Disclaimer: No I don't own Harry Potter...hmmm...if I did however Snape would
have a lot more scenes in the movie and books...that was really random...I'll
shut up now. I also don't own marvel comics or dc comics! They'll probably
own me one day... I mean that literally...
Authors Note: Wow, thank you so much for these wonderful ideas! They are wonderfully creative and I really love them. Thank you so much! Of course I will use your suggestions! Citrine Castle you are awesome!!!! Lucius Malfoy lovers I am so sorry...
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 10 Of Batmobiles and Riddles.
One week after the Umbridge incident...
"Well, Justice Friends how are all of you?" Dumbledore said enthusiastically.
They all moaned in acknowledgement of Dumbledore. He lifted his hand in a motion of silence.
"Well it has come to my attention that we need a better way of transportation-crunch" Dumbledore was interrupted by a loud crunch. Everyone turned his or her attention to Snape.
"Crunch-What? -Crunch, crunch, crunch." Snape looked back at them strangely as he popped another Doritos into his mouth. They all rolled their eyes and looked back at Dumbledore.
"Well...um...all right I took the liberty of getting you all that form of transportation." The wall behind Dumbledore shifted a bright light shot out. A dense fog descended onto the floor and colorful laser lights cut threw the air. As the smog cleared up, several bikes and other forms of wheel transportation took form.
"You got to be-crunch-kidding me." Snape said looking at the bikes in disbelief.
"No I am quite serious, Batman. Here this one is yours. You have to share it with Batgirl and Robin." Dumbledore said pointing at a black mountain bike with small plastic bats hanging from the handlebars. Snape almost chocked on his chips.
"See, Batman it has that little thingy on the wheels so it sounds like a motorcycle when you ride." Dumbledore said as Snape's face flushed. Sinistra and McGonagall were howling with laughter.
"The tricycle is yours Flash and Hawkgirl here is one of those razor scooters. Wonder Woman you get the Barbie one and well Spiderman and Lightning Boy you get skateboards."
"AWESOME!" They said in unison.
"Hey what about Alanna and I?" Fred said a little hurt.
"Ah, yes you two...um...here you get roller-skates." Dumbledore said giving them their respective pairs.
They all boarded their vehicles.
"All right then, um Wonder Woman you Catwoman and The Green Lantern take the east wing. The Dynamic trio you go up to the north. Hawkgirl, Flash, Spiderman and Lightning Boy you take the west. I'll go south!"
They all nodded in agreement. And took off to protect the school.
Snape pedaled as fast as he could through the halls. He found it very hard to breath since Hermione was clinging on to him as he went at an alarming rate of three miles per hour. George on the other hand was clearly enjoying himself as he sat on the handlebars clearly blocking Snape's vision.
"Ms. Granger...gasp...you are crushing my trachea!" He said as George gave a big yahoo and spread out his arms.
"I am King of the world!!!" He said.
"Shut up!" Snape said peddling faster trying to see if he could "accidentally" cause both Hermione and George to fall off.
"Batman? Look up ahead, I see something." George said pointing up ahead. Snape pressed the brakes abruptly causing Fred to fall forward.
"Inertia is a property of matter Mr. Weasley, I'd remember that." Snape said as Hermione let go of him and disembarked off the bike to help George. Snape went passed them allowing his cape to hit them in them face. He went nearer to the object. He was still paranoid ever since the penguins so he did not get to close to the object. The small object was like a box. It was decorated with green sequins and a black question mark on the top. Hermione went over to it.
"Open it up you big baby." Hermione said scrutinizing Snape. He sneered and picked up the box.
"You open it up, Ms. Granger." He said tossing the box at her. Hermione caught it and threw it to George.
"You two honestly..." He said ripping the top off the box. A voice escaped from the box...
Guess what it is? Potter is gone, your attempts were quite shoddy, to find him alive you must visit the?
"It's a riddle." Hermione stated the obvious.
