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Authors note: Hi! What is up!!!! Oh my goodness, anyways just here to say thanks for all my readers. I love you all. I am co-writing a fic called Destiny's Pursuit. Keep your eyes peeled it is a Humor/Drama. It has original characters and the Sirius and Snape. Long story, worth reading for the laughs! Anyways here we go again for the last time...

DC Comics and Bad Tea Chapter: 12 Ice Burns as All Good Things Must Come to an End

Snape sighed at the stupidity of it all. He calmly took out his wand and waved an enchantment directed straight at Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. Blue streaks flew across towards them and hit them squarely in the chest. They crumpled onto the smooth concrete floor.

"Severus?!" Minerva said looking at him, "I thought we weren't allowed to use wands!"

"Oh, please you weren't all about to take crap from those three!" Snape growled at them. The others looked rather ashamed with themselves. " I mean, it wasn't even laughing gas in those chickens, they were dung bombs!"

Hermione came over to Malfoy and kicked him in the gut. "Stupid, Lets just leave them here."

"Sounds good to me." Alanna the Catwoman said turning her back to leave, the others nodded and went back on their vehicles.

"You'd think we would run into someone much more serious. Draco just disgraced his entire family." Ron said gliding gracefully on his skateboard.

"Tell me about it. Well he's going to be laughed out of this school." Harry said cracking a big smile on his face.

The Justice League of Hogwarts rode down the corridors with an eerie sense of calm that would soon find its end. They reached the lower levels in little time, but something was terribly wrong.

"Its so cold." Fred said grasping his shoulders. Alanna agreed as she shivered violently. They all came to a stop complaining about the temperature.

"Why is it so frickin cold?" Minerva said.

"Such language Wonder Woman?" Dumbledore said a little shocked he looked at Snape, "Since we are breaking policy Batman, why don't you give us some light?" Snape rolled his eyes and swished his wand and the torches lit up illuminating the beautiful ancient corridors of Hogwarts.

"This is rather strange." Flitwick said looking at the gleaming hall. The concrete was glazed in ice and several icicles hung down from the roof.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Ron said looking at the winter wonderland that was before them.

"You have no idea." An icy voice echoed through the halls.

"Show yourself servant of evil!" Fred said overly dramatic, the others gave him the eye and Snape twitched.

"He's here." Snape said whipping out his wand.

"Who." Harry asked quietly.

"The one who gave you that." Snape indicated at the scar upon Harry's forehead.

"What? My watch? Batgirl gave it to me-

"No you idiot your scar."

"Oh...crap."

"Is it time to panic yet?" Ron asked as Mr. Freeze/Voldemort arose from the ground in a strangely beautiful display of crystalline ice molding it self as he came towards them.

"Spiderman, panicing starts right now." Snape said as Ron began to run around in circles.

"Well, if it isn't the Justice League of Hogwarts. Prepare to meet your doom, my army and I shall destroy you and all the world will be mine!" He began to cackle wildly as people began to come from behind him. "Your end has come Harry Potter!" Freeze took out his freezing ray gun and encased Harry in a block of ice.

"Harry!" Hermione yelled as she ran over to his frozen figure. Voldemort screeched with laughter.

"That was all too easy, Attack all of them!!!" Freeze/Voldemort raised his hands as some of his most notorious Deatheaters emerged from behind him. Bellatrix ran up front and went after Sinistra.

"Hawkgirl? Die!" Bellatrix Flung herself at Sinistra. The catfight of the century had started.

Meanwhile Minerva and Dumbledore took down as many as they could but they were being overpowered. The others were struggling as many of the Deatheaters began to use their wands against them. Alanna clawed many of them but soon she was knocked unconscious. Fred saw what had happened and ran to help her, but was also stunned. Freeze/Voldemort stood upon a tall pillar of ice seeing the chaos underfoot. He cackled wildly and began to blow out more ice from his gun.

"He's insane!!" Minerva said as she flipped over one of the Deatheaters. Then one of the Death eaters came over to her and slapped her on the behind. At that moment all her fury was unleashed and she began to beat the man into a bloody pulp. Dumbledore left her side and ran over to the frozen Harry. Hermione and George where wildly trying to chip away the ice. Dumbledore took out his wand and began to chant a thawing spell, but was suddenly caught under Voldemort/Freeze's ray gun of ice. His body was frozen in ice as if time had stopped. George and Hermione were also caught and frozen. Sinistra ran over Snape with her feathers all ruffled.

"What the crap happened to you?" Snape asked.

"I had a run in with a itch missing a b." She said disgruntled, " Dumbledore's down so are Fred and Alanna. That goes for Hermione and George."

"What about Flitwick and Ron?"

Sinistra pointed at them sadly and shook her head. Both of them were running around in circles and screaming.

"Well that counts them out." Snape growled. Minerva came from behind carefully avoiding them beam of ice, which was hitting everyone. Voldemort/Freeze laughed maniacally.

"He's just hitting anyone, Deatheater or Leaguer are we all that is left?" She said looking at the fallen forms of their companions. Soon three more Deatheaters marched towards them. They took up fighting positions, Sinistra brandished her mace and flew across towards them. She knocked them down like bowling pins. She flew back to Snape and Minerva with a look of anguish on her face.

"Listen, He is just shooting at anything, right. I'll fly up there and knock the crap out of him."

"Sinistra don't." Severus said strangely concerned.

"Don't worry my doughboy I'll be back." Sinistra said pecking him in the cheek. She fluttered her wings and flew upward.

