Disclaimer: All right every one let me get this straight. I do not nor
probably ever will own Harry Potter, DC Comics, Marvel Comic, or in
anything that has a copyright. I don't make money off of this...
Authors note: All right. Miranda G. Potter don't worry I promise to use The Mr. Freeze/Voldemort at some point. I promise, just not now. I love you please don't hate me thank you for reviewing! 20-something reviews! WOW! I know it is not the highest number ever, but it means a lot to me. I am so glad that you all enjoy it. Of course this probably wouldn't be half as funny if all of like Citrine Castle and Reaka and Miranda and any one that I forgot. I swear I'll get your names later I love you all. (Citrine Castle...no I do not have Snape chained up to a wall. For your information he is with me because he wants to be with me...grin...I am so insane...grin...I LOVE YOU!)
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 11 Fat Jokes and Jokers
The Great Hall was bustling with laughter and a lot of happiness. The Daily Prophet had revealed a rather astonishing and amusing picture of Lucius Malfoy utterly wet in the ridiculous green attire.
Draco's face was burning with anger. His usually white skin was as red as the small cherry tomatoes set upon his table. His gray eyes turned to look at the Gryffindor table, where the Fred, George, Alanna and the dream team were laughing their heads off. His expression hardened. # How dare they laugh at my father! They will get what comes to them#
...
On the staff table Auriga and Minerva tried to contain their laughter. Dumbledore's eyes sparkled as he beamed down upon the children. Severus was gently stabbing himself with his fork to keep himself from cracking up at the stupidity of it all. Flitwick of course trembled in his seat trying desperately not to laugh at Draco.
Sinistra looked over to Snape and stabbed him with her fork.
"Why are you stabbing yourself Severus? (poke) Why are you stabbing yourself Severus? (Poke) why are you-
"Cut it out Auriga!"
"Sorry I can't help it! I thought that Lucius would have had the press censored. What an idiot. Besides why are you stabbing yourself?"
"I was not aware I had to answer to you..." He said that barely hiding a grin.
"Was that a grin? How uncharacteristic of you! What are you on and why aren't you sharing?"
"Oh! Shut it Auriga." He hissed at her while digging back into his omelets. She poked him on his side with her fork again and he jumped.
"You just wait I'll get you back."
"I'd like to see you try."
Away from this randomness and on to the actual plot...
Draco sat there contemplating what he was going to do about this problem. He couldn't stand being laughed at. He hated that. If they were going to laugh, it was because he would force them to laugh. Laughter. Suddenly a light seemed to flash through Draco's mind. He knew what he saw several weeks ago were not some form hallucination. Now after what had happened he was sure of it. He was going to have revenge for all the laughter. He would avenge his father.
Later that night...
"Well how is every one?" Dumbledore asked the Justice League. They all replied cheerfully, for it had been a very good day.
"What is on the plans tonight, Superman?" Minerva asked.
"The same plan that we've had for the past weeks, try and keep Hogwarts safe of the evil which plagues this world."
"So what are we waiting for?" Flitwick said getting on his bike.
"Lets go then!" Dumbledore said getting in his golf cart. The others began to leave as well. Snape looked at George and Hermione.
"All right lets try this a new way. George you peddle while I sit on the handle bars and Hermione you try and not crush George's neck." Snape commanded. They complied and rode out into the night.
...
They patrolled the hallways in stealth. Sinistra rode up to Snape.
"I'm surprised the handlebars haven't broken off." She said giving him an innocent smile.
"Is that a fat roll I see Hawkgirl?" Snape said equally innocent. Sinistra frowned and smacked his arm.
"Your one to talk dough boy. If I poke you in the stomach will you go ' Yoo hoo'?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"You just wait I'll catch you off guard." Sinistra said going faster. Snape mumbled something and looked back at the George and Hermione.
"What are you two looking at?"
"N-Nothing." Hermione said trying to stifle giggles. Snape looked up ahead. George looked back at Hermione and whispered, "Dough Boy?"
"I heard that Robin, 5 points."
George continued to peddle, until all the others came to an abrupt stop. Snape nearly fell off the bike as George braked. A maniacal laughter was heard echoing through the halls.
"Who is that?" Dumbledore asked stepping out of his golf cart.
"Who else do you think?"
"Draco?" Snape said incredulously.
"Professor...um...no I am the Joker!
Soon Draco became visible and it was clear who he was. The sadistic haunting smile drawn on his pale face and the shocking green hair. He stood there proudly glaring at them.
"My Henchmen and I...AHEM!", Draco motioned for someone to come out of hiding. Crabbe stepped out wearing ridiculous makeup and Goyle stepped out wearing what Harley Quinn was famous for.
"Dear Mother of-"Minerva put her hands over her mouth.
"I will avenge my father! You will learn what it really means to laugh!!"
"Dude I really think that you... hehehe...oh jeese we are not the brightest color in the crayon box are we!" Fred said laughing.
"You'll be the first to suffer Weasley!!!" Draco yelled.
"Bring it on ferret!" Hermione said getting into fighting position.
"Suffer the wrath of my rubber chickens!!!"
Crabbe and Goyle began to throw rubber chickens.
"You 're kidding right?" Harry said as he looked at the rubber chickens hitting the floor.
Suddenly a yellowish fume began to escape from them.
"Ah Crap!"
That is it for now! In fact that is going to be it for a while. I don't know how long, but I hope not too long. In the mean time keep reviewing. I will be back! I promise! I don't know when but I will! May the big bird of the galaxy protect all of you! Sevi is calling me! I have to go! My love to you all!!!!
