Disclaimer: I can't swear although I do slip a lot, but I really don't own
Harry Potter or any DC or Marvel book characters...I know, I know it is hard
to believe, but I really don't own them.
Authors note: I am really grateful for all the wonderful feedback given to me. I am really overwhelmed by the reviews that I have received. The ideas that have been given to me are really precious gifts. I know I've done something good perhaps. I dedicate this chapter to one of my inspirations and reasons to keep writing â« Reaka â«
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter Nine the Clash of the Penguins and Squirrels
"Ah crap, indeed. Penguins attack!" Umbridge commanded
Small little toy-like penguins began to march across the floor. They're little red eyes glowing with death. The others were a little unsure of whether to be scared, or laughing. However the new they were in trouble when the first penguins took Snape down.
"Get these things off me!!!Oh! My bloody back!!!!" Snape hollered as the evil penguins trampled all over him pulling his hair and biting him. Umbridge's throaty laugh could be heard as she stepped into the light. Instead of the usual cardigan that she wore, she was vested in a black tuxedo with a tall top hat. A long cigarette (never smoke its not cool!) stuck out from her thin long and chapped lips.
"Tut tut. What's this? Albus Dumbledore in tights. Minerva! I never knew you could all stoop so low...I am the penguin!" She gave that familiar laugh of a penguin (quin quin quin), "And I have come for the Potter boy! You are no match for my arsenal of killer penguins!!!" She said brandishing her umbrella and commanding more killer penguins to attack the Justice league.
Alanna, George and Fred got into a fighting stance as the small penguins began to fly around them.
"Hey! What gives penguins can't fly!" Alanna said trying to claw one of them.
"I guess they can Catwoman." Fred said as he smacked one out of his head.
Meanwhile Hawkgirl was kicking the penguins, which were attacking Snape.
"You have no idea how tempting it is to kick your head!" Sinistra quipped as she crushed one of the penguins with her mace.
"Don't hurt me..." Snape wined pathetically. The penguins were running amok as Minerva was try to lasso one of them with her lasso of truth, while Flitwick was running in circles yelling about how he has a phobia of birds.
Dumbledore and the dream team were also trying to crush the little penguins.
"They're in my hair!!!" Hermione yelled as she tried to shake them out of her bushy hair.
"It will be a miracle if they ever get out of her hair." Ron said trying to keep some of them out of his way.
Umbridge/ Penguin was running around in her suit laughing hysterically. She spotted Lightning Boy and picked him up by the collar.
"Time to give Lord Voldemort a visit." She croaked in his ear. She opened her umbrella and like Marry Poppins (Doesn't belong to me either.) started to fly into the air. Harry kicked his legs to get down, but to no avail.
"Holy crap she's got Harry!" George melodramatically, pointing up. The others looked in horror. Dumbledore fumbled about in his robes to find his wands, but the penguins kept making this impossible.
"You know what this mean, George." Fred said pulling out his wands.
"Squirrels!!" George said enthusiastically, pulling out his wand. The both stood back from the penguins and yelled out, "Squirrelensortia!!!!" A bright purple mass came from their wands. Hundreds of squirrels took form.
"Attack!!" They both commanded. The squirrels yelled something like a battle cry and began to attack the deadly little penguins.
The ferocious little critters began to bite the mechanical penguins heads off. It was like the clone wars accept ten times better. Squirrels and penguins were flying everywhere. While the squirrels were mutilating their enemies, the League was able to concentrate on Harry.
"What are we going to do?" Sinistra said watching helplessly as Harry and Umbridge levitated above the air soon to leave the building.
"I am going to pop that blimp myself!" Hermione said taking a squirrel in her hand. She climbed up the wall (how she did that will always be a mystery to me.) She grabbed hold of the torch thingy for some support.
"Hey you old toad! Say Hi to my friend Nuts!!" Hermione said throwing the squirrel at Umbridge/ Penguin. The small squirrel scurried to Umbridge's butt and bit her.
"Ahhhh!!!! My butt!" She yelled as all of a sudden air started to come out of her, she whizzed around the ceiling like a balloon. Loosing control of the umbrella and her grip on Harry. She let him fall.