"What's the answer?" George said.
"Potty..." The word barely made its way out of Snape's mouth.
"It can't be that obvious." Hermione said looking at Snape incredulously.
"To the Batmobile!" George announced.
The others in the group were also finding similar clues...
"Hey! Where's Harry!" Ron said looking around. Sinistra smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand.
"You have got to be kidding me!" She said fluttering her wings.
"Spiderman I thought you were skating next to him!" Flitwick demanded. Ron flushed and shrugged.
"Don't worry Ron, it was bound to happen to him." Sinistra said as she realized the green box sitting quietly in the center of the hall...
Alanna and Fred were gliding on the hall swiftly following McGonagall in her bright pink Barbie bicycle.
"Quickly you two! I think I see something up ahead." McGonagall said pedaling.
Both of them began to skate faster. Soon the little green box was visible. McGonagall came to a sharp turn and stopped. Fred slowed down, however Alanna couldn't and she kept going full speed. Alanna tripped over the box and landed face first. McGonagall and Fred cringed as they saw Alanna's tail wave in the air.
"I'm fine..." She said getting up, "What's this?" Alanna said pulling the lid of the box.
Harry woke up confused. He was hanging upside down from somewhere. He remembered skating next to Ron, but then all faded. He realized his glasses were missing. Everything was really fuzzy.
"Hehehe...you are awake...Potty." Said a silky voice. Harry squinted to try and see who it was. All he got was a big blur of green and yellow.
"Who are you?"
"I am the...oh wait! Why don't you try and guess who I am?"
"Wait a minute I recognize your voice...Lucius Malfoy?" Harry yelled out in confusion.
"Yes, I mean no...I am the Riddler."
"All right so what. What can you possibly do to me?" Harry said very cocky.
"Harry, have you ever gotten a swirly?"
"No."
"Hehehe...what's wet and...um...smelly after going to the ...potty?"
"That is one crappy rhyme..."
"Oh just shut up... its potter after getting his head flushed in the toilet!"
"No please...don't!"
"Say Hi to the Potty...Potty!!!"
"NO!!!!!!"
FLUSH...
Snape stopped as he heard the loud scream, Hermione clinged tighter to his neck.
"That sounded like Harry." She said.
"He's in there." George said pointing to the bathroom.
"The Girls Bathroom?"
Soon the rest of the justice league arrived. Sinistra looked at Snape.
"You look like you haven't been able to breath Batman."
"Shut it Sinistra."
"Not now, someone's life is in danger." McGonagall said opening the door. They all stepped in. The flushing of water and Harry's scream could be heard.
"Harry, its us chap." Ron said.
"Help!" Hardy screamed as his voice was then followed by water once again.
"Whoever it is they are giving Harry swirlys!" Fred said.
"Quickly all of you look in each stall!" McGonagall said going over and opening one. They all began to open stalls. Snape went over to one. What he was about to see next would haunt him for the rest of his life. Snape flung open the stall only to see Lucius Malfoy wearing nothing, but green tights with sparkly question marks all over them.
"Oh go- my eyes!" Snape said looking the other way in disgust. Lucius allowed Harry to stand up. His head was soaking wet. The others came over and were also traumatized.
"Oh dear." Minerva said clutching at her ropes.
"Well if it isn't the infamous Justice league. Well, you can't beat me cuz I'm cool, I am wiser than Gandhi, I'm a mastermind you know my friends call me...?" He said anticipating an answer.
"Oh for the love of...what are you doing man!" Snape asked taking pity on potter for possibly the first time in his life.
"Blondie... the answer was Blondie."
"I've made better rhymes in my lifetime." Ron said spewing webbing onto Malfoys face.
"Quickly, get him!" Minerva said going in to sock Malfoy. She missed only by a hair; however, Alanna went over to him and flipped him over.
"Oh my back...hey you know what rhymes with back?"
