Chapter 2: You've just won a new army!
"Congratulations sir! You've just won a new army!" A small man said shaking the scorpion dude's hand.
"I have?"
"Yep, and you've gotten your strength back and are now the proud owner of a luxurious oasis!"
"Huh?" The scorpion dude said confused. One moment he had been eating a scorpion, the next he was standing in a forest, shaking the hand of this strange man.
"Now if I could just get you to sign here." The man said pulling out a clip board. The scorpion dude signed his name... "Scorpion Dude" with a little picture of a scorpion at the dot of the "i".
"Thank you sir. Have fun and remember that your free subscription to "Warrior's Weekly" expires after 3 months. Thank you and goodbye." He said disappearing.
The scorpion dude looked at his newly acquired possessions which included a vast army of dog like warriors and a pyramid with a golden sun roof. He smiled and simply said...
"Cool."
So he led his newly acquired army against the army whom he had lost the war too and had banished him in the first place.
"Banish me, will you! " He said as the barking of his army was heard for miles around. "Thought you had beaten me, did you!"
The leader of the brown army whom had beaten him, had a gold tooth. Don't ask me why, but this is important for later on... Well the scorpion dude stole this golden tooth as a momento and went on to defeat the guy's brother, and his cousin, and his uncle and his sister, and his second cousin, and his wife's sister's friend's brother...(In other words he took his vengeance upon the guys whole family.)
But when he was fighting the guy's half brother's friend, his tooth fell out and he should have known that was a bad omen because before he knew it his army had vanished.
"What's this!" He said yelling at the sky. "You gave me an army and now you take it away?"
Anubis who was having fun with him anyway was tired of the scorpion dude and was seeking other enjoyments. (I heard it involved some other goddess...) The same guy whom had told him he had won all this stuff appeared next to him
"I'm sorry dude, but your subscription to Anubis's army has expired."
"What? I thought that was only for "Warrior's Weekly"?"
"Well that too, but you see the thing is that Anubis is tired of funding this project and he want's his army back."
"Well that is inconvenient." He answered staring at the opposing army who saw that the dog warriors had disappeared.
"Yes, he's terribly sorry and too make up for it he is gonna make you immortal."
"But I don't want to be immortal."
"Oh. Well in that case he'll put you in a deep sleep that will last for thousands of years till someone wakes you up."
"Why can't I just die like the rest of them?"
"It doesn't work like that. Bye now!"
And the scorpion dude sank into the sand leaving his golden tooth behind...
"Congratulations sir! You've just won a new army!" A small man said shaking the scorpion dude's hand.
"I have?"
"Yep, and you've gotten your strength back and are now the proud owner of a luxurious oasis!"
"Huh?" The scorpion dude said confused. One moment he had been eating a scorpion, the next he was standing in a forest, shaking the hand of this strange man.
"Now if I could just get you to sign here." The man said pulling out a clip board. The scorpion dude signed his name... "Scorpion Dude" with a little picture of a scorpion at the dot of the "i".
"Thank you sir. Have fun and remember that your free subscription to "Warrior's Weekly" expires after 3 months. Thank you and goodbye." He said disappearing.
The scorpion dude looked at his newly acquired possessions which included a vast army of dog like warriors and a pyramid with a golden sun roof. He smiled and simply said...
"Cool."
So he led his newly acquired army against the army whom he had lost the war too and had banished him in the first place.
"Banish me, will you! " He said as the barking of his army was heard for miles around. "Thought you had beaten me, did you!"
The leader of the brown army whom had beaten him, had a gold tooth. Don't ask me why, but this is important for later on... Well the scorpion dude stole this golden tooth as a momento and went on to defeat the guy's brother, and his cousin, and his uncle and his sister, and his second cousin, and his wife's sister's friend's brother...(In other words he took his vengeance upon the guys whole family.)
But when he was fighting the guy's half brother's friend, his tooth fell out and he should have known that was a bad omen because before he knew it his army had vanished.
"What's this!" He said yelling at the sky. "You gave me an army and now you take it away?"
Anubis who was having fun with him anyway was tired of the scorpion dude and was seeking other enjoyments. (I heard it involved some other goddess...) The same guy whom had told him he had won all this stuff appeared next to him
"I'm sorry dude, but your subscription to Anubis's army has expired."
"What? I thought that was only for "Warrior's Weekly"?"
"Well that too, but you see the thing is that Anubis is tired of funding this project and he want's his army back."
"Well that is inconvenient." He answered staring at the opposing army who saw that the dog warriors had disappeared.
"Yes, he's terribly sorry and too make up for it he is gonna make you immortal."
"But I don't want to be immortal."
"Oh. Well in that case he'll put you in a deep sleep that will last for thousands of years till someone wakes you up."
"Why can't I just die like the rest of them?"
"It doesn't work like that. Bye now!"
And the scorpion dude sank into the sand leaving his golden tooth behind...