who were trying really hard to ignore the argument. Dumbledore came to an abrupt stop suddenly.
"What is it Al...Superman?" Minerva asked stopping next to him.
"There is something up ahead."
The others including Snape and Sinistra Stopped and looked up ahead.
"Batman, you see that up ahead. Go and see what it is." Dumbledore said pointing ahead. Snape mumbled something again and went over to it. He bent down to look at it.
"What is it?" Albus said.
"A penguin..."
"Well let's take a look."
"Umm...Why don't you come over here instead?"
"What is wrong, Batman?"
"I can't get up." Snape murmured softly.
"What was that Batman?" Sinistra said to kindly.
"I can't bend up...my back is bloody busted."
"Serves you right." Sinistra scoffed. They all began to laugh softly. Alanna nudged Fred softly.
"He must have busted it last night by carrying Prof. Sprout last night." George snorted with laughter.
"Hey can I get some help here!" Snape said as the little penguin's eyes lit up. "What the crap?" Something inside of him just told him to throw it. So he did away from himself and the others. The little penguin blew up in midair.
"What the crap!" Flitwick said as he the others regained their balance.
"Umm... you guys I need help I can't really move." Snape wined attempting pathetically to go back towards them.
"Hello there. What are you doing out past your bed time?" A croaky voice said from the shadows.
"Ah Crap!" they all said in unison as Umbridge emerged from the shadows.
"Ah crap, indeed. Penguins attack!"
Small little toy-like penguins began to march across the floor. Their little red eyes glowing with death.
Dun Dun dun!!!! What is going to happen next?! Will Snape be able to recuperate in time? Will Umbridge succeed? What am I DOING? Oh well, any suggestion or flames (which I use to light up my life) are welcome! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!