Illuminati

By: KatieRae

Chapter 5

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(A.N.J Sorry it took so long. I was contemplating dropping the story after the 5th book came out. But everyone seemed to like it so much I'm continuing it as an AU. Finally, the poll is closed and D won by a land slide. I'm so happy. Thankyou to all who reviewed you have helped me a lot. Ok here's Chapter 5. NOTE: Smoking is bad really, bad. Pay close attention to what Snape is afraid of it is really important in the future. I hope I didn't make you wait too long. Please enjoy.)

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Harry woke the next morning with dread. It was his first day as a teacher. He rolled over and tried to go back to sleep. 'It was just a dream. When I wake up I'll be in my bed at the Dursley's house and Aunt Petunia will come up stairs and tell me to go down and cook breakfast.' But sadly as he opened his eyes he saw the room that he was to be staying in for the rest of the year. He got up, showered, dressed, and headed down for breakfast. He came into the great hall and took a look around. Everything was the just about the same as it would be in the future. The only difference was the faces. 'It must get boring seeing the same thing over and over again. Maybe that's why Dumbledore is a bit cracked? He has been here like forever.' Harry made his way to the teacher's table and took a seat. A few minutes later professor McGonagall joined him.

"Are you nervous about your first class?"

"Yea, What if I'm a horrible teacher?"

"Don't worry. I'm positive we've had worse. The best advice any teacher can give you is don't let them get to you. You're the one in control. And if you get too stressed out try going to the halls and smoking a couple of these."

She handed him a pack of cigarettes.

"No thank you. I don't smoke."

Harry handed her back the pack.

"You keep them just in case you need them."

"I won't need them."

"Trust me you'll need them!"

With that she left Harry, still holding the pack, and went to prepare for her first class. Harry stuck the pack in his pocket and left for his first class.

He entered the classroom just as the bell rang. Students began to pile into the room. He got many looks from the Slytherins as they came into the classroom. The second bell rang and Harry shut the door.

"Good morning everyone. Ok Let's get started. I'm Alexander Whale and I will be you Defense Against Dark Arts teacher. As this is my first year here I want to get to know you guys. And you guys will get to know me. I'm going to call role and I want you to…"

Harry was cut off as four boys came into the classroom.

"Why are you late boy's?"

"Um… we slept in by accident."

The other's fumed as James tried to explain.

"Five points from Gryffindor for being late. Now take your seats."

The Slytherins smirked at the marauders as they took seats in the back?

"OK as I was saying. I'm going to get to know you and you're going to get to know me. OK I'm going to call role and when I call your name I want you to stand and tell me a little about yourself when everyone has done so you may ask me questions about myself."

"Why do you want to know stuff like that? I mean it has nothing to do with the subject."

A Slytherin in the front argued.

"Actually it has a lot to do with the subject. I want to know who you are so that I don't just call you the kid with blond hair all year. I want to know about you so I know what your abilities and inabilities are. If you are afraid of something in my class I know not to make you get to close to it or something on that order. It's for your benefit that I know a little about you before we begin. Now I'll start with the Gryffindor students."

The class began well and Harry was in the middle of the Slytherin role.

"Severus Snape"

Snape stood up and told a little about himself. Surprisingly he was afraid of cats. Harry laughed inside about that one. 'Who knew that The All Mighty Potions Professor was afraid of cats?'

As Snape told about his phobia they marauders mad a mental note of this and went back to scheming a plot to get Harry back for taking points.

The class went on as Harry had planned. The students finally finished introducing them selves and now it was Harry's turn.

"Ok Guys there's thirty minutes left in class you guy's can ask about anything that you would like to know. Though I might not answer all of the questions if I feel they are too personal. When you want to ask a question raise your hand and I'll call on you."

A girl in the second row raised her hand first. Harry pointed at her and she asked her question.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No I don't," Harry said blushing lightly.

A boy in the back raised his hand. And Harry signaled for him to speak.

"What are you afraid of?"

"I guess I have to say I am most afraid of dementors."

Some of the students gave a shiver at the vary thought. The marauders looked down in defeat. 'How are we going to get a dementor to Hogwarts? Guess plan A G and T won't work.' the marauder's thought to themselves.

The rest of class went by with out a problem. The marauders were planning the entire time.

(A.N. Well there is was! Not much to say but that. I'll revise the chapter if there are questions that you would have rather they asked just tell me and tell me the questions and I'll get back to you. Please R&R or send me an e-mail at katierae101@hotmail.com .

Later,

KatieRae)