Beach Bash
Foreword- My gawd! I have been so busy lately! I mean, I had to sit through the 3-hour (not kidding) graduation ceremony, and I'm not even graduating! Not like I failed, but it's not my turn yet. It was so boring. On a happier note, I just got back from AMA, Anime mid Atlantic. It was so much fun! I ate my first pocky! I can't drive, so my mom took me. She was like "Who's that? Who are they supposed to be?" I wanted to ditch her, but I didn't. Well, on with the fic.
Disclaimer- counts money Crud, I don't own Inu Yasha.
Prologue
"Guys these aren't graham crackers. They're boards. You ride on them in the ocean. Here, I pick you guys all one out!" She handed Miroku a purple board with black swirls on it. Sango's was red with cute little kittens on it. Inu Yasha's was tye-dyed any and every shade of red you can think of. And Kagome's was tye-dyed with the word 'SIT!' printed on the front. Inu Yasha got all huffy about it, but he got over it. Just then, they saw the scariest thing in the whole world...
Ch.6 The Bikini
...Kikyo in a bikini. Not just any bikini. It was a...teeny weenie, little bitty, yellow polka dot bikini! (Cracks up Sorry, couldn't resist that.)
Kagome and Sango both ran screaming behind the boys, who were both staring in horror. Even Miroku. He didn't do dead girls. Inu Yasha was the first one to work up the nerve to speak. "Erm...Kikyo...what are you doing here, and..." He would never get to the point, so Sango took the liberty of saying what everyone else was thinking.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?!" Kikyo didn't look surprised by her outburst. She merely turned around to face the shocked teen.
"What this? I found it in Kagome's bag." All of the guys turned to face Kagome. She blushed. "It's Eri's. She put it in my bag on accident." Kagome said, waving her hand casualy. "Do I look like I would wear that?"
Miroku smiled with a dreamy look on his face. "I wish..." Sango and Kagome both smacked him at that. Inu Yasha was still trying to recover. "Hey Kikyo, take that stupid thing off will ya?" It took the group a minute to realize how wrong that sounded. "Oh..." said the others. "shit..." said Inu Yasha.
Kikyo was reaching behind her head to undo the bikini strap. Kagome recovered first. She tackled Kikyo. "Get her Kagome! Woohoo!" Miroku cheered. Soon, Sango joined the fray. After a few minutes, all that could be seen by the onlookers was a giant dust cloud. However, the boys could here a bit of muffled conversation.
"Get off me!"
"I can't believe you! You stripper!"
"Ouch! That was my foot!"
"Kagome! This is all your fault!"
"Is not!"
"Is so!"
"Is not!"
"Is so!"
"Stay out of this Kikyo"
"It's all her fault!"
SMASH
BANG
CRACK
The boys covered their ears. It just sounded painful. Finally, they heard Sango's voice. "Nice, Kagome." They just gaped at what they saw. Kagome had obviously beaten Kikyo over the head with one of the buggie boards. The two girls looked very proud of themselves.
"Inu Yasha, would you please get rid of her?" Inu Yasha grinned and chucked Kikyo into some bushes. He finally got a look at the broken board they had used on Kikyo.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY BOARD!" He yelled, turning to face the girls. "Kagome did it!" Yelled Sango, pointing frantically at her friend. "Gee thanks." Muttered Kagome.
Inu Yasha started chasing her around the beach. "C'mon Inu Yasha! At least I got rid of her!" She panted, as they did their laps. "BUT YOU STILL BROKE IT!!!!!"
A few hours later
Everyone had packed up and were heading back towards the village. 'Next time, we should go skiing!' Kagome got an evil look on her face. She looked at Sango and whispered her idea in her ear. Sango grinned at her as they both burst into song. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!"
"KAGOME!"
THE END! Or is it?
Author's Note- Sorry if that was kinda bad. But I tried! Please review and tell me if you want a sequel! I kinda want to write one, but I have other things to write, so tell me what you think! Till next time, bye!