"Shut it!" Sinistra yelled at him as she picked him up and threw him on the wall. "Go Spidey!" Sinistra said as Ron spewed a web and tied up Lucius Malfoy.
"Nice job Ron!" Flitwick said going over to Malfoy. He grabbed at His hair and slapped him.
"That was for stupid rhymes. (Smack) that ones for traumatizing all of us and-
Suddenly Malfoy broke free and ran out towards the exit.
"Hehehe! You can't catch me I'm the..."
"Don't answer that one George." McGonagall commanded George.
They all began to run after him, but they were stopped when they heard something go slam. Dumbledore drove into the bathroom with Malfoy on his windshield. He honked his horn, which played the song La Cucaracha.
"No fair! You get the Golf cart!" Minerva said sighing at Dumbledore.
"Can someone get this road kill off my cart." Dumbledore said stepping out.
Sinistra came over and slid Malfoy off the cart.
"He is still alive."
"Too bad." Sinistra said carrying him over to one of the windows. " The cold water will wake him up." She said tossing Malfoy out of the window.
"That was bloody brilliant!" Ron said looking at Sinistra with awe.
"Don't tell your parents I did that kids."
"Lightning Boy are you all right?" Dumbledore asked a rather distraught Harry.
"Smelly..."
"We are so going to here about this in the prophet! Lucius Malfoy found in green tights..."Alanna said smirking.
"Well at least Voldemort didn't get what he wanted." Flitwick said getting on his tricycle.
"Indeed." Dumbledore said getting back into his golf cart and riding out of the bathroom, the others all rode/skated out as well, leaving only the Dynamic Trio behind.
"Well I guess those images are never going to leave my head." Hermione said rubbing her head.
"You don't know the half of it." Snape retorted.
"Well Batty time to take us home." George said patting the bicycle seat. Snape grumbled.
"Get on and try not to crush my neck Granger."
And thus the dynamic trio left the bathroom gloriously lit by moonlight.
"Watch out Snape!"
CRASH!
Well I really don't know how I managed this but I have done it. My tenth chapter! Thank you all so much for your support! Sevi and I send our Love! I am insane!! R&R!!
Authors Note: Wow, thank you so much for these wonderful ideas! They are wonderfully creative and I really love them. Thank you so much! Of course I will use your suggestions! Citrine Castle you are awesome!!!! Lucius Malfoy lovers I am so sorry...
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 10 Of Batmobiles and Riddles.
One week after the Umbridge incident...
"Well, Justice Friends how are all of you?" Dumbledore said enthusiastically.
They all moaned in acknowledgement of Dumbledore. He lifted his hand in a motion of silence.
"Well it has come to my attention that we need a better way of transportation-crunch" Dumbledore was interrupted by a loud crunch. Everyone turned his or her attention to Snape.
"Crunch-What? -Crunch, crunch, crunch." Snape looked back at them strangely as he popped another Doritos into his mouth. They all rolled their eyes and looked back at Dumbledore.
"Well...um...all right I took the liberty of getting you all that form of transportation." The wall behind Dumbledore shifted a bright light shot out. A dense fog descended onto the floor and colorful laser lights cut threw the air. As the smog cleared up, several bikes and other forms of wheel transportation took form.
"You got to be-crunch-kidding me." Snape said looking at the bikes in disbelief.
"No I am quite serious, Batman. Here this one is yours. You have to share it with Batgirl and Robin." Dumbledore said pointing at a black mountain bike with small plastic bats hanging from the handlebars. Snape almost chocked on his chips.
"See, Batman it has that little thingy on the wheels so it sounds like a motorcycle when you ride." Dumbledore said as Snape's face flushed. Sinistra and McGonagall were howling with laughter.
"The tricycle is yours Flash and Hawkgirl here is one of those razor scooters. Wonder Woman you get the Barbie one and well Spiderman and Lightning Boy you get skateboards."
"AWESOME!" They said in unison.
"Hey what about Alanna and I?" Fred said a little hurt.
