CONDITIONS

Disclaimer: I do not own anything.

Rating PG13 may go up to R.

Pairings: eventual H/D slash.

Roses & Disreputable Dust: Did you mean that it was ooc? Because I think it is. It's my first story that I've written for this so I was really pleased to get a review that was constructive. I know they are a bit short but as I go I promise they will get longer.

Danny's Friend: Thank you and I will.


Harry walked through the halls of Hogwarts going over what had just happened in his head. Draco Malfoy had agreed to help. His plan had gone perfectly. Harry grinned. Hogwarts wouldn't know what had hight them.


Draco was pacing the length of his room, Blaise Zambini watched his best friend from his position on the bed, trying not to laugh. "Ok dray spill. Whets happened to make you behave like a headless chicken?"

Draco spluttered but one look at Blaise and he knew that there was no way to get out of this. "Look Blaise you know I tell you everything right?" Blaise nodded," well this time I cant. I promised someone that I wouldn't."

"Well cant you just ask them? Or you could just tell me, you know I wont tell any one else."

Draco chewed his bottom lip. It was true he could count on Blaise not to tell any one; Blaise was more likely to help then to tattle. Smirking slightly the blonde nodded.

"Alright Blaise, it goes like this, I was heading to the library when Potter attacked me. He managed to turn my hair pink with green spots." At this Blaise started snickering, Draco threw a cushion off the chair he was sitting on at him, which Blaise caught it easily. Glaring at him, Draco continued, "So I ran after him and ended up chasing him all over the 5th floor. I had him pinned to the ground with a petrificus totalus before he agreed to turn my hair back. But instead of doing that he told me about a little plan of his."Draco said smirking.

"And?" Blaise prompted.

"And it seems our golden boy isn't so golden after all."

"Yeah? So, whets the plan?"

"A prank war." Draco said.

Blaise raised an eyebrow "A prank war?" he echoed " that's it? Thats whets got you walking round in circles talking to your self? All because Potter wants a prank war?"

"Yes" Draco said impatient" but there's a catch. Rather then me verse him its going to be me, Weasel, Scar face and now you against everybody else,"

"What about Granger? Wouldn't she be in on this?"

"Apparently she doesn't want to get in trouble. Honestly since when has she worried about getting in trouble after everything those three have done." Draco said rolling his eyes. "So what do you say Blaise? You in?"

Blaise grinned. "Always."


Up in Gryffindor tower Ron Weasley paced around the 5th year boys room waiting for his best friend to arrive.

"C'mon Harry, where are you?" He stopped and looked at the door, hearing footsteps pounding up the stairs and a few minutes later the door was throwing open, hitting the wall and bouncing off.

"Harry! What did he say? Is he in, come on mate tell me!"

Harry laughed. "Relax Ron, he said he'll help." Ron let out a whoop and started dancing round the room. "This is going to be brilliant Harry! Just think of what we can do."

"Yeah I know, he said we're to meet him in the transfiguration classroom at 11 o'clock tonight." The two boys grinned at each other. This prank war was the best idea the boys had come up with, they couldn't wait for the pranks to begin.


A/N: Yah! Another chapter completed. Please review all feed back welcome. The chapters will get longer and better as will the plot. I know its not very good at the moment but now that I'v set whats happening it will get more interesting.

Love Kia Ora Dragon.