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This is just a silly stupid song parody I made many many months ago. Now I'm posting it as my 15th birthday present to me. My birthday is in June 7. 6/7/'89 as a matter of fact. Cool isn't it? 6,7,8,9.... Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me....
Camera zooms in and scene shows Hermione looking out her window. She watches her long time platinum headed crush practice their game of Quidditch. She starts singing....
Hermione:
I love you and I need you,
Draco, I love you, I do
Need you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two (the two are Harry and Ron)
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Scene changes and shows Draco Malfoy hanging around in midair on his broom. He sees Hermione longingly watching him through her window and starts singing (or rapping?) while looking for the snitch....
Malfoy:
I met this girl and she moved right up to Gryffindor
And she got that look for me, as though I was a sea slug or somethin'
But oh, no, no, she's got Harry and Ron oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue, and just listen, play my position
like a seeker, pick up everythin' Weasley's hittin'
And in no time I better make this girl mine and that's for sure
'Cause I-I always been the type to break up a happy home
But there's something 'bout that girl, I just can't leave her 'lone
So tell me, Goyle, what's it's gonna be
She said, "You don't know what you mean to me", come on
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy:
uh-uh-uh-uh
I see a lot in your look and never say a word
I know nasty I start actin', trippin', and hate up all of you
And there's no way Malfoy go for it
Ain't goin' with you girl, as you could see
But I-I like your hair, your brains, your whole demeanor
The way Ron come through and insult, and to back me up
Now that's coo-ool and I got special ways to thank you, don't I forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to hold him and leave me
But you and me we got ties for different reasons
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said, "you don't know what you mean to me", come on
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy: Sing it for me, H
Hermione:
I love you and I need you
Draco, I love you, I do
And it's more than you'll ever know
Boy, it's for sure
You can always count on my love
Forever more, yeah, yeah
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin right
(you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
You know that I'm crazy over you
Yeah, yeah
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin right
(you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
As I said, pretty silly. And while your at it, read my other fic "Harry's potion". Guaranteed to make you fall off your chair laughing like hell like all the other lung busted readers that read my fic at their own risk. Whew! Guess that's it. Happy birthday to me....
This is just a silly stupid song parody I made many many months ago. Now I'm posting it as my 15th birthday present to me. My birthday is in June 7. 6/7/'89 as a matter of fact. Cool isn't it? 6,7,8,9.... Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me....
Camera zooms in and scene shows Hermione looking out her window. She watches her long time platinum headed crush practice their game of Quidditch. She starts singing....
Hermione:
I love you and I need you,
Draco, I love you, I do
Need you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two (the two are Harry and Ron)
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Scene changes and shows Draco Malfoy hanging around in midair on his broom. He sees Hermione longingly watching him through her window and starts singing (or rapping?) while looking for the snitch....
Malfoy:
I met this girl and she moved right up to Gryffindor
And she got that look for me, as though I was a sea slug or somethin'
But oh, no, no, she's got Harry and Ron oh-oh, but that's okay
'Cause I wait for my cue, and just listen, play my position
like a seeker, pick up everythin' Weasley's hittin'
And in no time I better make this girl mine and that's for sure
'Cause I-I always been the type to break up a happy home
But there's something 'bout that girl, I just can't leave her 'lone
So tell me, Goyle, what's it's gonna be
She said, "You don't know what you mean to me", come on
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy:
uh-uh-uh-uh
I see a lot in your look and never say a word
I know nasty I start actin', trippin', and hate up all of you
And there's no way Malfoy go for it
Ain't goin' with you girl, as you could see
But I-I like your hair, your brains, your whole demeanor
The way Ron come through and insult, and to back me up
Now that's coo-ool and I got special ways to thank you, don't I forget it
But it ain't that easy for you to hold him and leave me
But you and me we got ties for different reasons
I respect that and right before I turned to leave
She said, "you don't know what you mean to me", come on
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy: Sing it for me, H
Hermione:
I love you and I need you
Draco, I love you, I do
And it's more than you'll ever know
Boy, it's for sure
You can always count on my love
Forever more, yeah, yeah
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
('Cause you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with the two
You know that I'm crazy over you
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin right
(you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
Hermione:
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm the two
Boy, you know I'm crazy over you
No matter what I do
All I think about is you
Even when I'm with my boo
You know that I'm crazy over you
Yeah, yeah
Malfoy:
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin' right
(You don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
East coast, I know you're readin' right
Down south, I know you're studyin' right
West coast, I know you're workin right
(you don't know what you mean to me)
Midwest, I see you searchin' right
As I said, pretty silly. And while your at it, read my other fic "Harry's potion". Guaranteed to make you fall off your chair laughing like hell like all the other lung busted readers that read my fic at their own risk. Whew! Guess that's it. Happy birthday to me....