"Ah, yes you two...um...here you get roller-skates." Dumbledore said giving them their respective pairs.
They all boarded their vehicles.
"All right then, um Wonder Woman you Catwoman and The Green Lantern take the east wing. The Dynamic trio you go up to the north. Hawkgirl, Flash, Spiderman and Lightning Boy you take the west. I'll go south!"
They all nodded in agreement. And took off to protect the school.
Snape pedaled as fast as he could through the halls. He found it very hard to breath since Hermione was clinging on to him as he went at an alarming rate of three miles per hour. George on the other hand was clearly enjoying himself as he sat on the handlebars clearly blocking Snape's vision.
"Ms. Granger...gasp...you are crushing my trachea!" He said as George gave a big yahoo and spread out his arms.
"I am King of the world!!!" He said.
"Shut up!" Snape said peddling faster trying to see if he could "accidentally" cause both Hermione and George to fall off.
"Batman? Look up ahead, I see something." George said pointing up ahead. Snape pressed the brakes abruptly causing Fred to fall forward.
"Inertia is a property of matter Mr. Weasley, I'd remember that." Snape said as Hermione let go of him and disembarked off the bike to help George. Snape went passed them allowing his cape to hit them in them face. He went nearer to the object. He was still paranoid ever since the penguins so he did not get to close to the object. The small object was like a box. It was decorated with green sequins and a black question mark on the top. Hermione went over to it.
"Open it up you big baby." Hermione said scrutinizing Snape. He sneered and picked up the box.
"You open it up, Ms. Granger." He said tossing the box at her. Hermione caught it and threw it to George.
"You two honestly..." He said ripping the top off the box. A voice escaped from the box...
Guess what it is? Potter is gone, your attempts were quite shoddy, to find him alive you must visit the?
"It's a riddle." Hermione stated the obvious.
"What's the answer?" George said.
"Potty..." The word barely made its way out of Snape's mouth.
"It can't be that obvious." Hermione said looking at Snape incredulously.
"To the Batmobile!" George announced.
The others in the group were also finding similar clues...
"Hey! Where's Harry!" Ron said looking around. Sinistra smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand.
"You have got to be kidding me!" She said fluttering her wings.
"Spiderman I thought you were skating next to him!" Flitwick demanded. Ron flushed and shrugged.
"Don't worry Ron, it was bound to happen to him." Sinistra said as she realized the green box sitting quietly in the center of the hall...
Alanna and Fred were gliding on the hall swiftly following McGonagall in her bright pink Barbie bicycle.
"Quickly you two! I think I see something up ahead." McGonagall said pedaling.
Both of them began to skate faster. Soon the little green box was visible. McGonagall came to a sharp turn and stopped. Fred slowed down, however Alanna couldn't and she kept going full speed. Alanna tripped over the box and landed face first. McGonagall and Fred cringed as they saw Alanna's tail wave in the air.
"I'm fine..." She said getting up, "What's this?" Alanna said pulling the lid of the box.
Harry woke up confused. He was hanging upside down from somewhere. He remembered skating next to Ron, but then all faded. He realized his glasses were missing. Everything was really fuzzy.
"Hehehe...you are awake...Potty." Said a silky voice. Harry squinted to try and see who it was. All he got was a big blur of green and yellow.
"Who are you?"
"I am the...oh wait! Why don't you try and guess who I am?"
"Wait a minute I recognize your voice...Lucius Malfoy?" Harry yelled out in confusion.
"Yes, I mean no...I am the Riddler."
"All right so what. What can you possibly do to me?" Harry said very cocky.
"Harry, have you ever gotten a swirly?"
"No."
"Hehehe...what's wet and...um...smelly after going to the ...potty?"
"That is one crappy rhyme..."
"Oh just shut up... its potter after getting his head flushed in the toilet!"
"No please...don't!"
"Say Hi to the Potty...Potty!!!"
"NO!!!!!!"
