Early Parenting

Author's Note: I was just checking my files to see how many Romy fics I was planning on making and it made me realize I'm only planning to do like… 4 Romys and only 1 Scogue…

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"Isn't Tara just the most adorable baby you've ever seen?" Jean asked as she held the little girl in her arms. She looked at Scott who was beaming proudly, handing out cigars to every male he met.

" I'm a father! I'm a father!"

Kurt stared at Scott strangely and shook his head. He placed a loving arm on Amanda's shoulders and smiled. " I have, und her name is Karen. Karen Wagner… I love the sound of that."

Amanda giggled and nodded. " Almost as much as I love the sound of Amanda Wagner…"

Kurt blushed and pecked Amanda's cheek and Karen's forehead. " Come on, ve have to zhop for baby ztuff!"

Scott continued on giving away cigars and grinning like a fool. " Come, Mrs. Jean Summers, let us drive in the Summers' mobile and drive to our Summers abode!"

" Scott… people are staring, mind not going 'macho' on me?" Jean asked as she tried to hide her face from the males who were shaking their head.

*Too bad she went with the idiot. She's a looker *

" Excuse me?!" Jean screamed as she ran towards the male that was now staring at her just as strangely as he was staring as Scott. " Did you just call me a hooker?!"

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Wanda could not believe how much of a wuss her father's precious 'Acolyte' was. St. John Allderyce, was now cooing as he held their son, Benjamin in his arms.

" Who's the bloke? You da bloke," he said as he held Benjamin at arms length away, grinning like a madman. He frowned playfully at Wanda and placed his head on her shoulder. " Aww, mommy needs a hug?"

" I need you to grow up!" Wanda growled as she jerked his head from her shoulders. She gently took Benjamin from St. John and secretly loved the feel of the baby in her arms.

" Enjoying being a mum, eh, mum?" the Aussie asked as he crossed his arms.

Wanda glared at him. " I was just preventing a world crisis of the baby becoming more like you!"

St. John faked a heart attack and fell on the floor. " That hurts…" he whispered. " I think I may be dyin'… I need some luv!"

Wanda rolled her eyes and placed a hex on the chair that he was using to help himself up. One of the legs broke and caused St. John to fall down with it.

" Hardy har har, very funny," he said sarcastically. " Mrs. Wanda Allderyce… why you actin' like this?"

" Just drive, okay? The sooner we get there, the sooner we can see what we have to buy," Wanda said curtly.

St. John nodded and kept silent. " Sure… no problem."

They drove by the high school and found Principal Kelly dancing naked in the sprinklers. Wanda paled and put her hand on the baby's eyes.

" Drive faster Pyro! My eyes need to be gouged out!"

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Author's Note: To Be Continued. ~~ was that much of an author's note?