Disclaimer: I lied in the first chapter. I guess I'll write the disclaimer
s'more. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any characters related to it. But I do own
Mr. Kawasaki and Hall Monitor Fabio. :)
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Chapter 2: The Insanitation Begins
The knife dropped to the ground. Tristan and Yugi stared in shock at Joey, then at Tea, and so on and so forth. Tea looked at them both. "What? Is there something on my face?!?! GET IT OFF ME!!!" Tea said, like nothing had happened. " Tea, you're alive?" Yugi asked. Tristan said, "No, Yugi. She died and is now a flesh- eating zombie out to get your brain. Retard." Yugi gave a whimper, collapsed, and started to cry. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, much," said Tristan, trying to calm Yugi down. "Joey, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! You just about gave us a heart attack!" When he looked up, though, he saw Joey was already halfway down the hall. Just then, Bakura came running up to them. "Where did you find that rubber knife? The Drama Club has been looking for it for almost two weeks!" "The knife was.rubber?" Yugi said. Bakura replied, "Yeah. What, did you think it was real, or something?" Bakura took the knife and thanked them for finding it. "I hate kids with funny accents." Tristan said.
After Tea had come to her senses, they all walked to homeroom together. When they walked into Mr. Kawasaki's class, they saw that it wasn't just Joey who was acting. "strange". They saw Duke Devlin throwing pencils at some guy who was just sitting in his desk. Duke hit 'em a few times, but then ran out of pencils. Then the noticed some girl, with scissors, trying to cut this other guy and make him bleed. "Is today National Insanity Day, and we didn't know it?" Yugi asked. Tristan walks up to Duke asks him what's wrong. Duke either didn't notice him or didn't care. And Yugi asked the girl the same question. He also got the same answer. "Hey, check it out, guys! I'm an elephant!" Tea said. She stood up on top of a desk and slinged her arm in front of her face and made an elephant noise.
After Tea got down off the desk, they went searching for Joey again. They sneaked out of homeroom, unnoticed. While they ran down the hall searching for Joey, Hall Monitor Fabio stopped them. "Excuse me, but I'll have to see your hall passes, please," he said in his nasally little voice. "We don't got one. You have a problem with that?" Yugi asked, trying to sound tough. Fabio looked at him and laughed. Then Tristan punched him in the face. "Tell me, guys, is my 'tough guy' voice really that funny?" asked Yugi. Tristan and Tea both said yeah.
Everybody ran to the last place they hadn't checked. The cafeteria. They pushed the doors open and walked in. Of course, being school and all, the fluorescent light s had burned out. While straining to find Joey, the doors closed behind them. Tristan tried to open the doors, but they are conveniently locked on the outside. Then, they heard a familiar laugh that could only belong to one person.
Chapter 2: The Insanitation Begins
The knife dropped to the ground. Tristan and Yugi stared in shock at Joey, then at Tea, and so on and so forth. Tea looked at them both. "What? Is there something on my face?!?! GET IT OFF ME!!!" Tea said, like nothing had happened. " Tea, you're alive?" Yugi asked. Tristan said, "No, Yugi. She died and is now a flesh- eating zombie out to get your brain. Retard." Yugi gave a whimper, collapsed, and started to cry. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, much," said Tristan, trying to calm Yugi down. "Joey, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! You just about gave us a heart attack!" When he looked up, though, he saw Joey was already halfway down the hall. Just then, Bakura came running up to them. "Where did you find that rubber knife? The Drama Club has been looking for it for almost two weeks!" "The knife was.rubber?" Yugi said. Bakura replied, "Yeah. What, did you think it was real, or something?" Bakura took the knife and thanked them for finding it. "I hate kids with funny accents." Tristan said.
After Tea had come to her senses, they all walked to homeroom together. When they walked into Mr. Kawasaki's class, they saw that it wasn't just Joey who was acting. "strange". They saw Duke Devlin throwing pencils at some guy who was just sitting in his desk. Duke hit 'em a few times, but then ran out of pencils. Then the noticed some girl, with scissors, trying to cut this other guy and make him bleed. "Is today National Insanity Day, and we didn't know it?" Yugi asked. Tristan walks up to Duke asks him what's wrong. Duke either didn't notice him or didn't care. And Yugi asked the girl the same question. He also got the same answer. "Hey, check it out, guys! I'm an elephant!" Tea said. She stood up on top of a desk and slinged her arm in front of her face and made an elephant noise.
After Tea got down off the desk, they went searching for Joey again. They sneaked out of homeroom, unnoticed. While they ran down the hall searching for Joey, Hall Monitor Fabio stopped them. "Excuse me, but I'll have to see your hall passes, please," he said in his nasally little voice. "We don't got one. You have a problem with that?" Yugi asked, trying to sound tough. Fabio looked at him and laughed. Then Tristan punched him in the face. "Tell me, guys, is my 'tough guy' voice really that funny?" asked Yugi. Tristan and Tea both said yeah.
Everybody ran to the last place they hadn't checked. The cafeteria. They pushed the doors open and walked in. Of course, being school and all, the fluorescent light s had burned out. While straining to find Joey, the doors closed behind them. Tristan tried to open the doors, but they are conveniently locked on the outside. Then, they heard a familiar laugh that could only belong to one person.