hey!!! even though all my loyal fans hav prob'ly stop-ed reading my stuff, i'll put up another chapter n-e ways. mayb cuz I havn't updated in 4ever, but that's besides the point! Ok, whatever, just read, if u can remember how 2.



disclaimer: blahblahblah, if u really wanna look at the legal-like stuff, read the other chapters!



"EEEEEEEEK!!!!" Yugi screamed, as a little girl scout, I mite add, and then fainted. "Pegasus, you should be ashamed of yourself! Making Yugi faint and scream all at the same time!" Tristan said. "Well, I'm not, so there! And just please shut up!" AS you can probably guess from chapter three, he knocked him out again. Pegasus made his way up to the Tea residence-place-thingy. He pushed the door open and paid no attention to the screaming of Mrs. Tea's mom. Pegasus found Tea's room and barged in. And yes, Tea WAS dressed this time. What are you doing here?! Haven't you learned to knock??? I'm sorry, I just can't tolerate(A/N: whoa, 3 syllable word!) impolite villains. Oh yeah, and where are Tristan and Yugi?" Tea said, being her Tea-ish self. "I knocked them unconscious," Pegasus replied. Tea said, surprisingly calm, "Really now, can't you be original? I mean, COME ON, you knocked them out in chapter three! Why couldn't you have, like, dislocated their shoulders or something?"(A/N: she's so naïve, isn't she?) Pegasus ignored her and went in for the kill.
Tea shrieked. Just as Pegasus was about to kill her, Alex Trebek came out of nowhere. "Alex Trebek?! How did you get here???" Pegasus said. Alex said, "You just picked important people for 1000. This person is typing this story right now and brought you into existence in this story." "Ummmmmm...Shakira?" Pegasus answered. "No, I'm sorry. First of all, you didn't answer in the form of a question. And second of all, the answer was cracker184. I'm here because he wanted me to be here. And furthermore," "O JUST SHUT UP!!! YOU TALK TO MUCH!" Pegasus told him. "gasp Is it really you?" Tea asked. "Yes, of course it's me," Alex told her. "WOW!!! I never thought I would ever meet you in person! EVER!!! Can I have your autograph, Mr. Barker?" Tea said. Alex, insulted that he would be confused with Bob Barker, did the little sweatdrop- thingy(A/N: just so ya know, I like price is rite better, but, u don't really care, do u?).
After getting un-embarrased, Alex turned to Tea. "Now, you picked weapons for 1000. This weapon is most commonly used by SWORDSmen, and this weapon starts with an S and ends with WORD." Tea thought about this difficult question for a while. Pegasus, just being curious, waited to see what she would say. After some time, she said, "What is...CHICKEN, Bob?" Alex stared at her trying to find out why she hadn't been hit by a car yet. He said, "NO!!! The answer was SWORD, you sped(A/N: for all u un- edumakated peoples, sped means "special ed")!!! Here, have this sword as a consolation prize." Tea squealed in excitement and tested how sharp it was with her face. Then, her brain turned on once more. She got into a battle stance with the sword pointing towards Pegasus. "Prepare to die!!!!" she said. Pegasus laughed and said, "If you kill me, all you are doing is killing Joey. So go ahead, you fool!" She said, "Hmmmmm...ok." So she stabbed him right through the chest. At theat moment, Duke stopped trying to throw sharp objects at people and that other girl stopped trying to butcher people with safety scissors. Everybody who was possessed returned to normal.

A few weeks later...

Tea was charged with the murder of Joey Wheeler. Her family had to pay all of Tea's college tuition and sell their house. O yeah, and Tristan and Yugi never came out of their comas. So Tea made friends with Gus, the ranting hobo.

THE END!!!!!



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