"Aahhhh!" Harry yelped. Luckily for him Professor Snape was there to break his fall. Harry landed with a thump. Severus gave a loud oomph. The others just flinched at the impact.
"Ouch, I don't care how greasy he is, that has got to have hurt." George mumbled to himself. Harry rolled off of Snape.
"Sorry Professor..."
"Five points...ouch...gasp... from Gryffindor." He said trying to keep the dignity in his voice.
The squirrels had soon overpowered the little penguins. The entire hallway was filled with nut and bolts, not to mention several severed heads of penguins. Umbridge was still squealing and flying out of control, suddenly her umbrella made a sound of a dieing engine. Umbridge fell to the floor.
"Earthquake!" Fred yelled.
"Shut up Fred." Alanna said rolling her eyes.
The entire League with the exception of Snape, who was still lying on the floor, went over to see Umbridge. She was lying face down.
"Is she alive?" Ron said poking her. Suddenly Umbridge's huge form began to quake like jelly and something like a gray vapor left her body. It evaporated into the air soundlessly.
"Well that was a traumatic experience." Harry said silently.
"What now?" Flitwick asked.
"Lets just leave her here." Minerva said very seriously. Albus shook his head with agreement.
"I want to see what she does about this tomorrow." He said with a twinkle in his eyes.
They all began to turn around the opposite direction. They all walked down the hall heads held up high.
"Hey! You guys a little help here!!!" Snape yelled from the door. They all stopped.
"We forgot about Batman." Albus said looking back, "You three go and get him back."
Hermione, Ron and Harry rolled their eyes. They went back to where he was. The each got on an opposite side.
"You have no idea how tempting it is to kick you." Hermione mumbled to herself.
"Five points Ms. Granger" Snape snarled as Ron and Harry grabbed hold of his feet. Hermione grabbed his back.
The night overcame the school as our dream team dragged their most favorite teacher down the hall.
"Lay of the chips, Snape you're heavy."
"Five points from Gryffindor shut up Weasley!"
That was it...holy crap that took a lot of time to write. I am really happy about this chapter. Chapter next week? I really need all the support I can get right now. I have so much stuff to do for only about 18 days of school left! I can make it and so can you! I will graciously take any ideas. Please as always R&R!!!! My love to you all! (I fly away with Sevi)
Authors note: I am really grateful for all the wonderful feedback given to me. I am really overwhelmed by the reviews that I have received. The ideas that have been given to me are really precious gifts. I know I've done something good perhaps. I dedicate this chapter to one of my inspirations and reasons to keep writing â« Reaka â«
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter Nine the Clash of the Penguins and Squirrels
"Ah crap, indeed. Penguins attack!" Umbridge commanded
Small little toy-like penguins began to march across the floor. They're little red eyes glowing with death. The others were a little unsure of whether to be scared, or laughing. However the new they were in trouble when the first penguins took Snape down.
"Get these things off me!!!Oh! My bloody back!!!!" Snape hollered as the evil penguins trampled all over him pulling his hair and biting him. Umbridge's throaty laugh could be heard as she stepped into the light. Instead of the usual cardigan that she wore, she was vested in a black tuxedo with a tall top hat. A long cigarette (never smoke its not cool!) stuck out from her thin long and chapped lips.
"Tut tut. What's this? Albus Dumbledore in tights. Minerva! I never knew you could all stoop so low...I am the penguin!" She gave that familiar laugh of a penguin (quin quin quin), "And I have come for the Potter boy! You are no match for my arsenal of killer penguins!!!" She said brandishing her umbrella and commanding more killer penguins to attack the Justice league.
Alanna, George and Fred got into a fighting stance as the small penguins began to fly around them.
"Hey! What gives penguins can't fly!" Alanna said trying to claw one of them.
"I guess they can Catwoman." Fred said as he smacked one out of his head.
Meanwhile Hawkgirl was kicking the penguins, which were attacking Snape.
"You have no idea how tempting it is to kick your head!" Sinistra quipped as she crushed one of the penguins with her mace.
"Don't hurt me..." Snape wined pathetically. The penguins were running amok as Minerva was try to lasso one of them with her lasso of truth, while Flitwick was running in circles yelling about how he has a phobia of birds.
Dumbledore and the dream team were also trying to crush the little penguins.