FLUSH...
Snape stopped as he heard the loud scream, Hermione clinged tighter to his neck.
"That sounded like Harry." She said.
"He's in there." George said pointing to the bathroom.
"The Girls Bathroom?"
Soon the rest of the justice league arrived. Sinistra looked at Snape.
"You look like you haven't been able to breath Batman."
"Shut it Sinistra."
"Not now, someone's life is in danger." McGonagall said opening the door. They all stepped in. The flushing of water and Harry's scream could be heard.
"Harry, its us chap." Ron said.
"Help!" Hardy screamed as his voice was then followed by water once again.
"Whoever it is they are giving Harry swirlys!" Fred said.
"Quickly all of you look in each stall!" McGonagall said going over and opening one. They all began to open stalls. Snape went over to one. What he was about to see next would haunt him for the rest of his life. Snape flung open the stall only to see Lucius Malfoy wearing nothing, but green tights with sparkly question marks all over them.
"Oh go- my eyes!" Snape said looking the other way in disgust. Lucius allowed Harry to stand up. His head was soaking wet. The others came over and were also traumatized.
"Oh dear." Minerva said clutching at her ropes.
"Well if it isn't the infamous Justice league. Well, you can't beat me cuz I'm cool, I am wiser than Gandhi, I'm a mastermind you know my friends call me...?" He said anticipating an answer.
"Oh for the love of...what are you doing man!" Snape asked taking pity on potter for possibly the first time in his life.
"Blondie... the answer was Blondie."
"I've made better rhymes in my lifetime." Ron said spewing webbing onto Malfoys face.
"Quickly, get him!" Minerva said going in to sock Malfoy. She missed only by a hair; however, Alanna went over to him and flipped him over.
"Oh my back...hey you know what rhymes with back?"
"Shut it!" Sinistra yelled at him as she picked him up and threw him on the wall. "Go Spidey!" Sinistra said as Ron spewed a web and tied up Lucius Malfoy.
"Nice job Ron!" Flitwick said going over to Malfoy. He grabbed at His hair and slapped him.
"That was for stupid rhymes. (Smack) that ones for traumatizing all of us and-
Suddenly Malfoy broke free and ran out towards the exit.
"Hehehe! You can't catch me I'm the..."
"Don't answer that one George." McGonagall commanded George.
They all began to run after him, but they were stopped when they heard something go slam. Dumbledore drove into the bathroom with Malfoy on his windshield. He honked his horn, which played the song La Cucaracha.
"No fair! You get the Golf cart!" Minerva said sighing at Dumbledore.
"Can someone get this road kill off my cart." Dumbledore said stepping out.
Sinistra came over and slid Malfoy off the cart.
"He is still alive."
"Too bad." Sinistra said carrying him over to one of the windows. " The cold water will wake him up." She said tossing Malfoy out of the window.
"That was bloody brilliant!" Ron said looking at Sinistra with awe.
"Don't tell your parents I did that kids."
"Lightning Boy are you all right?" Dumbledore asked a rather distraught Harry.
"Smelly..."
"We are so going to here about this in the prophet! Lucius Malfoy found in green tights..."Alanna said smirking.
"Well at least Voldemort didn't get what he wanted." Flitwick said getting on his tricycle.
"Indeed." Dumbledore said getting back into his golf cart and riding out of the bathroom, the others all rode/skated out as well, leaving only the Dynamic Trio behind.
"Well I guess those images are never going to leave my head." Hermione said rubbing her head.
"You don't know the half of it." Snape retorted.
"Well Batty time to take us home." George said patting the bicycle seat. Snape grumbled.
"Get on and try not to crush my neck Granger."
And thus the dynamic trio left the bathroom gloriously lit by moonlight.
"Watch out Snape!"
CRASH!
Well I really don't know how I managed this but I have done it. My tenth chapter! Thank you all so much for your support! Sevi and I send our Love! I am insane!! R&R!!