Chapter 3: Only if they don't bite you...
Now remember our heroes? Evelyn, Rick, Jonathan, and Are(deth)? Well there has been a couple changes since then. Evelyn somehow convinced Rick to marry her. And they had a kid, named Alex. Jonathan still drank a lot and Are went ahead and changed his name to Ardeth since everyone got confused anyway. Speaking of name changes, Evelyn changed her name to Evie for the purposes of this story....
Well anyway, Evie, Rick, and Alex were all sitting down for breakfast one day. Evie had just made breakfast.
She set the bowls of oatmeal before everyone and sat at her own place to eat.
"Mom!" Alex said taking a teeny-weeny bite of his oatmeal.
"Yes?" Evie answered before burning her tongue.
"This oatmeal's too hot."
"Yes, let's go exploring while we wait for it to cool down!" Evie said excitably getting out her packet of tools.
"All right!" Rick said and got his new collection of 98 guns from the cupboard, (since 2 of them were lost at Hamunatra).
"You're just looking for an excuse to use your guns!" Evie said mischievously and leaned up close to him kissing his chin. "But there will be no mummies this time." She promised.
"I wouldn't be so sure..." But he was interrupted by Evie kissing him.
Alex rolled his eyes. "Mom! Dad!" He said annoyed.
"Hmm?" They answered still kissing.
"Get a room..." Alex muttered annoyed.
So they hopped on a boat and traveled to some old ancient Egyptian pyramid...
Rick was sort of glad to be in a creepy place like an ancient burial tomb. He slunk through the shadows of the pyramid's corridors carrying his 98 guns behind him. He admired his devilishly handsome shadow and then continued on his way. Alex interrupted him once... something about his tattoo... but then he continued with his shadow sneaking...
Evie in the meantime was looking at something on the wall. A snake snaked up behind her and she kicked it at Rick who slung it away scared.
"Those are poisonous you know!" He exclaimed.
"Only if they don't bite you..." She said absent-mindedly. And Rick realized that it hadn't bit him so he went back over to the snake to get it to bite him...
"Or was it the other way around?" Evie wondered.
Rick simply looked at her with wide eyes.
After coming back from the hospital Evie and Rick, continued their treasure hunting.
"I feel like I've been here before." Evie stated.
"You have." Rick answered. "We were just here before we went to the hospital."
"No." Evie said hitting him playfully. "I mean in ancient times or something..."
Meanwhile Alex for the lack of anything better to do was building mouse traps in the front room of the tomb. But he heard some people coming and immediately hid. Three rough looking guys came in and didn't even notice his little collection of mouse traps.
Now these guys aren't really important in this story because they are only in this story to get killed. So because they aren't really important they don't really have names and have been called guy #1, guy #2, and guy #3.
Guy #1 was the one that thought that everything was cursed. Guy #2 was the fat one (and the leader) and guy #3 was the stupid one.
"This place is cursed." Guy #1 said.
"You always say that!" Guy #3 said.
"How do you know it is cursed?" Guy #2 said.
And Guy #1 pointed to a sign that said "this place is cursed."
"Oh..." Guy #2 and #3 said at the same time.
Now remember our heroes? Evelyn, Rick, Jonathan, and Are(deth)? Well there has been a couple changes since then. Evelyn somehow convinced Rick to marry her. And they had a kid, named Alex. Jonathan still drank a lot and Are went ahead and changed his name to Ardeth since everyone got confused anyway. Speaking of name changes, Evelyn changed her name to Evie for the purposes of this story....
Well anyway, Evie, Rick, and Alex were all sitting down for breakfast one day. Evie had just made breakfast.
She set the bowls of oatmeal before everyone and sat at her own place to eat.
"Mom!" Alex said taking a teeny-weeny bite of his oatmeal.
"Yes?" Evie answered before burning her tongue.
"This oatmeal's too hot."
"Yes, let's go exploring while we wait for it to cool down!" Evie said excitably getting out her packet of tools.
"All right!" Rick said and got his new collection of 98 guns from the cupboard, (since 2 of them were lost at Hamunatra).
"You're just looking for an excuse to use your guns!" Evie said mischievously and leaned up close to him kissing his chin. "But there will be no mummies this time." She promised.
"I wouldn't be so sure..." But he was interrupted by Evie kissing him.
Alex rolled his eyes. "Mom! Dad!" He said annoyed.
"Hmm?" They answered still kissing.
"Get a room..." Alex muttered annoyed.
So they hopped on a boat and traveled to some old ancient Egyptian pyramid...
Rick was sort of glad to be in a creepy place like an ancient burial tomb. He slunk through the shadows of the pyramid's corridors carrying his 98 guns behind him. He admired his devilishly handsome shadow and then continued on his way. Alex interrupted him once... something about his tattoo... but then he continued with his shadow sneaking...
Evie in the meantime was looking at something on the wall. A snake snaked up behind her and she kicked it at Rick who slung it away scared.
"Those are poisonous you know!" He exclaimed.
"Only if they don't bite you..." She said absent-mindedly. And Rick realized that it hadn't bit him so he went back over to the snake to get it to bite him...
"Or was it the other way around?" Evie wondered.
Rick simply looked at her with wide eyes.
After coming back from the hospital Evie and Rick, continued their treasure hunting.
"I feel like I've been here before." Evie stated.
"You have." Rick answered. "We were just here before we went to the hospital."
"No." Evie said hitting him playfully. "I mean in ancient times or something..."
Meanwhile Alex for the lack of anything better to do was building mouse traps in the front room of the tomb. But he heard some people coming and immediately hid. Three rough looking guys came in and didn't even notice his little collection of mouse traps.
Now these guys aren't really important in this story because they are only in this story to get killed. So because they aren't really important they don't really have names and have been called guy #1, guy #2, and guy #3.
Guy #1 was the one that thought that everything was cursed. Guy #2 was the fat one (and the leader) and guy #3 was the stupid one.
"This place is cursed." Guy #1 said.
"You always say that!" Guy #3 said.
"How do you know it is cursed?" Guy #2 said.
And Guy #1 pointed to a sign that said "this place is cursed."
"Oh..." Guy #2 and #3 said at the same time.