"They're in my hair!!!" Hermione yelled as she tried to shake them out of her bushy hair.
"It will be a miracle if they ever get out of her hair." Ron said trying to keep some of them out of his way.
Umbridge/ Penguin was running around in her suit laughing hysterically. She spotted Lightning Boy and picked him up by the collar.
"Time to give Lord Voldemort a visit." She croaked in his ear. She opened her umbrella and like Marry Poppins (Doesn't belong to me either.) started to fly into the air. Harry kicked his legs to get down, but to no avail.
"Holy crap she's got Harry!" George melodramatically, pointing up. The others looked in horror. Dumbledore fumbled about in his robes to find his wands, but the penguins kept making this impossible.
"You know what this mean, George." Fred said pulling out his wands.
"Squirrels!!" George said enthusiastically, pulling out his wand. The both stood back from the penguins and yelled out, "Squirrelensortia!!!!" A bright purple mass came from their wands. Hundreds of squirrels took form.
"Attack!!" They both commanded. The squirrels yelled something like a battle cry and began to attack the deadly little penguins.
The ferocious little critters began to bite the mechanical penguins heads off. It was like the clone wars accept ten times better. Squirrels and penguins were flying everywhere. While the squirrels were mutilating their enemies, the League was able to concentrate on Harry.
"What are we going to do?" Sinistra said watching helplessly as Harry and Umbridge levitated above the air soon to leave the building.
"I am going to pop that blimp myself!" Hermione said taking a squirrel in her hand. She climbed up the wall (how she did that will always be a mystery to me.) She grabbed hold of the torch thingy for some support.
"Hey you old toad! Say Hi to my friend Nuts!!" Hermione said throwing the squirrel at Umbridge/ Penguin. The small squirrel scurried to Umbridge's butt and bit her.
"Ahhhh!!!! My butt!" She yelled as all of a sudden air started to come out of her, she whizzed around the ceiling like a balloon. Loosing control of the umbrella and her grip on Harry. She let him fall.
"Aahhhh!" Harry yelped. Luckily for him Professor Snape was there to break his fall. Harry landed with a thump. Severus gave a loud oomph. The others just flinched at the impact.
"Ouch, I don't care how greasy he is, that has got to have hurt." George mumbled to himself. Harry rolled off of Snape.
"Sorry Professor..."
"Five points...ouch...gasp... from Gryffindor." He said trying to keep the dignity in his voice.
The squirrels had soon overpowered the little penguins. The entire hallway was filled with nut and bolts, not to mention several severed heads of penguins. Umbridge was still squealing and flying out of control, suddenly her umbrella made a sound of a dieing engine. Umbridge fell to the floor.
"Earthquake!" Fred yelled.
"Shut up Fred." Alanna said rolling her eyes.
The entire League with the exception of Snape, who was still lying on the floor, went over to see Umbridge. She was lying face down.
"Is she alive?" Ron said poking her. Suddenly Umbridge's huge form began to quake like jelly and something like a gray vapor left her body. It evaporated into the air soundlessly.
"Well that was a traumatic experience." Harry said silently.
"What now?" Flitwick asked.
"Lets just leave her here." Minerva said very seriously. Albus shook his head with agreement.
"I want to see what she does about this tomorrow." He said with a twinkle in his eyes.
They all began to turn around the opposite direction. They all walked down the hall heads held up high.
"Hey! You guys a little help here!!!" Snape yelled from the door. They all stopped.
"We forgot about Batman." Albus said looking back, "You three go and get him back."
Hermione, Ron and Harry rolled their eyes. They went back to where he was. The each got on an opposite side.
"You have no idea how tempting it is to kick you." Hermione mumbled to herself.
"Five points Ms. Granger" Snape snarled as Ron and Harry grabbed hold of his feet. Hermione grabbed his back.
The night overcame the school as our dream team dragged their most favorite teacher down the hall.
"Lay of the chips, Snape you're heavy."
"Five points from Gryffindor shut up Weasley!"
That was it...holy crap that took a lot of time to write. I am really happy about this chapter. Chapter next week? I really need all the support I can get right now. I have so much stuff to do for only about 18 days of school left! I can make it and so can you! I will graciously take any ideas. Please as always R&R!!!! My love to you all! (I fly away with Sevi)