CONDITIONS.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, JK Rowling does.

This is H/d slash, don't like don't read.
Rating is PG 13 might go up to R.

"Screw you potter! You'll pay for this!"

Draco malfoy screamed as he ran after the raven-haired gryffindor. His usually platinum blondehair bright pink with lime green spots streaming out behind him.

"In your dreams ferret boy." Harry called back over his shoulder.

Draco let out a bellow of anger and speed up pulling out his wand as he went.

"Petrificus totalus" a green beam shot out of his wand, hitting the gryffindor between the shoulder blades and sending him to the floor.

Letting out a cry of triumph Draco approached Potter, a satisfied smirk on his pale face.

"Well what do you know, dreams can come true." He drawled twirling his wand between his fingers.

Harry potter glared back his bright green eyes full of hate and anger.

"Now if you promise to be a good little boy and turn my hair back I might consider letting you go. But if you don't then I'll string you by your balls off the astronamy tower. The choice is yours Potter. Blink once if you agree and twice if you don't"

Harry blinked once. Draco sneered but true to his word he took the curse off him. Harry sat up, rubbing his head, still glaring at Malfoy.

"Fix my hair Potter." Draco spat.

"Um how bout I don't fix your hair?" Harry said

"Um how bout I rearrange your face potter?" Malfoy said sarcastically.

"Um how bout no??" At this Draco let out a strangled yell of annoyance.

"For the love of Merlin Potter. Would you just bloody well fix my hair before I curse you so bad your fans wont be able to recognise your ass from your face." Harry snickered at this. Malfoy was funny when he was angry.

"Potter? Potter you dolt, are you even listening to me?"

Harry looked at the boy standing in front if him. His face was red from anger, he had both hands on his hips and was tapping his right foot impatiently his eyes narrowed into slits and trained on Harry. All up it would have scared any one else into doing whatever Malfoy wanted but the pink and green haired ruined the effect.

"I'll fix you hair one condition "Harry began but was cut off.

"Yes, yes potter we already figured this one out. You fix my hair and I wont curse you or hang you off the astronomy tower. Understand? "

"Oh no "Harry said " they were your conditions now you have to listen to mine."

"Alright Potter ill play your little game, what are your 'conditions'?" Draco sneered.

Harry smirked in a very slytherin way and beckoned Draco closer.

"Walk with me Malfoy and I'll tell you what I've got in mind. I think, no infect, I know your going to like this."

Draco looked at him suspicion evident in his eyes, but he did as Harry said and started following him.

A/N: So what do ya think? Good, bad, ugly? What has Harry got in mind for Draco? Will Snape ever wash his hair and when will Hermione and Ron come in to it? Heheh you'll just have to keep reading to find out. All reviews are welcome even if there to tell me this sucked.

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