Authors note: All right. Miranda G. Potter don't worry I promise to use The Mr. Freeze/Voldemort at some point. I promise, just not now. I love you please don't hate me thank you for reviewing! 20-something reviews! WOW! I know it is not the highest number ever, but it means a lot to me. I am so glad that you all enjoy it. Of course this probably wouldn't be half as funny if all of like Citrine Castle and Reaka and Miranda and any one that I forgot. I swear I'll get your names later I love you all. (Citrine Castle...no I do not have Snape chained up to a wall. For your information he is with me because he wants to be with me...grin...I am so insane...grin...I LOVE YOU!)
DC Comics and Bad Tea: Chapter 11 Fat Jokes and Jokers
The Great Hall was bustling with laughter and a lot of happiness. The Daily Prophet had revealed a rather astonishing and amusing picture of Lucius Malfoy utterly wet in the ridiculous green attire.
Draco's face was burning with anger. His usually white skin was as red as the small cherry tomatoes set upon his table. His gray eyes turned to look at the Gryffindor table, where the Fred, George, Alanna and the dream team were laughing their heads off. His expression hardened. # How dare they laugh at my father! They will get what comes to them#
...
On the staff table Auriga and Minerva tried to contain their laughter. Dumbledore's eyes sparkled as he beamed down upon the children. Severus was gently stabbing himself with his fork to keep himself from cracking up at the stupidity of it all. Flitwick of course trembled in his seat trying desperately not to laugh at Draco.
Sinistra looked over to Snape and stabbed him with her fork.
"Why are you stabbing yourself Severus? (poke) Why are you stabbing yourself Severus? (Poke) why are you-
"Cut it out Auriga!"
"Sorry I can't help it! I thought that Lucius would have had the press censored. What an idiot. Besides why are you stabbing yourself?"
"I was not aware I had to answer to you..." He said that barely hiding a grin.
"Was that a grin? How uncharacteristic of you! What are you on and why aren't you sharing?"
"Oh! Shut it Auriga." He hissed at her while digging back into his omelets. She poked him on his side with her fork again and he jumped.
"You just wait I'll get you back."
"I'd like to see you try."
Away from this randomness and on to the actual plot...
Draco sat there contemplating what he was going to do about this problem. He couldn't stand being laughed at. He hated that. If they were going to laugh, it was because he would force them to laugh. Laughter. Suddenly a light seemed to flash through Draco's mind. He knew what he saw several weeks ago were not some form hallucination. Now after what had happened he was sure of it. He was going to have revenge for all the laughter. He would avenge his father.
Later that night...
"Well how is every one?" Dumbledore asked the Justice League. They all replied cheerfully, for it had been a very good day.
"What is on the plans tonight, Superman?" Minerva asked.
"The same plan that we've had for the past weeks, try and keep Hogwarts safe of the evil which plagues this world."
"So what are we waiting for?" Flitwick said getting on his bike.
"Lets go then!" Dumbledore said getting in his golf cart. The others began to leave as well. Snape looked at George and Hermione.
"All right lets try this a new way. George you peddle while I sit on the handle bars and Hermione you try and not crush George's neck." Snape commanded. They complied and rode out into the night.
...
They patrolled the hallways in stealth. Sinistra rode up to Snape.
"I'm surprised the handlebars haven't broken off." She said giving him an innocent smile.
"Is that a fat roll I see Hawkgirl?" Snape said equally innocent. Sinistra frowned and smacked his arm.
"Your one to talk dough boy. If I poke you in the stomach will you go ' Yoo hoo'?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"You just wait I'll catch you off guard." Sinistra said going faster. Snape mumbled something and looked back at the George and Hermione.
"What are you two looking at?"
"N-Nothing." Hermione said trying to stifle giggles. Snape looked up ahead. George looked back at Hermione and whispered, "Dough Boy?"
"I heard that Robin, 5 points."
George continued to peddle, until all the others came to an abrupt stop. Snape nearly fell off the bike as George braked. A maniacal laughter was heard echoing through the halls.
"Who is that?" Dumbledore asked stepping out of his golf cart.
"Who else do you think?"
"Draco?" Snape said incredulously.
"Professor...um...no I am the Joker!
Soon Draco became visible and it was clear who he was. The sadistic haunting smile drawn on his pale face and the shocking green hair. He stood there proudly glaring at them.
"My Henchmen and I...AHEM!", Draco motioned for someone to come out of hiding. Crabbe stepped out wearing ridiculous makeup and Goyle stepped out wearing what Harley Quinn was famous for.
"Dear Mother of-"Minerva put her hands over her mouth.
"I will avenge my father! You will learn what it really means to laugh!!"
"Dude I really think that you... hehehe...oh jeese we are not the brightest color in the crayon box are we!" Fred said laughing.
"You'll be the first to suffer Weasley!!!" Draco yelled.
"Bring it on ferret!" Hermione said getting into fighting position.
"Suffer the wrath of my rubber chickens!!!"
Crabbe and Goyle began to throw rubber chickens.
"You 're kidding right?" Harry said as he looked at the rubber chickens hitting the floor.
Suddenly a yellowish fume began to escape from them.
"Ah Crap!"
That is it for now! In fact that is going to be it for a while. I don't know how long, but I hope not too long. In the mean time keep reviewing. I will be back! I promise! I don't know when but I will! May the big bird of the galaxy protect all of you! Sevi is calling me! I have to go! My love to you all!!!!