"Don't worry my doughboy I'll be back?" Minerva said grinning despite the grim situation. Snape blushed under his mask; grateful for once that he was wearing it. Sinistra yelled vulgarities as she flew upwards ready to bash Voldemort/ Freeze's head in. Voldemort looked at her and gave her a smile.

"Foolish bird." He pointed his ray gun at her and fired. Sinistra's body froze in mid-air, Snape and Minerva watched in horror as she began to fall. Minerva pulled out her own wand and chanted something, so that Sinistra's body glided gently to the floor, however, Voldemort saw this and froze Minerva on the spot. Snape realized he was all alone now and there was nothing he could possibly do as Voldemort/Freeze made an ice slide towards him.

"So it is just I and you Batman." He said clutching at his ray gun.

"Obviously."

"Instead of destroying you however, I have a preposition for you." Voldemort said as Snape looked at him with slight confusion.

"Why should I agree?"

"Shut up and listen, you are very powerful indeed. Just think about it, you and I can rule this entire world. Countless mudbloods crushed under our feet and those pitiful muggles slaves to us. Think about it you and I would make an incredible power. For there is no good or evil only power!" He cackled madly.

"Your are insane!"

"Oh, I am not insane, I am your... dog's roommate's mother's best friends' aunt's second cousin's twice removed sister in law's stock broker's mother's brother."

"I don't have a dog..."

"Oh...well the point is that we are in some strange way related! Now join me or Freeze."

"Give me a moment to think."

"All right take your time." Voldemort/ Freeze began to hum the jeopardy tune. Snape began to contemplate his situation...

# What the crap am I going to do! I am so screwed! If only there was someway to defeat him. # As Snape continued to try and figure something out a voice a very familiar voice came into his mind.

"Use the grease Snivellus."

"What the crap?" Snape said aloud as he saw a levitating cross- legged Sirius Black.

"What did you say?" Voldemort asked obviously not aware of Sirius.

"Still thinking." Snape said nervously. Voldemort nodded and continued to hum.

" Use the grease Snivellus. It is all around you Snivellus, use the grease."

# This is all Hagrids fault! I never should have drunken that tea! #

"Snivellus you are not hallucinating, so for the last frikin time, use the grease!!!" Suddenly Sirius was gone and Snape was alone again with Voldemort.

"Have you made a decision yet?"

"Yes, um look at that!" Snape said pointing at some imaginary thing in the back. Voldemort turned around quickly to see what was behind him. Snape suddenly realized, a random bucket of grease was laying in the snow and ice. He picked it up quickly and dumped the lot on Voldemort.

"What did you do?" Voldemort said furiously fumbling for his ice ray gun.

"Use the grease." Snape replied simply, while lighting a match and tossing it upon Voldemort.
Voldemort burst into a ball of flame and began to run around like crazy all around the place. He ran back ad forth, melting a lot of snow and ice along with him, in fact as he ran he managed to thaw the entire justice league, which was incased in ice. They all regained consciousness and saw the strange sight of Voldemort running around in flames.

"Severus!" Minerva said in shock, "What the crap happened?"

"Don't exactly know, but get the others ready, The Deatheaters are waking up."

Soon the entire justice league had formed a straight line facing the burning Voldemort and his dark servants. Dumbledore looked at the Justice League of Hogwarts with simple admiration and pulled out his wand.

"For Hogwarts!"

"For Hogwarts!!!!" They all ran wands in the air and courage hanging by a thread. An epic battle had just begun. One by one the death eaters fell and disappeared. The place was bursting with light and fire. Soon seeing that they were no longer a match for them, the Deatheaters began to dissaperate. Voldemort saw as his subordinates betrayed and left him. He could no longer take the madness and screamed.

"You are all insane!!!!" He yelled as he ran and jumped out of the nearest window in a ball of flames.

"Wow, that was so Lord of the Rings it is almost scary." Ron said taking a deep breath.

"Well I think that was it right?" Harry said looking around at the bruised and cold heroes.

"For now Harry, the school is safe." Dumbledore said looking out of a window. The sun arose, breaking the long night and illuminating the corridor with soft light.

"You mean we don't have to do this." Minerva said with some sign of hope.

"Nope, at least not till next year." Dumbledore said calmly.

Sinistra fluttered her wings and came over to the rest of the adult staff.

"He will be back, he'll always come back." Sinistra said looking out of the window uneasily.

"Yes, He will but we will be ready." Snape said taking her hand. (Corny scale from one to ten. Leave your opinion on a review)

"It will be swift and vengeful." Flitwick said.

They all turned their attention to the kids who were playing in the snow and ice. The Weasley twins and Harry as well as Ron were having a snowball fight, while Hermione and Alanna were skating in the ice.

"Well, what are we waiting for?" Dumbledore said mischievously grabbing a handful of snow.

"Every man and woman for himself!!!" Minerva yelled taking cover. Thus the biggest Snowball fight was started.

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So thus the Justice League was ended and all was well for the moment. However, whenever there is a bump in the night or a freak in the school or a poor defenseless person, when ever there is injustice they will always be there to protect. And if you are lucky and the moon is full you might catch a glimpse of the Dark Knight ridding in a bicycle or the red cape of the Superman. Think what you like but it may be that maybe you had too much bad tea...

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C'est tout!! This is the end of this story my friends my love to you all may we always be friends. But as I was saying some time ago, under a moonless night perhaps a sequel will come from this, but not now some other day perhaps, but as for now stay home and read and review. My thanks to all who have given me reviews and ideas I am so happy I made others laugh. I really am a little speech less I don't know what exactly what to say. I love all of you!! My Sevi calls me I have to go! As I said before all good things must come to an end so goodnight to you all.