Foreword- My gawd! I have been so busy lately! I mean, I had to sit through the 3-hour (not kidding) graduation ceremony, and I'm not even graduating! Not like I failed, but it's not my turn yet. It was so boring. On a happier note, I just got back from AMA, Anime mid Atlantic. It was so much fun! I ate my first pocky! I can't drive, so my mom took me. She was like "Who's that? Who are they supposed to be?" I wanted to ditch her, but I didn't. Well, on with the fic.
Disclaimer- counts money Crud, I don't own Inu Yasha.
Prologue
"Guys these aren't graham crackers. They're boards. You ride on them in the ocean. Here, I pick you guys all one out!" She handed Miroku a purple board with black swirls on it. Sango's was red with cute little kittens on it. Inu Yasha's was tye-dyed any and every shade of red you can think of. And Kagome's was tye-dyed with the word 'SIT!' printed on the front. Inu Yasha got all huffy about it, but he got over it. Just then, they saw the scariest thing in the whole world...
Ch.6 The Bikini
...Kikyo in a bikini. Not just any bikini. It was a...teeny weenie, little bitty, yellow polka dot bikini! (Cracks up Sorry, couldn't resist that.)
Kagome and Sango both ran screaming behind the boys, who were both staring in horror. Even Miroku. He didn't do dead girls. Inu Yasha was the first one to work up the nerve to speak. "Erm...Kikyo...what are you doing here, and..." He would never get to the point, so Sango took the liberty of saying what everyone else was thinking.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT?!" Kikyo didn't look surprised by her outburst. She merely turned around to face the shocked teen.
"What this? I found it in Kagome's bag." All of the guys turned to face Kagome. She blushed. "It's Eri's. She put it in my bag on accident." Kagome said, waving her hand casualy. "Do I look like I would wear that?"
Miroku smiled with a dreamy look on his face. "I wish..." Sango and Kagome both smacked him at that. Inu Yasha was still trying to recover. "Hey Kikyo, take that stupid thing off will ya?" It took the group a minute to realize how wrong that sounded. "Oh..." said the others. "shit..." said Inu Yasha.
Kikyo was reaching behind her head to undo the bikini strap. Kagome recovered first. She tackled Kikyo. "Get her Kagome! Woohoo!" Miroku cheered. Soon, Sango joined the fray. After a few minutes, all that could be seen by the onlookers was a giant dust cloud. However, the boys could here a bit of muffled conversation.
"Get off me!"
"I can't believe you! You stripper!"
"Ouch! That was my foot!"
"Kagome! This is all your fault!"
"Is not!"
"Is so!"
"Is not!"
"Is so!"
"Stay out of this Kikyo"
"It's all her fault!"
SMASH
BANG
CRACK
The boys covered their ears. It just sounded painful. Finally, they heard Sango's voice. "Nice, Kagome." They just gaped at what they saw. Kagome had obviously beaten Kikyo over the head with one of the buggie boards. The two girls looked very proud of themselves.
"Inu Yasha, would you please get rid of her?" Inu Yasha grinned and chucked Kikyo into some bushes. He finally got a look at the broken board they had used on Kikyo.
"HEY! THAT WAS MY BOARD!" He yelled, turning to face the girls. "Kagome did it!" Yelled Sango, pointing frantically at her friend. "Gee thanks." Muttered Kagome.
Inu Yasha started chasing her around the beach. "C'mon Inu Yasha! At least I got rid of her!" She panted, as they did their laps. "BUT YOU STILL BROKE IT!!!!!"
A few hours later
Everyone had packed up and were heading back towards the village. 'Next time, we should go skiing!' Kagome got an evil look on her face. She looked at Sango and whispered her idea in her ear. Sango grinned at her as they both burst into song. "THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS! IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!"
"KAGOME!"
THE END! Or is it?
Author's Note- Sorry if that was kinda bad. But I tried! Please review and tell me if you want a sequel! I kinda want to write one, but I have other things to write, so tell me what you think! Till next time, bye!